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c0nn0rb0t · 4 months ago

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"H-O-T-T-O-G-O! You can take me hot to-go!" Hank is drunkenly singing to music in the kitchen.

Whelp looks like Dad is drunk in the kitchen again. He can't complain though, he'd rather hear the Lieutenant drunk sing then see him try to play Russian Roulette with himself. But he'll keep an eye out to make sure dad doesn't accidently hurt himself either way

#man or machine {connor}#connor-mark-ii #crack #dad plz #He drunk af

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spookiedogg · 2 years ago

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#Freddy Fazbear #hur hur hur hur hur #fnaf #shitpost #supposed to be #ended up putting a lot of effort into it #he drunk af #fnaf fanart #this is his life if the movie flopped #based off of that one image

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nachosforfree · 6 months ago

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This is killing me for some reason

#everyone saw midnight motorist going 200 miles down the wrong side of the road and was like yeah he was drunk af

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dramashii · 1 year ago

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I learned that 90% of love is showing up.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH SECRETARY KIM (2018) | Ep 15

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compress1repress · 3 months ago

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i fear this car sex scene im writing is defying the laws of physics. i blame you patrick zweig for being a 6ft+ bottom. just greedy behaviour 😒

(anyway when I finish this fic I need everyone to pretend that he wouldn't be getting a concussion if this scene actually happened)

#he's too tall!!!#just smashing his head against the roof of the car repeatedly.#also those damn legs are too long #and im drunk af right now guys i can't lie

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coffin-of-dust · 10 months ago

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Count Drunkula redraw!

When a poor warlord comes home from a long war campaign and just wants to get drunk af.

#count drunkula #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #vladcard #my art #fanart #hellsing fanart #Vlad do be drunk af #he wants his horse #alucard

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phantom-pinetree · 4 months ago

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Spy: Demo, you need to calm down.

Demo, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #incorrect quotes #incorrect tf2 quotes #tf2 incorrect quotes #tf2 spy #tf2 demoman #I imagine him saying this at the dinner table #like he's drunk af and everyone else is minding their own business and suddenly he's like #WHAT THE FUCK DOES BIRTHDAY CAKE TASTE LIKE???

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arcoiriscopia-electricboogaloo · 5 months ago

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im reading the asoiaf books (i'm reading the third one rn) and after watching the show i have to say that Tyrion's actor is just too likeable bc the real deal...... he's a petty and creepy guy

#don't get me wrong #i still like him #he's like one of the only three characters that aren't stupid af #but he's not the funny drunk guy from the show #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #game of thrones #tyrion lannister

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fear-no-mort · 10 months ago

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thinkign about how alone and unloved morty was for all his life and rick was the first time anyobdy ever put such an amount of intense attention and dependency onto him . and rick had a whole new family and losing them made him stop seeing the value in other people as a whole and morty was the one and first thing that woke him up

#really long Tag rant down there #one of the most Things Ever about them to me is how morty barely even understands just how much rick loves him. more than anything #and its something ricks done on purpose hes made sure of it #because hes so weak he cant handle it #them being together is agony in avsolutely every way and sense but also theyre the best part of eachothers lives #morty because nobodys payed attention to him quite like rick has and all the exciting space adventures and rick just cause. he literally #just likes him thats it. and he never knew it #also i was thinking of this earlier. one of the reasons season 1 is soooo good to me is cuz you get to see morty grow on rick in real time #stuff like that moment where morty walks through the door and rick is instantly at the sight of him SUPER excited and he goes hey!!! but #then he clears his throat and goes Hey trying to pretend like this dumb scaredy kid isnt becoming his favourite thing hes ever known day af #er day #and goddamn night shaym aliens. in that moment where he realised morty had been fake the whole time i rlly wonder what he was thinking and #how he felt. like. oh man this is messing with me way too much this is Bad #and then he got drunk over it and yknow. that . is it post credits. i think. that scene #n literally At the Very beginning he was tired n drunk n stupid thinking like man fuck this im gonna blow this place up and do what prime #did to me. But he brought morty with him Even just at that point it flashed in his mind and he absolutely could not bear to let morty die #Breathes in #im rewatching in October bc anniversary month. i literally can’t wait im so actually impatient i considered just doing it today So hard #odiespeak

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xxplastic-cubexx · 20 days ago

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match 1 chat and match 2 chat theres SOMETHING in the air tonight that leads to people being nicies to me.... and a lil mean but its ok....

#marvel rivals #snap chats #'a REAL tank' yeah thats right... thank you for the validation.. im sorry we lost this game.. and the first guy left at that 💀💀#embarrassing as hell first match cause we lost BUT WE WON THE SECOND ONE #funny as fuck... i appreciate my teammates coming to my defense for the first game...#funny af with the second game... we didnt even start the game yet .. its ok i said ily2 .. love all around..#also hey im drinking. the rum i bought for my tiramisu #I MADE THE TIRAMISU but now i have all this rum... im just havin a lil..... just a sippy sip with some lemonade !!!!#'mag lord is tough to get' not when youre chronically obsessed with the man but whatever we move. thank you team..#'idk why' thats just the natural.... /attraction/ he has.. haha gottem..#i shouldve said that i fear im too drunk to be so clever on the spot tho 😔#anyway back to gaming ill post more if more funny business happens BYE

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thendhasnoooend · 1 year ago

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the strokes, 2001

#the strokes #2001 #is this it tour #is this it #garage rock revival #2000s bands #indie rock #early 2000s #julian casablancas #he looks drunk af in every pic where he's wearing the camel shirt #anyway hes the coolest #period!!

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americanhellkmart · 15 days ago

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i saw new mission impossible movie recently and i like had no idea what was happening there was a lot of someone showing up and the audience clapping . i liked when it became an underwater survival horror movie briefly in the middle

#i was a little drunk which was NOT helping .. i chatted with the bartender cuz he looked bored af and then he too generously made my drink

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edmunderson · 11 months ago

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