#he’s so stoopid (affectionate)

[confused-beany]

He is SO fucking stupid on god

[zantedeschia-praesul]

Saseki when he first meets Yuichi: eloquent, slightly poetic in his speech, a bit soft but still has the tinge of mirth, "my good man, I will do all that I can to make sure you and your men are provided for no matter what"

Saseki after he met (and became besties with) Yuichi: ALMOST EXCITABLE, WILL THROW HANDS AT THE GOVERMENT AND THE GODS FOR HIS BESTIE, THROWS ENDEARMENTS AND CUTE NICKNAMES, "YUICHI LET'S GO GET TAIYAKI AT MY FAVORITE BAKERY <33" "YUICHI GUESS WHAT I LITERALLY KICKED THE DOORS TO THE TIME GOVERNMENT'S OFFICE AND GOT THEM TO APPROVE US BEING NEIGHBORS 8D" "YUUUIIIII <33"

[xbellaxcarolinax]

SUGAR DADDY!MIGUEL HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD (literally)

imagine him 'breaking in' every single one of his cars by fucking you in them 🫠 IDK

I am such a whore for this man 😩 Thank you to the anon that started it all <3

Let's just say Miguel is STOOPID rich, yes? Okay.

NSFW

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He'd purchased a smaller car this time.

It was not the fanciest one he owned—just a simple BMW that was meant for local drives.

It was fresh out the lot when he picked you up from university, the paperwork from the transaction carelessly tossed on the passenger seat. When he saw you, he rolled down the window so that you could recognize him. You were surprised he didn't pull up in his usual black Benz.

"What's this?" You asked in awe, your eyes tracing the sleek shine of the new vehicle.

"Your new car," He answered with a shrug, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"What—for me?"

"Mhm."

A grin broke out on your glossy pink lips, your eyes twinkling in excitement. "Are you serious?!"

"Si, hermosa," he beckoned you forward, and you wasted no time bounding up to him, giving him a kiss, "vamos."

It was tradition to "break in" his new vehicles.

Granted, this was your car now (which you'd affectionately named Elle), but it was still under Miguel's name, which meant he'd been determined to fuck you in it. So he did.

The smell of new car invaded your senses as he rammed his cock inside your slippery heat, your juices coating the brand new leather seats.

He skillfully moved above you, craning his neck so that he wouldn't bang his head, his large body caging you in.

Your puffy cunt gushed all over his length, and he followed soon after, filling you to the brim with his cum. As always, he pulled out, watching his spend pour out your aching hole and watching it slip through the cracks of leather.

When you pouted and complained about the mess, he hushed you, dipping forward to give you sweet, syrupy kisses.

He promised to get it cleaned, and if that wasn't enough, well, he could always get you a new one.

[shima-draws]

IT'S NAHU TIME 🎉

More info on him below <3

Name: Nahu

Age: 24

Hair color: Orangish-pink

Eye color: Dark teal

Element: Darkness/Dragon

Nahu is THE boy of all time. He's lovable. He's STOOPID. He's absurdly powerful. He's really chill unless you mess with his friends, then he goes apeshit. He's got a boyish charm that every single member of his group is attracted to. He's the official leader of the group and they would do ANTYHING for him 🥺 He's got the sort of qualities that just naturally draw people in and make him someone worth following. He's got that sort of selfish selfless aspect that makes it so he does what he wants (a very "marches to the beat of his own drum" personality) but it always ends up benefiting other people somehow. He doesn't see the world in black and white; if someone is in trouble he'll do anything to help them even if they end up becoming his enemy down the line--that's just the kind of guy he is :"D He's not the type of person to hesitate, and this usually ends up getting him in trouble as he tends to dive into things headfirst without stopping to think, AKA he has no impulse control whatsoever so he's a walking danger magnet. He'll do things his own way and his friends have learned that there's no point in arguing against his decisions bc he'll turn around and do it anyway! They've gotten used to it at this point but sometimes they still question the way his mind works lmao

Despite the fact that he's kind of dense, he's shockingly perceptive when it counts, able to cut through right to the heart of things. Being a dragon elemental probably helps with that since it heightens his senses and makes him hyper aware of others and their true feelings. In the case of Ione this proves especially helpful since Nahu really doesn't have the attention span to properly learn sign language but he generally gets the gist of what Ione is trying to say even if he doesn't understand her entirely. This leads to interesting situations where Ione will say something and mean something completely different, and only Nahu can pick up on that due to being able to read her emotions better ;)

Again he's fiercely loyal, especially to his friends--he views any sort of betrayal on their behalf the ultimate sin, and will fight with his life to protect them. He's got an unwavering belief in all of them, even if the situation seems dire or if they lie to him for his own safety. He loves them like his family and will sacrifice anything for their happiness 😭 This leads to him being very stubborn in some cases.

Nahu has zero knowledge of what personal space is so he’s up in his squad’s business ALL the time. Which they get used to pretty quickly, since he’s so physically affectionate. His favorite thing to do is press his forehead against whoever he happens to be clinging to at the time. Whenever a new member joins and they happen to see Nahu doing the forehead touch they’re like oh hello what?? 😳 Nahu does this most often with Ezio bc Ezio was the first one to join up with him and is the most familiar with his affection. (Also it’s really fucking funny to just imagine Ezio, who is SO stoic and straight faced all the time, casually leaning into Nahu’s touch and knocking their foreheads together. They make me ill) Eventually it becomes a comfort thing for all of them. Since Nahu’s their leader whenever they’re unsure he’ll just look at them and KNOW and come over and lean his forehead against theirs and it’s so soft...

He loves exploring, viewing visiting any sort of new place and just traveling in general as a grand adventure. This leads him to dragging along other members of his group with him even if they protest :"D But it usually leads to something fun happening anyway!

When he was a child, Nahu was very close with another girl his age. They made many plans together, including growing up and going out on adventures, but unfortunately the girl had a terminal illness and passed away (in his arms, no less). This, in turn, triggered Nahu's magic to go out of control, causing the black "stains" on his arms that are basically an irreversible manifestation of his darkness magic. He was a bit self conscious of the way his arms looked at first but now he’s totally chill with it (and. When he uses his powers dragons scales sprout on his arms and glow and it’s sick as hell.)

Due to the trauma of his friend's death, whenever someone in his friend group gets sick, Nahu freaks out and mother hens to the extreme. Generally he's a very carefree person so it's always very jarring for them to see him so worried (since he's always got the utmost confidence in them too). He's just not the worrying type! They end up having to take care of him more than the other way around. It's very sweet (but also sad considering the reason behind it).

Nahu hasn't cried once since before his childhood friend died, and honestly he really hasn't taken the time to come to terms with her death, instead choosing to ignore any mention of it entirely. It's just trauma he's never recovered from, and he stubbornly refuses any attempt in bringing it up, even to his squad. This has definitely caused some tension between him and the girl's father, who just wants Nahu to accept her death so he can move on :"( Nahu just doesn't want to accept it. Despite him being very open with his emotions this is the one case where he keeps a very tight lid on them. When he cries for the first time in front of his friends they flip their SHIT because they've never seen him cry before.

I haven't hashed out too much of his own personal goals yet; I can say tho that he's searching for his mother who disappeared when he was still a baby. His father is a famous adventurer who kinda took off on him as well so he grew up under the care of several others. Nahu's never held this against his father; he's not really the type to care much about that. Instead he finds his father's dream-chasing adventures to be quite inspiring, which eventually leads to him making the decision to leave on his own and find his mom.

Anyway I love him he is THE baby boy ever send tweet

[poppurini]

꒰ written by m ┊ HE’S OLD AND A LOSER! ෆ lilia fem!younger!reader, modern au, age gap, you loove teasing poor old lilia for being his age, up to u how old u want him to be but ME PERSONALLY ???? in his 40s <3

꒰ notes from m ┊ awkward / loser / tall / big lilia BECAUSE I CAN, lowercase intended, “it’s ooc” “the timeline doesn’t match” IDGAFFF you’ve been warned 💥💥 absolutely GROSS writing bcos this is stoopid ramble … don’t expect anything

lilia who fumbles with his new phone and frowns at how complicated it is to navigate through everything. what’s wrong with plain old buttons with clear directions on them? they’re easier to press and doesn’t disappear from the phone itself! he’s sitting by himself, so, so focused on figuring out the phone before you laughed softly at how cute he looked. him? a former general? cute? he shrugs, not minding the compliment one bit since it was from his darling love.

you’d settle yourself onto his lap comfortably and take his phone into your hands, showing him how easy it is to navigate through them and that he was just old!

“see? easy! and you could do so much more with it too!”

“i can do many things with it, yes. but i don’t really need it. and also back in my day, phones were just to—”

a soft chuckle escaped the older man when you cut him off with a whine and a wave of your hand, snuggling into him and setting up his phone for him. he doesn’t really get what you’re tapping so much for, but his eyes brightened when he saw a nice picture of the two of you being displayed on the screen. now, he was intrigued.

“if you change this to anything else i’ll hate you.”

you were talking about his lock screen and he was perfectly fine with the picture you chose; it was endearing.

“but what if I want to change it to a different picture of my pretty girl?”

his arms snaked around your waist and pulled you close against him. his voice playful and the corner of his lips tugged up into a small smile.

lilia who can’t seem to keep up with your energetic self as you dragged him around malls or amusement parks. he shakes his head and tells you he can’t go on rollercoaster rides because they’re far too extreme for his poor heart! but that man eventually caves and allows you to excitedly pull him in line. you know he workouts and eats healthy; he’ll be fine! he had a great build for someone his age.

he’d definitely be the kind of bf who gently nags you about how you shouldn’t have so much sweet stuff in a day. you’re on your second cotton candy and he’s NOT gonna let you have any more!! but feel free to sneak away and secretly purchase one (with his card) yourself when he’s busy talking about the cons of consuming cotton candy or sugary drinks

if you get upset at him please don’t be :( he’s really just looking out for your health and he knows you’re supposed to have fun in an amusement park but you’ll come back tomorrow right ?? so just save it for then! how about a nice dinner for now? with actual nutritious foods

lilia who gets all flustered when you shamelessly swoon at his attractiveness. from the visible veins that run up his hands to the sheer size difference between the two of you, you love every single thing about him! you’re not even shy at expressing how needy you are for him, clinging onto him every second of the day and intertwining your fingers so sweetly before playing with his large hands.

yes, yes … he knows he’s attractive and has had his fair share of lovers before but he hasn’t met an individual as enthusiastic as yourself. no seriously, was it his age that makes him feel like he’s unable to keep up with you? because he’s had girls swoon over him before when he was in his prime and he’d always always always!! know what to say just to get them even more head over heels for him but maybe his age is catching up to him…and youngsters like yourself with such enthusiasm and energy just makes him dizzy (affectionately)

ORRRRRRRRR

ok hear me out … MAYBEEEE loser lilia doesn’t think he’s THAT attractive even when he was in his prime. he wasn’t that good at talking to girls and all the girls loved confident, smug men, don’t they? but he wasn’t sooo desperate for a lover either so he was kinda just chilling and doing his own thing … until he got himself a bubbly girl like yourself who isn’t shy to admit just how in love you are with him

you’d notice all shades of red bursting across his cheeks. his hand coming up in an attempt to hide how flustered he looked but him moving his hand MADE HIS VEINS EVEN MORE VISIBLE !! so you’re obvi going crazy over it while snuggling into him all giggles and shit … making him even more flustered ugh he’s faking coughs clearing his throat and looking away

[the-s1lly-corner]

Uhh i request you

<-forgot everything about creepypasta after stopping reading fanfics

Uhhhhhhh

Um

...slenderman uhhhhm meeting reader who is the same.. species? Found family????? Reader being chipper and welcoming?? Artistic and calming?? Basically um. I dunno. They also live in the woods and collect poor souls, helping them cope and detach from this world??????

I am.. stoopid.

Slenderman x slender-person!artistic!reader ! (found family)

dusts out my slenderman hcs as well as my au ideas on him aheehee ahoo speed running this since i just put my first round of macarons into the oven and im too impatient to wait until theyre done baking for me to write this NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

okay but im getting this idea out of the way before i forget. imagine the reader, instead of doing paintings and stuff for the "artist" thing they make little structures and statues and stuff and have them around in your area. of course theyre all made with forest material; mud, sticks, pinecones, ect ect i dont know, i just love the nature aesthetic with this idea and rrrraaaaaAAAAH

for some reason or another, you make your home in the same woods THE slenderman lives in; or perhaps it was the otherway around? regardless, it doesnt take long for you to become aware of one another....

okay but how funny would it be if you guys bonded over your annoyances over people collecting your stuff. people taking his pages, and people taking your art projects (at least the ones that are portable). like!

though i cannot think of any lore reasons for slendermans pages in my au.... i will one day i promise, i feel like thats too much of an iconic thing to just cut out

it DOES take a long while for slenderman to get used to you, much less foster a friendship with you... but a family bond? i mean yeah sure, hes very reclusive... but thats not just with humans. he doesnt like interacting with other creatures, either

pats your shoulder

my moot

my dear moot, allow me to go on a tangent about my take on slenderman

basic summary is that he and all other demon/most nonhuman creepypasta characters were made by zalgo in my funky au; basically to bring disorder and that kind of shit. but like in a "this is just a part of this universe's nature" way. thus making slenderman himself in my take the be a simple fact of life... thinks.. and he resents his own existence, i think. i mean how cruel is it that he was made to cause issues, in fact he cant live without it (eats people) but he was granted the ability to be able to grasp the complexity of morals and emotion. like thats fucked

i love it

anyways, theres that and him just naturally being reclusive! hell even his supposed "brothers" (splendor and trender, i refuse to touch the third one) hes still.. distant

basically what i mean to say is that you guys probably arent going to be.. outwardly close... if that makes sense. like hes not going to be very affectionate; so dont expect many familial... things... and its not often that he would seek conversation out... though

as i write that, if i recall correctly i did give him the vague craving of connection, and while i usually save that for traditional x reader stuff, i think this would still apply to found family stuff! so actually, i think he WOULD eventually start seeking your company out, just for the fact of having someone else to talk to who doesnt resent his existence the same way he resents his own

sits

given my silly hc i do think he would have some understanding with your relationship with humans/lost souls. would he do it himself? i think it really depends on the situation... like if hes not actively hunting he usually just drives people out of the woods, no sense in wasting.... things... you know?

sits

im all jumbled all over the place my apolocheese im just excited to write for slenderman again

will get annoyed if you snatch away his "meal" since AGAIN, he was cursed to feed on people . like he understands why you did it, and he has mixed feelings around eating human (like not in a "im distressed and i hate it" way more so "its not totally desirable but i cant survive without doing this" way)

sits

i think

im gonna toy around with my slenderman hcs... this ended up being more of a hc dump than a x reader, my apologies

its also that as im typing this i realize how similar my takes on eyeless jack and slenderman are... which is funny because they live in the same woods in my au but they fucking HATE each other

territorial stuff you know

[rielzero]

Just saw your post about ascended Astarion and male Tav fanfic. I am willing to rise to the challenge

If you need any prompts! here's some concept I've danced with in my head (up for anyone to use) inspired by my own character's potential AUs. Please do not claim ownership over the ideas, I'd love to see people's different spins. Please keep it to Male Tav, there's so many Female Tav fics out there already- I had ideas specifically with a male character in mind. M x M focus is preferred. I'm not bi or pan, so anything hinting to tav being exclusively gay is nice.

THESE ARE all PROMPTS / IDEAS not demands. I'm not here to control anyone's creative progress :V

I'm just a nerd be nice

Brain Damage Tav has used the tadpole powers but refuses to become half-illitid and keeps it how it is. Tav ascends Astarion- but is convinced by Jaheira or someone else that he is incapable of feeling love now and becomes afraid of him- (Astarion still is very much capable of love) Astarion responds of course like a scorned ex, and lies through his teeth when the break up happens and breaks tav's heart. Timeskip- it is revealed Tav's altered brain still has mindflayer powers, but because of the trauma of the final fight he suffers from severe memory loss and pretty much got themselves in a position were he is dying- only for Astarion to come around and save him by turning him- then be met with guilt and over-protectiveness when he realizes Tav does not remember their time together anymore. (would work for a series, this concept is what I intend to use for an AU of my character but it would be very different.) Lots of angst but soft ascended astarion towards male tav :3 very gentle- very protective.

You were There too AU were Tav was kept by Cazador but never turned, just kept as a snack- so Astarion knows him and they may have fallen in love during that time. During the ritual Cazador threatens to replace Astarion with Tav- Astarion goes feral.

I forget you're an Urchin Playing into the fact that Astarion was a corrupted Noble- knows what luxury life is like- inspired by how my tav is an urchin and very unfamiliar with luxury- Tav is Astarion's consort- but is very awkward not knowing ANYTHING about noble life, from etiquette to wearing jewelry and fancy garbs. Wholesome stuff- Probably lots of fluff. Astarion spoiling Tav and showing him off.

Three of them AU were Gale and Astarion and Tav are a in a polycule, after ascension Astarion becomes a little overly possessive over Tav- Gale notices a bit late and feels left out, but supports his loved ones new life goals... Of world domination.

I'm married, get over it Au were male tav has an horrible ex who breaks in the mansion because he thinks tav is enslaved to Astarion- but he's not- He's just as evil as Astarion. And they're very affectionate- Astarion enjoys rubbing it into the ex's face. Extra points if the ex is a human cleric, paladin, or bard with too much facial hair. (COUGHS)

Warlock? cool Any fic that plays into the warlock theme openly for tav, not similary to Wyll- all though I don't want to restrict anyone to a specific type of patron. (my patron is a great old one) keep in mind there's warlock patrons outside of the subclasses in the bg3 game if you need inspiration. If tav's patron is female, give them a mother-son kind of bond since tav is gay.

Other, Tropes I like described vaguely cuz my brain stoopid but ideas that can be expanded into one fic or more -oh shit you're dying don't worry I can fix it with a bite -you're so beautiful I want a 100 paintings of you akjdkhgkfhgk -The gods literally made you to ruin me god damn it I should've known -tav is small / fragile looking man but he can stab you 100 times over -tav can sing, or is creative but he doesn't like sharing this side of him (loki is 100% exactly this lol) hes easily embarrassed -tav is internally panicking because he is very very very gay. -tav has scars too and is very insecure about his body. -overprotectiveness, lots of handholding keep you close kinda stuff -wholesome physical affection, does not have sexual implications even if they talk dirty or flirt silly -words being used like petite, twink- or cute in the right context. -maybe a fic focussing on tav being half elf and the struggles that come with it. Otherwise leave race up to reader. -Tav was already a vampire before they met, or is a dhampir -Astarion and tav knew each other 200 years ago -I will pet you aggressively and affectionally and you will like it -who the fuck are you drawing? wait thats me??? oh -Astarion is creative too and might doodle. -love at first sight but in denial.. cuz its funny -tav has insomnia and needs cuddles... -tav is a necromancer and familiar with vampire lore. -anything reflecting the vampire bride/groom lore in a scene. (there's a reddit post explaining this) -Vampire hunters coming after tav in attempt to hurt Astarion because he's become pretty untouchable -Vampire Tav does not want to feed on his victims because he finds that too intimite -Vampire tav is a vampire lord too- but not an ascended one- and he isn't corrupted by greed. -Astarion technically can compel Tav, but has no desire to do so and voices this openly to anyone who tries to argue Tav is a slave. -If Astarion hurts tav by accident in any way he feels horrible and will shower him in gifts or thousands of love language things just to affirm that it was an oopsie and he did not want to do that. He'd never do that willingly. -consent consent consent anything with consent- love language is consent -tav was a sex worker himself before they met but not anymore -lots of fluff stuff -scheming husbands plotting the downfall of the world together, bonus points if tav is the mastermind and a genius -Polycule with Gale, either as Triad, or Triangle -Admiring from afar, staring- lots of staring- intense consential staring -astarion beating up tav's abusers while tav sips from a chalice like a spoiled consort -dramatic vampire parties and all the normie vampire lords are scared of Astarion and his consort -vampire politics are kind of like ballroom hissing contests with fancy banquets and showing off your partner -I will go feral if someone hurts or touches you -steer clear of the consort, or the master will gut you -jealous vampire lord tries to seduce tav but tav is very loyal to astarion and not having it -astarion gets a cleric or powerful mage in his court just to revive tav if tav dies -You offended my husband? I'm setting your village on fire -Everyone thinks the consort tav is weak- but the consort might actually be more dangerous oh no -None of the above lines have to be necessarily restricted by ingame universe, can all be AU- does not have to include the whole mindflayer drama. Rule of Cool.

Avoid these please? I personally dislike that -misgendering tav (babygirl, queen, girly, strictly effeminate- any words that might demasculinize tav, as a gay man this stuff makes me really uncomfortable) -Overly describing tav's features as if they're set without leaving it open to the reader (long hair, skin color, favorite colors, etc) -Astarion knew tav when tav was still a child and Astarion was an adult. -Astarion abusing tav physically, just.. Please no. -...they're teenagers in high school... *dies* -brainwashing.. No offense to people who like some tropes I don't- You're fine :V We all have different tastes!

Headcanons for how Ascension works that you can use (inspired by ingame dialogue and such) -Tav isn't a regular spawn, but a vampire groom- He was turned differently, not buried for 2 days. Astarion can sense Tav is in danger if he is a groom, or sense strong emotions from him. -Tav is not immune to sunlight unless he stays in close range of Astarion. (based on dialogue) -Astarion might be a bit warmer to the touch since he is a living vampire now. He does not have to feed on blood- but Tav still requires blood and is cold to the touch.

Might edit this post later with more.

[brionnnne]

note that i will only ever call mithrun "stupid" jokingly. by "stupid", i only mean "frustrating behavior that i am immensely familar with". seeing him do something that makes me groan aloud, closing my eyes, sighing "stupid (affectionate, mournful)". like when he fucking... his dumbass "i don't want to [use the bathroom] right now, so it's fine." oughh. i know you! i know you! that's not how that works!!! and he's smart!!! he's so smart... but god, god... he's kind of an absent professor. he's kind of a cloudcuckoolander. i love him dearly. he gets called a dummy, a little idiot, and i flick his forehead, a little bonk of hard-heads, like "try again, idiot. that's not how bodies work." and "ooh, 'that's not going to work'. yes it is. shut up, stoopid. stubborn little man, my god." rolling my eyes forever.

[judesidepiece]

Sick Jurdan x Doting Jurdan Headcanons

-Cardan doesn’t get sick often, but when he does, it’s bad

-He becomes delirious and loses his carefully calculated composure 

-Luckily, fae sickness cannot be transmitted to humans so Jude can be seen being smothered by an overly affectionate and touch starved Cardan or wrestling him back to bed on more occasions than one

-He also dopily professes how much he loves her in his sick haze (which she pretends to be annoyed at but secretly adores)

-And, in his delirium, Cardan has bouts where he momentarily forgets things like “wait... Jude is mY wIFE?? HoW did I manage that??” 

-Though Jude acts annoyed at his antics, she secretly finds him cute and just wishes for him to get better quickly

-When his sickness finally passes, Jude and the court of shadows poke fun at all of the stoopid things he did when he was sick that he doesn’t even recall, and he just can’t seem to get back his previous reputation. 

[neptuniadoesstuff]

The Stoopid Idiot is done!

This was more if me idk... experimenting with the basic brushes in IbisPaint.

Yeah anyways this is Addax (Full name: Addax Envii Montegue) or commonly referred to as "King". He's a cannibalistic entitled brat who was the favorite child of his father (a scientist) who he affectionately calls "Daddy". (I swear to God if some of you take this the wrong way I WILL STRANGLE YOU!)

He is naturally blonde but the way he dyed his hair is uh.... bl00d. Yep, bl00d. He used frikin bl00d of his prey to dye his hair.

He is MEANT to be human looking buypt considering he was experimented on by his father, Dr. Oslo Grey Montegue, he kinda doesn't too much NORMAL human anatomy. (Like the fact he is actually Inteseggs)

Hews is also a member of Delarium, but he's kinda a silent a-hole to them & a complete menace to the group's messenger, Paris, who he only sees as a roasted chikin. (Also he really doesn't listens to the clothing rules of the team which explains his outfit-)

Yeah uh... this was smtn... ig? Idk I just drew a more human-lookin Malice w/o the jaundice part but he still h8s mailmen. (Btw that wine loving fella with jaundice named Malice belongs to my frend, Gali/Leo)

This character was created by me (for the Egolandia Universe) but is originally owned by my frend.

Art is mine.

Program: IbisPaint.

Bubs' TOS: Plz don't repost/steal, trace, or recolor my art WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! If you do, I'll take yur femur and pelvis.. SO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! (The PNS on my blog's pinned post clearly means "Please No Steal" plz follow that rule.) If you do post my art on anything like yur blog or somewhere else (With my permission) PLEASE CREDIT ME!

[puzzled-pegasus]

Today's grammar lesson :)

Stupid: Insult, mean, derogatory

Ex: ugh Morrowseer is so stupid and rude I hate him so much/srs

Stoopid: Affectionate, loving, from the heart

Ex: Awww I love Clay, he's stoopid I love him <3/gen

[jils-things]

2 + 10 for Mangaverse Jaide and 7 + 15 for gameverse Jaide from the s/i lore asks!! :>

~ anemoflower

I GOT TO THIS VERY LATEEE WAHH THANKS SO MUCH PHIA :333

2. when in canon does your self insert come in? do you have a scene in mind for your entrance?

i previously answered this question and mentioned jaide's inclusion with gold but in here i can absolutely see her being relevant to the ruby/sapphire AND oras story :3 i cant say for r/s yet because i have to reread it AKSLDLKKSS BUT FOR ORAS (its still so fresh in my mind) she's definitely important to the story because zinnia is present. zinnia has done super risky things to both ruby and steven and i can totally imagine jaide having to step up and confront zinnia for bothering her family... she's a usually passive person but she crosses the line if it puts her husband and son in danger.

10. how do the other characters feel about your self insert and f/o’s relationship?

i realized i didn't mention josep.h stone when i answered this previously but i think he's quite happy to see his son finally finding a nice lady. i feel that joseph couldn't see steven as the perfect heir to his business not until he has been partnered with someone because it's like, he's fully understood and matured. and he has a son too. though i feel that joseph would want ruby to follow next in line for the de.von corp stuff but steven respects his son's hobbies and aspirations and would probably not force him to be like. the family stones yk ... if that makes sense! josep.h is polite to jaide, maybe spoils her a bit and recalls embarrassing baby steven memories AKSLFKDJKDD

7. would any other characters (besides your f/o) have a crush on your self insert?

HEAR ME OUT

SHE WENT TO ALO.LA. I THINK SHE WOULD LOVE TEAM SK.ULL AND THEIR DUMB SHENANIGANS 😭😭😭😭😭 WOULD LOVE HIS GOLI.SOPOD TOO 😭😭😭 they're both kinda stoopid (affectionately) in their own right and they have the token friend to apologize for their behavior (plumer.ia and blue 😭😭😭) ITS IDIOT4IDIOT I THINK ITS CUTE 🔥🔥 i dont think jaide sees much danger in these guys even if gu.zma tries to intimidate her

15. how does your self insert play a role in the plot of the story? do they help directly defeat the villain, support the heroes, etc.?

when they were kids, she supported red and blue's journey to the indigo league! she wasn't entirely present in their journey but red and blue would always make trips back home to palle.t town to share their progress with her (they kinda feast on her compliments they get ego boosted fr) i don't think? she's that aware of tea.m rocket's deeds up until the gen 2 story? since ethan is associated with team ro.cket too and she actually became a trainer from there so she's willing to help!

[august-undergrounds]

i may be late. but here's some animals. and brief descriptions of name/age/personality.

jojo, unknown age, female. actually a stray but she likes staying around my dad's house. really affectionate. meows often.

basil, nearly 4 months, male. french bulldog. stubborn but can be affectionate.

pepper, 3 years and 10 months. female. patient and a good girl. tell her that she is good. she wants you to. please.

frosty [left] - around 9 years, female. gets pissed off easily. listen to her or she'll shred you.

oreo [right] - around 8 years, male. stupid boy. stoopid. he is living proof that cats are liquid.

THIS WAS SO NICE THANK YOU??? my day is so much better you have no idea. pepper is such a good girl and i love all of them so very much <3

[rocwylde]

[quirkle2]

Warriors and Legend who actually get along SUPREMACY !!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[circus4apsycho8]

Hey can I request Lloyd who has a crush on his f!bestfriend but his bestie is stoopid and is oblivous to his advances?

𝚊/𝚗: 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢!

oblivious. | lloyd x reader

“I don’t know if the green’s going to go well with our house’s theme,” you note, frowning as you study your screen. Lloyd chuckles, not caring so much about the color dilemma you’d been debating on for the past ten or so minutes.

Lloyd moves his Minecraft avatar so that he’s standing next to yours. “I have an idea. Can I have the beds for a second?”

He sees you nodding from his peripheral vision, and soon enough, Lloyd’s character holds two lime beds. A smirk lines his lips as he places them side-by-side in the middle of the room.

“There,” Lloyd says. “We can add a little bit of a nature theme, don’t you think? That would probably look better.”

He watches as you stare at your screen, his eyes widening in disbelief as you fail to react to his little hint, instead nodding. “That’s better. I’m going to go grab some vines so I can decorate.”

Lloyd refrains from laughing as he nods, simultaneously feeling amused and frustrated. He picks his phone up, sending a quick text to Kai:

DUDE I PUT OUR MINECRAFT BEDS TOGETHER AND SHE DIDNT EVEN REACT

“By the way, we should probably plan on visiting the Nether soon,” you note as he watches your avatar dart towards the exit.

“Sounds good.”

The screen of his phone lights up with a response:

Kai: WTF HOWWWWW

Kai: this is bad

Kai: maybe she just didn’t understand?? Try flirting outside of the game too, lmk how she reacts

Lloyd: sure

Well, that’s easier said than done, but Lloyd knows he can make it work. Hopefully.

Decision made, he returns his focus to the game, promptly exiting the house. “Where’d you go?”

“Not far, just to the birch forest nearby,” you answer, tone soft. Lloyd wonders what you have to constantly be thinking about to miss all of the blatant flirting he’d done. Even so, it only makes him smile. It’s cute, in your own way.

Lloyd suddenly gets an idea as you’re attacked by a skeleton that had been lurking underneath the shade of the trees. Once you fend it off, he says:

“Hey, we should change your respawn location to my place.”

“Oh, you’re right,” you note, turning back in the direction of the house. “I almost forgot to set my spawn.”

He can’t help but snort, taking a moment to rub his forehead. Oh boy.

A pop of red catches his attention, and he finds that there’s a red tulip nearby. He makes his character break it, placing it in his avatar’s hand before following you inside.

“We should put our tulips together.”

“Oh my gosh, yes! A flower garden would be so cute!” you chirp excitedly, spamming the sneak key a few times before dashing out of the house. “Put all of the flowers you find in our chest!”

Lloyd obeys, but sighs as he places his tulip in the chest. I’m going to have to up my game…

…

“Are you serious?” Kai questions as Lloyd deflects an attack.

“Dead! She just takes it the complete opposite of how I intended it to be!” Lloyd says, shaking his head. Kai laughs, swinging another attack in Lloyd’s direction.

“Well, if pick-up lines aren’t working, maybe you could try being a little more affectionate?” Cole suggests, cursing underneath his breath when Zane evades the swing of his weapon. “She may be more receptive to stuff like hugging, light hand-holding, that kind of thing.”

“And you know, if all else fails…you can just, you know. Tell her how you feel,” Nya adds as she knocks Jay over.

“I agree,” Zane chimes in. “Judging by how she’s been reacting, it seems like a direct confession would be wisest.”

“I know, but I just…” Lloyd groans, shaking his head. “I’ve known her for years and I’ve accepted that I love her, but she’s…a little dense with this stuff. Not that that’s a bad thing, necessarily. It’s more cute than anything.”

“I get it,” Kai replies. “Don’t worry too much, though. Worst case scenario, you just bite the bullet and tell her.”

The green ninja nods, sighing. “Yeah. I guess we’ll see how today goes.”

…

You arrive shortly after their training session. Lloyd grins as he sees you entering the room, as beautiful as ever.

His heart skips a beat as you return his smile, causing butterflies to well in his tummy. He watches as you come to sit next to him on the couch, both facing the television.

“Hey,” you greet, leaning back. “How are you?”

“I’m doing alright. How about yourself?”

“I’m well enough,” you reply. “Are we going to work on our world today?”

“We can later, but today is movie day,” Lloyd notes as the others come in to settle into their respective spots one-by-one. Kai shoots Lloyd a thumbs-up while you aren’t looking before sitting down.

Once everyone is ready, the lights are turned off, snacks are distributed, and the movie begins. Partway through, Lloyd casually slips his arm around your shoulders. He notices that you snuggle into him a little bit, but you don’t appear to be flustered or anything.

The two of you stay like that throughout the rest of the movie. At some point, Kai shoots Lloyd a disbelieving expression, to which Lloyd responds with a mere shrug.

Soon enough, the movie ends, and it seems as if you’ve fallen asleep. Everyone else stands, stretching and cleaning their trash up.

“Seriously? Nothing?” Kai asks, tone quiet.

Lloyd shakes his head. “Nope.”

“Lloyd, just tell her!” Nya urges as she follows Jay to the kitchen.

“Tell me what?” you ask, stirring. Lloyd glances down at you, nervousness suddenly coursing through him as he sees you rubbing your sleepy eyes.

“Uh…come with me,” Lloyd instructs, taking your hand. You stand, and with that, the green ninja pulls you outside to the deck of the Bounty.

“What’s wrong?” you ask he drags you to the railing.

“I, um…” Lloyd swallows nervously, and suddenly, he’s hyperaware of how fast his heart is racing. “I have a confession to make.”

“Okay, I’m listening.”

Lloyd sighs, spying your hands resting on the railing. He scoops them into his own, noting how cold your skin is.

“I��I like you,” Lloyd starts, averting his gaze and wishing he felt as confident as he did before.

“I like you too, Lloyd,” you respond, smiling softly.

“Yeah, but I, um…I like you like you,” he admits. Wow. Mature way to phrase it.

His cheeks warm as he hears you giggle, watching with wide eyes as you stand on your tiptoes, pressing a small kiss against his cheek. “Well, Lloyd, I like you like you too.”

Lloyd is about to respond when he hears cheering emanating from nearby. He jumps in shock, looking over to see the ninja rejoicing.

“About damned time!” Kai yells.

“See, what did I tell you?” Nya adds.

“Huh?” you question. “They know?”

“I kinda…had to get some advice from them.”

“Wait,” you say, as if you’d just realized something. “Is that why you put our Minecraft beds together?!”

“Maybe?”

You roll your eyes, chuckling. “You’re a dork.”

“Says the one who didn’t respond to any of my flirting!”

“You were flirting?”

Lloyd can’t help but laugh, going to hug you. “I was. Don’t worry about it.”

𝚊/𝚗: 𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚐𝚘 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗; 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘!