[Kofta Chalao. Knew that's what he was gonna make! [ Whispers ]Home. [ Whispers ]I have no idea what that word really means. [ Normal voice ] So, how do we do it, my brother? We take fresh ground beef, add ground onion.]
Kofta Chalao. Knew that's what he was gonna make! [ Whispers ]Home. [ Whispers ]I have no idea what that word really means. [ Normal voice ] So, how do we do it, my brother? We take fresh ground beef, add ground onion. How do we do that? [ Slow throat. ]I don't know. I don't have food. It's bad. I think like... oh. Oh, we have something on our menu... [ Slow throat. ]So how can we find it, my brother? [ Slow throat. ].If you know, you just don't know anymore. [ Whispers ]Right. And I just... I just think it's okay. But, if, uh...
a fun thing you can do when you're a grownup is buy a bunch of ingredients and make 6 litres of spaghetti sauce in a big pot and divide it up into a bunch of containers and put it in the freezer!
i cannot tell you how often i feel the aching void in my soul and i have no idea what to do with the feeling so i just cook a really elaborate meal and honestly it does kinda help
Wei Wuxian having stress-eating habits, but he eats very questionable and borderline inedible things but doesn't flinch.
I mean we know canonically he puts so much spice in his food that anyone could lose their tastebuds, who's stopping him at that?
It's just Wei Wuxian triggering a stress episode without him realizing and the next thing you know he has a bell peper on his hand or a lemon's skin in his mouth.
He realizes that his fellow shidis get super disgusted when he does this, and sometimes he pokes fun at them by chomping down a fried lizard all while keeping eye contact.
(He got mild food poisoning after that.)
So sometimes situations go like this
Wei Wuxian: I sense I am at a certain breaking point and feel an overwhelming nervousness, I must chomp.
Shidis: Shixiong no.
Wei Wuxian, already heading towards the gardens: Shixiong yes.
Or:
Jiang Yanli: A-xian, a-xian
Wei Wuxian: yes shijie
Jiang Cheng: eating shit again
Wei Wuxian: no shidi
Jiang Yanli: telling lies?
Wei Wuxian: no shijie
Jiang Cheng: open your mouth
Wei Wuxian:
Jiang Cheng: open your mout-- DON'T YOU FUCKING RUN
oh musakhkhan (to be clear no one spells it like that except for freaks who use words such as “mistransliterated”) is phenomenal btw. I think it might be the best food. like it might be planet Earth’s best food.