Got a few things I gotta take care of when Payback begins so I'll be starting the PPV a little bit late tonight.
Therefore
EARLY PREDICTION TIME!!!
SHINSUKE NAKAMURE VS SETH ROLLINS
I hate that Seth is gonna retain but what are you gonna do? I don't see him losing the title to anyone quite yet, mostly because he hasn't been able to maintain a story with anyone yet.
My biggest hope is that SHINSUKE absolutely destroys his back and they have to call a DQ or something. Not likely but a guy can dream.
WINNER - SETH ROLLINS
RHEA RIPLEY VS RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ
Unless some absolute tomfuckery happens I don't see Rhea losing. This is a good rivalry for her honestly, not many people can keep up with a powerhouse like her. Expecting a good ol slobber knocker between these girls.
WINNER - RHEA RIPLEY
TRISH STRATUS VS BECKY LYNCH
The steel cage match Becky and all of us have been waiting for since sometime last year. I hope this is as delightfully brutal as the last match with Zoey was. I hope that Lynch pins or makes her tap clean in the ring. I hope we can finally put a pin to this rivalry so Becky can move on in her career and stop wasting her time on a cheap, gotcha rivalry.
WINNER - BECKY LYNCH
REY MYSTERIO VS AUSTIN THEORY
I'm a little back and forth on this one but I think Theory is gonna pull out the win. Probably some with some dirty heel shit involving his new alliance with Waller. Still interested in what those two obnoxious jerks can do together even though I'm not a fan of either.
Best case scenario out of Theory winning is giving Santos Escobar the chance to actually step upand be a leader. Guy deserves it. Seriously.
WINNER - AUSTIN THEORY
THE MIZ VS LA KNIGHT
I'm honestly really excited for this match. It's been awhile since the WWE has built up a really good grudge match without any titles on the line. Just pride and ego. That's good ol wrestling storytelling.
If LA wins the Miz is gonna throw an absolute tantrum and that could help carry the rivalry on to new heights, which I'd like to see. It's been entertaining so far but let's get these guys in the ring to see how well the chemistry is before we keep it going.
WINNER - LA KNIGHT
KO & SAMI VS JUDGMENT DAY
This is another one of those matches that I'm swinging back and forth on. If Zowens wins it adds more illegitimacy to Judgement Day-who's already becoming the bad kind of dysfunctional family with the Dad Finn and Dad Damian fighting in front of poor Dominick, who's already from ONE broken home. And on top of that, KO just looks tired of this shit. Let him go back to singles. Or retire if he wants. Damn.
So I hope Judgement Day wins, but I don't have high hopes because I know WWE and they're not gonna stop milking their cash cow while merch is flying off the shelves.
That being said, JD losing could be the push Priest needs to take that title from Seth finally and that would make my first pick feel a lot more justified.
Like I said, a guy can dream.
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i feel like more people need to accept the fact that lucifer is an Old Man
like. his diet is exclusively whiskey and fig bars. he does that thing when, if you give him a phone to look at something, he takes off his glasses, squints, brings it close to his face, puts the glasses back on, and squints even harder to see. his size on his text messaging app is up to the max and you can read it from across the room. all pairs of his reading glasses (he owns 3-5 pairs at least) are bedazzled thanks to Asmo and some even have those chain things. his hair is less of a fading from black-to-white but more of a salt-and-pepper hair sorta color. he attempts to stay on the trends but also is a few hundred years behind. he is tired all the time but he has six brats to take care of. he talks about the old days back when things were simple and his brothers were young and cute and listened to him and Belphie is like "okay grandpa time to put you back to bed also fuck you". he is an old man and people need to understand this
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MCYT RELIGIOUS GUILT OFF R1 MATCH 14
CAPTAINSPARKLEZ (MIANITE) VS PIXLRIFFS (EMPIRES SMP SEASON 1)
CaptainSparklez: "he technically invented (Lady Ianite) and he's never had the chance to properly serve and protect her. she was locked away in the first world and he only just got her back a s they were told to take a "leap of faith" and jump into the void, he never really got the chance to know her. and in the second world, he was just a poor replacement for her husband and again, never really got the chance to be her champion. and then she died, in front of him, and he still thinks it's his fault"
Pixlriffs: "Pix was the caretaker of the Vigil (which is a shrine dedicated to the deaths on the server), and immediately after helping to kill the Ender Dragon, he exiles himself because he doesn't feel worthy of being the keeper of the Vigil or the Copper King anymore. One of the most common headcanons is that his disappearance from Empires S1 is because he went on a second exile for the same reason."
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