#he’s in denial dw

[stevesbipanic]

Steve, at Eddie's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Steve, leaning over Eddie′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Eddie: Yeah, no shit.

[another-regulus-kinnie]

Evan: Why do the Gryffindors hate us?

Pandora: Maybe they’re homophobic.

Evan: But we’re not gay.

Pandora, Regulus, Barty and Dorcas: We’re not?

[tennessoui]

the best new years day was finding that there was a new a more perfect union chapter!!!! 🥹 I’m here for anakin appalled at the idea of obi-wan getting another padawan like absolutely not you have me, and catty obi-wan being I don’t know DO I????? I can physically feel the headache that’s building up for padme and again I’m sorry for her but I’m here for it 😅

I have a thing for angsty stories that make your heart clench so I’m imagining both obi-wan and anakin replaying the conversation and missing ALL the signs and just being miserable in their corners. sigh boys boys silly boys.

awww i'm glad you liked the last update of a more perfect union!! anakin is definitely not in the best headspace rn to hear the news that obi-wan is maybe looking to take on another padawan...especially in front of his wife AND especially because VOS knew before HE knew and that's DOUBLY unacceptable

padmé's definitely walking a super duper fine line between homicidal rage and grief/mourning (of what she knows is the end of her marriage)

i'm sure obi-wan's mortified when he gets home but he's also still very angry and also grieving/mourning losing anakin

and i'm sure he's also very eager to go on a mission that may last months. to get out of this whole situation. for a very long time.

he probably won't try to leave that very night tho. he's not that fucked up over his former padawan that he'll go run after a deadly sith with a grudge against him a day before he's supposed to be deployed

right?

right?

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

one minute youre having the time of your life laughing at silly early 2000s effects like the tiny nasty gollum doctor and david tennant hovering around in an energy cloud and the next youre sobbing your eyes out watching the most harrowing sequence of personal loss ever put to screen

[hesaliaryousaid]

Enough abt mikotos love life what about youuuuu do you like anyoneeeee :3

Do I like anyone?

…That’s something I shouldn’t be talking about,

Not going to waste my time on something stupid like that.

[sockeyesoren]

jjk chapter 236 leaks hit me so hard I went on an hour long walk outside to reconnect with mother earth

[juniper-answers]

So Mr. Juniper how’s the whiplash from going from household name to one of the most hated people on Earth?

“First off, Rude, Second off, I am not one of the most hated people on earth, thank you very much.” Juniper replied disdainfully.

[s1lvermane-capt]

A bouquet of heliotropes lie on the foot of his porch, a note attached to it reads:

How have you been faring, Captain Gepard?

I hope SK hasn't been giving you too much trouble, he asked me to deliver these to you. He says that he'll be here tonight to bring you on a 'date', so please get yourself dressed and ready ready before the clock strikes nine.

(P.S. Good luck, do invite me to the wedding.)

Sincerely,

"I was roped into this"

- Accomplice of SK.

..I'm not going on a date with Sampo Koski. Tell him that I will not be coming tonight, and that he shouldn't be coming to my house.

And wedding? Do you expect me to marry a man I do not even want to date?

[oopstoomanymasters]

Nonononononono!

Mr Sex-on, no dying, no dying, no, no, you're not ALLOWED to die!

-♾️👺

You’ll be fine. There’s several other versions of me..I’m sure one of them will marry you to make your ex jealous of some shit.

I’m the master. I can’t die.

[stevesbipanic]

Eddie: *coughs blood*

Steve : Don't die, Eddie!

Eddie: Don't tell me what to do!

[astrxealis]

fuuta currently having a LOT of innocent votes i am very happy about that

[dnangelic]

🌸 — oh! she never noticed it before but how sad. to lose one’s crown. it could’ve been for any number of reasons but she tried her best to encourage him. “you’re still a princess at heart!” her voice sweet as honey, while she smiles. then blinks again. could it be that this princess wanted to be a prince instead? had she gotten it wrong? “h-ho?! i-i’m sorry! i didn’t know you wanted to be a prince!” her cheeks flushed a little but she still tries to encourage him to take the pot.

“niwa daisuke? it’s a handsome name that you picked.” she says ever so gentle. tsuu reaches over, her hand gently touches his shoulder but felt more toned than expected. her hand quickly withdraws back, the little gears turning in her head. now her cheeks even brighter shade of red as she came to the realization. “y-you’re a boy?!” her voice blurts out.

her hands over her face while she crotches down in embarrassment. tsuu felt foolish that she believed that freedert was a real girl princess! even more foolish that she thought that freedert was a boy.

“i-i’m s-sorry, daisuke-kun!” she was never going to live it down now! how shameful!

// rip. she thought he was a real princess/prince!

@tsuuhime

you're still a princess at heart !

... was he really , now ?

the words seem to crash heavy onto him . his torso slumps over in collapse , small hands falling to support himself unsteadily by the knees . maybe there was no escaping it . not for as long as he looked and acted like ... well , this . it was obvious that sakura too wasn't trying to hurt his feelings with her encouragement , either --- but what was he supposed to do with this sense of misunderstanding and somewhat undue support ?

just hearing the words want and prince so closely together following after her sweet words makes him blush . ' e-er , it's not really like that either ... ' or rather , something like that was pretty much impossible for him , right ? sure , he might have had a few embarrassing , privately indulgent fairytale-like fantasies here and there , dreaming up some distant , imaginary wood and castle where someone was waiting for him with a wistful sigh and smile ...

but life didn't work the way it did in a storybook . there was never any guarantee that things would work out . for daisuke , that lesson had been learned the instant his first crush had rejected him --- and caused a reaction in his cursed genes . princes were noble and handsome royals that came riding in on white horses ... but there wasn't half as much hope for a monstrous , half-vilified criminal that only knew how to tease and devour tender hearts .

somewhere in the midst of his thoughts , daisuke only mutters . ' my ... mom picked it for me ... ' his so-called destiny , too --- to inherit yet another name , one that everyone within azumano , if not the likes of the entire country and the world itself knew .

although he might have been beginning to despair as his limbs nigh-mechanically accepted the pot for him , sakura's touch , when it gingerly arrives , fast snaps him out of any sulk or reverie . she quickly retreats and the niwa too takes a single shocked step backwards , one hand immediately shifting to clutch at the cloth of his shirt , above the space of his heart . his cheeks flush just as red as sakura's in front of him do --- ' bwuh --- huh ?! ' a boy --- wasn't that obvious enough ?! but ... ' e-er , s-sakura-san , you thought i was a girl ?! even though i'm not even wearing the wig or dress anymore ... ?! '

or did she actually believe that he was a legitimate village princess named freedert ?! daisuke's arms extend themselves and his hands frantically wave , ' w-wait , wait-wait-wait ! don't worry about it ! it's okay ! it happens sometimes ... ! i've been mistaken before , so it's no big deal ... ! ' well , not really to him , but that wasn't anybody's fault except for his own ! ' i'm not a girl ... o-or a prince or princess or ... a-anything , really , so ... ! ' did that clear things up for her ? he could only hope so . ' i , um ... well , it kind of surprised me , but i still --- got to enjoy the tea-party ... i'm sorry , i was trying to trick you or something ! it was just practice for a play , and i didn't really have any choice , and , um , you suddenly fund me while i was having my break and stuff ... ! '

--- ah , he's started rambling .

' a-anyways , it's okay ... ! it's super okay ! and thank you for the flowers , too --- it's okay if i still accept them , right ? ' maybe she'd end up upset at him and would want to take her pot back ... ' i don't think ... i could be even half the princess that you naturally are , but at least if it's just flowers , ' the pot is lifted a little in his hands for attention , ' i can at least try my best to help them bloom . something like that ... ' a little dirtying , but considerate and innocuous and forgiving even to the clumsy , ' um , well ... i think it suits me better . '

[eteru-roses]

Heheheh

So I see you got a boyfriend Atamai

I- uh

Yeah 😃

[imissthefire]

if stefan turns out to be, like, some level of not good, I'm gonna drop kick him into the fucking sun.

[shinylyni]

being dragged back into the love live fandom kicking and screaming and crying I ESCAPED BEING A DEGENERATE WEEB I DON’T NEED TO GO BACK TO THOSE DAYS FJDGKHLFDHGLS *frothing at the mouth*

[ham1lton]

nepo sister?

pairing: lando norris x fellow driver’s sister!reader (no faceclaim).

summary: your sister is one of the most famous f1 drivers in history and when she suddenly has a barrage of hate and online users comparing her to a certain lando norris, you’ve gotta step in and sort it out. you couldn’t foresee the man in question being into you.

warnings: jokes about adoption but it’s lighthearted. also mentions of racism and sexism. also y/n bullying poor lando in defence of her sister.

author’s note: as i do with requests, i put my own little spin on it! hope u enjoy 💕also i used aaliyah as your sister’s faceclaim but she’s your adopted sister so y/n is still pretty much whoever you view her to be. i refer to yn’s older sis as o/s. in case you were wondering who tf that is. reminder that requests are currently still open!

edit: now part of a series ! <3

liked by oldersister, yourbffsuser and 20,873 others.

yourusername: why is my sister so dramatic? she picked me up from the airport in a FUR jacket in a LIMO? also this cat is evil. genuinely evil. cat satan. catan?

oldersister: i was at an EVENT! 😭 you’re lucky i even picked your ass up anyways 🙄🖕🏾.

-> user1: their dynamic is so funny.

user2: y/n in melbourne for the grand prix??? 😍

user4: o/s looks sooo good 😍😍😍

user3: the cat is so cute 🥺

-> yourusername: no need to lie bae ❤️

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yourusername: my sister before, during and after the race. plus our dad!! he’s new to this ig shit so be nice or i’ll bulldoze your grandma. let me start by just say something… my sister is one of the best drivers in the world. i see a lot of people cussing her out and all i’m gonna say is don’t pmo. she’s my sister but even besides that, her multiple historic accolades speak for themselves. quit playing with your misogynistic and racist shit before i drag your whole lineage.

oldersister: stop being so aggressive 🙄 but thank you. love you.

-> yourusername: posted this to cover the fact i spent $82 on fast food using your card 😘

-> oldersister: that’s it? that’s not the worst you’ve done tbf.

hater1: be real. lando is better than o/s in every shape and form. it’s just a fact.

-> yourusername: so why is o/s a two-time world champion and lando isn’t?

user1: SPEAK ON IT!!! 🗣️🔈

hater2: o/s is overrated.

-> yourusername: snore. ass take. come up with something original and not completely false.

user2: y/n said might i suggest you don’t fuck with my sis!!!

-> user6: she’s in her solange era 😭

user3: is this because someone said y/n was worse than lando?

-> yourusername: like 🤣 don’t ever compare the two. o/s is a world champion and lando is… lando.

-> landonorris: NO CAUSE WHY AM I IN THIS???? 😭

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landonorris: just woke up to my name trending on twitter. what you say fuck me for 😭😭 stop using my name to drag my fellow drivers i’m begging you.

user1: no cause if anything these haters are lando antis and not o/s antis. they set your ass up omgggg. pure insane hate.

user2: fighting for my life defending you.

user3: the three diff angles of the same george crying vid is crazy work ngl.

-> georgerussell63: no cause HE got dragged and now he’s setting ME up.

-> user3: dw king. find solace in that he either searched google purely for this photo or had them saved onto his phone. haters nowadays are fans in denial.

-> landonorris: nah i’m just a hater.

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yourusername: i met lando nowins. i guess he’s cool.

oldersister: now that’s just not right.

-> landonorris: i know!! after the four hour long convo y/n and i had, she still drags me 😔💔.

-> oldersister: i wasn’t talking about that. i’m talking about the picture she chose for me. why did she use that photo after catching me off guard??? and if you know y/n, get ready for the bullying. she does it to all her loved ones.

user2: HELPJSJSJAKA

user3: this is the content i follow you for y/n.

*liked by yourusername.*