#he wants smooches ☺️

[auspiciouscat]

boo!!

non-eyestrain version below⬇️⬇️⬇️

[moonstruckme]

for summer bash - have a bonfire - james + opposites attract?? 💐☺️

Thanks for requesting lovely!

James Potter x fem!reader ♡ 392 words

“Oh my god.” James’ laughter enters the room with him. “Are you really still in bed right now?”

You roll over, turning your face into your pillow in answer and in anticipation, and you’re right, because in the next second your boyfriend is whipping open the curtains. Warm sunshine falls across the bed. 

You groan in protest, but James is undeterred. He launches himself onto the mattress, careful not to actually put his weight on you as he turns you over by the shoulders and plants a smooch on your pillow-creased cheek. 

“It’s past eleven, baby” he says, words chiding but voice syrupy sweet. 

You hum, eyes closed even as James smooths his big thumbs over your skin enticingly. “Jus’ means I have an hour until I have to get up.” 

You hear James’ incredulous huff, and a smile tugs at your lips despite your lethargy. 

“Do you want to know what I’ve done today?” he asks you. 

“Mm…saved a kitten from a tree, helped a nursing home cross the street, and cured cancer?” You crack an eyelid, and James is grinning hugely. It’s almost too brilliant to look at. You close your eye again. “You wanna tell me, so tell me.” 

“I went to the gym,” he kisses the tip of your nose, “then made breakfast, went to the store,” he moves to the skin underneath your eye, “did a load of laundry,” his lips come down firmly on your cheek, “and met Remus for coffee. Even Remus is awake, lovie, c’mon.” 

You whine, but James hears the give in it and he grins, squishing your cheeks between his hands. 

“We can go to the park so you can read your book,” he wheedles. “I’ll get you some of that black death you like.” 

You roll your eyes. “It’s coffee, James,” you say, lips pushed out from the way he’s holding your face. “Normal coffee.”

“Disgusting,” he sighs, lovesick. “But sure, some of that.” 

You contemplate his offer. “Could we be indoors?” 

James’ lips tug to one side. “What if we’re outdoors, but I find us a nice shady spot under a tree?” 

“Okay,” you sigh, and he pecks you on the chin, triumphant. “Fifteen minutes, and I’ll get up.” 

James groans dramatically, though he doesn’t seem too reluctant as he lays his head on your chest, settling in. “Fine, but I’m holding you to it.” 

[enden-k]

☺️ from the other blog (sorry if this is messy)—

Ratiotham! Two beautiful, handsome, sass-filled, big-brained scholars! Alhaitham who wants to live peacefully and Ratio who actively looks for problems if left to his own devices. Alhaitham who doesn’t care how other people live their lives and Ratio who pops an aneurysm every time he thinks about idiocy. Alhaitham who keeps to himself and Ratio who can’t shut up about himself. Messy Alhaitham and “has an idle where he angrily wipes his book” Ratio. There’s probably more I can’t think of rn.

I wonder how they would play off of each other’s… eccentricities. What do you think of them as a couple? Personally, I think they should smooch at least once.

late answer, considering i unironically ship them now AJSGDJCNCN..... but yes they def should smooch as often as they want— so ill just draw them smooching ❤️‍🔥

[idv-sunsxin3]

Horropedia // Dating Headcanons

Note// First Reverse: 1999 writing. A bit suggestive in some parts. This is my version of Horropedia, so if you don’t like it,,,, you might as well have to write your own because this is meant for my self-indulgence;; sowwy <//3

// preferably female s/o- gender neutral is also okay since I didn’t exactly mention a specific gender :)

As a strange autistic guy, I just imagine him to be the type of guy who probably have indirectly confessed to you earlier before you can even realize that months after- like you're just laid down on an armchair and you suddenly connected lines on the previous lines you once heard him before-

"Ah, hey! I've been waiting all my life to meet someone like you, so I had to come and say hello."

...he literally just say a simple remark with that smile as he gifted you a spirit catcher pistol- and then left....

Sometimes, you might not understand him. But you eventually asked him out on a date (in a normal way for once-).

"Oh? A date? Great! Let's go get coffee together. " :))

Little do you know, he also plans to have a ghost hunting date after that---

___

Kissing scenes in horror films? Horropedia at first felt a bit skeptical about them, finding that unnecessary... Until he got a crush on you, and then FELL for you - That's when he lowkey wondered in his autism brain... how would a kiss with you feels like?

Oh gosh, so many possibilities;;;

Horropedia would slowly realize the fact that he would unconsciously check his mouth breathing and fix his hair a bit whenever he spots you entering the room. "Who knows when that kiss scene happened cough cough -"/hj

There was a time Horropedia sneakily slipped during those ironically cute kissing scenes in a horror movie.. You may think you would just slip away from the unknown opportunity he would be searching for - But no, you wouldn't even get the peace to resume watching or have time to recover from a jumpscare that happened few minutes ago when there is this silly dork softly nibbling and smooching on your face and neck like that;;;

aaaand now you're making out with him in the middle of the movie ..

It seems there are now more reasons for him to ask you to stay over. ;)

He wants to impress you so bad ever since the moment he heard about you - You just happened to be... ordinary? But at the same time, refreshing... someone who easily connects with almost anyone.

Darn, I think you’re made for him. ☺️ (lol)

At first, he wanted to be the Mr. Mysterious and only introduced himself to you as "Horropedia. "... At some certain point after, he would  bashfully let you call him "Joshua." Just don't get too cocky...-/ih

If you're just as comfortable with dark humor and other kinds of morbid stuff, there is this small scenario where you and Horropedia would roleplay a bit as to help him make up stories involving these morbid antagonists and anti-heroes...- He would be kinda a bit down bad if you say Wednesday Adams stuff technically./hj

He is not sure If he has the right to die or laugh when he gets called "Joshy"... it's cringe, but he finds your silly demeanor very cute and funny.

You happen to be a big listener when it comes to horror movies, horror stories, and horror video games- whatever horropedia rambles at you at 3 am. as if it is a nearly daily basis/ih

He loves sharing hobbies with you, even cherishing the moments when you get to do whatever activities with him that are close to his interests and what he's passionate about...

You can already tell he's not interested in anything else other than that sense of thrill he has for phenomenon or violent drama... but he'll try his best to be flexible when it comes to giving you quality time... Like crafting, cooking, maybe painting?

You might know what he will create in his own hands...- ghost cupcakes, a sculpture of Friday the 13th's killer, Michael Myers mask---

Jumpscares are out of date for him, of course, but then... he still watches those classical horror movies once in a while since they're pretty much fundamental to the art of fear.

Ironically... He does like surprise back touches! Well... As long as it doesn't have to imply his poor posture, back hugs are good to go.

He finds it pleasant to have you sit next to him or on his lap as he plays those Indie horror games(?), "mmmm... Dark deception? World of Horror? Resident Evil? The Last of Us? What about Outlast? What do you think, Babe? :))"

FNAF would be obviously a breeze for him... Bro, imagine him going crazy about fnaf lore, hahahha-

DDLC gave him mixed feelings. He is half glad his baby is not that mad crazy because of that/ih

LITTLE NIGHRMARESSSS- Man, imagine him having these silly moments with how he just concerningly reacts so happily at a kid eating a gnome who just offered a sausage oh gosh-

Watching horror movies with him would be like watching a live commentary channel as you feel a slim hand rubbing your waist throughout the movie.

You might have mixed reactions alongside him when accidentally encountering sex scenes on horror movies...- things might get awkward but he would make sure to close your eyes if you don't like to see that kind of stuff- intercourse is not the option,,,, mass arson it is/ih

I can only imagine Horropedia calling you either your name, Babe, Baby, or  Boo (NOT PUN INTENDED I SWEAR FJNFNF;;) Is usually your name being called normally. Unless he is so so happy,,, or is because he just did something you probably not going to like~ 😇✨️

“Is your name Boo? Because you’re making me scream in delight.” ♥️

Oh boy-

[aae-tuu]

POV: Driving

Ft: G. Satoru & G.Suguru (except I have a favorite) (fluff, crack, gn!reader)

Buckle up for this one (literally. remember, seatbelts save lives)

Gojo Satoru:

Haha

no.

Never let this man get behind that fucking steering wheel

There’s a reason ijichi drives him anywhere and everywhere

It’s cause even he knows that he’d wreck havoc on the road

Once that man puts his hands on the steering wheel

Not even god can save you (he’s abandoned you too)

Either drives with both hands on the steering wheel but he’s leaning forward with a huge grin on his face looking like a gremlin as he turns the steering wheel all the fucking way just to take a tiny turn or he leans back in his seat, one hand on the steering wheel and the other hanging out his open window (still turns the steering wheel all the fucking way just to make a small turn and you all almost flip over)

Uses the keys to only unlock the drivers side, gets in, looks at you locked out, points and laughs, and then unlocks the passenger door

Swerves…a lot

Even when it isn’t necessary

He drives with the confidence of a much more experienced driver

he probably thinks he’s in Fast and Furious

Wants to drive a manual but you don’t even trust him with an automatic so

Tries to do burnouts

Gets bonked by Geto instead

Refuses to listen to any advice you give him

“I’m Gojo Satoru. There’s nothing I can’t do” - Famous last words after you kicked him out of the car and made him walk because last time he said that he crashed the car

Hogs the aux that bitch

Once asked if he could really grab a rope using one of the tires while in the car

This is what happens when you let him drive

(If you can’t watch or the link doesn’t work dw it’s screen recorded and you’ll find it at the bottom)

Don’t ask how he managed to do it

I hope you didn’t eat anything before getting into that car with him

Cause it’s coming right back up

You and geto fight over who gets to sit shotgun

And it’s not

“I want to sit!” “No I do!”

It’s

“You sit!” “No I sat last time!” “Just sit down👹”

Honks at people way too much

Like

He’ll be behind a car and the light is red right

The second

the millisecond

it turns green

He’s honking at the car even if they’re already in the process of going forward

Also check on Geto before he passes out

Geto Suguru:

Only one I’d trust to drive me anywhere

He’s just so…good!

Does that thing where he puts his hand behind your seat to look back and it just ajdosjosks tehehe

Tho

I think he has a lot of suppressed anger that just comes out on the road

Cause there’s dumb drivers (ahemgojoahemhem) that just stress him out

Do not brake check this man please

He will find a way to get past you and do it back in the most petty way possible

Or tailgate him

Do not

It’s for your own good and safety

Sometimes curses under his breath (awooga) at other drivers but never sends a middle finger their way

He’s above that

Actually knows how to swerve smoothly

I think he’d drive a manual

Idk maybe I’m projecting cause I think he’d look hot shifting

(His arms rahsjsoksks)

I imagine him doing that thing where you’re like, “You’re gonna miss the exit!!” and you’re like 3-4 lanes away and he just

Goes for it

And makes it

And he just looks at you with a grin on his face while you’re probably holding on for your life

Will be all cheesy and open the passenger door for you to get in before closing it and walking to his side (if he’s in a good enough mood and he likes you he’ll put the seatbelt on for you too Ugh I wanna smooch him)

You and Gojo literally throw hands to sit shotgun while Geto watches from the drivers seat like

☺️

(He likes the attention)

Also literally has everything in his car??

In the glovebox there’s chargers, tissues, gum, pens, hair clips/ties

Anything you could ever want is there for you to grab, borrow, use whatever

Will let you have the aux (only after being an ass about it to annoy you. he doesn’t actually want it)

If you don’t know how to shift it’s okay

He’ll teach you

Has a small bump on his head from when Gojo turned too hard and he accidentally slammed his head against the part near the window

-

For those who wanted to see the Gojo video:

HAJSOKS

[omkookie]

♡ Suitors ♡ · Silvio, Clavis Nokto and Luke. 🩷

⌈ ⚠️ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⌉ Yandere themes, slightly suggestive, Murder. Fluffy yanderes 16+ ☺️

Silvio

He hates the man from the moment he sees him. How dare he approach you? It was very fucking obvious that you were HIS woman. You were covered in HIS Jewellery, wearing HIS fancy collar. It was clear as day that you were Silvio Ricci's possession.

No one should be approaching you. Especially not that sneaky cunt of a nobleman who has a reputation of being a womanizer. After he sees the nobleman put his hand on your waist, Silvio snaps and is by your side in a split second, his hands grabbing the guy so hard that his rings leave imprints on his skin. He shoves him away from you, and you take Silvio’s hand to immediately calm him down. You just know that Silvio will turn this into a fight if you don’t. Silvio huffs, still very fucking annoyed by the nobleman as nobleman dismisses himself, coming up with an excuse to leave, and apologizing profusely as he does so.

When he leaves, you pull Silvio in for a hug, Telling your sweet boy how happy you are of the progress he’s made, and how he didn’t do something like dumping the man in the sea. Silvio nestles his head into the crook of your neck and listens to you, feeling somewhat content with your praise as you give him your affection.

He’s still beyond jealous. How could a scummy little nobleman touch you? Especially when he knows that you belong to Silvio. HIs mere audacity was enough to land him dead in the sea behind the palace. If it weren’t for you, Silvio would have the man tied and then drowned. It’s only because of your kindness and your ability to deal with his yandere tendencies that he got away… That doesn’t fully mean that he gets off the hook though. Silvio is hateful, Very hateful and possessive. He’ll make sure that the man’s business turns into a living hell. May that be a lesson to the scummy nobleman never touch you again.

Oh, But Silivo’s jealousy will get toned down after you give him some kisses! Just don’t surprise him, and make sure that you give him a warning before you smooch him. You don’t want his face to turn the same color as a tomato’s while there are still other people around.

Or do you?

Clavis

“………”

A very long moment of silence, and cue to Clavis looking at the man with murderous intent. Ooh, what will he do to that man? He’ll dig a pitfall so deep for him, that he can fall in and possibly break a leg. He’ll fill it with poison ivy so that he gets problems with his respiratory system, and–

You notice your lover’s salty frown from across the room, then immediately know what’s up. You dismiss yourself and walk over to Clavis, enveloping your lover in your arms to hold him close. Clavis pouts, but hugs you in return before resting his cheek on your shoulder. “All he did was greet me. Clavis.” You tell him while snuggling against his chest.“

Clavis somewhat calms down, For now… And it’s only because you look so cute when snuggling against him. Still, In his head he schemes what he’ll do with the man late at night, before he returns home to you. He knows who the man is, and he knows how infatuated the man is with you.

That’s why he’ll deal with the matter later.

Now, Is it wrong, or is it right? Taking a person’s life just because they touched something that’s his? Was it immoral to be protective of what you hold dearest to you? Was it okay to stab someone, and then watch as the blood gushes out of them?

Clavis watches the blood seep out of the nobleman’s wound, and although he knows that he should feel guilt he feels nothing. In his eyes, he simply did what was right. The man shouldn’t have touched you. He shouldn’t have tried getting close to you, and it was his own damn fault that he was dead. Clavis kicks his body off of the cliff and watches as it plunges into the depths of a thick fog. The cold night air chills his skin, and the coppery smell of blood still lingers in the air. Letting out a resigned sigh, He decides to finally go back home to you. You’ll surely be waiting for him in bed, and he can’t wait to shower you in his hugs.

He’ll never hold another ball in his territory though.

Nokto

Oh. He’s mad alright.

He hates the man from the bottom of his heart. How could a disgusting insect like him kiss the back of YOUR hand? Nokto appears behind you and makes a show out of pulling you close to him by your waist, and then kissing your neck to show off that you’re his. Jealousy easily bubbles up within him when another man does as little as look at you. You are beautiful. Gorgeous, clad in one of the nicest looking dresses which he picked out for you. Other men getting to look at you was bad enough, But, having the audacity to touch you was foul. His display of affection, of course, makes the guy who kissed you leave awkwardly.

Nokto watches in annoyance as the man leaves, and then he pouts, looking like an annoyed little fox. He takes your arm to lead you toward the rose garden.

“Don’t go seducing other guys besides me now.” He teases you, trying to sound as unaffected as possible while you leave the ballroom together. But of course, you can see right through his facade.

In the garden, his lips are all over your body. His hands roam over your skin, and he sucks and kisses every inch of your chest. He loves you. He loves you so much, Your body, mind and soul. You’re perfect, and he adores you. So, don’t leave him no matter what, and don’t look at any other man. He’ll love you sweetly, and he’ll hold you even closer until his jealousy melts away… His jealousy of course, quickly dissipates when you cup his cheeks and kiss him. Your sweet words of reassurance make his heart melt, and he sighs in bliss as he rests his head onto your shoulder.

You coddle him all evening long, giving him your undivided attention and sweet affection. Needless to say, This wild fox is tamed and cuddly on your lap, absorbing all of the love that he can like a sponge.

Luke

Your protective boyfriend doesn’t leave you alone. That’s why, It comes as a surprise to both of you when a rather audacious man starts hitting on you right in front of him. You chuckle, clearly not fazed by the man’s flirty demeanor, and obviously finding him rather ridiculous. Luke, on the other hand, just watches as you reject his advances and laugh at him. You don’t waste any time entertaining the man, and simply hug your boyfriend closer. He wraps a protective arm around you, and shoots a piercing glare at the man so that he finally leaves.

Once left alone, you go back to munching on your honey’d snacks, and enjoying the theatre’s play. You have a nice day with Luke and forget all about the man from earlier,  

Luke on the other hand hasn’t. He knows that the man who followed you to the theatre was a nobleman who was deeply in love with you, and thinking about how the guy must have been stalking you to get here was insufferable. He decides to take things in his own hands that evening so that the nobleman wouldn’t stalk you again. He waits for the man to appear behind a bar before grabbing him by the collar of his neck and slamming him against the building. Before he knows it, He strangles the nobleman to death– and then looking down at his hands, he feels guilty. 

He let his obsession get the better of him, and allowed his impulsive decision to take control of him.

Luke comes home looking like a kicked puppy and confesses what has happened, expecting you to immediately berate him for what he did… But you don’t. He’s surprised when you sigh in exasperation but still comfort him, and tell him everything will be okay. You snuggle against your gentle giant and pet his head until he feels better, and his heart flutters when you run your fingers through his hair. Even after finding out about something like that, you were still so king. Even though he killed someone, you didn’t look at him like he was a murderer. 

You still looked at him like he was your lover.

Luke hugs you tightly, then he kisses your forehead to thank you for not hating him. <3

@ala-rossi

[frenziedfireworks]

Holle can give dating draco malfoy and harry potter headcanons please 🙏 😊☺️

Dating!

Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter

masterlist

Draco Malfoy : 

He is bad with words but good with gifts! He will buy you anything and everything your heart desires in hopes it shows how much he cares. 

If he wants to truly say something to you he prefers to write letters. It’s easier to get his feelings out if he writes rather than to say it to your face. Of course if it’s something serious he will always talk to you though.

He does enjoy physical touch and PDA to a certain degree. I feel like having you near/having a hand on you calms him down.

Draco is very good at date planning! He knows the best spots to show you a nice view or where to have the most fun. I feel like he spends a lot of his free time on walks to clear his head or get away from others. 

“Dray what’s this?” You question as your boyfriend hands you a box. He just shrugs and motions for you to open it. Your hands fold at the ribbon and you pull at the lid to be met with a bracelet. A gorgeous and expensive one at that. 

“Oh wow.” You murmur and Draco smiles.

“I got it because I have one to match.” He pulls at his robe and shows you an identical piece. Your eyes soften at the sentiment and you lean in to give him a smooch.

“This is wonderful. Thank you so much darling.” You smile and the blonde goes red.

“Yeah.. I’m glad you like it.” He says before helping to clip it onto your wrist. His fingers rub at your skin before he leans in for another kiss. It’s soft and inviting and your hands grip at his pale locks. You both separate to take a breath and you rest your forehead against his.

“Thank you again. This means a lot.”

“Your kisses are repayment enough, my dear.” Draco teases.

Harry Potter : 

Harry is a loving boyfriend! He always invites you anywhere he goes and has an eye out for you.

He would never admit it but he feels like he needs to look out for you. Not in a bad way but he just worries something bad could happen to you.

Definitely gives you some of his quidditch sweaters and jerseys just so he can see you parading his last name around school. It makes him feel extra special and proud.

Will sneak you out to different places with the cloak. He wants to have alone time just with you and make sure you know how much he cares!

He LOVES having you in his lap. Not even in a sexual way, just holding you and knowing you’re there with him makes him so happy!

Your body was folded in the armchair laying against your boyfriend. His book elevated in your lap as he studied and you messed with his hair. It was times like these which you enjoyed. Nobody bothering your boyfriend to do something and allowing you to just enjoy eachothers presence.

“How are you even reading?” You giggle as you push his glasses up, watching as he grinned. It had to be a strain on his eyes whenever he peered over his glasses, as if he was wearing them just for show.

“I could barely see anything but was too lazy to move.” He laughed in response and you rolled your eyes.

“That’s not really studying then!” You chide and the boy shrugs.

“Why would I study when I have such a pretty thing lying across me?” He teases and you feel yourself growing hot.

“Oh shut it.”

[asherloki]

Could I get a Sherlock x reader with the “kiss me properly” prompt? Maybe where Sherlock is teasing reader the entire time by kissing her every way but properly and reader gets really frustrated? Thanks ☺️

The many kisses

Bbc Sherlock

A/n:- I know it was from smut prompt but, look at this, it just gave me such a fluff vibe.

The smut prompt list, and dialogue prompt.

"You're pouting" Sherlock said from behind as I was sitting on his couch. I prefered to sigh in response.

"Wanna talk about it or...." He mumbled from the kitchen, enough for me to hear. This time I turned towards him to answer,

"Since when you started to do the talking?"

He eyed me at this, and continued with his test tubes.

"Since I married you, talkative lady."

Seriously this was his answer? I frowned and got up,

"Don't call me that, feels like I'm a college student again and caught talking from the middle bench." I replied walking in the kitchen.

"That's the stupidest thing you did, if you wanna talk in class why would you sit in the middle or front bench rather than the last row?"

He spoke as if it was the obvious fact, flying his hands in the air with the test tube.

"I'm not 6 feet tall as you that I'll be able to get everything from the last bench"

Honestly, I never denied I didn't like arguing with him over silly things like this.

"But you were talking, not like listening to the lecture either." He argued back, he has to answer everything.

"Because it was boring."

"Then you should've chosen a different subject."

"I love literature."

"You find it boring."

"Yes, buf not all.... Ugh now you're on my nerves." Having two people in a relationship where both are capable of having very little patience is .. exciting, atleast in our case.

"You're arguing." He said, putting off his gloves and lab glasses.

"You asked me to talk."

"Talk not argue and anyway why were you pouting looking outside the window?"

He started cleaning the dining table, since I've moved in with him, he's seen what a mess I myself am so he may have thought 'I better be a little organised, atleast try to'.

"Oh that? It's raining, gloomy weather makes me gloomy too."

"Just that?"

"You want me to have more reasons to be sad?"

"Why do you always make a fuss of little questions?" He seemed annoyed as he said it, but annoyed in a cute way.

"Stop complaining like my mom."

"I admire her, she gives me lots of tips to handle your tantrums."

It's true my mom always on his side but his parents are on mine. It's fun, he even enjoys it, his enjoyment doesn't stay hidden from me.

"Didn't she tell you I crave affection and I don't know how to ask?" I said flying my hands in the air and trying to yell and look serious.

"Don't do that look." He put his things back and walked towards me.

"What look?"

"This, trying to be angry and serious but ultimately looking like a doll."

"Doll?"

"I meant cute, you know you can melt anyone with cuteness."

Can you imagine, this cold detective melting with cuteness?

"Does that mean you wanna kiss me?" Now I have to play being cute. So I asked tilting my head to my left side and looking at him with puppy eyes, I saw him smirking and shaking his head, well I won this one too, or so I thought before he leaned and I went to kiss his lips, what he did is just smooching the tip of my nose.

"That's it?" I couldn't help but ask, I apparently wanted more.

"Yes, cute smooch, or you need another?"

"Another." Again I played my puppy eye trick and he leaned, just to smooch my cheek in a second and that's all.

"Hey" I got real angry this time.

"I did what you asked." He said again with a careless attitude.

"Kiss me properly" I demanded. Yet I knew he would just smooch and run to get his files. But he didn't, he cupped my face and kissed both my cheeks, my forehead and then parting his lips a little he kissed mine. So I kissed him back, and it was a long slow beautiful kiss before we pulled away from it.

"Happy?" He asked softly with a smile on his face, that appears rarely, the purest form of affection reflecting on it for me.

"Yes" I replied in a baby voice leaning so my chin touches his chest and lifting my face to meet his eyes.

He can't help but giggle at this voice of mine, he then wrapped his arms around me and we stood there, embracing us, embracing the moment.

[screampied]

HEY VEGEAS again but i got a virgin Nanami random thought and so i came to rant 🥰(i love all Nanami he such lovely MAN and a i think Nanami told me this 🤭 i scare that im going delu)

Virgin Nanami would be into teasing 😔 like i tell you, Like i know he tried to find anyway for us to rubbed his thighs, hug him so he can feel our breast, or anything to touch him, honestly i bet he be a shy virgin(slightly naughty as well 😏) too like ugh! 😣.i just know when he ask us to helped him release, i just know he grab our hands and drag it along his di$k as he just there whimpering and throwing his head back, a bit eyes 🥺,bitting lips and trying not c&m fast as well telling where to go 😍,and it not his fault he imagined that thought of our hands long before this moment and how it would feel so much better (it is 🤭) OH and ik he tried to talk dirty as well (i just know he learning to get better 😔 and well duh he does) calling us name like “sweetheart, little dove, and baby” while jerking off and ik he be shy when he cum too fast 😖. Flustered

Oh and i agreed that Nanami would tell ever second of how that feel and asking you too.in which ,i feel like when nanami finally get to do it with you😵‍💫 i just know he get a bit teary eyed just from the feel of it☺️ don’t expect him to stop i bet he be saying “w-wait let me try again… i-i want both of us to feel good” or something like that 😌

hope this feed into your Nanami phase 😈 also hope the best 🫶

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please …. YALL ARE FEEDINGME TOFAY OMG

virgin nanami oh im dizzy 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. ur so right he’d def be a shy virgin. very very touch starved but secretly gets off to your ( our ) pleasure. yep he loves touching us everywhere, feeling against our curves, our waist, EVERYWHEREEEE. can’t help it. he’d def cum fast n be embarrassed ab it 🥹🥹🥹 and we have to reassure him it’s okay and it’s totally normal. kinda feel like virgin nanami knows how to FUCK. like he’s not rough but he has a good rhythm yk? not too fast or too slow, loved missionary so he can stare into our eyes while we let him know how good we’re making him feel

he’d for sure call us “sweetheart” or “baby” 😞😞 KENTO JERKING OFF i gotta write this it would just be so yum. im alr feeling smth at imagining how it moans would sound ugh.

THANKYOU😭😭😭😭 yhis is def feeding my nanami phase m giving u the biggest smooch IM GONNA WRITE NANAMI COCK SO HARD RN

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Ella holding baby Narfi for the first time & it is just so cute & she wants to protect him forever

Princess Meets Prince

☆ The Baby Fever AU ☆

Loki x Y/N feat. Ella and Narfi

Summary: It's finally time for Ella to meet her baby brother.

Warnings: none, I'd say... This is pure fluff!

Word Count: 1,3k

a/n: I love this so much. 🥰 Thanks for sending this request in @aagn360 ! Hope you love it, too! ☺️🧡

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Baby Fever Masterlist °☆• Masterlist

Ella wiggled around on the sofa; nervously and full of anticipation - much to Thor's amusement. The God of Thunder couldn't help but to smile, as he watched his niece being so happy. She was so bubbly and antsy, that each cute raven curl on top her head bobbed wildly with every wiggle.

"Uncle Thor, when are they finally here?" The blonde man chuckled, shrugging his muscular shoulders. "I unfortunately don't know, tiny mischief. When I talked to your daddy, he said they just left the hospital." The little girl pouted. "But uncle Thor..." She almost whined, as if the God of Thunder was able to do anything about it. "I want to meet him now." Thor placed his way too big hand on Ella's small shoulder. "I know, Ella, but-" Just before he could finish his sentence, the sound of a key turning in a lock echoed quietly through the rooms. Ella's eyes immediately widened; shining with pure, honest happiness. "They are here! They are here!" She squealed and jumped excitedly down the sofa, before storming out of the living room and down the hallway. Thor just giggled, shaking his head.

Loki stepped through the door - and immediately got greeted by the whirlwind his daughter was. "Daddy! Daddy!" His head snapped up; seeing Ella running as fast as lightning towards him. He smiled, put the bags on the floor and squatted down; ready to catch his little mini-me - what he did, of course. Ella literally jumped into his arms, almost causing Loki to lose his balance. Well, Ella wasn't a toddler anymore and therefore just bigger and heavier. "Hey, princess." He cuddled her; wrapped her up in big daddy bear hug.

"Are you ready to meet your little brother, sweet girl?" Ella nodded quickly; jumping up and down. "Yes, yes, yes!" Loki chuckled softly at his daughter's enthusiasm; tucking a few untamed curls behind her ears. "Alright. Be a good princess and wait on the sofa with uncle Thor, yes? I'll help your mama and then you can meet him, okay?" "Uh.Huh. Okay, daddy." Loki nodded with a smile and smooched her cheek, causing her to giggle.

While Ella hopped back to the living room, Loki went back down on the yard, in order to help you. You were still a bit weak and exhausted from the birth. So, being the caring husband Loki was, he helped you out of the car. "Thanks, Lokes." You took his hand, smiling. "Of course, darling." He pressed a soft kiss on your lips; then reached for the handle of the baby seat, in which tiny Narfi laid, wrapped up in a soft blanket, sleeping tightly. "Let's take you home, little prince, shall we? Your big sister can't wait to meet you."

For the second time opened Loki the door to yours and his apartment; and closing it gently behind the three of you. He put Narfi slowly on the ground again, before helping you out of your jacket - and shoes. The God bend down, got on one knee and untied your shoelaces. "You don't have to do that, babe... I can do it myself." Loki shook his head. "I insist, my queen. You carried our son for months and gave birth mere three days ago, so... Let me take care of you. " Your heart did a somersault at his words and the loving smile he gave you. Tender blue eyes meeting yours. You shook your head, smoothing your hand through his luscious raven curls. "How I got so lucky to have you, I'll never know..." Loki caught your hand and brought it to his lips, breathing a soft kiss on your knuckles. "That is a question I ask myself every day, love." That send your emotions skyrocketing. "Oh gods, Lokes, stop. You're making me cry." The God chuckled and stood up again, cupping your cheeks with both his big hands. But before he was able to kiss you, the voice of your daughter echoed down the hallway again.

"Mommy?" She whisper-yelled, standing in the doorway of the living room, peeking around the corner. Your eyes lowered to meet hers, causing the tears which already gathered in your eyes to fall. You hadn't seen Ella in three, almost four days and had missed the little girl terribly. Just like Ella had missed you. "My baby girl," you almost sobbed, making quick steps over to her and immediately pulled her in a big hug. "Hiii, sweetie. I missed you so much." Ella snuggled against you. "Missed you, too, mommy." You inhaled her scent, buried your head in her hair and peppered her face with kisses. Loki just watched with a smile on his face and the baby seat in his hand. "Do you want to meet your baby brother now?" You asked then, looking at Ella. "Yes, please, mommy." You nodded towards Loki and Narfi. "Go, say hi then." Ella smiled one of the biggest smiles you had ever seen, as she tiptoed excitedly over to her dad and brother. Loki squatted down beside Narfi, waiting for Ella to approach. "Princess, meet your baby brother." The little girl's eyes widened, when she saw her baby brother for the first time - the sibling she had waited for such a long time. "He's blue, daddy!" Clear amazement was swinging in her voice. Loki nodded. "Mhm, just like you when you were born." She sat down in front of the baby seat, eyes glued to Narfi. "Can he shapeshift like me and you?" "I don't know yet, Ella. We'll see." Loki smiled down at his two babies.

"Hi Narfi..." Ella cooed, grinning like a Cheshire cat. "I am your big sister." Narfi was still asleep, though his tiny face contorted, before he sighed and gripped onto Ella's hand. "Aww," the girl giggled. "Can I hold him, daddy?" Loki nodded. "Of course. Let's sit on the sofa for that, huh?" "Okay!" She squealed and jumped back up on her feet, running excitedly back into the living room, past you and her uncle. Loki followed her, just like you and Thor.

"Can I...?" Big, blue eyes travelled from Narfi to Loki and back. "Of course, sweet girl." Carefully, Ella reached out her small hand to touch the even smaller hand of her brother. A little, but audible gasp left the little girl's lips; totally fascinated.

Standing in the doorway of the living room, you and Thor - who had joined the joyful family reunion, watched the sweet scenes unfolding in front of you with broad smiles on your lips.

Ella didn't want to let go of her brother, just cuddling him closer. She didn't even let him go to say goodbye to her uncle... "I love him so much! Thank you, mommy and daddy." She leaned down and placed a sloppy kiss on his tiny cheek. "I promise I am going to protect you forever," she whispered, but not quiet enough for you and Loki to not understand. Yours and Loki's heart melted; threatening to burst with all the love. You could see it in your husband's eyes.

The little girl jumped on the sofa, kicking her feet giddily, while Loki lifted Narfi carefully out of the confines of the baby seat and sat down beside his daughter. "Ready, princess?" "Uh.Huh!" "Okay, so... I'm going to place him on your lap and you need to make sure that you support his head, okay sweetie?" "Okay! And how, daddy?" Loki shifted Narfi, placed him on Ella's lap, "Just put your arm underneath his head." and guided her hand. "Like that?" "Yes, exactly like that. Well done, princess. Look, you're holding your brother!" Ella giggled excitedly, holding Narfi tightly and making sure that he doesn't fall. You and Thor joined them, sitting down on the sofa as well. "You're doing great, Ella," you said, smiling brightly. Seeing your daughter holding her baby brother caused your ovaries to scream. It was a picture to die for.

"He's so cute and soft and cuddly." Ella stated, leaving you, Loki and Thor cackling.

[aclowntiny]

Carnival Dates With Seventeen!

Gender neutral reader! Bro at the slightest provocation I will write one shots for this because going to the carnival??? Way too cute 🥲

S.Coups

♡ ‘So, what do you want to do first?’ A simple question, yet the care with which he asks it & the fondness of his expression as he does have your heart beating a bit faster.

♡ He’s willing to follow your lead all day, but you guys get a good alternation of activities going, following the bustle of your atmosphere well.

♡ Seungcheol tries the test your strength game where you hit the target with the hammer, trying to ring the bell, & of course he does 😌 & looks over at you immediately with a big eager smile like ‘was that cool?’ PLEASE HYPE HIM UP

♡ Your date gets a little interrupted as you guys find a lost little girl wandering tearfully between the cotton candy & churro stands, Seungcheol kneeling down to ask her if she can remember what her mom was wearing. ‘P-purple,’ the little girl, who couldn’t have been more than three or four, sobs. ‘Well that’s easy! I’ll find her soon, I promise.’ You guys tag team, you buying her a small plushie to return her smile & Seungcheol finding a woman in a purple dress who happily runs to her daughter, thanking you profusely. Afterward, your boyfriend begins to apologize for the interruption, but quickly stops when he sees your shining eyes. ‘Don’t be.’ ‘We make a pretty good team, don’t we?’

♡ The whole encounter leaves him feeling extra soft & affectionate, wanting to spend some time just strolling under the lights holding your arm & pulling you closer until his head is practically resting over yours. You feel him place a kiss to the crown of your head, smiling & turning upward for a second one ☺️

Jeonghan

♡ All the games the carnival has to offer turn immediately into a betting ground for Jeonghan, who leans up close to you, batting his eyelashes & saying if you beat him he’ll give you a kiss 👀

♡ You lose, naturally, but he gives you a kiss anyway for your good efforts. Pinches your cheeks as he gives you the prizes he’s won 😊

♡ 'We have to go on the bumper cars, (y/n)!' You take him up on the challenge, leaving a bunch of other patrons confused as they casually putter through the rink why there's two people driving as fast as humanly possible, very aggressively turning & bumping only into each other. Eh, they're laughing though, everyone thinks, so they just let you have your fun.

♡ Oh, boy, do NOT say anything at the accessory & knickknack stalls is cute unless you want Jeonghan to try buying it for you. You have a generous boyfriend ok???

♡ All the running around makes him tired though...if only there was a ride that you could sit on for a long time & relax.... Jeonghan keeps trying to get you to slow down, selling the idea more & more until you realize... he's trying to get you to suggest going on the Tunnel of Love ride because he wants to hear you say it. Finally you relent, rolling your eyes as he immediately teases you about how you must really be in love with him then. You may agree or tease him back, but either way it's too late, you've got a giddy Jeonghan on your hands. Plus he's right, like who doesn't want to sit & smooch in some air conditioning after a long crowded day??? 👀

Joshua

♡ Before the two of y’all go anyyyyywheeeerrrrree, Joshua is making sure you have sunscreen on. Nothing is happening to you on his watch, not even a little sunburn!

♡ Anything you might need gets thrown in his bag in fact; it’s so adorable you can’t even bring yourself to tease him for bringing a bag just to a carnival day.

♡ Once you’re situated, though, that’s when Josh can let his crazy side out a little 😌 he’s taking you on a roller coaster just so you guys can yell funny stuff at the top of the hill & practically giving you a heart attack sneaking up behind you in the hall of mirrors. But he makes up for it by falling into you & turning the scare into a back hug!

♡ Joshua is the type to want to experience it all with you, not a single stone unturned. You guys will manage to cram in every ride, but it won’t feel overwhelming because he’s efficient about it 😌

♡ You guys end the night in the Tunnel of Love where he takes your hand & asks if he can kiss you 🥰

Jun

♡ He gets so excited, taking your hand & interlocking your fingers before running through all the stands & rides 🥺

♡ ‘Let’s get ice cream!’ ‘Maybe we should get the tilt-a-whirl out of the way first?’ ‘Good point. Let’s go on the tilt-a-whirl.’ *Jun proceeds to slightly regret going on the tilt-a-whirl*

♡ You jokingly put an ear headband from one of the accessory stalls on his head, but he wears it proudly, doing a matching pose that you think is so cute you end up taking a ton of selfies together. Jun ends up buying them & wearing them with you for the rest of the day! Every time he looks over at you on a ride with a big wide sunshiney grin on your face, he can't help but boop your nose!

♡ Ok, rides over, ice cream time! The person making the sundaes can't help but laugh as Jun excitedly adds more & more to your shared treat with wide, childlike eyes.

♡ Any excuse to be corny, Jun takes it. 'You've got some chocolate syrup there.' 'Where?' *smooch* right there 😏

Hoshi

♡ Fair warning: he is going to want to drag you onto every huge roller coaster, so hope you like those rides or are willing to wait for him on them 🎢

♡ He also becomes DEAD SET on winning you a plushie, but not just any plushie, a tiger one of course 😌 before he gives it to you, he holds it up to face him & gives it a stern talking to about how it should protect you…but also not steal all your cuddles because those are his 😤🥺

♡ There’s a live band going by the food area, so once you’re done with your meal he takes your hand, leading you onto a patch of open grass to dance. He spins you so fast, you joke that you don’t need to go on the teacups anymore!

♡ Y’all two goofballs joke about doing the Lady & the Tramp scene with a churro, but then of course you actually try it. You can’t even get halfway through because you’re laughing too hard, just splitting the churro like normal people.

♡ Besides, he wanted to save the kiss for the top of the roller coaster anyway >:( that way it’s nice & dramatic at that highest-hill pause, you guys feeling up with the clouds & a bunch of tension you need to release. It’s so worth your priceless expression of shock & the way your smile widens into a shout of laughter, your hand reaching to squeeze Soonyoung’s as you make the next tight turn.

Wonwoo

♡ Wonwoo manages to put a unique twist on such a timeless classic of an experience, spreading out a blanket in between some of the grody plastic tables in the eating area so you guys can sit on the grass instead, all your little dishes of street food suddenly becoming a picnic.

♡ There’s a stall where you can paint a little keepsake sign, so you guys stop there to have something you made together as a memento for the day ☺️

♡ You did a combo of both of your favorite colors, unaware but pleasantly surprised how complimentary they are. ‘One last thing, don’t forget,’ Wonwoo tells you. ‘What’s that?’ ‘The date, so we’ll never forget when this was.’ Simple words, but they tug in your heart nonetheless.

♡ I hope you weren’t expecting Wonwoo to let you win any carnival games…he does not 😔 he can’t help himself being good at games & watching you pout when you lose is just too cute. Somehow, you can’t stay mad at his mischievous little smile. Maybe you aren’t the only adorable one in the relationship!

♡ The only time you get to win a game is when you distract him with a kiss & Wonwoo.exe stops working 😌😌😌

Woozi

♡ There's just something magical about Jihoon that makes even the noise, lights, & bustle of a busy carnival draped in every color of the rainbow feel intimate.

♡ Maybe it's the way he tries to ignore the crowds, looking almost pointedly at you & only you. Maybe it's the way he prepares your funnel cake for you exactly how you like it, pouring your drink for you as if it were wine at a fancy restaurant.

♡ He even lets you bring him onto the merry-go-round, just shaking his head with exasperation at the things he gets into because of you. Besides, he gets to take some cute pictures of you smiling back at him & reaching for his hand 🥰

♡ Y’all have tons of fun on the teacups, your boyfriend receiving relentless teasing about how strong he is when he turns the wheel so fast. He gets so flustered your spinning slows down & you have to pick up some slack 🥺

♡ At the end of the night, you guys take a series of selfies under a light up sign shaped like a heart, one where Jihoon has his arm around you, one where your hands are making a heart, & one where you pull him in for a surprise kiss, pleased smile just starting to form on his face 😉

DK

♡ He will go on ANY ride you really want to, but warning: may squeeze your hand super duper tight & scream a lot.

♡ 'Should we get our faces painted?' 'Do you want to risk what would happen with a stage if you can't rinse it off?' 'Alright, that's actually a great point. You're so smart 🥺'

♡ Suddenly Seokmin gasps, all but startling you as he yanks you forward towards some stall or another. '(y/n), look!' WIN A GOLDFISH, the big sign reads. 'You want one?' You giggle. 'Yes, look at the little black one, he's so cute!' What can you say, your boyfriend's joy is infectious.

♡ He makes the most hilarious overly serious expression before a simple ring toss that that alone has you in stitches, but he's actually a great shot; his second throw is perfect, winning him the fish of his dreams. 'What should we name him?' 'Lee Seokmin The Second.' 'Do we look alike?' *holds up bag to his head & does fish lips*

♡ Logistics of a goldfish joining your date were not considered, thus Seokmin Junior requires a bit of juggling, getting set down on tables numerous times when your boyfriend decides it's time for an impromptu carnival music dance or to gently place a headband he found on you to see how cute it looks. He actually apologizes out loud to the fish before setting him down to cup your face & kiss you, leaving you smiling into it.

Mingyu

♡ Insists on trying the test your strength game part 2. Slams the hammer so quickly you have to jump back, chuckling at your giant puppy of a boyfriend's eagerness.

♡ The bell rings, of course, earning Mingyu his pick of a whole slew of plushies. He chooses the one that's your favorite color with a grin.

♡ After that the pair of you try an assortment of the finger foods from a few different stalls, Mingyu feeding you from his own dish. As he watches your eyes turn upward in pleasure at the amazing taste, he vows to find the recipe for all your favorite things & make them for you at home!

♡ Please don't try to make him go on all the scary rides :(((( just no loop-de-loops or drop towers ok? In fact, just enjoy the comedy of all his reactions to simply watching other people get sent down the drop tower.

♡ But it's ok, he decides to try out the swing ride, which is a little nerve-wracking with the heights, but not too bad when he gets to reach across & hold your hand. Benefits of being tall 😌 the moment you get off the ride he pretends like he thought he wasn't going to see you again so he can put on a whole dramatic act & kiss you like a movie hero hehe

The8

♡ You guys beeline for the caricature stand because what better way to remember the day by? 😌 the artist is really nice & respectful too, not one of the ones that makes an insulting ‘joke’ picture, just a cute cartoon of you & Minghao!

♡ Passing by some of the games, you see one of those semi-creepy mannequin fortune teller guys seated in his little glass prison. ‘He’s kind of scary, isn’t he?’ Minghao comments. ‘Yeah,’ you agree, shudder melting into a grin, ‘let’s try it!’ ‘I don’t believe it’s accurate or anything.’ ‘Neither do I, but just for fun!’

♡ 'True love eternal will find its way to you soon.'

The paper spat out by the box reads. 'You know what?' The corners of your mouth turn upward as Minghao takes the paper from your hand, fingers brushing yours with every bit of electricity as the first time. 'I think I do believe it.'

♡ Next stop: the hall of mirrors! You go in fully expecting to just laugh at how silly & distorted you & Minghao look, but your boyfriend utilizes the blur to take some actually legitimately cool pictures, too, like the artist he is 🤩

♡ The picture he takes in a spot that casts endless repeated reflections is his favorite, the frame filled with the image of him & the person he loves most joined in a kiss reminding him of the way you occupy his mind.

Seungkwan

♡ He makes friends with a baby the lady in front of you in line is holding, playing with him the entire time you two are waiting for the spinning cups. He’s actually lowkey sad when they get separated 🥺

♡ You guys laugh your heads off on the teacup ride though, you insisting on spinning it as fast as humanly possible as he tries to keep up, totally contrasting the way he shouts warnings to stop.

♡ As you stroll through the show of lights & colors, Seungkwan glances down shyly; you notice, the smile you give him encouraging enough for him to muster his courage & take your hand, fingers intertwining perfectly with yours.

♡ He keeps putting off going in the ferris wheel until suddenly the stars are out & it’s all he wants to do. He was saving it for one special moment, something he’s always dreamed of doing.

♡ You lean closer into him, for though the night’s not so cold, as you reach the top the breeze chills slightly. Stealing a glance reveals a look of soft, joyous admiration on Seungkwan’s face, & you matching it is all it takes for him to close the gap between you two, his lips meeting yours as you reach the highest point, closest to the stars.

Vernon

♡ ‘How’d they manage to deep-fry those?’ ‘I don’t know, but I dare you to try one.’ ‘Only if you do!’ ‘You’re on.’

♡ You guys load up on way too much carnival food to do any roller coasters right away, so instead you decide to chill for a while in the petting zoo. Sure, you & Vernon are the only adults beside one dad, but you don't care. All that matters is petting an alpaca, which you get to do 😌

♡ Spending time there also grants you the opportunity to get the most adorable pictures of your boyfriend ranging from him surrounded & almost getting knocked over by a slew of baby goats that realized he had food or one of him holding a sweet fluffy little white lamb 🥺

♡ Y’all also go in the haunted house, AKA the perfect place to see Vernon’s hilarious reactions to the jumpscares. Beyond that, he’s actually pretty calm, so you guys sort of just end up admiring what they’ve done with the place DHCGXVSGXDHSRDVY

♡ Once you finally do go on a roller coaster, his hair gets all messed up from the wind & you tease him about it, but reach your hands up to fix it. He just looks at you with heart eyes until you’re done, your hands slowly dropping until he catches them. When you look up, that’s when he leans in to connect your lips.

Dino

♡ Wants to play allllll of the games! So of course you guys have some loving competition 😌 the bet is that whoever wins more games gets to direct the rest of the evening, so if there's anything that seems scary, well there's some incentive!

♡ Oh? What's that? Scary you say??? That's right, Chan challenges you to a walkthrough of the haunted house too. No bets, just to see who gets more scared. At least that's what he claims, but what he really wants is to 'protect' you & have an excuse to hold you.

♡ So even if you don't seem all that scared, he's draping an arm around your shoulders going 'You're so frightened, aren't you? Don't worry 😏' shhhh just let him have this.

♡ He didn't let you win any of the games anyway, nope, so he gets to control what you do! This advantage is used to force you to let him spoil you 😈 for example, when your feet start hurting he insists on carrying you. 'Nope, no buts, I'm the winner remember 😌'

♡ As you guys leave, you still clinging onto Chan, hands around his neck, he stops, pulling you into a nice little corner where the lights still barely reach, illuminating the lines of your boyfriend's face as he turns you around in his hold. Fireworks go off- literally- as you kiss, the carnival launching off bursts of color into the sky right as your lips meet.

[aphetaliamessages]

How to seduce a Prussian according to a Canadian

• feed him pancakes every time he sees you

That way he'll remember you every time he eats pancakes

• wear maple scented perfume

Prussians and Canadians share a strong love for pancakes. You will smell like a pancake and he will want to smooch you

• wear warm clothes for optimal snuggling

If you look snuggly, he'll want to sit extra close during movie night

• speak extra soft and cute around him

Maybe whisper suggestive things so only he can hear

• pretend you don't know what those suggestive things mean

"I've heard a lot about those really large German sausages. I've always wanted to try one"

• bend over often

Prussians are incredibly horny creatures. He will stare

• surprise him

Dress extremely modestly and be very cuddly. Then, one day, suddenly wear the sluttiest outfit you own and be just as physically affectionate, like nothing changed. He'll go crazy ☺️

How to seduce a Canadian according to a Prussian

• speak German

Sometimes you can see the Canadian's whole body shiver or the hairs on the back of his neck stand up

• spend quality time

The Canadian is really self-conscious, so make sure to give him genuine compliments and lotssss of attention. Make him feel like the most special person in the world. Because he is, duh

• show him a picture album of your pets

Oh what's this? Hot pictures of you? How did those get there?

• talk about your red eyes a lot so that he looks at them often

"Oh haha, sorry! Didn't see you there. It's these dumb piercing, bright red eyes of mine—my vision's not too great"

• tell him he has a nice ass

But indirectly 👀

• give him cute pet names as soon as you meet him

Why wait until you're already dating? You'll be too used to his normal name. Big brain

• serenade him with your flute-playing skills

"Here's my flute medley of all the Marukaite Chikyuus"

[roxnpens]

Fall writing challenge

This is the first piece for a little writing challenge I make with some authors friends. I’m going to post these a little irregularly, but there are going to be some seasonal fics ☺️🥰.

Thanks go out to @silcoitus, @beardedladyqueen, @fantadym for beta reading and giving me tips. You’re the best 😘🥹 *smooches*

[Silco x OC] [Silco x female character] [fall season in the Undercity] [fluffy Silco]

TW: [Seasonal depression] [loneliness]

“When you’re near me…” - One shot

Fall is always a gloomy time in the Undercity. The suntime in Piltover is short and barely even reaches the depth of the Undercity.

This time of year does something with Silco. It makes him grumpy, quick to anger and over all distracted. In some years, a seasonal depression hits him during this time and the already gloomy atmosphere around him becomes an even darker shadow over him.

Even Jinx notices the pain in his eyes, but knows she can’t do anything to help him or better his mood.

He barely sleeps on those nights, always turning and tossing from side to side - reliving the dreadful day that Vander disfigured his face and changed his life forever.

But there is hope in this darkness.

You.

You have been with him since he was a young man in the rebellion. You cared for him when he came home - soaked in blood and toxic river water. You gave him a home in your heart when he had nothing.

He was not a man of many words that time, but your presence soothed his heart and soul… back then… and still to this day. During his seasonal depression, he needed you near him to actually get to sleep peacefully and sometimes, when the door to his office is locked shut, he needed your affection and affirmations during the daytime. Sometimes, you had wild sex and others, you just quietly sat in his lap with his arms around you and his head resting on your scalp.

But now… now you’re gone… for a while now. Away from him in order to do important contracts for him in Piltover.

Everyday you’re not with him is like physical torture for him. He needs you in these times more than anything…

Lost in the dark abyss of his own great mind, he sits at his desk bent over papers in an attempt to find a way to get back to work and into a rhythm.

Suddenly, there's a commotion outside his office door and just a moment later Jinx bursts in - her whole face is a firework of emotions. “MOMMY’S BACK!!!! MOMMY'S BACK!!”

Then, a little female chuckle as his beautiful woman ascends the stairs to his office. His face lights up a bit and he rises from his chair to meet her halfway.

________

You immediately notice the dark circles on your longtime boyfriend's face and you know what pain he is in.

His arms wind around you - pressing your body against his and nuzzling his head against your neck. A relieved hum leaves his chest.

One of your hands crawls into his hair, massaging his scalp, while your other strokes his back up and down.

“It’s one of those years, huh…” you note and he nods in your embrace.

“This time without you… it was painful. I’m very glad you’re back - within my reach,” he says and you can feel how his body slowly slouches against you - the insomnia of the past two weeks catching up with him.

“Then get on the couch, dearest. I'll be back very soon. I’ll get something to get your mood steady." You start walking out the door. Your head is already buzzing with the things you want to prepare for Silco and Jinx when you feel a desperate grip on your arm.

“Don’t go again…” Silco's voice is gentle but firm in your ear. You feel the hurt in his voice and it breaks you.

Your other hand wanders over his and presses it softly. Your mind is racing now on what best to do. You know he hasn’t eaten in the days you were away, so you need to feed him somehow. Then you get the idea:

“Then come with me…” you smile over your shoulder “… I bet you and Jinx are starving - so let’s prepare ourselves some yummy food.”

You take Silco's hand and he follows you willingly into your personal kitchen. You let go off his hand and walk over to the fridge, eagerly searching your mind for a suitable recipe and the fridge for the ingredients. Out of the corner of your eye, you see Silco standing in the place you left him as he looks absently at the floor. You take all the ingredients out and unfortunately overload your arms.

“Could you… would you mind helping me, dearest?” you say in an attempt to get his attention.

He immediately looks up and sprints to you , getting most of the things off you and onto the table in the middle of the kitchen.

Once everything is on the table, you pull him close into a kiss, your arms winding around his neck. Both of you indulge in this kiss for a rather long time.

When both of you couldn’t breathe anymore, you keep your arms crossed around his neck and lean your head to him.

“Come on now, let’s get my two favorite Halloween monsters fed. I thought of pumpkin cream soup and some jack-o-lantern muffins - to fit the seasonal food schedule. Is that fine for you?” You smile and he spins you around till your back is bent over the table.

“Oh I’d love that - need a hand, my little bat?” He finally has his signature smile back.

“Oh - love to, my dear vampire.”

“Then maybe I suck you dry after this cooking session and after dinner…”

“Woe me… I might need to take my time with dinner then to make it extra tasty.”

“Like you could create something that’s not tasty.”

And so you start preparing the meal for all three of you with Silco's help. Together, you cut the vegetables into small pieces. Midway, Silco gets rid of his vest and rolls up his sleeves. When his hands are not occupied cutting or stirring - they are constantly on you instead. His lips would graze your neck and he’d make little hums of pleasure.

This continues until the meal is prepared. You call for Jinx and the three of you have a great dinner together. The little Jinx enjoys the Jack-O-Lantern muffins the most, making cheerful noises when she finishes one and asks for the next.

Silco enjoys the soup most, together with a nice glass of whiskey.

After that, Jinx storms off again to work on a new invention, which leaves the cleaning to Silco and you.

“It was lovely, dearest. Your cooking never disappoints,” Silco states while drying the last bowls.

You smile, satisfied with his answer.

“Feeling better now?”

“The only thing that would round this lovely evening up, would be you and me and the comfort of our bed, behind closed doors...” his hands are on your hips again and he nibbles on your neck.

“… after all I promised to suck you dry.”

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[em-prentiss]

you know whenever i imagine a hotchniss child, i always picture this incredibly curious and stubborn kid who, when asked what cake she wants for her birthday, "something that tastes like purple"

cue hotch and emily running around going crazy wondering where to find a cake that tastes like purple, and penelope saving them because of course she knows where to get a birthday cake that tastes like purple

A hotchniss child would be nothing but endlessly stubborn, look at their parents😭 it’d drive Aaron and Emily up the wall and each of them would be like, “they got this from you, you know,” and the other would be like ??? have you seen yourself lol it’d be an endless cycle.

Anywayyy hotchniss baby would be so adamant about it too! Emily would ask if she wants a purple cake and she’d be like no I want a cake that tastes like purple (duh). And she never elaborates on that too, just “something like the color of my room”. Not even Jack knows what she means, when Aaron and Emily try to ask for his help he’s like idk man but I’m excited to eat a cake that tastes like purple ☺️

What makes it worse is that when they ask what else she wants for her birthday she says nothing :D just want my cake! so the whole birthday is hanging on that stupid cake (Aaron is a second away from getting on his knees and begging her to please pick an actual cake flavor but he doesn’t want to disappoint her so it becomes his life’s mission to find a cake that tastes like purple). They try multiple cake stores—and get a fair mix of sympathetic looks and baffled “excuse me’s”—but to no avail.

One day they come into the bau looking absolutely exhausted and Morgan goes…fun night? 👀 and Emily’s like no we’ve been up all night trying to figure out wtf she means by a cake that tastes like purple. Cue Penelope lighting up and saying, “I know exactly the place!!! There’s this bakery I always buy from, it has the best cakes” — she doesn’t even get to finish before Emily gives her a giant smooch on the cheek.

Aaron gives her a week long vacation (in spirit) and then baby hotchniss finally gets the cake that tastes like purple <3

[beyondtheglowingstars]

Hello! I have a writing request for you!

May I please request a Sky x Female! Reader NSFW? Where he is a sap for reader and how the two of them sought a heartwarming love even in the chaos of the situation they are in? Kinda like no matter the circumstances, as long as they have each other, they can get through anything.🤗☺️

Have a great day/night and stay safe & healthy!

Thank you very much, kind anon! This request was fun, hope it's good and that you enjoy it. Have a nice day/night as well ;)

My Goddess

Pairing: Sky x Fem reader Word count: 1.9k WARNING(S): NSFW MINORS DNI!! | Established relationship, plenty of praise from Sky and penetrative sex General info: By all means, he should be getting more rest since he was clearly exhausted, but he won't listen. He wants you and you're the only one with enough power to get him to listen.

A grunt startled you wide awake from your half-asleep state, washing off any tiredness you felt with an involuntary jump. Your vision fixated on Sky’s form on the bed in front of you; several sleepy sounds coming from him as he rubbed his face to get rid of the remaining fatigue, finally opening his eyes to the world. The grin on your face unavoidable as you abandoned the chair you were sitting on to plop down next to your partner.

Sky is quick to lock eyes with you, mirroring the big smile on your face, or as big as his current drowsy self would allow him.

“My love!” Link extended the last word in a singsong-like husky tone, intertwining his fingers with yours.

He gradually straightened his posture until he came to a sitting position next to you, an arm was wrapped behind your waist and he brought you closer to him, burying his face in your neck while humming tunes you vaguely recognized; a little out of tune from having woken up so recently.

“Are you feeling any better?” You ask him, patting his back and relaxing into the contact.

“I can only feel good when I’m with you.” Ever the romantic one, he shifts around to smooch your cheek, making you giggle and him joining you afterwards.

“That’s not what I meant, does anything hurt?" You rephrased the question.

“No. Did something happen?” The hero’s face painted with a puzzled look.

“You fell into a deep sleep on the ground right after the last battle. Twilight hauled you back to the inn and had Hyrule check up on you. The Traveler said you only had minor injuries and healed them right away, but I wanted to make sure you really are in good condition.” You explained, biting back a snort when you recalled the Rancher bringing back the sleepyhead that was your boyfriend on his back like a sack of potatoes.

Sky reacted with a mildly surprised ‘Oh.’ after listening to you, getting lost in thought with an expression you couldn’t put your finger on.

"Don't worry, it wasn't a concussion." You reassured him with a soft expression, continuing.

“You should get more sleep. If you were tired enough to fall asleep like that, then you need more rest. It's night time, anyway.” You ran your hand over your boyfriend’s soft, golden locks.

He nuzzled his face into your neck again, this time kissing the underside of your jaw while voicing a whine.

“But I want to be with you, sleep can wait.” His eyes looked impossibly big in that moment, matching the look of a sad puppy.

"We can cuddle as much as you want when you get your energy back." You pat his head in a playful manner.

“But I’ll miss you even more if I do that.” He wasn't quite done begging yet.

"Please, or else I'll have dreams about you."

His voice close to a whisper, Link carefully cupped your face and made you look at him so he could press his lips against yours in a long kiss that you accepted. He never failed to make the butterflies in your stomach flutter about with his romantic gestures and today was no exception, making your cheeks get tinted with red.

Your mouths disconnect and the deep blue of his eyes tells you about tenderness, eternal love and a type of yearning that only you could remedy. You knew that look all too well by now.

“I won’t force you to sleep if you don’t want to, but I know you need the rest. So I’ll just have to tire you out.” An inevitable smirk became present on your features, Sky blushed at the implication, even though excitement bubbled inside of him.

“I don’t think I’d mind that.” He was more than overjoyed, dipping his head to share another kiss with you.

The difference was that this time he had let go of whatever was holding his desire in place, and communicated all his wants through that kiss. Your tongues danced around each other, not shy of what they were seeking. You eventually end up above Link, his straightened legs trapped between yours; taking advantage of the position, you strengthen the kiss.

Your mouths separate with pants to make up for the lost air; words weren’t necessary between the both of you sometimes, sharing the same idea and beginning to undress in that moment. After enough maneuvers to get your clothes off, you assumed the same positions from earlier, taking a moment to contemplate each other with adoration. Sky firmly rested his hands on your hips, his scarlet-dyed face displaying an elated grin, his heart beating loudly into his ears from anticipation.

Placing a quick peck to your boyfriend’s nose, causing him to let out a giggle, but his avid watching returned when he felt you take his hardened cock with your hand. Holding his member upright from the base, you begin to lower your hips and rub your wet core against his shaft. Sky bit his lip from excitement as his sharp gaze watched every second of movement, you let out a sigh once the motion was complete in contrast to his hum of satisfaction. You drag your hips back up to their previous height while making sure to keep the thick dick on your hand pressed to you.

You repeat your recent movements several times before lining your partner’s cock to your entrance, the fingers on your hips softly squeeze your flesh. Both of you so highly aroused that you didn’t waste another second and began to slowly bury Link’s cock inside you. You’re forced to stop at his thickest point to adjust to his size.

“You’re so beautiful.” His words as sweet as honey, smile even brighter than before and getting a chuckle out of you.

With enough time given you eventually got past the meatiest part; without any other inconveniences you make your descent and take him all the way in, the hero sharply inhales. You brace yourself and lift your hips slowly, getting a few centimeters of the length out of you before lowering yourself again, repeating the process until you built a steady pace.

Sky sung praises at you, coming up with some of the sweetest nicknames you had ever heard.

“Have I ever told you how much you mean to me?” He takes one of your hands in his, the ocean blue of his eyes staring at you as if they reflected sparkles.

“You have, plenty of times.” And you weren’t lying; but regardless of how many times he’s confessed his undying love to you, it always made you feel a comforting warmth from your very inside.

“I can’t help it, I must remind you because you deserve it.” He rubbed the back of your hand with his thumb.

You reinforced the movement of your hips with a little more strength behind it, both of you voicing similar sounds of pleasure. Link gently rocked his pelvis against yours, his cock reached deeper inside. The sound of skin hitting skin reverberated inside the room. A slight frown of concentration on his face as he focused on pushing into you when you came down, sweat began to form on his brow.

“You’re my Goddess, you give me the strength I need to get through everything.” He placed a kiss on the knuckles of the hand he was holding.

Link didn’t give you the time to reply as his thrusts picked up speed. His girthy penis filled you so nicely and hit all the way inside you, as if the constant rubbing on your walls wasn’t enough yet, Sky began rubbing your clit with his thumb. The warmth of his digit was a pleasant feeling compared to what it felt like to be out in the open. All the stimulation lit a flame in your nethers that only got warmer the more time passed, he had mastered his technique for sure; every time you would drop down his finger pressed against you entirely, and he made sure to rub in just the perfect way to take advantage of your bouncing.

The speed of your pace incremented slightly, you encouraged Sky to give you more, as much as he could with your many words of approval. He was living for the attention you were giving him, he loved to get praises from you, it always had a potent effect on him. He felt the cloud of lust in his mind thicken, his cock throbbed with anticipation and his racing heart rate forced him to pant to recover any lost air.

“Let me treat you like the Goddess you are.” He shifted the angle at which his dick met your core, and that seemed to have done the trick more than well.

The strengthened shocks of electricity ran through your body, your pussy clenched every time you felt a wave of pleasure hit you and it made your boyfriend groan every time it happened. Sky took advantage of the liquids that coated your lower bodies, getting his finger slick and using it to smoothly rub on your clit faster than before. His cock throbbed more frequently and his expression was delightfully lewd, a telltale sign he wouldn’t last too long from that point as if his abundant sounds hadn’t gotten the same message across.

All the sensations suddenly became too much, and your orgasm hit you harder than you could have expected. It sent strong shock after shock that culminated at your most sensitive spots; your toes curled, you seized all motions from the intensity of it all and your grip on Link’s hand tightened, he squeezed back. His thrusting stopped as to not overwhelm you, but the divine image of you above him along with your clamping on his dick was enough to send him over the edge. After spilling his seed inside you, he also needed some time to catch his breath.

You recovered before him, getting out of the stickiness that had formed between your bodies to sit next to your partner. His eyes half-closed and his breathing a soft pattern, he had moved himself to rest his head on a pillow.

“I love you so much.” He brought your knuckles to his lips again to kiss them, voice back to the one he had earlier when he had just woken up.

Knowing him, that meant he’d be off to catch some Zs soon.

“I love you too.” You replied, making yourself as comfortable as you could and laying your body on the mattress.

Link’s eyes were evidently heavy with sleep, but he managed to push through it to smile at you as bright as he always did. He spoke sweet nothings to you until his words progressively slurred and subsequently, turned into mumbles that only he knew what they meant. His eyes closed with serenity, and you saw his body let go of all tension.

Seeing him so happy and at peace brought you such indescribable joy that you couldn’t quite put into words; everything felt right in that moment, it felt like home, and it made you forget that you and the others had been fighting for your lives nearly every day for who even knows how long now. You took hold of the long forgotten blanket, slipping it over both of you and draping an arm over Sky. You nuzzled as best as you could against his sleeping form, and it didn’t take long for you to fall into peaceful slumber as well.

[chaotic-saturne]

Just watched good omens season 2 so here are our thoughts :

SO OBVIOUSLY BIG SEASON 2 GOOD OMENS SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!!

- don't like the Aziraphale slander, let characters be ✨flawed✨ and not perfect little beans

- not really fond of the fan theory that Metatron did put smth in Aziraphale's drinking cuz it would miss on the whole Aziraphale' struggle with his morality and basically religious trauma, AND the fact that Metatron clearly pushed him into it, Aziraphale has lots of issues with the statue quo and authority figures, so Metatron clearly coming in right after Crowley left (I'd think he likely saw them kissed, or at least see Aziraphale emotionally distressed) so Aziraphale has no time to think, Aziraphale clearly hesitates but Metatron pushes and pushes again

- love (tho emotionally destroyed us as well) the scene in which Aziraphale is waiting for Crowley to bring him to hell because he lied, as if lying is worse than killing CHILDREN because it's god' ineffable plan, this whole scene really shows the lack of understanding of humankind from angels and God AND how authoritarian god actually is, which is why when Crowley says in the last episode they're toxic, it really hits on point, how cult-ish it almost looks and how it destroys your own morality, how Crowley who is a demon is supposed to be bad but is doing good things and angels are supposed to be good and do constantly bad things, and how Crowley is "bad" only cuz he asked questions (it also makes us wonder, are all demons stereotypes bad or are some shut down/pressured into acting bad? Like the angels can be shut down/pressured into not thinking too much?)

- was destroyed by the fact that Crowley opened up to Aziraphale on his feelings to end up being emotionally so fucking hurt to the point of putting his GLASSES ON WHICH HE NEVER DOES BEFORE INSIDE AZIRAPHALE'S BOOKSHOP

- love the lesbians, so glad Nina was able to break up and so glad they opened up with Crowley on how THEY also play with human lives as if it's funny and/or entertaining and not considering humans' relations and feelings which is in fact a replica of their own relationship to each other (also as a way to not emotionally open up to the other)

- the way God is treated in the show really keeps reminding us of the way God is shown in Angels before Man by Rafael Nicolás (really recommend ! especially if you're a queer with religious trauma)

- happy for Belzebub and Gabriel tho'

- glad to have wheelchair disabled representation, as a wheelchair user as well ☺️

- loved the tension between Michael and Uriel (they should angrily smooch)

- love the fact that both Crowley and Aziraphale use god' imagery to do good when it was not god' intention to do good, the whole morality thing is even furthermore questioned there (let there be the light by Crowley episode 1 and the whole situation with Job)

- Crowley has religious trauma but acknowledge it and Aziraphale don't

- Mr Fell, i don't know i just feel like his name being FELL when trying to pass as human, is kinda funny and ironic and maybe means something more

- Aziraphale being a landlord is UGH SIGH BIG SIGH, however that he is bad at it is actually good and it just furthers (along with his capitalist bullshit ranting when in Scotland) him wanting to follow the statue quo and what authority portrays as good even within the human morality is, well, it says a lot

- Aziraphale wanting to be saved by Crowley cuz 1/maybe it means in his thinking that it means Crowley can be saved/redeemed 2/Aziraphale likes being saved, taken care of 3/Aziraphale kinda puts his authoritative issues (trusting someone too much bc they have an authoritative power over him) on Crowley those moments cuz Crowley is the one deciding and taking control, but at the same time they are on equal foot and everything so it may mess up Aziraphale furthermore into his own personal dilemna

Here's for now, thank you for reading 😭