#ozzy answers

[mayday396]

Saw the straight post, just saying this. You don't need to find yourself a label, getting bogged down by the semantic keep your brains off actually looking for it. Just keep an open mind and one day you'll find it without even looking. Just look at me :D

That is asking me to lower my Guard, I must Refuse Otter, besides I'm already keeping an open mind by wanting experience, I never said I was looking for a Label now did I?

Experience is all that matters and it will lead to my answer.

Your solution worked for you because you are you, but I am I for I walk a different but yet similar path to you and many others

Thank you for the advice but you need not worry so much

[thatsinozzie]

"Heya Ozzie" - @just-a-performer

"Froggy!! How are ya doing?"

[familiarfacesoftenarentreal]

[a being walks closer, sniffling as they look around]

Hello..?

hm??

hello?!!!

shut up you might scare them..

[redfluffz]

Something interesting that I thought is that what if you put Joel and Bee together? How do you think Bee would say she tastes? Like

I hope this cleared your question 🤣

Luc knows. He knows ...

[fiona-my-love]

Headcanons for what Valentino, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli are like on dates? - Platypus anon

YESYESYESYESYESSSS

How Valentino, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli are on dates

Angel Dust

- He’s gonna SPOIL YOU.

- There’s two different kinds of dates he’ll take you on—it’ll either be a big drag show that he takes you to, or just a chill bar or movie date.

- You guys are getting dolled up. Case and point.

- Super affectionate. He’s yours and you’re his, he doesn’t give a fuck!!

- As long as he has you by his side, he’s not letting anyone boss you two around.

- Cherri isn’t a third wheel exactly, but she’s a killer wingman! It’s always a good time when the three of you get together. She knows your boundaries, and you know hers.

- You two definitely run the town on date nights. Whatever trouble you two get into is just apart of the fun.

- Shopping sprees together!!

Valentino

- Another one that’ll spoil you!!!

- Anything you want, you get. No questions asked.

- Expect the vibe to be off the entire time lmao

- Sugar Daddy. That’s it, that’s the headcanon

- He’ll probably try to talk you into a really sketchy deal half way through. Don’t push your luck.

- BUT, if it makes it any better, he does sometimes show genuine interest in what you’re saying! He knows how to turn his charm on.

- He’s a bit distant- like, when you want something he just does it. No additional comments.

- The more you ask for, the more you’re gonna have to do to pay him back, so make the most of it lmfao

Asmodeus

- I’m stating to see a pattern. I think all of these guys are the type to spoil,,

- Sugar Daddy BUT. Complete opposite of Valentino.

- Instead of just getting people to wait on your hand and foot while he stares creepily, he’s gonna be absolutely PAMPERING you!

- He loves to see you happy, no matter the cost!

- Definitely taking you shopping, no questions asked.

- He’s by no means an obsessive perfectionist, but he does want everything to be perfect for you.

- And, it will be whatever you consider to be a perfect date. From movie nights at home to expensive dinners, he wants you to know how much he cares.

- After everything is said and done, you two go home and cuddle. Not only is he super warm and cozy, but he’ll make you a lovely breakfast in the morning!!

Fizzarolli

- Oh boy, you two are gonna get into some trouble!

- Make sure to dress nice if you’re going out! The paparazzi will be on your ass.

- You two are for sure blowing Mammon’s money on some random shit.

- Definitely taking his quievies (I think that’s what they’re called?? The fucked up chihuahuas) with you two on occasion!!

- Anywhere you want to go, you two are going. Perks of being famous.

- He would totally wink at you during big performances. He can’t take his eyes off you, and everyone knows it.

- You’re going rollerskating, along with other activities like that.

- He spends forever getting ready, but he always looks amazing, so can you blame him?

[daily-metalsonic-and-others]

Much like everyone else in the family, I can't see Metal not loving Ozzy

It helps that Ozzie would probably seek him out when it's hotter outside

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

You can see how much of a stimmy boi Tails is when Tom and Maddie express how much they're enjoying the peace and quiet before GUN shows up, what with him wiggling his head, feet and tails a bit compared to how still Sonic and Knuckles are, with the exception of Knuckles examining his burnt marshmallow and Sonic glancing at Tom as he's talking

Stimmy lil lad

Just a couple with their three kids and dog put camping. I could just watch this family be at peace all day.

[ask-the-queen-beelzebub]

Out of character for sec but I found this while looking through some images and I totally see bee and the other sins doing something dumb like this when lucifer was in the dog house for something stupid XD

(This is probably canon ;-;)

[dewdropdinosaur]

Rubber Ducky, You're the One

LUCIFER X READER Summary: Lucifer has had a hell of a week, no pun intended. But you know just what he needs to relax. Warnings: Implied nakedness, cussing. Rating: PG-13 For the wonderful @anon-of-the-void REQUESTS OPEN

In the depths of Hell, amidst the chaos and cacophony of damned souls, Lucifer Morningstar, the charismatic and somewhat prideful King of Hell, found himself buried under the weight of his responsibilities. Yes, the King did actually work despite his duck inventing hyper focus. From managing the unruly demons to negotiating with powerful overlords and complaints from citizens, his days were consumed by the ceaseless demands of ruling the underworld. And as if that wasn't enough, the relentless manifestations of the seven deadly sins only added to his burdens(Mammon is a right pain in the arse) 

Each day seemed to blend into the next, the weight of his crown growing heavier with every passing moment. Despite his unparalleled charm and wit, even Lucifer had his limits.

One particularly exhausting day, Lucifer trudged back to his imposing castle, his shoulders slumped with weariness. His mind buzzed with the endless tasks that awaited him, and his steps echoed with the weight of his concerns. The grand halls of his fortress felt suffocating, the shadows whispering reminders of his never-ending duties. His shoulders slumped with exhaustion, his usually vibrant demeanor dulled by the weight of his burdens.

As he entered his private chambers, he took off his top hat and sat his cane to prop against the adjacent wall. Walking to his desk and plopping down on the plush office chair, he groaned into his hands and buried his head in them. 

Only when the small creak of his door sounded did he look up after what felt like hours. He was met with a sight that momentarily lifted the heavy veil of stress from his soul. There, amidst the dim glow of flickering candles, stood his beloved Y/N, radiant and serene, a gentle smile gracing her lips. They had been together for quite some time - the Hellish monarch getting a second chance at love despite thinking that the time for him was long passed. 

"Welcome home, ducky," she greeted him, her voice like a soothing melody amidst the chaos of Hell.

Lucifer's heart swelled with warmth at the sight of her. Despite the darkness that surrounded them, Y/N was his beacon of light, his solace in the storm.

"Y/N," he murmured, his voice softened by the tenderness that enveloped him in her presence despite his tiredness still coming through.

"What are you doing here?"

Y/N stepped forward, her gaze unwavering as she reached out to take his hand. "I could tell you needed a break," she replied, her touch gentle yet reassuring. "And so, I thought I might help if you’ll allow me?"

“No, no darling. I’m alright.”

“Bullshit Luci.”

“You don’t have to take care of me.”

“I know but I choose to. Nothing in return is needed - I just want to dote on you.”

With a gentle tug, to which he did not fight against due to his weakened state, she led him to the grand marble bath that awaited them; its waters shimmering invitingly in the soft glow of candlelight. The sight of it stirred a sense of longing within Lucifer, a longing for respite, for a moment of peace amidst the chaos.

Wordlessly, Y/N began to undress him, her movements tender and deliberate. She stripped away the layers of his regal attire, each garment a symbol of the responsibilities he bore. And with each piece that fell away, Lucifer felt a weight lift from his soul, leaving him feeling vulnerable yet liberated in her presence. Y/N never failed to make the prideful demon shiver. Despite being the harbinger of sin himself, Lucifer always faltered under to gaze - making him feel so small in the best way. Like she could envelop him in her warm embrace and the world would all be alright; that he could be taken care of without fault or repayment(something he never felt with Lillith)

Once he was disrobed, Y/N guided him into the warm embrace of the bubbling waters, the scent of lavender and jasmine enveloping them both. With a soft sigh of contentment, Lucifer sank into the soothing depths, his muscles relaxing beneath the gentle caress of the water.

There, amidst the flickering candlelight, she began to test the water of the luxurious bubble bath with her finger, the scents filling the air with soothing lavender. And as he slipped into the steaming bath, surrounded by a frothy sea of bubbles, he felt the tension in his muscles melt away.

Y/N knelt beside the bath, a soft cloth in hand as she began to wash away the grime and tension that clung to his weary form. Her touch was firm, her hands moving with practiced care as she tended to him with unwavering devotion.

As she worked, Lucifer felt the knots of tension begin to unravel, his mind drifting into a state of blissful tranquility. In that moment, there was only the soothing warmth of the water, the gentle ministrations of Y/N, and the overwhelming sense of peace that washed over him like a cleansing tide. As Lucifer sank deeper into the soothing bubbles, he couldn't help but notice a playful glint in Y/N's eyes as she reached for something hidden behind her back.

"Darling," she said with a mischievous grin, "I have a surprise for you."

Intrigued, Lucifer raised an eyebrow as Y/N produced a bright yellow rubber ducky from behind her back, its cheery expression contrasting with the dark ambiance of the bath.

"A rubber ducky?" Lucifer chuckled, his exhaustion momentarily forgotten. "You never cease to amaze me, my dear."

Y/N giggled as she plopped the rubber ducky into the bathwater, its buoyant figure bobbing amidst the bubbles. "I thought it might lighten the mood," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.

Lucifer couldn't help but laugh as he reached out to retrieve the rubber ducky, holding it aloft with a sense of childlike wonder. "Well, I must say, it's a rather dashing addition to our bath time routine."

With a playful grin, Y/N leaned forward to gently boop the rubber ducky on the nose, causing it to squeak in protest. The sound echoed off the marble walls of the bathroom, filling the room with a sense of whimsy.

As the evening wore on and the bathwater cooled, Lucifer and Y/N reluctantly emerged from the luxurious depths of their tub. Wrapped in plush towels, they made their way to the cozy confines of their living room, where a crackling fire danced merrily in the hearth.

With a contented sigh, Lucifer settled onto the plush couch, pulling Y/N into his arms as they nestled together beneath a soft blanket. The warmth of the fire enveloped them, casting a soft glow upon their entwined forms.

"Tonight was exactly what I needed," Lucifer murmured, pressing a tender kiss to Y/N's forehead. "Thank you, my love."

Y/N smiled sleepily, her eyes drifting closed as she snuggled closer to him. "Anytime, darling. I'm always here for you."

[mayday396]

a straight person on tumblr??? hello???

Okay if you really want the term, which I don't really like, I'm Ace-curious or even GreyAce, but at this point I'm still Questioning all this especially when I'm having problems with my faith.

But I'm definitely attracted to Women, Appearance doesn't really strike me on anything, unless you know me and know what really catches my eye.

Personal experiences on the other hand like talking with them, hearing about their problems, and when voicing out our problems and trying to find solutions to them, that is the most Attractive thing to me, at least.

Complete Mutual Agreements to achieve solutions, in other words, I just want to Hang out with them and maybe it'll blossom into a relationship, who knows? That's why I said I'm Straight, I can never be sure until I get into a Relationship myself.

Experiences are the important thing to me, I can't just decide I'm Gay or Bisexual, or Ace on a whim, I have to try and fail, try and fail until I see no reason for it. One can label or even answer for me, but I'll simply reject it, I won't play by the world's rules and an answer given on a silver platter is non existent, too easy if you're Realist.

There has to be Hard work in planning, deciding, and executing.

[crispyliza]

Serious question: were all the souls that went to hell in Hazbin Hotel mosterfuckers in life???? Is that one of the criteria???? Did their tastes just adjust to their new environment or is it bc other demons are their only option so they make do???

[ketchupandpickles]

Do you have favourite kindergarten au(s)? And if you have, Who's your favorite design?

Hehe :3

Ones mentioned: @applesoftgaze (the Huxley twins), @malumonarchy (Ron), @lovesick-blue (Kidd), @kinderkillerau (Cindy), @kgmilgramau (Ozzy)

@kggamewithgun (Cindy), @displacedbias (Alice), @cursed-kg (Buggs), @cheeselix, @ozzyandfriends (Madison)

@kindergartenbuttiny (Austin), @good-and-evil-unveilied (Carla), @gabycantart (Witch Nugget), @sunnysunnatko (Hitman Kidd), @blues-kindergarten (Nugget)

@drfirsnogayny (Penny), @ask-teen-dorks-au (Lily and Billy), @namnwjehdjjdjd (Felix)

Ones I didn't draw but still love:

-does Huxleypocolypse count? Probably not but If so that's like all I've been able to think about for the past two months lol

-I also love @flower-color-gram! I cannot choose a favorite design I love them all and I want to draw all of them sometime :DDD

Sorry If I didn't draw your au! I have a lot of a lot of others that I love but I wasn't able to fit them 😔 perhaps I'll draw fanart for them eventually though!

[ask-declawed-thrax]

if you plead guilty you can try to negotiate a better punishment

"Not leavin' a lotta wiggle room for me, eh?"

[OZZY, DRIX, LEAH AND TOM ARE AVAILABLE FOR QUESTIONS!]

[Plain text 1:

"Not leavin' a lotta wiggle room for me, eh?"

/end Plain text 1]

[Plain text 2:

[caps] Ozzy, Drix, Leah and Tom are available for questions! [end caps]

/end Plain text 2]

[voxsremotec0ck]

Reader: I want to fuck the Ozz-ussy.

Fizz: Like the literal one or the figurative one?

Reader: ... What do you mean 'the literal one'?

Reader: hold on your telling me…

Fizz: he’s intersex

Reader: …if you’ll excuse me for a second

Reader: *screams into a pillow with pure joy*

[thatseventiesbitch]

from all your wip the one that intrigues me the most it's "Leia’s Wonderful Life"

If it is what I think it is 🫣🫣

Thanks for the ask!

You're probably right, or at least pretty close. 😅

The summary:

When her mom changes her mind and moves the family to California, Leia cries herself to sleep and makes a wish: that she'd never met Jay and the rest of her friends at all, because never knowing them would hurt less than losing them. To Leia's surprise, an angel shows up and takes her on a journey to see what life would be like for her and those around her if that was the case.

[daily-metalsonic-and-others]

Imagine being a normal rando talking to Maddie or Tom about kids and said rando asks what their kids is like which either of them pull out photos of what seems to be colorful fluffy animal aliens and a rather intimidating robot doing normal kid activities

BAHAHSHSH imagine someone that's not from Green Hills coming into town, and meeting this nice couple and finding out oh, how lovely, their parents too!

And you start talking and exchanging stories and then at one point you see them point and go "oh! Here they come!" And it's three brightly colored animal aliens and a robot and they're all 3ft tall