#he fucking jinxed it

[flogisto]

gansey fighting with adam and talking about how ronan hadn't stolen his car while ronan is not only quite literally stealing his car at that exact moment but crashing it too will never not be funny

[eggwishing]

check out how hard i can cry

[arcanegifs]

"The topsiders offered me everything. Independence, a seat at the table. All in return for you. They can all burn. Everyone betrays us, Jinx. Vander. Her. They will never understand. It's only us. You're my daughter. I'll never forsake you."

[firehandlerfred]

The villain dying at the end of a show?

Expected

The villain dying at the hands of his surrogate daughter?

Fucked up, exciting, love it

The villain dying at his daughter's hands AFTER PROVING HE WOULDN'T ABANDON HER?

Insane actually, peak fiction

[sunshinediaz]

tease tidbit tuesday 🫧

hi friends, i'm procrastinating doing my fema courses in favor of watching season 4 <3 have a lil bit of eddie vs the hoa

It’s just—Buck is big and it kind of drives Eddie a little crazy.  Like? God, okay. He’s a little stupid over it. You’ll have to forgive him.  He is so big, right, larger than Eddie and Eddie isn’t a small guy. He’s filled out since finishing his probationary year, settling in his career and getting comfortable in the life he chose for himself and Chris. He’s more functional muscle than big gains; his stomach’s soft, protected by a sweet layer of fat, but his core’s solid and his arms are twice the size they used to be when he was twenty-seven.  See? He isn’t small.  But, like, Buck’s just bigger, wider and broader and thicker, and there’s something so delicious about having somebody that large at his mercy, at his every beck and call. Buck has this quality about him, no matter his size, like he’s always ready to drop to his knees and let himself be taken care of, and it has Eddie’s head buzzing in a way that most definitely isn’t from the beer. 

tagged by @wikiangela, @jeeyuns, @devirnis, @disasterbuckdiaz, and @daffi-990 <3

tagging @spagheddiediaz, @puppyboybuckley, @evanbegins, @honestlydarkprincess, @exhuastedpigeon, @thewolvesof1998, @theotherbuckley, and @monsterrae1 if any of you wanna share!

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Max only needs one more race win to equal Prost.

Two more after that to equal Seb.

One more after that and... the sky is truly the limit. Well, only Michael and Lewis are ahead of that.

When he first started, it was a question of when, not if he'd win a championship. He was the inevitable.

That hasn't changed. It's only the question that has changed.

He could do it by the end of the season or at the start of the next.

He's only 26. 26. Twenty fucking six.

Generational indeed...

[mollysunder]

It's very funny that in League lore Ekko hates Viktor, like he thinks Viktor is the actual WORST of Zaun. I'm incredibly curious how this dynamic plays out in Arcane when Jinx is right there. I love Jinx, but I can be honest and say she caused him a lot of hurt and heartache to say the least. That being said, what the hell does Viktor do to get on Ekko's shit list???

Is this a case of pretty priviledge? Lol.

[jinxini]

Ekko needs to get something off his chest

audio from reed shannon's twitter

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Ooooooo! Do you think nine could use Shadow as a bargaining tool?

I know he’s there for the fight with all the shatterverse alternates, but say at one point in the fight Shadow is held hostage and Sonic is forced to make a choice let Nine hurt Shadow seriously or give up his prism energy to Nine!

Shadow is what’s really left of Ghost Hill apart from Sonic himself, Nine is aware of this he’s using it as a bargaining chip because if Sonic gives up the prism energy than there’s a chance all the alternates get to live but if not it’s goodbye everyone.

Idk I’m supposed to be asleep but my brain said hmmmm manipulative Nine…

I had some thoughts about this flying around and it definitely would be interesting to see (albeit a version of) Tails finally having an upper hand on Shadow, you know, if there's anyone to stand up for himself after years of mistreatment it's Nine, and the angst would be indeed delectable

But I find it also highly improbable the show would go in that direction because first, good luck trying to keep the Ultimate Lifeform tied to a chair as you monologue your evil plan /j (but then again, it was also highly improbable we were gonna get a version of Tails that is actively trying to kill Sonic without any mind control being involved, and yet, here we are) and also cuz God forbid Shadow has more screentime than first and last episode of a season

[skitskatdacat63]

Just watched the Weekend Warm-Up and learned some insane fucking stats about Fernando.

He's going to have participated in 1/3 of all F1 races ever held??????? 365 races is insane in general(a race for every day!), but when you consider that it's 365/1,086 races...AND THAT'S 33% OF RACES!!

So....he'll have participated in 33% of races held, he's literally in garage and pit box #33 this weekend, and he's at his home race which was his last race he won 10 years ago...PLEASE THE STARS ARE LITERALLY ALIGNING

Guys I'm feeling delusional.

[rui-drawsbox]

Happy new year! I hope everyone has a good time, I can't say the same about myself, a tornado literally passed through the city on the 29th and we won't have electricity in my house for at least 4 days jdjdk

At the moment no one died so somehow everything will be fixed loln't

[dismas-n-dismay]

I think someone should draw more fan art of A.B.A. dating Jinx but like right now so I can giggle and kick my feet over long haired blue/green haired girls, *send post*

[tangotekkit]

so i figured martyn died like immediately after entering the end cuz of the chat messages but i didnt think he literally just

walked off the edge of the starting platform

[bygeto]

With pleasure 😒

Danny baby pack your bags let's go 🫴🏾

[daddys-little-jinx]

i hope jinx gets to go absolutely fucking feral next season. i hope she's just utterly feared by everyone. Just a complete agent of chaos. Who's side is she on? the side of panic and carnage and violence and boom boom explodey. she lost her silco and for that they can all burn.

[brookheimer]

jesse armstrong i see you