#hazbin posting

[redladydeath]

New information revealed by the Hazbin Playbill

Charlie went to college

Charlie won multiple musical theater awards in college

Alastor broadcasts every day at noon (or whenever he feels like it)

Angel Dust is a singer

Angel Dust made his first onscreen appearance in one of Valentino’s films (so in or after the 1970s)

Vaggie is trained in sychronized dance

Sir Pentious has made weapons for Carmine Industries and Voxtek

Sir Pentious created the Egg Bois with the help of someone (probably Baxter)

Lucifer performs alongside the other Deadly Sins (“perform” might be metaphorical though)

Carmilla discovered new ways to use Angelic technology to improve Hell’s weaponry

Carmilla is the host of the board of Pentagram City Overlords

Rosie does favors in exchange for people’s souls

Sera works directly under the Speaker of God

Sera is in charge of Heaven’s hierachy and laws

Emily is in charge of ensuring all citizens of Heaven are entertained and comfortable 

Mimzy owns a club called “Ragtime”

Mimzy once appeared in a radio special with Alastor called “Singa for ya Dinna!”

Vox acts in and directs his media projects

Valentino frequently goes on shooting sprees in the Entertainment District

Valentino describes the Entertainment District as ruled by himself, “Velvette, and I guess Vox”

Velvette has over 100 million subscribers

Velvette is the head of development for Love Potion (in collaboration with Valentino)

Velvette can do spells/magic

Saint Peter is the head singer in Heaven’s royal choir and founded the Angelic drama club

Saint Peter can play the harp and French horn

Zestial is the oldest living Overlord in power

Zestial is effectively retired

Zestial helps Carmilla with her business due to their friendship

[cryinhell]

Okay I need to make a public announcement that no one asked for.

I'm here for Huskerdust.

When I say I'm here for Huskerdust I mean

I'm here for Angel as an individual character

I'm here for Husk as an individual character

I'm here for Husk and Angel's friendship

I'm here for Husk and Angel's romance

I'm here for everything Husk and Angel, both together and separately.

These two are my favorite characters, and they happen to be wonderful together. I adore them for everything they are.

That is all.

[th0tsuk1b4kuh03]

[jojoiread]

Hello there! Could I ask for some HCs of Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, and Angel Dust meeting Alastor’s sibling, [Reader] [Gender Neutral] [Platonic], for the first time? They’re also a powerful demon like their brother, have deer-like features (antlers and tail), fashioned with glasses, a distorted/static voice, (of course being a cannibal), etc. However, what contrasted with Alastor was they don’t have a creepy demeanor nor ill intentions. They’re actually a decently nice demon who would visit the hotel to check up on their only brother and chat with everyone.

- @sanctum-of-ramshackle

Meeting Alastors Sibling

Charlie Morning star

• Charlie would be overjoyed to see, let alone find out, that Alastor has a sibling.

•”OH MY GOSH WELCOME I DIDN’T KNOW ALASTOR HAD A SIBLING COME LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND”

•Immediately starts showing you around and telling you about how the hotel works and her dreams of redeeming her people.

•Asking you all sorts of questions relating to you and Alastor, “Who’s older? Did you guys get along? Who’s-“

•Gets cut off my Alastor cause he knows damn well that you’ll start blubbering his secrets.

•Absolutely enthralled with your personality, not everybody down here, let alone a powerful overlord who’s just so… nice and not trying to deceive others.

•Ask you if you want to join the hotel and understands when you decline.

•Gets excited for the next time you visit and waves,hugs,smiles,(a whole song atp) once you leave.

(Alastor now making a plan to keep your yapping mouth shut).

Vaggie

•Does not trust you AT ALL when you first arrive.

•A double of Alastor? No fucking thanks, keep it away, she does not need to deal with that, one is enough.

•Starts sizing you up and asking questions, judging to see if your gonna be a problem just like Alastor.

•Once she sees how nice and unalastory you are, she’ll start to calm down a bit and let her guard down.

•Absolutely baffled that someone like you is even related to Alastor.

•”Did Alastor get dropped on his head and that’s why he’s a bitch and you’re not?”(Yes he’s standing right behind her)

•(Alastor makes sure to keep a close eye on you two after that)

•She’s happy that you get along with everyone at the hotel, a good change of pace around here.

Angel Dust

•Literally does not care at first, so what? Another guest? Alastor’s sibling? Whatever

•When you first stride up to him, he makes his usual sex comments, asking to make a pass at that ass (Alastor glares and he stops relucantly).

•”So, hows it feel to squeeze out of the same tight pussy as freaky face himeself?”

• Thinks your just a mini-version of Alastor, same hair, looks, voice, etc, just throwing Alastor into a duplicator.

•Asks if he can get duplicated too.

•After realizing how nice and sweet you are, he starts to lighten up on the act he uses.

•Still making crude comments, now he’s just making sure a certain somebody isn’t in the room.

•Thinks your just like Charlie and gets himself drunk before conversing.

•(You’re both laughing and playing with fat nuggets after).

[d33rhide]

HuskerDust scene redraw in my style 💙💖

[still-trans-gwender]

Hazbin Hotel if it was written by Gooseworx

"I'm Alastor and i'm your (enter cartoony bonk noise here)"

[jamielaur2]

Interest check!!

Im looking into making pins!! And would love to see if anyone is interested in the first line of Hazbin Hotel Tisms! The first batch is Lucifer related ones! And the Angelic ones glow in the dark!!

Would you be interested in any of them? If you don’t have money right now that’s fine, they’re not out yet!

You can also share this post with anyone you think would love these pin ideas :D

Please 👉👈

[cleo-arty]

Casually drops Hazbin Hotel redesign art here

Chalice

Charlie's design was pretty nice in the show, but I wanted her to look more like a owner of the hotel. With a little bit of royalty to it too since she doesn't look like the princess of Hell. I also decided to make her a goat since I heard from my friends she was supposed to be based around that.

Valerie

Vaggie was a bit tricky since I didn't know what to change. I know I wanted her to look more mothlike but also look like Charlie's assistant in the hotel. I decided to make her more purple like in her pilot design, giving her extra arms and lil cute moth antennas.

Nifty

Nifty's wasn't as hard as Vaggie's, but I also didn't see the point of changing her colors since admitting I like them. So I changed her design to be more housewife like to give her an actual 50s feel. Ik she already had one but it didn't match her nature.

Alastor

Alastor was something I thought would be difficult but it surprisingly wasn't. For him I wanted him to be a deer still, but be more animalistic looking. I also tried to lean more towards brownish red to his colors and making his anglers a littlw bigger.

And that's all for now!

[sobertycrafts]

Hazbin duck family photo with butt teasers

Ykno the playlist is actually pretty good workout motivation I planked to poison LMAO

[hazbinposting]

He’s so silly

[redladydeath]

Fellas, I think this means we're safe from the Vees turning on each other.

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

I gotta know if Alastor from hazbin hotel can do one we gotta have faith in Alastor

Can Alastor perform a…

[ryemiffie]

Okay I don't care if you like Hazbin hotel or you just kinda watched it cause you were bored, I need y'all to know I still have a serious quarrel with this tv-headed fuck. Like we all just kinda accepted the fact that he has a tv for a head way too quickly, like?? The implications of this!

We see him with a coffee mug so I assume he can drink coffee, but wouldn't ingesting a fluid through a tv head give him like water damage or something? Can he eat regular food through it? Does he eat electricity? More importantly can he eat electricity?

What does that mean for the rest of his body? Is it just a regular human body? I don't think so! That makes no sense! Biggest question, is his d!ck a like headphone jack or something? Like something that has to be plugged in? Are his veins cords? How far does it go??! Will we ever know? I highly doubt it but I'm still asking!

Why a tv?? Alastor doesn't have a radio head!

I have to imagine a conversation went down with Vivienne and a worker at prime video like this:

Prime worker: Okay so we just have a couple questions about the character Vox from your show, we just want to get a better feel for the character is that alright?

Vivienne: Of course, ask away!

Worker: Okay so he has a tv for a head yes?

Vivienne: Yes.

Worker: And how does that work? How does it effect him?

Vivienne: well he has electrical powers of course.

Worker: Right, and he used to have a box-tv for a head right?

Vivienne: yes, before flat screens were invented his head was a box tv.

Worker: And how does that work?

Vivienne: his head?

Worker: yes.

Vivienne: Well it'd probably work same as any other tv, but a head.

Worker: Right but how did he change it?

Vivienne: well it changed to a flat screen.

Worker: yes but how did that happen?

Vivienne: well beucase flat screens hadn't existed yet so he had to have a box tv for a head.

Worker: Yes but how did he change it?

Vivienne: Oh, to a flat screen.

Worker: I- ...you know what? I just realised I hate this fucking job.

Something like that type of conversation I just know had to have gone down, cause what the fuck you mean he got a tv for a head? Why?? Does he need batteries to function without being plugged in? Does he have to plug into a sort of charging station at the end of the night? If he sleeps in a bed I can not imagine he sleep on his side cause that's gotta be hella uncomfortable. I am just so enraged by this tv headed freak. What's wrong with him!

[jojoiread]

I can’t watch any fricking episode with Lucifer without thinking he’s a muppet cause he doesn’t have a nose

TELL ME HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE KERMIT