What are your Kyle Schwartz hcs ??
i think his hair is really crunchy from hair gel and he has a hard time flattening it with the gel so the center is typically flatter than the rest of his hair but by the end of the day it kind of falls out
and also i think (i can't remember if its canon or not) that he is sheila's favorite kyle
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You see there's a crucial difference between Spartans and Freelancers. Between their fucking insanity.
Spartans were indoctrinated as children. They are finely curated artisan crazy.
Freelancers are the results of some people looking around for the most fucked up individuals they could find and cherry picking the most batshit headcases possible.
See, it's artisanal insanity versus fully organic insanity.
Both results in people willing to jump out of airplanes or whatever.
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Lamont Fisher.
'Monte' or 'Fish' to friends and family. One of Brooklyn's friends who cooks at the diner Nicky and Rory work at. He's also their plug. Likes to mess around with different edible recipes because he knows Rory prefers them to smoking. He always lets Rory taste test for him and he might be charging Rory a little less than he charges everyone else but no one has to know that.
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now i propose you and philip raising your kids to be multilingual. as a girl who is taking mandarin as my secondary language ik the man would just have the look of huhhhh 🤨 when his daughter asks for white rabbit (yummy candy that i love).
definitely tries to teach them funny phrases, but the pronunciation is off
We stan a multilingual household over here!
Because the drawl is too strong, you and the kiddo poke fun at him whenever the little one tries to teach Phil a new word or phrase and he sounds country as hell saying it back lol.
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The earlier seasons of South Park are so funny to me bc why did Kyle just have beef with everyone and everything? 😭😭😭
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