#hate hate hate onions

[sargeantsarmy]

[resvarie]

inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw

[thehumanwiki]

Pokémon but I once again badly edited Onion Headlines onto it

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7.

[yellenabelova]

💀

[gremlinsminion]

[buotella]

Cynthia Erivo on the Dish Podcast (+ her IDTSH)

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

When Harry is born, Sirius is dead terrified of holding him. He will do literally anything to avoid it. He spills hot coffee on his arm when Lily offers the first time, playing it off as an accident. He lies that he hurt his elbow in a battle when James tries to hand Harry over. He casts a wordless, wandless spell on his arm to cover it in rashes, saying he shouldn’t, just in case it’s contagious, when Remus tries to pass Harry to him. He comes up with excuses every single time. He lies to Lily, to James, to Remus, Peter, Mary, Marlene, Dorcas, Emmeline, Frank, Alice, and everyone else who comes into contact with Harry and him.

Everyone, after two months of this, assumes that Sirius just doesn’t like babies and isn’t willing to say it to them, for some reason. When James finally corners him, handing him Harry because “he’s your godson! You can’t go your entire life avoiding him. How do you expect to bond with him if you won’t even let him hold your finger?” Sirius awkwardly holds the kid, every muscle in his body tense, tears in his eyes, shaking, genuinely petrified. James takes Harry back and finally presses Sirius until he spills.

Sirius adores Harry. He doesn’t love kids, generally, but his nephew, his godson, is the exception. That doesn’t change the fact that he is terrified of the idea of hurting Harry. He’s so scared that his upbringing has permanently fucked something in his brain up and, if he gets into close contact with a kid, that something will be triggered. He’s terrified that he, if presented with an innocent, sweet, adorable child, could become the monsters that raised him.

[styxxsyringe]

trixie!

[eunchanmini]

in other words, "i love you"

[dedalvs]

I'm curious about what the semantic connection is between zālagon 'burn' and zāliapos 'onion'

Have you ever cut an onion and had human eyes?

[0n10neater]

Milsiril breaks my heart and i feel like her relationship to kabru is really misinterpreted a lot since the main perspective and understanding of her character is only provided from kabru’s POV.

But like, thinking about how much kabru means to her drives me crazy. She’s over protective, infantilizes shorter lived races, and comes from an abrasive family dynamic and now compensates by taking in children who have lost their own families. She knows kabru has a shorter lifespan and she knows he is likely going to die before her. All of the kids she takes in, she is probably the one going to outlive them.

They talk some of the way the tropes of tragedy in love stories between long and short lived races but to think about that from a familial perspective feels like a completely different kind of heart wrenching.

I really appreciate the amount of perspective we get on these feeling’s from marcille especially once we find out the reason shes so scared of those she loves dying before her, and i think milsiril is another really interesting character to look at in the ways she provides a perspective from a parental figure who will have to live with losing most of the children she takes in during her own lifetime.

[kitakami-kid]

i am once again projecting my pain onto my favs

[3-aem]

when he splash his pure shit water up ur nose during butt bath time and then acts like the victim

[jiangwanyinscatmom]

hii I just want to say it is SO refreshing to see someone also dislike JGY and actually point out the list of crimes he committed. I feel like I'm going crazy with how I can't criticise him without some crazy person coming in to say 'oh but he couldn't help it! he had no other choice!' like how are you as the READER falling for his excuses please GET UPPPP

he had no choice but to murder entire clans for his watchtowers? his son? his wife fuck the cruelty present with qin su's death makes me sick but you genuinely can't talk about it without people defending JIN GUANGYAO and the sex workers good lord his treatment of women despite his mother's position in society who he seems to love so much I'm going crazy!!!!!!!! he's terrible why can't I say that!! ofc his end was as bad as it was it was DESERVED NHS should have been even MORE cruel it's not enough that LXC stabs him and he's in that coffin with NMJ idgaf all 3 of them deserve to be miserable venerable triad my ass

and I haven't even gotten started on the stupid fucking take of 'modern au WWX and JGY would be friends' no the fuck they WOULD NOT WWX actually has morals that he will stand by! he's a good person! he would NOT put up with a bastard who's only interested in satisfying his own interests regardless of who he uses to achieve that I hate every take that puts them together when it was quite clear that it was xue yang JGY got on with. someone who WWX very obviously couldn't stand with how he declares he needs to die!!!!!!!

sorry maybe this is too much hating but you're clearly not afraid to be outspoken especially with stuff supported by the novel so i just wanted to finally get this off my chest without being told JGY is actually a meow meow blorbo or whatever

I love to hate on him, and I can never be stopped, people getting mad at me for shit talking him feeds me.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

"the evil fascist government plans their war crimes in a group chat, but they accidentally had a news reporter in the chat and thats how their crimes were exposed" sounds like a sketch from some unfunny political commentary show that gets called out for being too ridiculous

[sweetandfunky]