#he should have been at the club

[daftmooncretin]

william shatner is kind of like a sith lord because he was born with the divine and incredible power of being incredibly cunty yet he only uses it for evil (being annoying on twitter and going to space for no reason) like we know he has astronomical levels of pure cunt coursing through his veins (we’ve all seen kirk)imagine if it was used for good.

In another, better world i know the Shatster is fulfilling his true destiny of being a guest judge on drag race 

[revvethasmythh]

wait wait, I was just revisiting when the Hells went to Gelvaan to confirm Relvin's age, and Matt said he's "in his mid-late 40s."

I don't think I ever really squared that with how old Imogen is. She's 28 years old. That means, at the youngest Relvin might be (45), he would have had Imogen at 17, and at oldest (49) he was only 21. That is SO YOUNG. What do you mean he was a dad at (approximately) 21 and a single parent by 23-25?? And that's the oldest possible estimate, he might have been even younger!

[izharmilgram]

1952, age 17.

[jedi-starbird]

Finding out that Dooku took on his first padawan at 22 is truly mind-bending info to process like what do you mean he was 22. I'M 22. I do not feel in any way qualified to take on a kid!!!! I can barely look after myself!!and Dooku only had a 6 year apprenticeship!! He's basically taking on a kid directly after finishing a high school education.

He became a padawan at 16 in 86BBY and then takes Rael as padawan in 80BBY presumably directly after his knighting!!!! Dooku. What the Fuck.

Did he look at baby Rael and call dibs? Dooku must have snatched him up as soon as he was knighted cause if he waited that means his apprenticeship was FIVE OR LESS YEARS. Yoda spent maximum 6 years with this future sith lord and was like oh yeah he's done cooking, go on, get. Just... oh my god.

[mithrun-house-of-kerensil]

Kabru is so funny to me because he is always SWEATING, he’s so stressed all the time I KNOW his hands are clammy as hell

[artandbrimstone]

soooooo guess who watched 109 finally

haahahaha i have some emotions about it

plus some close ups under the cut bc idk if tumblr is killing the quality or not

[twelve-lover]

[nevospitanniy]

I know we all make fun of how tall Chen Feiyu is, but we don’t make enough fun of the 3 inch rave platforms Luo Yunxi is sporting throughout MR 1.0 arc

[goldensunset]

looking back through my philosophy notes at the end of the semester and finding that i had occasionally written stuff like 'wow this guy is stupid' or 'this guy has clearly never gone outside before'

[finchers-ipad]

About ur Tyler & narrator going to a club post, I picked they’d only go together once because Tyler just wants go out one night and he comes up with going to a club to help Narrator ‘live a little more’ or some shit like that.

But every time Narrator tries to talk to someone or someone tries to talk to him (especially if they are hitting on him) Tyler for someeeee reason 🙄🙄🙄 shows up behind Jack and either is just giving them a warning glare or he puts his arm around narrator, trying to join in on the conversation (and keep a eye on things)

Like could you imagine if Tyler does walk away for a bit to talk to other people and he comes back to some dude sitting and chatting with Jack and is giving him THE certain look….

(Kinda unrelated but I think Tyler has gone to clubs in the past kinda often. He just kinda stops when he meets the narrator tho)

sooo true. this also works in reverse with the narrator death glaring at people who even glance at tyler. a guy would touch tyler shoulder and be like “hey bro mind if i get past?” and the narrator would push his hand off tyler shoulder and immediately suggest they leave the club. tyler just rolls his eyes and starts trying to get the narrator to dance with him, but he would be having none of it.

tyler DEFINITELY went to the club/raves and things like that a lot when he was younger. he definitely has some random ass stories from that time that he brings up about random hook ups etc. the narrator is horrified by these stories but they don’t really shock him.

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

While im on people’s weird perceptions of music history at the turn of the millennium. I love all the ironic anatomy of a fall related comments on the steel drum cover of PIMP.

BUT also the funniest comments to me are the ones like “how did those middle aged people in Europe know the original song?”

Okay first of all it was a world wide hit. Second of all. I invite you to do some math here. The characters are in their forties. The song’s nearly twenty years old. What age would that make the characters when it would have been popular? Also …Wait, what’s that… they wouldn’t have had streaming and so sometimes they would probably be listening to the radio? And that means hearing the songs that are worldwide hits?? 😮😮😮

[sneaky-ramen]

he was only 50 he should have been at the club

[comehellsorhighwater]

accidentally trapped my alt in the halloween dimension so here's some bricriu portraits

[dougielombax]

“How was he?”

“NOT good.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah. Third degree burns all over his body! We’ve put him in stasis.”

“Oh GOD!”

“No!”

“Don’t worry, you got him here just in time. He should make a recovery.”

“He should’ve been at the club!”

Him, in question:

*agonized screaming and on fire*

[glimmersea]

Wyll was seventeen?

[teddybasmanov]

"You should be at the club", well, for starters, I should be in bed.