#he is literally my wife

[gothluke]

these outfits >>>>>

[hotgirlinterruptedsblog]

one thing about me is that when i see a pretty man with long hair i immediately go “that’s literally my wife omg”

the men in question would probably drop kick me if they heard me callling them my wife but i do not care cuz i dont even like men

i also just like the way they look a lot, not near me though just from the distance

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[rystiel]

i keep seeing people say the doctor shouldn’t have feelings for rogue because he’s married to river…? river song… who has also married multiple people… one of the most polyamorous characters in the show…?

[qifreyplushie]

If you're still taking art requests 👉👈 perhaps Xie Lian holding Hua Cheng princess style?

hua cheng: ok now benchpress me

[emily84]

currently mentally living in that split second delay, the little thing assad does, when armand looks over or up at daniel sometimes, after the façade has come off, like he braces himself for a split second and then makes eye contact

(here the blink-and-you'll-miss-it second he looks over-and-then-up)

because yes, he's been called out on his lies and daniel is seeing through all the bullshit so effortlessly and (from his pov) cruelly even as a lowly human who shouldn't even dare to speak so boldly to an Ancient, but also... Daniel is SEEING him so EFFORTLESSLY even as a lowly HUMAN and it's never fucking happened to him before in his five hundred plus years of life.

he also does it immediately AFTER looking at him sometimes. like he's afraid if he sustains eye contact longer than a second daniel will be able to read him right back to amadeo and even further back to arun - which, as we've established, daniel fucking does

[blackkatdraws2]

Grown men giggling and kicking their feet.... [Blank Scripts AU]

[xxsugarbonesxx]

literally all of miguel nation

[ninjautizm]

I don't remember this but HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIITT LLOYD WAS CONFIRMED TO BE AT LEAST 9 YEARS OLD HERE AND HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT??? JESUS FUCK

[lo-cinno]

He’s so cute he brought us flowers I love him pls

[bunnyboy-juice]

NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

[darlingpeasant]

“Hyacinth, I do not think Penelope can breathe” is Colin ✨‘my wife’✨ Bridgerton mode fully activating

[cyanastrologist]

❌ Ned Fulmer was fired for cheating

✔️ Ned Fulmer was fired for tarnishing his own brand, and becoming a liability to the company.

[i-wanna-be-a-cowboybaby]

imagine you settle down with this random dude who has a weird satan tattoo and is scary good with firearms and you guys have kids together and love each other and get to grow old together and then you die first and you're waiting up in heaven for your husband to meet you but he never does and then you eventually find out its because he actually went to his brother's heaven for the rest of eternity to bicker with him and drive around the place in their old ass impala that has zero suspension

[tjjamess]

To YOU he’s just a 192 year old dead revolutionary medical student who represented the logic of the revolution who lived much more normal than his counterpart, who was more human than man, the homo to vir, who liked the word citizen but preferred the word man and would gladly say hombre, who read everything, did theatres, followed lectures, explained the functions of artery’s, followed science, deciphered hieroglyphics, broke stones to look inside them, drew silk moths from memory, corrected the dictionary, both asserted and denied nothing, daydreamed, who was involved in issues of education, wanted society to raise intellectual and moral standards, believed that the narrowness of teachings and the scholastic prejudice would turn collages into artificial oyster farms, who was well-read, a purist, precise, polytechnical, hardworking, imaginative, who dreamed of trains and better surgical operations and fixing cameras and electric telegraphs and steering hot air balloons, who was the guide to the leader, who was not incapable of fighting but would rather be gentle, who wanted neither halt nor haste, who would rather let progress take its course rather than worship and incite revolutionary adventures, coolheaded but pure, methodical but irreproachable, phlegmatic but imperturbable, and who believed ‘good must be innocent’

To ME he’s everything

[sidsinning]

Why is the most powerful being in Hell being a total goober cutie who loves his family so attractive man

Mans is the LIVING EMBODIMENT of the "I can be your angle or yuor devil" meme

Was this character legit tailor made for me like what the hell (ha)