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azurecrystalz · 1 year

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[Translation] Spider / Epilogue

Backstage on the day of "ES Halloween" performances

Kohaku: Koh-koh-koh~! It's just a normal stage! So this is where the performance will be when we're up! It's not a scary haunted house!

Rinne: During rehearsals it was pretty tough. Since the stage is inside the haunted house, we needed to visit the haunted house while it was still up and running.

HiMERU: We ended up using the back entrance. As it turns out, the back of the haunted house isn't much different from the front since the current haunted house staff are on break in the waiting room.

Niki: Before, whenever you saw a ghost you'd scream really loud it could be heard from outside. But now I think you've really come far since your fists don't go crazy! You should really be proud of yourself, Kohaku-chan!

Kohaku: Sh-shut up!

Rinne: Well, it's okay. If something is scary then it's scary. What's really horrifying is the inability to feel anymore, whether is fear, pain, sadness, loneliness. When you can scream loud when you run into something you hate, that's proof right there that your heart's alive!

Kohaku: Hmph!

Niki: Rinne-kun says some wise things sometimes, right? Whenever that happens I can't help but think he's got some sort of doppelgänger or something.

Rinne: Niki-kyuuuun. Should I make that injury made with makeup look more real...?

Niki: Eh?! No thank you! I don't want that at all!

Rinne: I say things from poems and maxims* all the time. Don't go mocking me, Rinne-kun, the modern-day Goethe** okayyy?

HiMERU: That would be an insult to Goethe. You're like a parrot mimicking the same thing. The only thing Amagi ever talks about is pachinko, money, and gambling.

Rinne: Ah! Merumeru you're so meeeaaan! Isn't that going too far? Oop, shit. While we were too busy goofing off, it's almost time for the "unit" before us to go up! Alrighty, places everyone!

Kohaku: Wait just a minute!

Niki: ? Kohaku-chan, what's wrong?

Kohaku: ....When I say Halloween what do you think of?

Rinne: Ha? What do you mean?

Niki: Maybe pumpkins and sweets?

HiMERU: --Or perhaps costumes and it being the day before All Saints Day***?

Kohaku: Th-that's not it! That's not what I'm trying to say...ummm....Try this. What greeting do you say when you meet someone on Halloween?!

Rinne + Niki: You mean "Trick or Treat"?

Kohaku: ....Yeah. Take this.

HiMERU: --These are...? Cookies, aren't they?

Niki: Oh, these. Aren't these the ones we made together earlier?

Kohaku: I was really pissed at Rinne-han for making light of me, but everyone came along for my sake. So that's why I have to thank you, and I'll only say it once....everyone, thanks a lot.

HiMERU: .....

Niki: ......

Kohaku: What. Don't smile at me like that.

Rinne: Bwahaha....! Y-you're very welcome, Kohaku-chan...! Kukuku, aren't you just the cutest...fufu...

Kohaku: ......

Rinne: Oop! That's dangerous. Looks can kill more so than words right? If I laugh any harder than this, I might end up not being able to do any more shows after this one.

Kohaku: Alright! It's "Crazy:B"s turn! Halloween is today. So let's go out and enjoy ourselves!

Rinne: "'Trick or Treat!' Let's get this show moving or else I'll play a little trick on you!"

HiMERU: "Wouldn't that make it 'Trick or Enjoy'?"

Niki: "Well, that's fine. Today is a fun, fuuun Halloween. So let's not get too wrapped up in the details!"

Niki: "There's a bunch of thrilling events, but Halloween is the one that I love the most of them all!"

Kohaku: "By the way, Niki-han. Didn't you say you liked Halloween because you got a lot of sweets?"

Niki: "Fufun~ It's not only about that. Isn't Halloween a holiday that brings people worldwide together with just candy? In other words, it's an event that's the definition of love making the world go round!"

Kohaku: "I won't be snarky about it, but I don't have a clue what you mean by that. Just look at the audience too, they've all got the same blank look on their faces."

Kohaku: "Everyone, sorry about that. Today is Halloween isn't it? Today is the only day we get to go crazy and run around as spider-like ghosts, so we're just having a lii~iitle bit of fun. Today, we're going to ensnare you all and make you our prey. We are spider-like ghosts after all. We, 'Crazy:B', won't let you get away. Prepare yourselves....~"

Kohaku + Niki: ....~♪

Kohaku: Heyhey, Rinne-han. There's still some dust you missed here, so be careful.

Rinne: Riiiight. --This is so not fair! We were having such a great time during the live yesterday, so why the hell are me and Niki being bossed around by Kohaku-chan and being told to clean up!

Niki: Cleaning this place is my job, so the only one being made to do it is you, Rinne-kun.

HiMERU: --Amagi. Don't just plop the mop on the floor, it'll kick up dust.

Rinne: Merumeru! Why are you the only one that gets to sit by elegantly drinking Cola?! You're the only one not cleaning!

Kohaku: Fufu, obviously. I appreciate you going out of your way to help me out but...I gotta make sure I punish Rinne-han for making fun of me for laughs~

Rinne: There's no way I agree with this!

Kohaku: Move your hands instead of running your mouth. Or else. Do you want my fists instead of a game of punishment?

Rinne: I'll get rid of all the grime!

Niki: Oh how the tables have turned.

Kohaku: Heyhey. Hurry up and finish cleaning already so we can finish up our game of mahjong from last time. All four of us can play today. If one of our members can't play then it's not as good. Mahjong is best when played with four people, after all.

(*): Maxim - noun, "a short, pithy statement expressing a general truth or rule of conduct." Basically a principle or proverb.

(**): Off the top of my head Goethe is pretty much the German Shakespeare. Idk much about him but take that explanation until I look him up a bit more.

(***): A Christian holiday that occurs on Nov. 1st

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#enstars #enstars translation #crazyb #kohaku oukawa #niki shiina #rinne amagi #himeru #aurora tls

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paisholotus · 7 months

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Ch.4

A/N: I know these songs are not 90s accurate, but to me, they fit this chapter well. But I hope y'all still enjoy 🤎

Songs Played

Int'l Player's Anthem: UGK, Outcast

Let's Get Away: T.I.

Soul survivor: Young Jeezy, Akon

Say it: Neyo

Lucious pov

I pulled into my neighborhood, with the music blasting, I turned to look at little Mama bobbing her head. She seemed like the type to listen to R&B—that slow song shit. I reached over to change the song, but she shook her head, reaching over to turn it up.

"Don't change it; I like it." She said. She bobbing her head to the lyrics, making a stank face. The lyrics were raw and deep; it was that rough shit that only people in the hood could understand. But she was reacting to the lyrics like she could relate.

"You like that?" I asked her. I came up to my house and put the car in the park. I gave her an ear-to-ear smile, watching her let loose into the music. Lil Mama told me the day I walked her home from the basketball court that she loved music. It was also the day she agreed to go on this date with me. I love a woman who appreciates music, and I'm not talking about that lovey-dovey shit. I'm talking about music that's about the struggle of the streets. There are not a lot of girls like that.

"Hell yeah, that shit hot." She said, humming with the chorus. Lil Mama got some pipes on her too. When she told me she loved music, I told her to sing sum for me. Of course, I already knew she could sing, considering I was at her birthday. And she sang a couple of songs with her friends. When I asked her to sing for me, I felt something I hadn't felt before. Her voice was smooth but strong, like those older church ladies that would hit those low notes. You wouldn't think a powerful voice came out of a little body like hers.

I turned the car off, grabbed her flowers, and got out of the car. I walked over to her side, opening the door for her. "That was me." I said, grinning. Grabbing her hand, I helped her out of the car. She looked at me, surprised, and gave me a big smile.

"You for real? She asked me. I nodded as I put my hand on her waist, guiding her up the pathway. I decided to invite her over to have dinner with me and my uncle. But if I'm being completely honest, this was a test to see if my uncle liked her. My uncle is opinionated like fuck and outspoken. If he doesn't like your ass, he'll tell you he doesn't like your ass.

My uncle is pretty much like my pops; he took me in after my father was killed and my mom's died. I don't really care that my mama is dead, but for my pops to get taken away from me, I would never forgive the nigga that did it. But I'll get into that another time.

I opened the door and motioned for her to walk in. She looked around and smiled softly. "You live here?" She asked, looking at the pictures sitting on the coffee table. I stared at her blankly and nodded. I was looking for a sign of judgment, but I didn't find anything.

She just walked around, continuing to smile at pictures. She stopped at a baby picture of me and giggled. "Is this you? You were a fat baby. With a big ass head." She cackled. I sent her a playful glare and walked up to her, getting into her space.

She still smiled, showing her pretty white teeth. "Oh, you got jokes, little mama?" She smirked at me. Pulling the collar of my shirt, "Oh, I got plenty. But imma be nice. I don't want to crack on you in your house." She said, backing away a little. But I walked back up to her, grabbing the side of her face and looking down at her lips. But I was interrupted by my uncle clearing his throat.

"Marc, are you going to introduce me to?" Unc said, looking at little Mama. She gave him a big smile, and that's when I noticed she had dimples and thought that was the cutest sh*t ever. "Hi, I'm Nalae. It's nice to meet you." She said, reaching her hand out to shake his hand. He smiled at her and shook her hand.

"You don't mind me joining you and Marc for dinner, right?" He asked her, and she shook her head, placing her bag down on the couch and sitting down. I went to sit down beside her and watched her look at the cut-up vegetables. "Whatchu, cooking?" She asked him.

"Some fried pork chops, greens, and sweet potatoes." She gave an approved nod, showing all her teeth. Unc looked at her and chuckled. "What are you smiling so big for?" She leaned forward, laying her head on her wrist, and smiled. "I love to cook. You want me to help you?"

I chuckled, walking into the kitchen to have a drink. Me and little Mama made eye contact, and she smiled, sticking her tongue out at me, and looked back at my uncle, who raised his brow at her. "You can cook? Don't bring yo ass over here and fuck shit up!" He said, in all seriousness.

She playfully smacked her teeth and walked over into the kitchen to wash her hands. I sat at the kitchen counter, watching Little Mama pick up the meat and begin seasoning it.

Unc crossed his arms, watching her with a blank face. She dipped the meat in some flour, lightly shook it, and put it in the hot oil. "Who taught you how to cook?" Unc asked her.

She smiled and put the other three into the oil. "My mama. Taught me everything to know about food." She said it proudly. Unc walked over and began cooking the sweet potatoes. "We'll just see how good you do, then." Unc said, side-eyeing little Mama.

-Time Skip-

"Damn! That was good asf." Unc said, looking at little Mama. She smirked cockily at him and put another piece of pork chop in his mouth. "Damn, you can eat! This is your third plate." He said this, looking at her in disbelief. She playfully rolled her eyes, turning to look at Unc. "I told you I loved food." She said she was drinking her tea. I chuckled, pulling out my toothpick. "Ain't shit wrong with that. I like a girl that can eat." I said, staring into her eyes.

She looked down, smiling shyly, finishing her food, and leaning back into the chair. Unc got up, shaking his head, and picked up the plates. I leaned over, resting my arms on the table, and looked at little Mama. "Are you having a good time, mama?" I asked her. She nodded, drinking the last of her tea. "Yeah, your uncle is good people." She said, smiling softly.

I gave her a genuine smile, walking over to the coffee table and picking up the blunt. I was honestly new to this shit. I've never brought a girl to my house for a date—not even to fuck; I would always take a girl to the motel for that; I ain't trust hoes enough to come into my house. I ain't never had actual genuine feelings for a girl before; I had neither time nor patience to catch feelings for no bitches. But little Mama was different—all the way different. She won't like the other females trying to get at me. I've only known her for a couple of weeks, and in that short amount of time, Shordy was actually trying to get to know me. And didn't judge me or my choice of living. Like now, tonight she was in the kitchen cooking with my uncle, like she belonged here or something.

I could tell I had strong feelings for her already; I would miss her presence when I left her. I just wanted to be around her, to talk to her, to listen to her, etc. She was honestly making me go crazy every time I saw her smile. She made me feel nervous. You would think Nalae was the type of girl to go for smart, nerdy niggas. She gets good fucking grades and says she wants to go to college. And that shit makes me nervous because I know I couldn't do none of that shit. I know I'm smart—really fucking smart. Unc tells me all the time to get out of this street life. But the street life is all I fucking know, plus we ain't got the money for college. No matter how much I secretly want to go.

But I ain't gon ever be a doctor, lawyer, shit like that. I want to make music and make my way into owning my own company. I know deep down that she deserves better, but Ion want to let go of her; I want her to be mine.

I heard a tap on the table, and she looked at me softly with concern and mumbled, "Are you okay?" She must have noticed me deep in thought. I grinned at her and nodded. "I'm straight, baby." I said, handing her the blunt. She shook her head and mouthed ''another time''.

Unc came back to the kitchen with a beer in his hand. "Alright, rich girl. Imma, play my playlist, and I know! You ain't going to know these songs." Little Mama rolled her eyes and smacked her teeth. "I'm not rich. And yeah, whatever, go ahead and play it. I know everything there is about music." She said.

Soul survivor: Young Jeezy, Akon

"Konvict

Akon and Young Jeezy

Tryin' to take it easy

The only way to go

And so (Ay, let's get it)"

The intro of the song played, and me and Unc watched her to see if she knew it. But she kept a half-smiled face, and then the hook came on.

"But if you lookin' for me, I'll be on the block.

With my thang cocked, possibly sittin' on a drop now

Because I'm a rider.

Oh, yes, a soul survivor.

'Cause everybody knows the game; don't stop.

Tryin' to make it to the top 'fore your ass gets popped now.

If you are a rider, yeah.

Oh, yes, a soul survivor."

She rapped along with the lyrics, making Unc look at her in surprise. She looked sexy as hell, rapping word for word. She took Unc's brim and placed it on her head, rapping the bridge of the song.

''Cause if you lookin' for me, you can find me.

On the block, disobeying' the law

Real G, thoroughbred from the streets

Pants saggin' with my gun in my drawers

Just to keep on moving now

Just to keep on moving now, yeah."

Lil Mama and Unc sang the last bit of the song before she looked up at him with a cocky smirk. "OK, old timer, next song." She said. Pouring herself another drink of tea. "Betta, watch your mouth, girl; I ain't old! And lucky guess." He said, eyeing her. I chuckled, and she raised her hands up in surrender.

Let's Get Away, T.I.

Unc placed some playing cards on the table because he bet he could beat her at spades. The intro of the next song came on, and Little Mama's face immediately lit up.

"Hey, let's get away and get a room on the other side of town.

Hey shawty, I was feeling' for you.

(Was you thinkin' of me, hey, hey?)

Hey, let's get a room, Shawty. We can freak something out if you're down.

(What would you do?)

Hey daddy, I was feenin' for you."

She sang the intro and began rapping the first verse.

"I bet they'll be like," I know he is tired of the nightlife.

He wants a wife; he's just looking' for the right type."

Yea, right, I'm bein' through the city lights.

My hat bent, gettin' high behind the 'lac tint.

I'm chillin' with Brazilian women with heavy accents.

They black friends transliterated', got 'em all ass naked, adjacent

Have relations with them in many places.

Leavin' semen on their British faces

Make'em kiss their partners with it in their faces.

Young pimpin' sprung women 'cross the 50 states

I got young ladies requests for What's Your Name on 50 stations."

She looked at me, smirking, giving me a little fuck me eyes, then shyly looked back at her cards, rapping the rest of the songs. "Alright, baby girl, whatchu got?" Unc asked her. Lil Mama stood up, slammed her cards on the table, and threw her head back, laughing and sticking her tongue out. I groaned watching her slide my money across the table, looking at Unc glare at Little Mama take his money.

A/N: *add cardi b laugh, with tongue out* 😂

She laughed and looked to the side, to Unc, trying not to smile at her. "Nah, you can have your money back. But I'm keeping the hat; they go well with my trainer Circuits." She said, as she handed him back his money. But she looked at me and smirked, putting my money in her back pocket. "But you are not getting this back." She said, winking at me. I clenched the side of my jaw. Little Mama, you better be lucky we are in front of my uncle right now.

Int'l Player's Anthem: UGK, Outcast

Another song came on, and she sat back in the seat, quietly rapping the lyrics.

"So I typed a text to a girl I used to see.

Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie with whom I want to be

And I apologize if this message gets you down.

Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-see 'round town.

And I hate to see y'all frown, but I'd rather see her smile.

Wetness all around me is true, but I'm no island."

"Your brother Lamar told Marc you didn't grow up here." Unc asked her. She gave him a small smile and looked down at her hands. "I grew up in Washington. We were homeless, living out of our car maybe... until I was 13... yeah, I was 13. That's when my dad got a job opportunity here in Philadelphia to work at a hospital. But even then, we were still living in our car when we moved up here. When we were in Washington, my mom and dad struggled a lot. But the main struggle was who was going to look after me and Lamar. Most of the time, my older sister and brother, Tisha and Ant, watched us while my mom and dad took morning and night classes." She said, looking him in the eyes, then looked back down at her cards.

"Sometimes I wondered where they got the money because, like I said, we were living out of our car." She said, chuckling. But I looked back down, frowning. Unc looked at her sympathetically and said, "You don't have to finish, baby girl." She shook her head and said, "No, it's ok. I want to. My mom tried to feed us every day, but sometimes we did and sometimes we didn't. But we didn't complain because we knew our situation. Well, me and Mar do, to a certain extent. Tisha and Ant still don't tell us what my mom and dad did to make money. I mean, it still boggles my mind that we live in the house we live in now." She frowned, crossing her arms, leaning back into the chair, staring down at the floor.

"Everyone has a story, and everyone has done some things we're not proud of." She said, lastly.

Damn, little Mama has been through some shit. I looked at her curiously as she turned to look at me with a blank face. She said everyone has done something we're not proud of, and I don't think that necessarily includes me. Because everything I've done I don't regret, does that mean she's done some really bad things? Lil Mama doesn't seem like the type to hurt anybody; she can fight and handle her own. Plus, she has a mouth on her, but I don't think she can do what I do.

She looked at the clock, and my eyes followed hers; the clock read 8:45. She stood up and smiled at Unc, sticking out her hand. "Well, it was nice meeting you...?" She trailed off the end sentence because Unc didn't tell her his name. He stood up and gave her a hug, which shocked me because my uncle doesn't hug anyone outside of family. "Rodney, you are welcome to come over anytime." She smiled and tried giving his hat back, but he shook his head and told her to keep it. She invited us over to her house tomorrow for dinner, and Unc said yes before I could say anything. I looked into little Mama's chocolate brown eyes, almost pleading with a small smile on her face.

''Ight, I'll be there." She gave me a big smile, kissing my cheek, and walked to the door, waving bye to Unc. Before I got out the door, Unc said, "Aye, I like her. Yo ass betta, keep her." I smirked and walked out the door.

Say it, Neyo.

I helped her get into the car, walked over to my side, and got in, starting the car. I pulled off, taking her back home. Lil Mama turned on the radio and instantly started singing. "I love this song." She said, smiling at me.

"Girl, why don't you

Tell me what you want me to do to you.

Say it, say it, say it.

Girl, why don't you

Tell me what you want from me.

Girl, won't you

Say it, say it, say it."

She sang the lyrics so fucking beautifully. This girl had the most perfect smile I've seen. She looked so sexy singing that I looked down at her lips. They were full and two-toned, but I promised myself I would behave and not kiss her.

I pulled up to her house and parked on the curb. I looked at the clock, and it said 9:06. The bridge of the song came on, and she looked at me with seductive eyes.

"Anything that you want, baby, tell me you want it.

I got it, babe.

(Baby, tell me what you want; I got it.)

No more hoping and wishing.

Name your position.

I got it, babe."

She leaned over the console and brushed her lips against mine. I felt my heart rate pick up. A girl ain't never had this effect on me; she had a nigga feeling nervous right now. When the hook came back on, she looked me in the eyes and sang to me.

"Boy, why don't you

Tell me what you want me to do to you.

Say it, say it, say it.

Boy, why don't you

Tell me what you want from me.

Girl, won't you

Say it, say it, say it."

My eyes bored into hers, but what she said next made me lose every restraint I had.

"Come here, Marcus."

I grabbed her throat and crashed my lips into hers. I groaned at how soft and juicy they were. She gripped the collar of my shirt and moaned. I unbuckled my seat belt, pulling her into my lap. I gripped her ass, and we moaned into each other's mouths. She tapped my shoulder, letting me know to stop. I pulled away, both of us breathing heavily, and we stared into each other's eyes.

"Sorry, I don't mean to do that." She said it quietly. I shook my head and softly gripped her chin. "It's alright, little mama. I liked it." I said, pecking her lips one more time.

I let her get off my lap and got out of the car. I opened her side for her. I helped her out and began walking her to her door. We walked up the steps to her door, and she turned around and smiled at me.

"Thanks for tonight. I had fun." I nodded and walked forward, closing the space between us. "Glad you enjoyed yourself." I said, cupping her cheeks and leaning down to kiss her one last time. But was stopped when the door opened.

It was her sister glaring at me with her arms folded. Lil Mama turned to look at her, only for her to point her finger into the house. She turned to look at me one last time and kissed my cheek again. "I'll see you tomorrow, ok?"

I nodded and watched her walk into the house. "Bye, mama." She waved goodbye, walking away, and her sister gave me a head nod and closed the door.

I walked down the steps and walked to my car before looking back and thinking, ''damn what you're doing to me, little Mama's"

This Lucious uncle, Rodney

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sleepdeprivedsimp234 · 4 months

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do you have any hc's/etc. for very specific things? e.g. personifications of counties/lesser known cities in a specific state? (you said you were bored so im trying to think of something for u)

Ooooooo interesting :)

I do actually have some specific hc’s :>

Pennsylvania and Massachusetts are the exact replica of that one pairing in highschool. Y’know. Where that one kid is always trying to impress a certain someone and trying to be cool but failing miserably. Bonus points if he’s a jock. And then the "certain someone" ends up thinking-“omg that’s the cutest thing every I just wanna pin you to the wall and kiss you senseless” I mean what-. Yeah, that’s them.

Believe it or not, Louisiana was one of the first states to ever make even the Northeast afraid of the language he was using. Nobody even knew that Loui could swear that much. Even PA was like-"okay you need to take a chill pill please-"

After that one episode with the "greater Idaho movement" or whatever tf it’s called, West Virginia continued to glare at Oregon and Idaho for many, many months after. Bro was gonna sacrifice them to mothman.

Okay so- Texas has DID and basically- his main cities (Austin, Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, San Antonio, El Paso, and Galveston) are his alters. Austin and Houston are the ones that front the most, followed by Dallas and El Paso, which are then followed by the rest.

The Main 6 all have houses together, one in each of their states.

Texas has fallen off of so much random tall sh*t that this man no longer takes fall damage. Or- he does, but he doesn’t notice it. Until the adrenaline wares off. Then he just simply doesn’t acknowledge it.

New York LOVES to hide under things and snatch people’s ankles when they walk by. He’s even gotten Alaska and Pennsylvania to scream like little girls and he will forever hold that above them.

Gov has separate spray bottles for every state that causes him trouble on the daily (Florida, Louisiana, and surprisingly New York). NY is trying to knock over his coffee mug whilst looking him in the eyes? Sprtzzz. Florida gets caught setting up a prank? Sprtzzz. Louisiana keeps bapping him whilst he’s trying to work. SPRTZZZ-

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttsh

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mariailoveyou-guerin · 1 year

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okay so much fcvking happened in todays first off all greorgy my favorite nepotism baby I love you so much 2nd Mr Johnson is so real for saying I gotta do ME! 3rd the Gregory and Jacob friendship evolving to Gregory initiating hugs are you kidding and we got two of them And then there’s everything else I can’t stop similing from ear to ear can’t believe Ava did that for us that’s my best girl, she was so real for all that ocean universe knowledge bc fact and she was so real for saying she couldn’t ask Melissa to take out Barbra! And I can’t believe how fcvking HOT greorgy looked in that white sweater and durag he is so FINEE I’ve been knew that since I was 12 so nothing new there but he LOOKED so good that aside can’t believe we got that it’s YOU it’s always be YOU kinda love confession I’m gonna keep myself safe literally their it’s you love confession is the reason I now breathe! both of them liking each other and saying it and Jeanine saying he’s the reason she comes to school happy everyday bitc*h I’m gonna end it now I’m not kidding I’m gonna jump off my grandma window now this was the best ep ever I’m never gonna get over those YOU make me happy everyday and it’s YOU love confession + greorgy hugging Jacob longer then a bro hug bc he was sad but also happy he knows what’s on the other side! I’m gonna watch again and again and again because I love torturing myself BAD!

their height don’t even get me started how he has to bow down to kiss her it’s the cutest thing ever I never noticed or cared about heights in ships but them they make it look it’s the most cutest most romantic OTP sh*t the power they hold the buzz the serotonin AAA

ps I say this everyday but I love Ava so much like she’s so smart caring in her own way self aware and funny and her overall real life knowledge is so sexy of her and her taking care of herself so real for that and for setting Jeanine and Greorgy up like that’s my queen! Now let me get back to the since day one I’ve been in love with you confession this is the only thing keeping me SAFE

starting to think greorgy looks exponentially unreal amazing and FINEE in white because his club outfit still got me going insane and now this like he looks soo good in everything but white is his color and pink and blue bc he’s baby girl little soft cutee pretty princess

#abbott elementary #gregory eddie #jeanine teagues #ava coleman #jeanine x greorgy #barbra howard #melissa schemmenti #jacob hill #janine teagues #janine x gregory #greorgy Eddie #mr. johnson

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greetings-and-salutations · 2 years

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“Metal Guy… Meet ABBA.”

Eddie Munson x Reader

Day 7 of the Stranger Things Summer Write-a-Thon!!!

Masterlist | Part 1 | Part 2

(Gif not mine)

Requested? No

Summary: Eddie Munson was whipped. And he knew it, too, but he’ll be d*mned if the pretty girl at the music store found out the lengths he was willing to go to make her smile. But, sh*t, why’d she have to recommend ABBA of all things?

Warnings: starred out swear words, awkward Eddie

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader (likes ABBA, dresses in grunge)

Eddie reveled excitedly in the familiar tinkling of the bell over the door of the music store, the girl behind the counter, (Y/n) was her name, looking up at him with a cheerful grin, as he entered, just like she always did. God… Eddie could get used to that smile.

“Heyyyy, Metal guy!” She greeted with a wave that caused Eddie’s heart to flutter. She remembered him. Well… kinda.

“Heyyyy!” Eddie returned the greeting with similar enthusiasm, mentally patting himself on the back when he’d decided that he hadn’t come off too strong or weird this time around. That was always his worst nightmare.

Not that (Y/n) seemed to mind his more… questionable tendencies, even going as far as to call him adorable when he’d tripped over his shoelaces (that he refused to tie. It was a pride thing) and made a complete fool of himself the weekend prior. He had a resting giddy face for the week that followed…

“So, what’re we looking for today?” She asked, leaning her head on her hand casually. Eddie was quick to shuffle past her and to the rack of cassette tapes against the back wall, down by the oldies jazz stuff that (Y/n) said only really old guys and masochists ever came in for, knowing if he didn’t at least look like he’d come in for something, she might discover his true intentions were anything but claiming a new album for his collection.

“Actually, I don’t know. Was just hoping I’d get here and something would just catch my eye.” He mumbled, his back to her as he glances over the various tapes, trying to hide the red tint on his cheeks and praying to whatever deities were out there that she couldn’t see through the lame a*s excuse he’d just fed her.

(Y/n) didn’t immediately answer, and Eddie felt his heart beating wildly in his chest, suddenly a hundred percent convinced she’d figured it out and now she hated him. That is, until a familiar voice spoke up… from right next to him.

“Well, considering I’ve rung up pretty much every single thing on this shelf for you at some point or other, I think you might be outta luck there, Metal Guy.” Eddie couldn’t speak. He couldn’t move. He couldn’t do anything but stare wide-eyed at the wall in front of him. He’d never been this close to (Y/n) before. He could smell her perfume. And, while it was intoxicating in the best of ways, he was suddenly very aware of of his inability to function under its spell.

“I um- well, you- maybe- I could- or, you could- um…” Eddie hated how much of a stuttering mess he had become in the two minutes it had taken her to reach his side. But, he just couldn’t help it. The girl he’d been crushing on for weeks now was right there. He could practically feel her breath against the side of his neck, as she leaned over his shoulder to browse. F*ck…

“Hmm… you down to try something new today, Ed?” (Y/n) was already tugging him away from the heavy metal when he realized what she had said. Ed… She knew his name.

He shouldn’t be surprised. He’d told her fairly early on in their odd little friendship, but ever since she’d been referring to him as the “Metal Guy,” so frequently that he figured she’d forgotten. But, apparently not…

“Metal Guy… meet ABBA.” Oh, he knew ABBA… Eddie looked at the tape on the rack in front of him, the words ‘Voulez Vous’ staring back, and his heart practically stopped. There was no way (Y/n), perfect music store (Y/n), who always put aside the new Metallica and Iron Maiden stuff for him when it came in, and who dressed in the cutest grunge outfits he’d ever seen, was into ABBA, of all things. There was just no way.

“You’re kidding…” Eddie turned to face her, the butterflies in his stomach long forgotten, as he was distracted by the tape. But, (Y/n) just rolled her eyes, grabbing it off the shelf and pushing it into his hands. Their fingers brushed when she did and the boy’s butterflies returned tenfold.

“Don’t knock it ‘til you try it, Ed.” (Y/n) said, before making her way back to her seat behind the counter, Eddie following her like a lost puppy, his wallet out to pay for the tape before he’d even realized what he was doing. But, what could he say? He’d been practically head over heels for this girl for weeks and she’d just called him by his nickname. He*l, he would’ve bought the ‘My Fair Lady’ soundtrack if she’d expressed the teensiest bit of interest in it.

“That’ll be $7.50.” (Y/n) said, ringing up the ABBA album and packing it carefully in a brown paper bag, the store logo displayed prominently on the front. Eddie fished out the cash and handed it to her, the brush of their hands giving him the tingles again, until he reached across the counter for the bag.

“Thanks, (Y/n). I’ll be seeing you.” Eddie bid his farewell, as he made his way towards the door, (Y/n) waving him off with a soft smile, which was apparently just enough of a distraction to cause Eddie to run into the door frame, much to the girl’s amusement.

“Bye, Eddie.” She managed to get out through her giggles, as he tried his very best to return the grin, if a bit awkward and embarrassed.

“Bye…”

It took him until he was outside to realize she’d used his actual name.

It took him even longer to realize that she’d written something on the bag:

Here’s my number. Let me know what you think of the greatest album of all time. ; )

An excessively wide smile grew out across Eddie’s face as he read the messy handwriting. Holy sh*t, what was she doing to him?

Part 2 COMING SOON

Tag lists are open!!!

Tags: @electriclcvewp @kaqua @yellenabelovaa @m-rae23 @alexislsanchez @meatballdonut @peachycupotea

#Stranger Things Summer Write-a-Thon #eddie stranger things #stranger things 4 #stranger things #stranger things fic #stranger things x reader #eddie munson fic #eddie munson #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson x reader

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rosey100 · 7 months

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Previously a few weeks before the date

It was the Finales party for everyone who passed at the La Brisa Gala Gallery, For JJ that was the best opportunity to confess to his middle school crush,but things took a bad turn for JJ and long story short he was heartbroken. Varina who saw the whole thing that it wasn't going to let him go out like that and so when in the halls to find a crying JJ on the floor without missing a beat she knew what to do for him.

"Sorry for your little um... incident there...I ah."

*Sniffles* It fine *Sniffes* I know it wouldn't work out.

"Here I figure you need this."

*Hand JJ a tissue

Thanks*sniff*🤧

"JJ, I'm so sorry that-

"I..She was... Sh!t i was..I just thought she would be happy or have feelings for me at least."

"Guess she right, I was just dumb to assu-"

"Hold on! I know that you can be dull and bias intelligence and socially but you are not dumb for showing your feelings for someone to hurt you that way. "😠

"And I see- NO! I know that what she has no f##king say about you being at a prestigious party? My guy I can tell you half of the place is decorated by stuff that was here two years ago or something minus the chandelier and the buffet and for what I tell you half of year ago she was caught for cheating on one of her texts and I heard rumors that she was cheating on her last boyfriend with Shane George in the Lanes Loin mascot costume and they would both in the costume."

"Hmm😣

"What I'm saying is that you too good for her JJ, she just a pretty face with a ugly heart, spoiled, unconsiderate, lazy, floozy b!cth who think about nothing but herself and she's the dumbest one here.😒

*😞

"JJ I know about having to telling you're own feelings to someone but if they show you something truly different, they're not worth crying for than."

"Plus people change thought time and theirs no choice if they show you a differentiate or not, that doesn't make differences on what you do forward."😔☝🏻

"You think so? *sniff*

"I know so J, I mean you're one of sweet, caring, honest, cutest loyal person I ever met and she isn't coming up with a princes let's she want something out of them."

"I guess your right."

"Thanks VV🥺

*Lay her head on his shoulder

*Sighs "Your welcome J, I just hate seeing people getting stamped on for show themselves."

"Also one thing?"

"Yes?"😏

"Did you just called me Cute?!?"

"Wha...No I ..I was just.. Um..You Ah I!?!?!"

*Cartoonishly fastly stands up*

"Pff, Let go get ice cream or something this lame party food stuck anyway."

"Uhh but I thou-?"

"Come on already!"

(Ha she's firery ain't she.😏 )

**Gets up walking beside Varina to the exit**

#wild kratts #wk ship kids #jirina #jj z #varina varmitech #digital art #see what i did there #mean girls reference #tw: cursing #i litterally love it #pretty good for someone recovering from an eye infection #writer drop #imaginary legs split #plus: the Skater Boy song really made me for this

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theatrekidstatus · 10 months

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Chapter 4: TW:too much rizz and s/h (fr)

Y/n pov: i wake up and I'm the first one I hide Greg and get changed into this

Not the book,candle,phone, "cute fit" "thanks" i turn around and see

"can-t sa-y th-e sa-me" god why did I try to be a smart mouth "can't say much can you" (a/n:bully rizz) "🙄" "no finger?" "🖕🏾" "nah I ment your ring finger" "smo-oth" "like your lips" "ok ca-lm do-wn" "shit my bad" "you're good" "aww there flirting" lin took a pic of us "what the fuck are you doing" "nothing" "can we get breakfast" "sure" "WAIT WHERE IS MY BONNET" jazzy yells "probably in Africa by now" nea says "for real" I add (bonnets are the real Ops)"oh there it is" "everyone get dressed we're getting food" "cool" everyone got dressed up and we went to Waffle House (a/n:shut up) Im getting waffle,bacon,grits, "y'all isn't that waiter kinda cute" jazzy ask

"ooooh jazzy's crushing" "🖕🏽" "hey that's mine thing" the waiter comes over "hello pretty ladies what might you be ordering" "can I get eggs and waffle" pippa asks "can I get bacon eggs and a waffle" nea asks "waffle,bacon,grits,please" jazzy looking at him like a dork "ma'am" "huh" "what would you like" "your number" she whispers "excuse me" "grits and bacon please" "ok "aww" "shut up" 25 minutes later "jazz call your boyfriend over" pip says "oh he's coming over" "ah shit" jazzy wipes food off her faces and puts lip stick back on "do I look ok" "👍🏾" "good" "are you pretty girls ready for the check" "yeah" "oh I think you need this" he puts the plate shit in the middle and gave jazzy a napkin we got to the car "jazzy there something right here" "wait do y'all that's why he gave me the napkin" "🤷🏽‍♀️" "ugh" she pulls it out and squeals "what happened" "he wrote his number on the napkin" "eee" we all squeal "omg he heard me" "damn" "shush y/n this a good thing jazz" nea said we make it back to the theatre "how was y'all food" Lin ask "good" "we all said "jazzy left with a new boyfriend" "I did that shit" "for real twin" "we got 5 hours till rehearsal so let's just chill - and no you can't go back to sleep" "ughhh" we said "wait I saw the cutest puppy on insta imma show y'all" "k" "cool" "sure" I get on my search thing and I see Lin posted it was me and ant "favorite couple" was the caption "🙄" I check the comments "she's so ugly" "he could do better" "ant I thought we were better than this" "she's so fugly" "man Ramos check my dm's you'll move on real quick" I throw my phone and run to the back I took my bag i was crying so hard "I check my bag I found my old blade I was gonna throw it away but it looked REAL helpful right about now I held it to my wrist I hear long repetitive loud knocks" "y/n please you've been clean for so long please please please the comments aren't true your beautiful and I love you I'll delete the post and all the comments please" Lin cried through the door while trying to break the door "y/n please I love you" I hear it was ... ant he loves me I stand up and open the door Lin ran and hugged me "I love you don't ever scare me like that" I just start crying "let it out sh sh sh let it out come on" he picks me up "y/n are you ok" the girls ask "mhm" I Mutter "today has been a stressful day so everyone can leave and head to my apartment to check on y/n" at the apartment "wait did you want people over DONT LIE" "yeah I love them" "ok..." "I hear a knock at the door" "you're the only without a car yet you're here first and you brought gifts" "can I see her" "sure" "I look up it's ant" "hi do you want some chocolate?" "Hell yeah" he snickers "so you... love me" he looks down "I think so" "I think I LIKE you " "really" "yeah" "do we date now?" "Can we" "sure" he had a little smile "you smile is so cute" "thank you" "look how the table have turned I use to be the nervous one" "I'm not nervous" "what happened to the boy whit w rizz and confidence" he's right here" "wha-" im cut of by his lips on mine I just look at him "im sorry" and ran away Lin came in and I told him everything "I'll call him" "no lin please" "ok" everyone came over and I said everything from the comments to ant "yn/n I'm sorry" "it's ok it's been a hard day I kinda wanna eat and sleep" "oh of course" "I'm sorry" "DONT say sorry it's just boundaries" "let's go ya'll" "k" they all left "I made your favorite" "thank you chef Lin" I eat it and the food was really good I hop in bed and sleep my ass off.

Anthony Ramos pov: I wake up i notice y/n is up she's not at my side I go to the bathroom and get ready I see y/n I saw "cute fit" "thanks" "can-t sa-y th-e sa-me" "can't say much can you" "🙄" "no finger?" "🖕🏾" "nah I ment your ring finger" "smo-oth" "like your lips" "ok ca-lm do-wn" "shit my bad" "you're good" "aww there flirting" lin took a pic of us "what the fuck are you doing" "nothing" "can we get breakfast" "sure" "WAIT WHERE IS MY BONNET" jazzy yells "probably in Africa by now" nea says "for real" y/n added "oh there it is" "everyone get dressed we're getting food" "cool" everyone got dressed up and we went to Waffle House oak was talking bout his plan too ask pippa same with davved and nea "Ramos when are you gonna ask out middle" "WHO?" "y/n" he whispered "ohhh idk why'd you say middle" he just 🖕🏿 me "ohh" "yeah" "y'all are grown men and can't talk to your crush" Chris chimed in "I can't imagine not dating your crush" groff says as he touches Lins hand "yeah baby" "get a booth"

A little later

"how was y'all food" Lin ask "good" "we all said "jazzy left with a new boyfriend" "I did that shit" "for real twin" "we got 5 hours till rehearsal so let's just chill - and no you can't go back to sleep" "ughhh" we said "im so tired I tell the guys" "same" "for real" "yeah" I see y/n running away crying "what happened we ask the girls" "we don't know" i pick up her phone and read some strange comments i was nauseous i show them and Lin said "on no" we run after Lin he dose long repetitive loud knocks" "y/n please you've been clean for so long please please please the comments aren't true your beautiful and I love you I'll delete the post and all the comments please" Lin cried through the door while trying to break the door I was so upset I just yell "y/n please I love you" everyone looked at me and tears down my face as i didn't hear anything from her she and opened the door Lin ran and hugged her "I love you don't ever scare me like that" she just started crying "let it out sh sh sh let it out come on" he picked her up "y/n are you ok" the girls ask "mhm" she muttered Mutter "today has been a stressful day so everyone can leave and head to my apartment to check on y/n at the apartment" "you're the only without a car yet you're here first and you brought gifts" "can I see her" "sure" "hi do you want some chocolate?" "Hell yeah" he snickers "so you... love me" i look down "I think so" "I think I LIKE you " "really" "yeah" "do we date now?" "Can we" "sure" he had a little smile "you smile is so cute" "thank you" "look how the table have turned I use to be the nervous one" "I'm not nervous" "what happened to the boy whit w rizz and confidence" he's right here" "wha-" im cut of by his lips on mine I just look at her "im sorry" and ran away

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fangirlstorycreator · 1 year

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Hey Bestie 🖤 I have a Max Parish request again. Max and you are in a relationship for a few years now and he wants to propose to you but he can't find the right moment and then it comes out by accident. Like the ring falling out of his pocket or something. I bet he'd be the cutest when he tries to propose properly after that🥺Take all the time you need Bestie 🙏

Of course bestie 💚 I hope you like it 😊

After 3 happy years together, Max was planning on proposing to you for your anniversary. Max had many talents, but planning a romantic evening to propose to you, wasnt one on of them. He had bought the ring a few weeks ago, and had it hidden in his sock drawer ever since, and now he just had to figure out what to do. You were both at work in the station the day of your anniversary, and you had both booked in with the chief to finish early that day. You were chatting to one of your colleagues in the break room when Max knocked on the open door of the chiefs office.

"Hey chief" "Hey Parish, what's up?" "Could I...Could I talk to you about something?" The chief nods at him, gesturing for him to take a seat. "Well chief, as you know its mine and Y/N's anniversary today, and I wanted your advice on something" "Of course, what is it?" Max puts his hand into his pocket and pulls out the ring box. "Wow Parish! I'm flattered but I dont swing that way" "Ha ha, hilarious cheif" "Ok so your planning on proposing to Y/N. Congratulations" "Well you say congratulations, but I have no idea how to do it. I'm sh#tting myself! What do I do? Do I have to take her out for a romantic meal? Do I get down on one knee? A walk along the beach? I dont-"

"Wow wow Parish relax! Take a breath. Is see the way you and Y/N are together, your perfect for eachother. And strangely, no matter how annoying you are, she still loves you with all her heart" "Not sure weather that's a compliment or not?" "Never mind about that. The point is, she loves you, and she will be happy knowing you want to marry her. She wont care weather it's in a restaurant or on a beach, or even on the moon! Just enjoy yourselves tonight, and when the time feels right, tell her what she means to you and get yourself down on one knee. Trust me, once your doing that, she will be all yours" "Thanks chief, I'll try my best"

It was now the evening time and you were both getting ready to go out for a romantic dinner at your favourite place down town. You were in the bedroom just putting on the last of your makeup and Max was in the kitchen, feeling nervous about the evening as he takes out 2 champagne glasses from the kitchen cupboard. He was thinking to himself "Oh f#ck, why do I feel so nervous? What if she says no?" While he was deep in his thoughts, he was pouring the champagne into the glasses. And his plan was to put the ring into the glass to surpise you.

"Hey gorgeous" you say as you enter the kitchen. "Hey babes! Wow you look stunning tonight" "Oooh thank you, you little charmer" You walk up to him and plant a kiss right on his lips. "Is that champagne? What a lovely suprise" He takes the glasses in his hands and passes one to you. "Well it is our 3 year anniversary babes, I wanted to make it special" "Arent you sweet. Cheers" "Cheers" You cling you glasses and take a sip. But that's when Max's eyes go wide in shock. He realises that HE has the glass with the ring. "Oh babes, sorry I uhh, I gave you the wrong glass" "What?" "Just uhh, just swap with me-" But as he gets flustered in trying to swap the glasses, he accidentally drops the one with the ring on the floor.

"Sh#t! Sorry sorry, dont move babe, let me tidy this up" You look down at him as he searches through the champagne on the floor, luckily the glasses were made of plastic, so nothing smashed. "Max it's alright, it's just a spill, let me help you" "No no you cant" "What are you talking about? Babe what are you-" Within an instant, Max finaly finds the ring and holds it triumphantly in his hands. "Haha! Yes I didnt loose it! Oh.. uhhh....this is why babes" You cant belive your eyes, Max is proposing to you! "Oh my god!" "I'm sorry babe I tried to make it as romantic as I could, I - I gave you the wrong glass and i just... i love you...will you marry me?"

Your almost in tears at how happy you feel. "Oh Max, this is the most romantic thing I've ever experienced" "So? Will you marry me?" You smile down at him, and before you answer, you reach into your handbag on the counter top, pulling out something small. "I love you so much Max, and I'm so happy that you did this for me, and I have a little question for you too" Max looks confused, but that's when you get down on your knee to be at the same level as Max, and you pull out the little black box from behind you. Revealing a mens engagement ring. "It seemed we both had the same idea babe. My answer is yes! So what's your answer?" Max has the biggest smile across his face than you have ever seen. "You are literally the most perfect person ever! Yes I will marry you too!" He places the ring on your finger, and you put his ring on him. Smiling happily, you pull eachother in for a long and passionate kiss.

#thomas ian griffith #sensei targaryen #max parish x reader #max parish

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lily-drake · 3 years

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De-Aged

Jason: holy shit- she's so tiny!

Dick: *agitated* Jason, focus, what do we do??

Jason: *coos at the baby Marinette* I haven't seen her this small in forever.

Dick: we need- Jason! Focus! what do we do???

Jason: *shrugs* wait it out? I don't know.

Inspired by @bambicambi

Annoyance coursed through Marinette’s veins as she saw the new Akuma of the day. Of course it happened when her family came to visit. Looking up to the sky and praying for strength she turned her back to the chaos, something she would soon regret. Her brothers were asking her what the heck was going on, and as she opened her mouth a baby pink ray of light hit her, and Marinette poofed and in her place sat 4-year-old Marinette Wayne.

Jason and Dick stared at the small child on the ground in shock and after the moments were over Jason eagerly picked her up and spun her around.

“Holy sh*! She’s so tiny!”

Jason called out as he held the small giggling girl to his chest. Dick, was rightfully frustrated and walking in small circles and quickly said,

“Jason, focus, what do we do?”

Upon hearing Jason making cooing noises, he swiftly turned to look at Jason.

“I haven’t seen her this small in forever!”

He exclaimed, nuzzling his nose against the small Marinette.

“We need-Jason! Focus! What do we do?”

Jason shrugged as he held Marinette against his hip. She giggled and tugged at his jacket.

“Wait it out? I don’t know.”

Dick opened her mouth, but stopped when Marinette began to speak.

“Jay-Jay! Ride! Ride!”

Jason’s grin grew and gently set her down while holding her hand. He squared down and carefully released her hand. He could not express the pure amount of joy he felt when she climbed onto his back and wrapped her tiny hands around his neck.

“Jason, have you just forgotten the weirdly dressed flying child that not only turned Marinette, but all of Paris into kids?!”

He…had forgotten. But can you blame him? Marinette was so tiny when she was a kid, and he hadn’t seen her like this in forever.

“Look, contact Zatanna while I keep her safe and distracted.”

Dick sighed in relief replying,

“Alri-wait a minute.”

Jason was already running with a giddily screaming Marinette.

“No fair, I want to cuddle my baby sister too!”

He sighed in frustration, and no he was not pouting. Quickly pulling out his communicator he dialed Zatanna.

“Hello?”

“Hey, so I’m in Paris visiting some family, and this flying kid in really weird clothes is going around de-aging people. Could you come see what’s going on please?”

“Pardon, but what?”

“Yea, it sho-“

Dick quickly ran through the streets dodging beams that were now directed towards him. Why did stuff like this always happen when they traveled?

A few moments later a portal opened and he had never been more relieved to see Zatanna in his life. Zatanna looked around and looked at the villain. As she studied it and was about to jump in, a neon butterfly mask appeared over the child’s face and she realized what this was.

“I can’t do anything, sorry Dick.”

“What?! Why?!”

“This is ancient magic, probably the most ancient magic in the universe. There should be others…, see,”

She said pointing to a cat-like figure in the distance. Dick stared in confusion, what was happening?

While Dick was trying to figure everything out Jason was having the time of his life with Tiny Mari. He was especially thankful that when she was blasted that her clothes were transformed into a white t-shirt and overalls with lions stitched throughout them. He had taken so many pictures of them. We’re people running around everywhere scared, yes, yes they were. But that didn’t stop him from enjoying as much time as he could with his tiny sister like he used to.

“Jay-Jay! There’s a fairy in my pocket!”

“How is there a fairy in the Pixie’s pocket?”

He asked jokingly while swinging the hands back and forth!

“Lookin lookie! It’s a Ladybug fairy! She’s so pwetty.”

Marinette held Tikki in both of her hands and jumped up and down trying to get him to look. Jason chuckled and looked down at the toy. It was cute, he had never seen something like it before. Then it blinked, and flew out of Marinette’s hand, and oh gosh, IT CAN TALK?!

“Marinette, you need to help Chat Noir defeat the akuma?”

“Akuma matata!”

Marinette called out with a giggle. Jason would have laughed, if it weren’t for the flying bug thing talking to his sister, who was currently 4, telling her to help someone defeat the crazed villain.

“Woah! Are you insane?! Look at her?! How do you expect her to fight?!”

The thing looked conflicted before sighing and saying,

“Well, do you want to fight it? You just need to wear the earrings, I can run you through what you need to do!”

“No!”

Marinette screamed.

“I want to be like you and daddy! It’s my turn to help people!”

“Marinette, you're too young.”

Tears began to well up in the small child’s eyes.

“I-it’s no fair! You al-always say that! I want to help!”

She finished stamping her foot definitely with a sharp glare. Jason sighed in exhaustion and turned to the floating creature. He mumbles under his breath,

“Can’t believe I’m letting this happen.”

He knew by the way Marinette was gripping at her ears and the definence in her stance. He could easily take them by force, but he didn’t want to hurt her or make her angry and feel betrayed.

“Can you assure above all else that she will be completely and utterly safe. I will join as well in my hero suit to make absolutely sure.”

“Yes, she has a partner as well who will watch out for her.”

He sighed in relief at that, but there was a new and very heavy weight on his chest that wouldn’t leave until this event was over. He listened to the fairy tell Marinette what she needed to do and almost smiled at the determined face she was making. Her cheeks were so chubby and-no, focus! He pulled out an extra domino mask he always carried with him and zipped up his leather jacket. When he turned around there was a burst of pink light and where Tiny Mari once stood stood his sister in the cutest outfit he had ever seen! It was similar to his old Robin outfit, but closer to Tim’s as she thankfully felt that there needed to be pants. She had small wings on her back with a black cape with red bottom edges that shielded them from view. And in her hands was a tiny yo-yo. Before anything else could happen, he quickly pulled out his phone and took pictures. He wanted to show this to Bruce and brag, sue him.

Soon after that they both left to the rooftops. He was honestly surprised by how easily she maneuvered around the roofs and how easily her yo-yo grappled and released from things. They soon landed next to a Cat Woman knock-off who turned to look at them in surprise and exhaustion. When Marinette saw him she quickly turned to him and tugged on his sleeve. Jason crouched down and Mini-bug leaned close to his ear and whispered,

“Does Selie have a son?”

Jason snickered and glanced up at the kid. He seemed to have heard them if the ears twitching and confused look said anything.

“No Pix. He was just inspired.”

“Oh, okie-dokie!”

“So, I’m assuming you two know each other and she was hit out of suit?”

“Yep, basically.”

“Right. Well, we just need to break the wand, but I can’t get close.”

“Little Lady, cast your charm.”

Mini-bug puffed up her cheeks making her old —and most adorable— thinking face before yelling out while throwing the yo-yo into the air,

“Lucky Charm!”

“A red and black spotted rubber bullet dropped into Mini's awaiting palms. Jason promptly took the bullet and loaded it into his gun, it was the perfect fit. The hideously dressed child flew over to them and flourished her wand creating the opening Jason needed. With one quick shot the bullet flew through the air and hit the wand causing it to snap. A black and purple butterfly began to fly out and mini quickly caught it. She quickly released it bouncing on her heels in pure joy as a wide smile grew onto her face.

“Told ya I coul’ do it!”

“Yes you did, good job Pix.”

Chat Noir, who they hadn’t noticed disappeared, came back with the bullet and handed it to the small girl. She threw the bullet into the air jumping up as well and yelled out,

“Miraculous Ladybug!”

Millions of Ladybugs flew through the air repairing damages and Turing people back to normal ending with Ladybug herself. Ladybug looked around confusedly and saw Chat on her right and Red Hood on her left. Memories of the past hour flashed through her mind and she promptly hid her face in her hands and a deep blush bloomed across her face.

“This is a disaster, a complete disaster.”

“I don’t know Bug, was it?”

Jason asked with a crap eating grin.

“Yes.”

Came her mumbled response. Jason laughed and ruffled her hair, Marinette was too miserable to care.

“We should go make sure golden boy isn’t panicking too much, don’t ya think?”

Marinette sighed tiredly and nodded, I guess so.

“Sorry Chat, I promise I’ll explain later. Bug out.”

And as quickly as she could she swung away with Red Hood laughing and not too far behind.

“B is going to hate that he missed this.”

He called through the air causing a loud groan to escape her lips.

“Don’t show him!”

“Too late Pix, already sent them all to the group chat.”

“I hate you.”

“Love you to Babybug.”

Marinette groaned again and Jason laughed all the way to where they found Dick and Zatanna talking in an alleyway.

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poisonouswritings · 2 years

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Hello hello! Could you write how the main 3 and whichever other characters you'd like reacting to mc accidentally turning into a smol chibi version of themselves? Imagine sage carrying you by your neck using his teeth-

Pfft this is so cute I can't-

GN!Reader, chibi cuteness, everyone is f*cking melting over how cute you are, colored bulletins are a romantic relationship with that character (Felix, Anisa, Sage)

Obviously Felix caused this with a rogue spell. He was probably trying to hit Sage with it but you happened to walk in the way.

I just,, I think it's funny if,, like you're Smol™ but you have your usual intelligence level/attitude 95% of the time. But then when you get too excited over something you get a little more childish/chibi-ish.

When the spell hits you there's this big puff of smoke and everyone is freaking out and then it fades and you're just,,, there,,, drowning in your usual clothes,,, and you're like 'WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT' but when you try to cuss there's this loud squeaking sound

'..... What the f*ck wa- god f*cking- WHY THE F*CK- GAH!!'

The universe is literally censoring your cussing.

Once you've been scooped up and put in something a little more fitting for your current state, the Starsworn finally get a chance to properly examine you.

.... I'm sorry I think you killed all of them.

On one hand, Felix is definitely apologizing because this is his fault. On the other hand he's silently so grateful his spell fucked up because you are the cutest thing he's ever seen. He's immediately picking you up like he would with Stella. Especially if you're normally bigger than him?? He teases you for being so smol.

Anisa promises you she's gonna punish Felix for this but she also discreetly asks him to wait a day or two before reversing it because! You are!! So cute!!! She pinches your cheeks and cuddles you like a teddy bear. Definitely gives you a lot of snacks. Literally anything you do, she's gushing over. I think you have to keep reminding her that You Are Still An Adult!!! Because she keeps forgetting. Someone cusses in front of you and she reflexively covers your ears and you're like 'ANISA I CAN HEAR THE WORD SH*T!!!!'

Oh man Sage thinks this is the funniest thing ever. He 1000% brings you immediately to Tulsi. Will let you ride on his shoulders. You guys get there and Tulsi just,, someone get those poor woman some ibuprofen she has such a migraine. Sage has you sat on one of the work benches and he's poking your squishy cheeks and tweaking your nose and generally cooing over you and Tulsi is just like Sage Quit Infantilizing MC!!! Though she can't really blame him because I think he would do the same thing with smol animals too.

I'm not gonna lie tho Sage asks Tulsi to keep an eye on you for an afternoon and she's gonna end up giving you heavy things to try and lift because she thinks it's funny. Does talk to you normally tho. But then you see a sword and your eyes get all wide and sparkly and suddenly you're Full Chibi (aka cutesie and smol) and she's just like 'hey what the fuck' and you blink and go back to normal like '..... Don't tell Sage that happened he'll never let me live it down' 'Oh I'm telling him as soon as he walks through the door' 'B*stard'

Felix asks Scylla to keep you company and she promptly offers to get you drunk on wine. If you agree then you guys are just at her winery on the balcony sh*t-talking Felix and all the servers are like ???? Because it looks like she's getting a toddler drunk or whatever and that's just hilarious. Someone brings out finger sandwiches and it's like half the size of your face and Scylla is choking on her drink

Ayanna has to watch you for an afternoon and she is immediately taking you on an adventure! Your tiny little hands and cute smile are totally gonna help her steal that key she needs from the guards so she can sneak into the restricted section of the castle's library and get That One Journal she left in there years ago (back when she was Porrima's hero) that had a bunch of dirt on Escell. She's gonna use it to embarrass him because it'll be fun.

Tiny you helping Florian in the garden!! Felix Is Dead. The fucking berry bush is taller than you. He picks you up and bounces you on his hip and asks if you had fun and you immediately smush a berry on his forehead to get him dirty. He kinda just blinks and is like 'okay I deserved that'

Anisa jokes about getting one of those baby carriers (like the ones that strap to your chest) because you keep getting lost in crowds and you immediately just walk away. It takes her like an hour to find you and you're just sitting on a bench and scowling at her because You Are Not A Baby!!!! But also you might need to be on a f*cking leash or something because in actuality you did get lost for a good 45 minutes until you finally just picked a place to wait at so

Sage is a lil drunk and you come to the tavern to drag him home except you're tiny and everyone is like 'why is there a child here' and you start getting angry and then Sage, who is drunk, just,,, comes over and picks you up by the neck of your shirt with your teeth because he's an idiot and you're just flailing around trying to punch some motherf*cker

Tulsi,, makes you,,, a lil set of armor,,,,, Elowen gets you a little plastic sword,,,,,,,,,, they're such bitches and I love them

I know Stella is smol but if she was big enough for you to ride??? Felix would just Never Recover.

Anisa is proudly bringing you everywhere, including to Sunstone training. You become their little mascot. Normally you'd complain because it's demeaning but it means getting to hang around and watch Anisa practice so,,, plus people bring you snacks and drinks. There are worse ways to spend an afternoon.

Okay you know how lions will let their cubs win in play fights? You and Sage play-wrestle and he totally lets you win while praising you for being so strong!! And you're like 'I know exactly what you're doing you jack*ss but thank you'

That being said,,, Sage being really drunk and trying to groom you like a kitten (aka licking your hair) and you just whack him in the nose because How F*cking Drunk Is He???? He passes out like 10 seconds later. He was Really F*cking Drunk.

Felix,, does he have the ability to make objects levitate? I don't think we've ever actually seen it but if he does then he's 10000% flying you around Fathom and/or Blackthorn.

Anisa has those strong arms,,, she can toss you in the air and catch you,,,, spin you around,,,,,, I feel like Anisa likes kids but she always has to be in her Good Knight Persona™ around them so this is a chance for her to just be herself!! You kinda gotta let her have it because she's so excited.

Elowen kidnaps you and just carries you in a backpack,,, she packed you snacks,,,,, you ask her where you're going and she's like 'Oh I did not have a plan I just wanted to fuck with Sage. Is there anywhere you wanna go?' And you guys end up going a town over because there's an art exhibit you wanna see and children get in for free so you might as well!!

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xiao-isms · 3 years

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— hold it!

character(s): xiao.

content: begging, prostate massage, overstimulation, praise kink, edging, fingering, xiao says 'please' and cries a lot.

word count: 1.2k words and 6.6k characters.

voicemail: i had lots of fun writing this! also first fic to reach 1k words woohoo. im not too familiar with soft doms so hopefully this is decent haha. enjoy!!!!! <3

there he was: xiao, the high and mighty adeptus of liyue, on his knees practically begging for you. he stood in a rather compromising position: his legs were spread as wide as possible so you could see his hard, drooling cock while the upper half of his body laid flat on the queen sized bed. the entire scene was something suited for a cheap whore rather than a skilled yaksha such as himself, but he didn't mind-- not anymore; he'd thrown his pride out the window a long, long time ago. "please," he begged, turning his head just enough to meet your playful stare, "please touch me." you took a good look at the tiny form in front of you: his right cheek was smooshed against the cotton pillow and it made his delicate, blush-pink lips form into the cutest pout you'd ever seen. you couldn't deny him the thing he wanted most, not when he was looking at you so innocently. with a nod and gentle kiss to the man's small forehead, you got to work. you teased the tip of his cock, rubbing the pad of your thumb around the slit. you used the precum that had gathered to lubricate the rest of his dick and oh archons, xiao swore he never felt such euphoria. every little touch felt so good; every stroke of your hand, every quick kiss on the base of his cock, all the disgusting, filthy squelching noises you were making with his cock, everything.

he was so close, so close, so close, oh fuck—

"hnng, cumming, 'm, uhn, c-cumming!" he cried, but just as he was about to release all over the wrinkled bed sheets, your hand came to a halt just at the base of his needy dick. you held his shaft firmly and peered at him with a malicious glint in your lustful eyes. "ah, ah," you chuckled, "you cum when i say you can, okay?" fat tears rolled down the yaksha's now reddened face despite the slight nod he gave. he knew how cruel you could be, even if you babied him constantly— both in and outside the bedroom. "good boy, you behave so well, my love," you commended, kissing the hot tears that had risen once again in those beautiful amber eyes. this time, however, you took hold of xiao's milky thighs and pressed them down on the bed— with a few sucks and wet kisses here and there, of course. he was yours and you made that apparent every chance you got.

"here," you said with a gentle smile, lifting your fingers to the adeptus' pretty little mouth, "suck." he wrapped his lips around your digits with sudden verve and coated them in sticky, wet saliva while his tongue went underneath your middle and index finger and through the crevice, making sure to cover every part he possibly could. after a good three minutes of watching the other suck and lick your fingers like his life depended on it, you pulled away. xiao whined and pouted— in the way a child would during a tantrum because their toys got taken away. you shushed him with a ruffle of his thick turquoise hair. "sh, i’m gonna make you feel good, okay doll?" he huffed and buried his face in the white pillow but made a small noise of approval.

you went back towards his pert ass, spreading his soft cheeks. slowly, as not to hurt him, you slid your index finger in his hole to the knuckle. his body shivered, but you couldn’t pick up on any sign of discomfort so you slid it in and out rhythmically. once you were sure he was ready to take a second finger, you inserted your middle one. you scissored his barely open hole so gently, like you were afraid he’d break if you made one wrong move. “you okay, xiao?” you asked with concern laced in your voice. he could take it, he could take so much more than just two fingers—you knew that, you knew he could, but you always wanted him to be safe and comfortable. with you, he’d never have to feel the way he did for centuries; that was something you made sure of.

“y-yeah, i’m okay, keep going.” you let out a sigh of relief, one that you weren’t aware you were holding, and resumed your ministrations. almost fifteen minutes later, you had all four digits lodged into him and pumping in and out of his hole with an ever increasing pace. “mm, you’re so soft, baby. has anyone ever told you that, hm?” the corners of your lips turn upward with every subtly dirty word coming spilling from your mouth. he quivers and shakes his head, of course no one’s loved him, cared for him, touched him the way he allows you to.

the mere thought of that makes your chest swell with pride; you love knowing that you’re the only person xiao has been this intimate with and will continue to be such, for as long as the two of you live. a smirk plays on your lips and with just a small movement, you hit his prostate dead-on. he jumps and whimpers and whines as you abuse that sensitive nerve over and over again. “so good, you take it so well.” he turns away, a clear look of bashfulness on his flushed face, and moans into his pillow. his body seizes and he comes so, so close to orgasm but you stop him just in the nick of time. "n-no! please, please i-i wanna cum so b-bad!" you arch your brow at his pathetic pleas and he lets out a groan. xiao knows you won't let him cum, not just yet; you wanted to play with him for a little bit first, you always do. with a click of your tongue, you began to stroke his leaking length while continuing to rub on that spot that made him putty at your knees with the pad of your finger.

"a-ah! ooh, mm, too much! it's too much! you're g-gonna--fuck!-- break m-me!" fat tears streamed down the man's alabaster face and oh, he wanted to cum, he wanted to cum so, so badly. you were well aware of this and decided to toy with him just one more time— after all, it should be part of the fun, right?

"mm, i don't know, have you earned it?"

at that, he lets even bigger, blood-hot tears roll down his dusted cheeks. "yes!" he shouts. so desperate, so cute. "i've been good, r-really good! let me cum, please! please please please-" you cut him off with a rough kiss and he opens his mouth so your tongue can slip in. it feels like you're trying to shove your tongue down his throat and fuck, he's so hard and horny and hot, it feels so good. you jerk him off and slowly start to move your digits in his hole once more, pulling away from the kiss to look at him straight in the eye. "you gonna cum? yeah, be good and cum for me, xiao." your pace quickens and just as it does, the being below you spasms and cries as he cums all over his tummy, chest and face. the adeptus slumps into the mattress, exhausted. smiling, you remove your fingers from his hole and plop down beside him. "i love you," you announce in the quiet room, only filled with xiao's pants. he looks at you with a hint of adoration in his tired eyes. "y-yeah, love you t-too."

#I FORGOT TO TAG THIS #genshin impact #genshin impact smut #bottom xiao #genshin fanfic #xiao genshin impact #xiao genshin x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact imagines #sub xiao #xiao fic #🎐. . . xiao

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giggly-squiggily · 2 years

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Let's keep the ball rolling with these Valentine's Day prompts (don't overwork urself, okay? OKAY)

Lee!Giyu Ler!Rengoku 💗 Say Yes: “Your so ticklish, aren’t you?”

Tell me that would be the cutest sh*t ever!

🦋

Oh yes please! I've gotcha covered butterfly anon! (If that's okay if I refer to you that way :3)

“You are so ticklish, aren’t you?” Rengoku teased, voice a little awed as he Giyu squirmed beneath him, breathy giggles and laughs escaping his lips as he tried to wriggle away. It had been a complete accident how Rengoku found out. He had seen a leaf stuck to the other’s Haori and reached out to get it, his intentions pure.

The sudden squeaky giggle Giyu released shocked them both.

Now he was sitting comfortably on the other’s hips, tickling away and making mental notes of the water hashira’s various reactions to the tickles, delighted with each new tickle spot he found. “Rehehehehhehehhengohooohoohohku! Gehehehehhehet oohhoohohohohoff!” Giyu rasped out, struggling on whether to hide his face in his hands or try to pry the flame Hashira’s off his ribcage.

“Hmm? You’ll have to speak louder, Giyu!” Rengoku grinned, worming his fingers up towards his armpits and making the other squeal. “Ah, that’s better! You’re always so soft spoken! What a nice laugh you have! Gahahahaha!”

Giyu gave up on trying to fight back, covering his face with his hands as his elbows pressed tightly to his sides, inadvertently trapping the other’s hands there. “REheheheheheheheheheehen, plehehehahhahase!”

“Hm…Giyu, I need these back!” Rengoku feigned a failed attempt at getting his arms free. “Could you let me go?”

Giyu tried, but each time he lifted his elbows even a smidge they’d shoot back down, Rengoku’s fingers drilling into the ticklish space mercilessly. “Yohohohoohohou suhuuhuhuuhuhuhck!”

“Aww, what a mean thing to say to a fellow Hashira!” Rengoku wrigged his hands free, quickly turning around so he faced the other’s legs. “Looks like I’ll have to teach you some manners!”

“Whahahahit, dohhooohn’t you dahhHAHHAHAHAHHAHRE!” Giyu all but shrieked as Rengoku began to squeeze his knee, reaching up and weakly pulling at the other’s Haori. “REHEHHHEHHEHEHN!”

“There it is! The almighty tickle spot!” Rengoku snickered, relishing the other’s endless laughing fit. “Let the Hashira Tickle Training begin!”

#Candy Heart Valentine Event #sentence starters #demon slayer #rengoku kyōjurō #giyu tomioka #tickle #tickle dabble

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arctickat2400 · 3 years

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Kitten <> (Soft) Damon Salvatore

“I’m sorry that you don’t know how to do anything or that you’re not capable of doing the most simplest things. And I’m really sorry that you will never succeed in life.” My mother yelled at me. I always hated her.

Where in hell would she have the audacity to say that to me?

I was now crying.

“How could you? I’m leaving and I’m never coming back.” I yell back at her.

Just before I leave out the door, I turn back to her one last time.

“And one more thing - I hate you!” I shout at her.

I, then, slam the door and run out to my car through the pouring rain.

As I cry, I begin to drive to the Salvatore house, the only place I feel safe, even though two vampires live there. But I still feel safe there ‘cause I know they won’t hurt me.

What a birthday it’s been so far. Yes, it’s my 18th birthday today, and a hell of one so far.

“Damon?” I cry into the phone. I called my boyfriend, telling him I was coming over.

“Hey, baby. What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Damon started to panic. He hated it when I cried. And I guess he could sense that I was crying now.

“Yeah, I guess. I don’t know. I guess not.” I just can’t make up my mind.

“What can I do, baby?” He asked.

“I’m on my way to your house now. Are you home?” I questioned with some sniffles.

“Yes, and I’ll be waiting here for you when you get here.” Damon tells me.

“Thanks, Damon. I love you.” I tell him.

“I love you, too, baby. Be safe.” Damon says as I hang up the phone.

I arrive at the Salvatore House almost five minutes later as I park in the driveway.

I jump out of my car, walking through the rain, getting almost soaking wet.

I invite myself into the house, slamming the door behind me as I walk to the living room. I sit down on the couch and bury my head in my hands, crying my eyes out.

I, then, feel a gust of wind and I feel a pair of hands set on my leg, rubbing it to sooth me as I cry.

“Y/N, come here.” I hear Damon say as he brings me into him and gathers me in his arms. He holds me in his arms as I cry into his shoulder.

Without knowing, Damon runs me upstairs and sits me on the bathroom counter in his room.

He dries me off and changes me from my rain soaked clothes to one of his shirts that are rather big on me and an extra pair of my underwear that he keeps here for me.

He runs back downstairs with me in his arms and sits on the couch with me on his lap.

“Now, tell me what’s wrong, baby girl. Why’re you crying?” He asks me, wiping away my excess tears.

“My mom… sh-she said that I didn’t know how to do anything, t-that I wasn’t capable of anything. S-She said that I wouldn’t succeed in life. Why would she say that to me?” I tell Damon as I cry into him. Damon turned me towards him and looked me in the eye.

“Y/N, I have no idea why she would say any of that. ‘Cause you are the smartest, most beautiful girl I have ever known. You can do anything you put your mind to and you are capable of everything. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” Damon explained to me, then kissed my forehead.

“Thank you, Damon. I love you.” I tell him, wrapping my arms around his neck.

A few minutes later of Damon holding me, I thought that I didn’t have any other place to stay.

“Damon,” I whisper to him.

“Yeah, baby?”

“Um… I hate to ask this, but I have nowhere else to stay. Could I maybe stay here?” I questioned.

“Of course you can, Y/N. You’re gonna live here now and I won’t let you leave, if you want to or not.” Damon smiled. I smiled, too.

“Well, I wouldn’t want to leave either way, but thank you.” I giggled.

“Everything’s going to be okay, Y/N.” Damon told me, bringing me into his embrace as a few more tears slipped out.

“One hell of a birthday it’s been.” I mentioned as I backed away a bit and wiped away my tears.

“Well, what if I had something to make this special day so much better for you?” Damon questioned, setting me on the couch and running somewhere else.

“This day is most definitely not special.” I whispered so low, hoping Damon couldn’t hear. But, I guess he did.

“Yes, it is,” Damon said, speeding back to me, kneeling in front of me, taking my hands in his and looking up at me.

“‘Cause today, 18 years ago, is the day that (Your Full Name) was born and the birth of My Y/N is the most special day ever. Y/N, you are special and nothing can change that. I love you.” Damon finished and I couldn’t help but smile with some happy ears. Damon leaned in and kissed my lips, stroking my cheek with his thumb.

“Now, for my special girls gift.”

Damon sped away upstairs as I sat in the living room, waiting for my most favorite person in the world to come back to me.

I stood up as Damon ran back to me, holding something behind his back.

All of a sudden, I heard a very quiet meow and I got a little too happy, and a little suspicious.

“Damon, what is that?” I asked as I smile, pointing behind him before locking my hands behind my back.

Damon, then, takes his hands out from behind him, revealing the cutest little thing in the entire world.

It was the cutest little kitten in the entire world.

“Oh my god,” I gasped, covering my mouth with my hands.

I take the kitten from him, staring at it in astonishment as it yawned.

“Damon, I can’t believe you…” I trailed off, distracted by the cuteness.

“A kitten for my kitten.” Damon said.

I sat back down on the couch, Damon following suit, as I stared at my gift.

“Damon, this is the best gift I could ever get. Well, except you.” I tell him as I turn my head. I bring my lips up to him, pressing mine against his.

“She’s so adorable.” I say as I stroke my little kitten. She was so soft.

“Thank you so much, Damon. I can always count on you to make me feel better.” I tell him.

“I love you, Y/N.” Damon says to me, tucking a strand of hair behind my ear as I lean back on him as we stare at this soft bundle of joy.

#Damon Salvatore #damon x reader #Damon Salvatore imagines #angst #fluff #vampire diaries #soft damon

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sleepdeprivedsimp234 · 1 year

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~Wholesome New York headcanons~ (maybe I’ll throw some angst in there for fun~)

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-Sometimes if York and Mass, or one the other people he secretly doesn’t mind being around, are just chilling in a room together, he will stare at the other person and just- make this weird little chirp/yip sound at them and it’s the cutest thing ever.

Sometimes the other person’ll make the sound back, or they might just look up from whatever they were doing and give him a smile or confused look.

-it is a universal agreement that York is essentially a cat in human/personification form. He purrs, he scratches/bites people he doesn’t like, he likes climbing on stuff, he has the mf attitude, he curls up in a little ball whenever he decides to sleep or relax, and he has 100% followed a laser pointer with his eyes before

-he really enjoys watching South Park and his favorite characters are Stan and Kenny

-York rambles a lot and gets really excited if it’s a subject that he actually enjoys without knowing it and when he realizes how "over-excited" he’s being, he stops because he thinks that the others will think it’s weird and/or freaky, when in truth most of the others think it’s endearing.

And those that think it’s weird know to keep their mouths shut unless they never want to see the light of day again.

-one of the reasons he got bullied in school growing up was because of how ridiculously skinny he is, when it wasn’t even his fault that he was the way he was. York is literally unable to gain weight no matter what. So ofc he was kinda insecure about his body for a while, but his brothers all helped him through it and now he’s doing much better. Still can’t gain weight, but he is definitely more confident in himself :)

As for the people that bullied him about it along with other things, let’s just say… they ain’t gonna ever mess with him again :]

-despite him being 5’10, he is a victim of having his beanie pulled over his eyes and being picked up out of nowhere by some of the other states

-HAPPY STIMS HAPPY STIMS HAPPY STIMS-

His happy stims consist of: hand flapping, flicking his fingers, fidgeting with random objects such as his rings and zipper (tho this also kind of a anxious stim sometimes), for some reason he will scratch his hand with knowing it (again, sometimes an anxious stim) but his friends and family always stop him from doing this before he hurts himself and lastly, biting his tongue, which is usually stopped as well (Forgive me, I don’t know to much about this stuff 😭👍)

-one of the reasons that this boi will not wear suits is because his brothers are secretly worried that he will accidentally tighten his tie too much and harm himself if he gets too nervous

-he is beyond touch-starved, so if somebody hugs him, he will literally melt into the touch. One time, Florida decided to hug him and nearly put the poor thing to sleep

-just for fun, Texas and Alaska have started picking him up at random times of the day as if he were Simba and it’s both cute and hilarious because he will kick and try to burrow closer to their chests cuz he is now either 6’4 or 7’2 feet in the air and just ain’t doin’ this sh*t

-I believe that I have mentioned this before, but he has a giant scar from a certain event in 2001 that wraps around from the top of his right shoulder, across his back, to the front of his upper left hip, and he is very insecure about it. And I’ve now decided that if he is cuddling with someone that he is comfortable with (a very rare occurrence-), such as one of his brothers, the other person will trace the scar with their fingers through his shirt/hoodie/jacket and tell him how loved and amazing he is and how bad*$$ the scar is.

And this poor baby will just be hiding his blushing face in their chest or pillows/blankets because he doesn’t know how to process the kind words and affection he is receiving 🥺🥺

-York is one of the jumpiest people you’ll ever meet and he gets jumpscared so easily. Sometimes one of his brothers or friends will come up behind him and grab his sides to scare him

-he doesn’t laugh to often, but when he does, it is so f(speaks Midwest)in’ adorable. His laugh varies from squeaky, child-like, honey-sweet giggles to high pitched fox laughs, and it’s really cute, but it’s also not really the type of thing you wanna hear when taking a walk in the forest.

-mans has definitely gotten weed from Colorado and airdropped his conscience to a world that ain’t our own.

-York’s hair is probably one of the fluffiest things to ever exist

Also there’s a picture that I drew of my temporary design for Yorkie <3

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#welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttt new york #ben brainard #aahhhhh I love him sm #he is so precious #he is best boi #we stan our rat man 😤✊

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