#he is.... such.... a himbo and i LOVE him

[spellbooking]

ULRIC BEDIVERE ✦ Fighter, High Half-Elf, Soldier, Chaotic Good ✦ Neverwinter's Blade, from a young age, he was steeped in the traditions of military life, raised on tales of valor and sacrifice. His parents, both esteemed veterans of countless campaigns, instilled in him a sense of pride in his city and a steadfast loyalty to its defense. Their home was adorned with mementos of battles fought and comrades lost, serving as a constant reminder of the cost of freedom.

[adamparrishsaccent]

okay i had to get it out of my head but pynch fanfic au idea;

they’re all like early twenties. adam is a mechanic. he meets gansey, a pretty rich boy who doesn’t know jack shit about cars, and takes it upon himself to reign in his coworkers who are actively working to squeeze as much as money as they can get out of gansey. adam pulls him to the side to tell him the truth and charge him honestly because hey, he might be struggling himself, but there’s no true satisfaction in money made off of someone goodhearted and unknowing.

he earns gansey’s respect (and instant friendship), so when gansey’s good friend ronan lynch fucks up his BMW during a street race with kavinsky, of course gansey recommends he visit this trustworthy mechanic with an honest heart and a pretty face.

it might not be love at first sight when a looming man in a leather jacket with a raven perched on his shoulder arrives close to the shop’s closing time, with only adam left behind, but it’s certainly something.

maybe adam talks too much as he raises the fancy BMW on the lift, hyperaware that it probably costs more than he made in a year, and maybe ronan stares a little too long at adam’s calloused hands. maybe he starts becoming a little more reckless when he races kavinsky and maybe adam takes longer than he really should to inspect the damages, but that’s just a bunch of maybes.

[doberbutts]

Got a couple more Astarion scenes yesterday while I was playing:

Propositioning Panic, who finally has understood that it's teasing and playing time, and actively participates. Does try to give Astarion an out and he responds with no no no I *want* to, which is interesting for character development reasons. Got the "what if I said I love you" "you'd be lying" because Panic absolutely knows that's not true and Astarion to his credit gleefully admits that yes this isn't *love* (but also he doesn't outright say it's *just sex* either, and afterwards they refer to each other with hideously sugary wording, and he's finally stopped being a prickly sourpuss when I speak to him because his approval rating is high end of good instead of low end of neutral FINALLY)

Now when I click Astarion to start a conversation, Panic says some gross fluffy thing like "first in my heart" which I suppose means my big himbo of a tiefling has fallen in love even of he knows the object of his desires is not quite there yet. Astarion is still distant but the furrowed brow and closed off expression are gone. His tone is warmer and he leans in when talking to Panic rather than slightly turned away like he's making sure he can literally flee from the conversation if things go sour.

Also the dice gods are being nicer to me

Mercenaries: we'll sell you our kidnapped slave if you pay up

Panic: I pay for slaves exclusively in knuckle sandwiches delivered directly to their captors

Mercenaries: o-okay nvm u scary

Everyone except Astarion: good. Asshole.

Panic: babe stop being so bitter about me saving people, I saved that owlbear cub just for you remember

Astarion: grumblegrumble how come you didn't save me 200 years ago then grumblegrumble

Panic: I WASN'T BORN YET OR I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED CAZADOR'S LIGHTS OUT 200 YEARS AGO OK

[sketchtxt]

I've started giving nicknames to the dogs I like so that way they can learn the difference between someone safe (me) and someone not safe (the people taking care of these dogs) and so far we have Ricky and Heart. named after rtc and. yk. the slenderblog.

Ricky is my favorite he's being treated so much worse than all the other dogs. Heart is the family favorite and he's kind of dumb but he's good at listening. it feels weird to describe a dog with this word but he's a himbo. Ricky, however, I would love to kidnap once I'm old enough to move out if he's still alive. I think I'm going to offer to walk him so he never forgets his name

[ofgodsandllamas]

And because I mean it when I say I’m on a roll this is River and I LOOOOOOOVE him

You know that guy in your class shows up 10 minutes before the bell and asks you please pretty, pretty please can he copy a couple of your answers off yesterday’s homework and promises to pay you in the poptart he just dug out of his backpack and flashes you the sweetest :DDD and you can’t help but give in because he’s just SOOOO nice and DUMB AS ROCKS and you don’t know how he keeps getting passed on to the next grade but you want him to at least get a C-

Yeah

yeah that’s him 

[nico-di-genova]

Adding him to my list of men who have never possessed a singular thought in their lives ever.

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Gojo "Touch Starved" Satoru

[anxioussailorsoldier]

town baby daddy. he's basically working for the gerudo health department

[sassylittlecanary]

People are acting like himbo!Clark Kent (aka “actually smart but still awkward, sweet, and hunky”) is new because of MAWS, as though all these versions don’t exist—

He’s almost always portrayed as a big, sweet, lovable guy who can be awkward and nervous just like anybody else but who’s also competent and brave when helping others. That’s just Clark.

[hibruh1001]

It’s so adorable when he cries😭😭

[bottombaron]

So, I'm going to either make this joke more or less funny by explaining it, Colin Robinson-style:

Nandor isn't being an idiot by misspelling 'knowledge', he's spelling it phonetically.

Why? Well, it's probably not just that English is a horrendous abomination sent by god to punish us and an even worse trail for English learners either, but Persain is a (mostly) phonetic language!

This means each letter has a corresponding sound and words are phonetic in spelling (again, for the most part), unlike 'knowledge' in English where there are like...at least three?? unnecessary extra letters.

So, what's the phonetic spelling of 'knowledge' look like?

nolij

[jibberjibbsart]

Vashmeryl comic based off of that one Pedro Pascal audio when he was hooked up to a lie detector test. It felt very Vash coded

[clownsuu]

when you post wallyhowdy content, its like i am the monkey rattling the bars of my cage and you are the kind biologist giving me a little treat

Totally wasn’t listening to “It’s gunna be me” while drawing smh

cw a singular knife

You’re honor, I’m obsessed smhh

also you can tell I’m still having a crisis on how I draw Wally MDHHFHDHDH

[perpetual-trashcan]

The funniest thing to come out of today was that when my little brother heard about the Try Guys cheating scandal, he started another rant about how these straight white guys make a career from supposedly loving their wives only to cheat on them (continuing on from the rant he had after John mulaney) and how they can’t be trusted….

Only for him to stop half way through and looking at me with this semi horror before asking “wait can I be trusted?”

[jamskateable]

Gabriel flaunts his pretty body without realizing it. he doesn’t scold any wandering eyes, though. after all, is it such a shame to admire God’s greatest creation?

or he’s just THAT oblivious. no one knows, really.

either way, his charisma, his diligence, and his half-naked lounging have earned him the appreciative eyes and ears of every angel in Heaven.

[grinkubus]

quick 4 dante doodle... yummy