Matty Healy clocking into 75blr to be a professor, a mechanic, a line cook, a body piercer, an office worker, a politician, a gynecologist, a dealer, a priest, a janitor-
society sadly was not ready for any of the riverdale actors to be in the barbie movie... no matter how perfectly they would've fit. kj apa was created in a lab to play a character made of plastic
SPOILERS!!(idk how to do the see more thing so I’m doing this instead)
So I want to talk about Fionna’s world. When I first saw the trailer I knew that obviously things were dialed down for the other characters as well as Fionna. Like there’s no candy kingdom and Gary(eugh) isn’t super important politically in any way.
What I didn’t expect is that it’s not just that Fionna’s life is in the slumps. Everyone’s is. Based on the intro for episode 1, Gary and Marshall are going to be main characters as part of Fiona’s world.
Those two are also struggling like Fionna. Gary doesn’t run or own the bakery like I thought he would, he just works there and Butterscotch doesn’t let him be creative in creating ANYTHING even tho Fionna, Marshall, and LSP think his sweets are delicious.
Marshall also isn’t a part of a famous band or is well known and liked for his music; he’s just a street artist who’s unknown and barely getting by.
ALL of these previously successful and relatively happy characters are now boring and stuck just like Fionna is. Marshall and Gary may have excepted it, but they’re clearly not as good as their counterparts. Hell, we know they aren’t even now because we see how happy PB and Marceline are in Simons universe.
As people have pointed out when the trailer dropped, a lot of things in Fionna’s world are messed up. The buildings don’t line up, the sidewalks don’t line up, cones are upside down and it seems wrong. Clearly something happened to Fionna’s world that messed up everything and left everyone miserable. The other characters also have dreams about their Adventure Time counterparts, but Fionna is the only one who is actively against living the life she is.
I’m really interested in learning what created Fionna’s world all wrong. I think it has something to do with Betty leaving but I’m not positive as there hasn’t been a lot of facts yet.
Edit: Omg wait what if, since Ice King created Fionna and Cake, him turning back into normal human Simon made everyone else normal and human. But before they were the magical counterparts and so bc they changed to reflect the state of Simon, it messed up their original world.
Martin back on his “Max is an angry person” narrative🙃dude was calm as fuck in that interview and if he was pissed off he has every right to be?? He was on for 10 in a row?? Dude was literally so chill my god.
The narrative that Max is this angry person and driver is literally so shit because man literally is one of the nicest guys around, soft as fuck around his team and family. Yeah sure he has had his moments when he was a TEENAGER and in moments that have seriously mattered but never outside the car. Honestly it’s so infuriating to see how Sky Sports constantly want to damage his character to suit their own needs.
Crazy how Keanu Reeves is this multi talented actor that basically played a major role in changing the industry of action movies. He has so many skills, such a versatile and interesting career going from period dramas, to light hearted comedy, to genre defining blockbusters... All of that for alpha/sigma men online to try invent him a personality to fit their misogynist perspective of the world. Instead of being inspired by the actual things he makes they just treat him like this Patrick Bateman-esque symbol. Like, GIRL... Be serious rn.
this clip is so adrien “i love my girlfriend marinette dupain-cheng i do not want a job or a future unless it is with my girlfriend marinette dupain-cheng whom i love” agreste coded