#he's allowed

[ominousgradient]

I feel like if the twins had a youtube channel it would all be SPENDING 24 HOURS IN A HAUNTED WALMART baby slop content with them pogging in every thumbnail

Meanwhile Snotlouts channel would consist of rant videos where he complains about his life and shits on media he dislikes and overall it'd just be him being a bitter little hater

[hazbinspambin]

Just a little doodle dump of my newfound hyperfixation

[fugamalefica]

Apparently I'm a voyeur.

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Excuse me random anon, a) please don't take pictures of me at work and b) Brandy knows I have my Bulbasaur. I'm the one who let her know about these Pokemon turning up and mentioned the little guy. (Little guy is doing fine, got different set ups in my apartment for him and my Umbreon to take in account their needs and made sure I got advice for the right stuff from Nurse Joy).

Motherfucker, you see? This is what I'm talking about. Making everything hyper-public all the time just leads to putting random, innocent people on blast. If I could have just been allowed to do my job the same way I ALWAYS do it this wouldn't have happened.

Don't film people without consent. Don't film people at all. Don't film anything. Snap your phone in half and learn to commune with nature. Jackasses.

[agendratum]

oh no of course i'm sending him into my "i like these" list, he's SAD

[astro-b-o-y-d]

I always remember how disconnected I am from the Stardew Valley fanbase when I remember how they hate Clint (currently Mina's highest platonic relationship) or Pierre (was so disappointed I couldn't romance him in my very first playthrough) (thought he was cute)

Anyway fandom is dumb and a liar a lot of the time 🧡🧡

[twcfaces]

wholesome : harvey and gilda both kissing bruce on the cheek :)

[adulthumanproblem]

They treat us like zoo animals :<

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[immortal-in-their-way]

Jason Todd haunting the batfamily is brilliant.

Desperately need a fanfic where instead of Jason making the dramatic ass duffel-bag-of-heads comeback, he instead starts doing things to mildly inconvenience Bruce and it increasingly gets worse.

It starts off small, like breaking into all of his cars and just slightly adjusting all the car mirrors, hiding tiny baby figures over the manor where only Bruce is guaranteed to find them (they’re all painted with little batfam suits), just enough plausible deniability that Bruce thinks it’s one of his other kids pulling a prank and doesn’t mention it to anyone.

Then it slowly spirals, Jason rigging the Batmobile to play “Barbie girl” on the loudest setting at random intervals and no matter what Bruce or Tim do, they just can’t figure out where it’s coming from. He drains all of Tim’s energy drinks and replaces them with regular soda, steals all of Bruce’s ties and hides them all around the house (mysteriously not able to be found by Alfred, who is actually in on the whole thing cause come on, its Alfred). He makes increasingly obscure animals appear in front of Damian (Bruce puts his foot down when a sloth shows up and brings him back to the zoo despite Damian’s many protests) and instead of a grand reveal, he hides in random places around the manor and lets Bruce see fleeting glimpses of him, disappearing right after until eventually he lets Tim and Bruce see him at the same time and and gets outed when both of them look in his direction and realise wait you can see him too?

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[sirguyofdykesborn]

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

[kibblebitz]

POV: Some weird old guy chases you around a massive, unfamiliar room as three more tall things shout at you before he corners you, shocks the ever-loving shit out of you, and holds you up like some kind of trout.

[noodles-and-tea]

Also.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bakingformers where they all work at a bakery together and nothing bad ever happens