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[dxrksong]

Not me selling ponies, changeling species commissions, and the occasional turtle so I can get music making equipment

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[clancycatears]

MDNI (18+) ; okay, okay. i’ve had enough of nasty, filthy, smutty soap. i need some soft soap in my life rn. thought this up in my bed at 2 am while trying to fall asleep.

the digital clock read 7:39 am when you slid out of bed. the windows condensate with dewy raindrops that’d pattered against the glass overnight, the golden rays of the sun filtered little beams of rainbows straight into your kitchen when you padded inside.

it was a day off you could finally spend with your dearest johnny. though to give him the rest he needed since his return from deployment, you let him sleep in, sneaking out of bed to get yourself ready for the day.

you planned a quick breakfast and a shopping trip to cook johnny his favorite meal for dinner. he deserved it, after all, for giving his profession his all to return to you safely.

grabbing a glass from your designated kitchen cabinet, you fill it with a fresh batch of cool water. you bring your gaze out the window, lingering on the puffy golden clouds that look back at you, greeting you alongside the morning light.

just as you take your sip, a pair of meaty, furred arms wrap around your waist and draw you closer to the chiseled body behind you. there was no fear. the touch was familiar. johnny’s.

and you knew you were in deep trouble—if you could even call it that—the moment a deep sigh fans onto the skin of your neck.

“yah weren’ in bed,” coos johnny, his voice still gravelly and subdued, implying that he’d just woken up. “got worried fer a sec.” his face burrows into your nape, lips barely grazing your delicate skin.

“was just getting a drink, johnny. would’ve been back in a minute, honest.” your head tilts to gently brush against his own, and he responds with a contented grunt.

he peppers your nape in the softest of kisses. “miss when yer not there, bon. wus gettin’ cold.”

“‘m sorry, love,” you coo, reaching up to run your hands along the wiry baby hairs on his forearms. “cross my heart, if i had an extra second i’d be right back in bed.”

he uncrosses an arm from your chest, reaching up to close it over the curve of your shoulder. he tugs, encouraging you to turn around. “mm. need t’ see yer face, bon.”

you set your glass down with a tiny thunk, and slowly twisted around in his grasp until you were face-to-face. his hands settle on your hips, and his lips lift into a tired smile.

“hi,” you murmur, returning his smile with your own, hooking your arms behind his neck to draw him closer.

“hi,” he replies with a quiet snicker, giving your cheek a fat kiss before pecking your lips. “missed yah.”

“johnny, i got out of bed not even three minutes ago,” you retort with a bashful shake of your head.

his lower lip juts out into a tiny pout. “exactleh. back tah bed. wanna sleep in s’more.”

you release a deep, content sigh. “okay, love. back to bed,” you utter in agreement.

with another quick kiss to your cheek, his palms hook under your thighs and hoist you up like you weighed nothing. he shifts his weight from one foot to the other and begins his short walk back to the bedroom.

lazy sundays were always his favorite.

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[sysig]

Blind side (Patreon)

[themisterhip]

Genos from Mermaid! AU

Designed by @rayadraws (this is peak design i'm telling you👏👏✨)

[ghonorrhead]

ANYWAYS here some jonis of varying thickness ( ;) )

and gym trainer gyro with joni who is actually spreading his legs for him in the second pic because he is insane

[kittysquire]

Blue palette means Swanlake Aira now i guess 🧍 🦢 🩰

Aight so maybe i fell in love with the dress in the Giselle ballet…. A healthy amount.. can you blame me for putting my fave boi in it?? Anyway, I swear the next thing I’ll post will be the next parts of the AdoAra comic, pls be patient with me 🙏💛 but for now, have one more of my faves, and also THANK YOU for all your love and warmth, this community has been absolutely wonderful!! 🥹🫶

hope you all are staying safe and have a great friday!! 🔥

[ermdotorg]

"I see you as you see yourself through all the books you read" except it's all tragedy-repairing gay fan fiction because of my inability to cope (i regret nothing.)

[sashasix]

UHHH hai Tumblr gulps I’m nervous had the app never posted before anyways huge chip fan I like drawing him too much uh YA hope u like sketch is from vr chat the rendered piece is from Procreate! First time shading as well! :D Hope the toontownies like this 🙏

[belleandsaintsebastian]

guys it turns out you can have a great time at the boring social event by spending the whole time imagining kissing your gorgeous wonderful partner yayyy!!!!! 🫶🫶🫶

[bumblingbabooshka]

No bc why the hell was Tuvok SO ride or die for this random lady who was gonna lobotomize B'Elanna he SUCKS I love him so much Tuvok focus UP!!!! What are you DOING!!!!! What's your ISSUE!!! HEHEHE Nimira: Prisons are so barbaric. As a perfectly civilized alternative, we've banned negative thoughts as enforced by the lobotomy machine. Tuvok: Honestly? I love what you're doing here. [B'Elanna's kicking and screaming in the background as Janeway tries frantically to get his attention] I think this is a very positive start to something beautiful.

[sysig]

Cards 👏 cards 👏 cards 👏 (Patreon)

[shroomerr]

a compilation of all my liked songs :) theres like almost every genre under the sun in here so its a bit polarizing haha, but please feel free to listen along or give me some song reccs!!! im always on the lookout for new artists, whatever the genre!

[ghonorrhead]

FAT JONI MY BELOVED I WILL NEVER TIRE OR YOUR EXCELLENCE and neither will gyro 🤓

[ifuckedurmomwithmy12inchschlong]

just arrived at my karate lesson. bouta kick some ass. wish me luck 🙏

[mozzerella6]

Yall im missing my something

So I did this little sketch of a character design idea I have and it’s based off of these dorks, but it feels off I want it to feel a bit like the song Too Much by Dove Cameron but it don’t feel right

[luckyyyduckyyy]

collapses at ur doorstep after seeing pokemon art :3

what pokemon team (1-6 slots each, doesn't need to be full!!) would u assign sun & moon!!!

(i have been meaning to draw them with a clefairy/gengar, but woe, time is not limitless each day... T^T)

OOOO! The Clefairy/Gengar mix goes so well with them actually, especially with that theory that Gengar is essentially a ghost version of Clefairy. Sun and Moon match their vibes so well!

Honestly there's so many pokemon that it's a bit of a toughie to think of teams! But, imagining their teams as non-submas themed trainers and just their own goobers, I thinkkkk I'd set it up like this! ( Based off my own ooc ideas of the characters :3 )

Sun: Probably would work at a pokemon Nursery and/or focuses on doing Contests. (God I miss those-) I can't help but imagine Sun as someone with a caretaker personality, even if a little sassy, but he'd totally still be into theater no matter what universe!

Ambipom - I feel like this big ol' mon gives off goofy caretaker vibes, and with the extra set of large hands on its tails makes it extra helpful with wrangling and clean up. Plus, more hands mean more props and attacks for contests! It's definitely so playful that it can be a bit of a trouble maker, but when it's time to switch gears or follow rules, it is a stickler and can even be a little scary with how serious it becomes.

Togekiss (Raised from egg) - Okay, probably a bit of anime bias here but I love the little egg thing Togepi is and I feel like it would be perfect for Sun. Just one of the most baby pokemon around, lovely to raise, stubborn, and grows up into the most elegant thing ever. Perfect, muwah, would love to be on stage after demolishing a whole team solo with broken fairy typing.

Chimecho - Such a soothing pokemon. They help keep Sun from becoming anxious with their calm chimes and they're great at getting young pokemon to fall asleep or calm down after a tantrum. The calm to Sun's eccentric energy.

Gourgeist - Is it odd that I think this pokemon would be an amazing cook? Sun can definitely cook things for his pokemon well, but when he's overwhelmed, this buddy can whip up something delicious and even serve it with their psychic abilities to lower the workload. Generally friendly and is a little bit of a trouble maker when everyone's guard is down. Nothing dangerous, at least not on purpose, but all the kitchenware might go missing if someone forgets to say thank you.

Bellibolt - I'm still imagining Sun as an animatronic, so I feel like an electric type is just a requirement. Has the duty to be an emergency recharge, but besides that all this big guy have to do is be cute and happy. Just a gigantic stress ball that loves hugs, and Sun, pokemon, kids, and contest judges alike all love it. Just a silly chill lil guy.

Cinccino - This pokemon is well known for its cleaning habits. So besides being adorable and fluffy - a great cuddle buddy - they help keep the space nice and tidy. Cleanliness is just a must for Sun. Also, I love chinchillas and its a must to have one. It's cuteness and elegance makes it a fierce competitor during competitions but honestly a terrible battler; more worried about keeping itself clean and pretty instead of winning.

Moon: Possibly works as a pokemon ranger (based off the side games) and is a ace trainer that is reformed off an evil team. Idk, my views of his personality is very similar to Silver and well, we know his history with Team Rocket- anyways, I think having a similar background would make him very serious about battle and rescuing others/pokemon.

Banette - Likely to have been with Moon as his first pokemon. Banette's pokedex entries consider it as a vengeful abandoned doll, and seeing it's a tragic but powerful pokemon, I feel like it would be serious but clingy in the quietest ways. It will help Moon in any way it can as Moon adopted it from an evil team and showed it true care, but it does not like any other pokemon getting attention, giving death glares and silently pulling off nasty tricks when no one is looking. Their strong bond makes mega evolving effective in a pinch. (Lets just assume they got the stone somehow its okay bbg)

Ferrothorn - Ignore its stats, this gigantic thing should really be a tank and I am wishing it as one. They're spikey but have a caring nature, and with the way it clings to ceilings or raises its body above things with its noodle legs, it makes it very maneuverable and helpful when it comes to traversing harsh locations. It craves affection, so give em a good pat and they'll love you forever.

Scolipede - Poison Horse. I love it, and it can be amazing in battle if you do the right things. I'm not the best at forming a competitive team, but narrative wise, its thick exoskeleton makes it very durable, its ability to curl up and roll makes it very fast, and it's a great buddy to help move from place to place fast, even when holding 2 people on its back. Probably the most stubborn and self important of the group.

Inteleon - It may be ehhhh to put a starter on this list, but I feel like Inteleon is a mon that would be great in the ranger line of work. A water type is a must for handling fires and to douse any moody flare ups within a group. Plus, water is a must for all life, so it creates an emergency water source. It has great sight from a distance and probably would act more like a scout that will climb up from high areas and leap between large gaps to find whatever it is they're after today. Likes to go at things alone but only wants to provide as much as it possibly can.

Heliolisk - This pokemon is so cool and I don't see enough of it! Definitely a bit of a trouble maker with a childish attitude outside of work. Again, imagining Moon still as an animatronic in this universe, the necessity of having an emergency charge from an electric type seems like a must. It also is great as an emergency light source by holding in an electrical charge in its mouth/hands. However, the dry skin of this pokemon makes it durable, able to withstand extreme heat, and as a lizard it should totally be able to stick to walls, which makes it great for caves or for being a pokemon to rely on during sticky situations. (Budum-tissss) I always forget it's not a ground type, but in my heart it is.

Cofagrigus - This mon scares me so much that I love it. Just a creepy design, but also the amount of move sets and strategies this one pokemon can do is insane. IDK jack about competitive pokemon, but even I know that this is a pokemon to be weary of to go against. This'll probably be Moon's main battle pokemon, where his strategies during a full pokemon battle against a trainer would revolve around Cofagrigus. In reality though, this Cofagrigus is the most motherly towards the team and wrangles everyone into being orderly and just is the general problem solver with interpersonal problems.

If i'm honest, a lot of this list can be exchanged with different pokemon. I mostly chose these based off vibe and some based off typing, but there's probably better pokemon for them out there lol

Thank you for asking though! It was very fun to think about and I love to yap :3333