What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?
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Promt:
Bruce kept trackers in the people he loved. Ever since Dick was a young boy prone to get kidnapped. Some with consent, some… not so much. But it was a crime he was willing to commit, if only for the way it calmed his nerves when he looked at the little dots on his screen.
Alfred, in the kitchen, working tirelessly on lunch.
Tim, in Drake Manor (much to his annoyance, but he was working on that one), probably enjoying the weekend before school.
Dick, in Bludhaven (again, much to his annoyance) spending his day off with some friends in a coffee shop.
Barbara, in the library, helping visitors.
And the one little dot that always pained him to look at, but couldn’t bring himself to disarm, right above-
Where is it?
There.
Why in all Hell’s name was his son’s body in the hospital instead of the cemetery?
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Gourd lake is the gay hookup spot
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still not over q!Bad walking into his house to find a book that’s like “come here for a gourd time teehee :3” and he gets there and it’s a fucking assassination attempt
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Love these guys. The cuke of melon…
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I love when it's really early in the morning and the sky is really soft and dark and makes everything else look like it's glowing blue and the trees are look like black paper cutouts in front of it
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ASDFGHJKL
Just been talking to this npc and he was like 'oh hey!! Nice of them to send out a guy so soon after I sent my letter!' and when link did his little talking hand gestures my full expectation was the next words to be 'omg the hero?? Zeldas knight?? The champion of hyrule? You guys were missing it was all over the kingdom!!'
Npc: oh, so you're just some guy? Man, I thought they would have sent someone out by now, I've been waiting ages...
A) no you haven't
B) Link, WHAT????
Asdfghjkl??? NO WONDER he's been Tony Hawked he's not even introducing himself with his name??!
Actually... Given what other people have been calling him, I think he's been introducing himself as 'just a wandering swordsman'.
LINK THAT WAS YOUR FAULT THE WHOLE TIME???
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I cannot fucking believe. I cant fuckign
I just finished listening and all I can say it Mr fucking Blobby? MR FUCKING BLOBBY IS IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE
MISTER BLOBBY! MISTER BLOBBY! IS A FUCKING HITMAN FOR THE OIAR
JONATHAN SIMS, MR BLOBBY??? YOU PUT MR BLOBBY IN THERE
MR BLOBBY
I literally made a joke in the notes of a @jonnywaistcoat post where he said oh yeah we based a monster on a childrens tv show host I said hahaha mr blobby ha ha ha wouldn't that be funny
I WAS RIGHT
I'm also fucked up now. I'm fucked up! I feel sorry for everyone who didn't have Mr Blobby in your cultural consciousness because as someone who has, Boy Howdy does this episode make you scream
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