#helluva head canon

[prof-ramses]

I just had a stupid idea for a Mammon brand product: Mammonopoly: The Game That WILL Tear Your Friendships & Family Apart. Yeah… that tagline is not hyperbolic. Despite its notorious reputation, the board game actually has a decent sales and is rather popular in the Wrath Ring. The Sins themselves are also not expert from what the games promise, and the one time they played it, things almost escalated into a full scale, 7 sided civil war before Lilith managed to deescalate the situation.

Like I said, stupid idea, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Sorry for the later response, my schedule's gone down the shitter.

I love this idea, the name and tagline are perfect and the idea of the Sins having a game night, on it's own, is an amazing and chaotic premise.

Love the detail of it being popular in Wrath because of how good it is at sparking conflict.

[xxscarletlightxx]

Helluva Hierarchy

This will be a mix of the canon and my head canon specifically the seven deadly sins. Top to bottom, mos t powerful to least powerful

Lucifer - The King of Hell and the Sin of Pride

Charlie - The Princess of Hell, heir apparent to Hell's throne

The Seven Deadly Sins - Demons who embody one of the seven deadly Sins, from most powerful to least powerful.

• Lucifer - Embodiment of Pride

• Satan - Embodiment of Wrath

• Bee-lzebub - Embodiment of Gluttony

• Mammon - Embodiment of Greed

• Leviathan - Embodiment of Envy

• Belfagor - Embodiment of Sloth

• Asmodeus - Embodiment of Lust

The Ars Goetia - Hellborn Demons with royal status, they usually resemble birds and have a specific study task they are assigned to at a young age.

Overlords - Sinner Demons who wield considerable power, and gained it through making soul binding deals.

Sinners - Immortal Demons who were once humans on Earth, having sinned were damned to Hell, they have the unique ability to make soul binding deals as they are the only ones on hell who have souls.

Hellborn demons - Succubi, Incubi, (unnamed Rattlesnake demons), Possessers, Baphomets, ect.

Imps and Hellhounds - The bottom of Hell's society

[caldella]

Hear me out:

Mastermind, but Stolas has even less time to get to the trial, so he can't get dressed. Nothing changes, except he does the entire Mastermind song and faces Satan himself in just his slutty robe and squeaky bunny slippers.

[hyperfixed-owl]

Small detail I found interesting:

Via’s Father’s Day card says “Kinder 1” on it.

My initial interpretation of this was did she make this in school, if Kinder is short for Kindergarten?

Which if it’s the case I’m both surprised and not surprised she went/goes to school.

Surprised because I’d always guessed she was homeschooled due to her being a Princess/Royalty and we’ve not seen any indication of her having friends outside of the palace.

But also not surprised because I can 100% see Stolas being the one to make sure she did experience school life, as we know he did not have that experience himself.

Remember how he told Blitz as a kid “I’ve never had anyone to share my books with?” And how excited he was that Blitz was his first friend?

All he’s ever wanted is for Via to have a “normal” life, and I love the idea of him going against Goetia tradition and enrolling Octavia in school for this very reason.

Aaaaand now I’m sad again 😭

[sugar-bb-fizz]

This scene made me cry. He's just so good. 🥺

He would be such a good dad.

Mammon makes me wanna scream. He's so awful 😖

[rhiandoesfandom]

My HC is that if Stolas had actually died, Blitz would start by trying to kill himself, then when his family won't let him, he goes on a killing spree of every mother fucker that got them into this mess.

Striker. Andrealphus, Stella. He becomes just an unstoppable force. Stolas being spared in canon was a mercy on all of hell, actually.

Take that how you will.

[niiwa-angel]

Winged characters in Hazbin Hotel have so much potential.

Charlie and Vaggie are getting ✨spicy✨ and Charlie tries to lean against Veggies back to touch her or whatever and all of a sudden-

WOOSH

She just flings Charlie across the room by accident because she was excited and she's forgotten that she has to control how they move.

Or Husk accidently knocking over all the bottles on the shelf behind the bar because he just kind of forgets how big they are.

Or Zestial using his wings to wrap Carmilla and the girls in to protect them from the acid rain. The four of them are out and it starts raining a little bit and the three girls just end up under his wings. Like it's no big deal, they're just there now.

Alastor is bothering Lucifer, just being his general annoying self when Lucifer brings out all six of his wings, jumps up and throws a burst of air at Alastor, knocking him off his feet.

Valentino using his wings to protect Velvette from the wind when they go out so her hair doesn't get messed up.

Or covering Vox when it's windy so his screen doesn't get dusty.

Husk learning the beauty of having his wings preened and properly taken care of by Lucifer and Vaggie, who spent their lives around other winged people who know how to care for them.

Nifty making feather dusters out of Husk, Vaggie, and Lucifer feathers when they're molting. She makes brooms too. And feather clothes for her roaches to wear during her puppet shows.

Velvette making wing attire and modeling them on Val.

Zestial using his wings as a fan to cool himself off when it's hot.

Bee using her wings to dry off Tex when he gets out of the pool.

Verosika being the big spoon when she and Blitz were dating because she'd shift her wings in her sleep and they would scratch his chest.

Fat Nuggets using Husks wings as a blanket. Angel has tons of pictures of that, he loves them.

Adam and Lute wrapping their wings around each other.

Emily clinging to Sera's wings so her big sister will carry her places.

Lucifer letting Baby Charlie climb his wings.

Lucifer using his wings to hold Baby Charlie and Lilith close to him while they're sleeping.

[cutielights]

Fizz x Ozzie X Tiny! S/O (gn)

Tw: none

I’m picturing this as like 4ft tall? Hc

They absolutely love your height, constant teasing.

But if it gets to much or you don’t like it, they’d ease up

SITTING. ON. OZZZIE’S. SHOULDER.

You and fizz would constantly be sitting in Ozzies fluff, like that looks so fluffy let me in.

I’m sorry but Ozzies probs almost stepped on you a few times

He can’t help it!

Knows to be more careful now

Fizz using air horns to wake you up is definitely a great way to start the day

Trying on Fizzy’s spare hat thing only for it to fall over your eyes

Fizz constantly scooping you up with his stretchy arms.

One moment you just chilling and the next your feet are off the ground

Kisses!

Kisses from the sky specifically

Pulling Fizz down by his jacket to kiss him

Accidentally falling asleep in Ozzies fluff after pulling an all-nighter

Speaking of his fluff you and Fizz hide in it when he goes to meetings

After the Striker and Crimson incident he doesn’t want to take chances

[daddyhoothoot]

My personal hc is that Stolas is autistic (cuz same) but curious what the overall fandom has to say

Link to Is Blitzø ADHD poll

[drama-glob]

Ozzie Headcanon:

Ozzie for sure doesn't like Mammon's clown pageant, but I'm betting he doesn't like competitions in general. Ozzie's someone who's about pleasure, fun and passion, and in truth, competition can take all those aspects away when it becomes about winning and needing to prove that one is better than all the rest. (I mean just look at Fizz's poor face here on the second one ;_;). Plus, by having someone win and claim that they are "the best" and is what everyone should aspire to, it diminishes the value and uniqueness each individual person has because of their flaws and imperfections as well as can make them feel like they're less when they don't meet that standard. We already know how Ozzie feels when Fizz says he needs to be perfect. ;_;

*A prime example of this would be gemstones and how the impurities in the crystalline structures gives them a variety of different colors, but that doesn't make them any less beautiful or desirable because of it. ^_^<3<3<3

[prof-ramses]

Shockingly, I have a non Mammon related idea to share. Namely, some ideas I’ve been mulling over of how Belphagor may be characterized:

Bel will be presented as surprisingly genial and diligent with her duties despite being drowsy 24/7 and constantly falling asleep (think Sleep from Orion and the Dark), possibly even being able to function/work while she is sleeping.

Bel will be asleep at all times and basically be a living prop with a reoccurring joke that she’s basically automated everything in her domain so she can get around, work, and even communicate without having to wake up and actually do anything herself.

Bel is a NEET/stoner that stays cooped up in her room, having delegated all of her duties to others and only getting involved when she absolutely has to. Unlike all of the other Sins, she isn’t propped up as some big celebrity around Hell and she dresses very informally/casually, especially compared to the six.

Bel is just straight up Inside Out 2’s Ennui and just doesn’t give a shit. She’s completely uninvolved in pretty much every aspect of Hell’s political landscape and the Sloth ring’s inhabitants have basically made a ramshackle democratic government since she can’t be bothered to lead it.

Bel is just a straight up mad scientist that not only tests her drugs on her subjects, but uses specially made drugs to keep them placid and under her thumb.

I know this is pretty messy and more importantly not Mammon related, but I’ve had these rattling in my head for a while and wanted to them.

Oh, NOW we're taking!

I have some T H O U G H T S on Bel, I've pondered her quite a bit. While I can't explain it fully, Sloth gives me a really uneasy feeling and, in my experience, most powerful entity ensembles usually involves at least one designated creepy member. I think the creepy Sin will either be Levi or Bel.

Now, I will admit there's a chance Levi is the creepy one and what I'm about to say is totally off base, but I would like to share some of my Levi ideas soon, too.

So, my Bel idea is one of those neigh-emotionless "for science/knowledge/progress!" mad scientists, with the twist of being very lax. The reason most Sloth natives are deformed in some way is due to her using her subjects as guinea pigs.

She also has a thing about how efficient things are, like, she has a text to speech keyboard on her hover chair because she deems it more efficient than actually talking.

I also have a HC for Sloth's general past. Bel and Baphomet are a couple who rule Sloth together, or rather, Baphomet does the ruling while Bel is hold up in her lab. Baphomet's creations are the candleheads, while Bel's are the plague doctors from Western Energy, and almost exclusively live in Sloth, mostly working as Bel's personal lab workers. Sloth used to be a vacation destination first and foremost, until the quack wellness market started and Baphomet convinced Bel to rebrand their ring.

Because of this, Baphomet has a typical caricature tourist look, while Bel wears a fancier plague doctor suit which gives her a humanoid outline, despite the fact she's actually badly mutated under her suit.

Hope you like these ideas, they've been brewing in my brain for a while. Also, small thing but I'm that kind of guy, it's actually "Beplhegor", with 2 "e"s.

[starleska]

introducing my Impsona, Lumi…who ends up under the unfortunate hospitality of Rolando at the One Star Wonder 👀💖 backstory below!!

Lumi the Imp has always struggled to hold down a job, and has worked across the Rings in every role you can imagine. unfortunately they're not the brightest star in the sky, and are often taken advantage of because of their unusually trusting nature. eventually, Lumi ends up in the employ of a notoriously shady demon, whose dealings in the human world are considered unethical even by Hell's standards 😱

oblivious to the scheming of their boss, Lumi departs on an ill-fated trip to Earth which ends in the massacre of their fellow employees. the demon concocted an elaborate scam wherein he rigged a set of faulty goods being transported by the imps to explode, thereby killing the imps, and allowing him to collect the insurance money. however, Lumi (who had wandered away from the delivery truck) was the only survivor of the explosion, and they emerged lucky: with just a set of curious-shaped scars across their face 💔

trapped without a money, food, or a way back to Hell, Lumi turns their sights to the only place they recognise: a local run-down hotel known as the One Star Wonder. Lumi remembers delivering goods to this hotel before, and recalls the owner Rolando to be a generous (if creepy) human who was always willing to accommodate his guests. they have no idea of the true demon which lurks beneath the disguise 👀

tantalised by Lumi's seeming innocence and the slow boil of repressed trauma, Rolando offers Lumi safety and shelter at the hotel, on the condition that they earn their keep as his assistant. over time, Rolando embarks on a personal quest to corrupt Lumi, and manipulates them into tormenting the humans who fall into his clutches... ...whilst perhaps growing a touch too fond of the silly little imp 😉

[transgwender616]

Helluva Boss head canon/prediction: Leviathan's purple head is lesbian while her white head is straight.

[lifea16]

Headcannon + Stuff 4 the future fanfic I write (Roommates AU is what I'll call it for now)

I head cannon that due to having been the scapegoat child of Cash, Blitz learnt that one of the only ways to live is to fight back, his trauma response is fight, when he has to communicate with words, he yells.

Meanwhile Stolas, due to having been in a abusive marriage, literally cannot process anything yelled at him and just automatically assumes it's insults and nothing else, that yelling can't have any valid points

Blitz can notice point two, if not by apology tour than probably when Stolas moves in

Stolas is still acting slightly racist and/or fetishistic of imps even after loosing his privilege for a while, since Blitz felt guilty for the divorce (don't be it was still Stolas' choice to lend you the grimore and not report you and the divorce was long overdue) And Blitz was like 'Well we live here, get used to it' when Stolas asked about the quality of the house and why Blitz was sleeping on the literal floor to give Stolas space Aka. "Oh, Blitz, the littler ones, didn't realize you three'd be back so soon! My sincerest apologises for not having begun training for secratery" Or something like that

Blitz notices point 4 and also feels like they both fucked up on the full moon, but also knows that his only way to really communicate was to yell and that seemed to trigger Stolas, so he feels stuck in a dilemma Tell Stolas how you feel but hurt him, or let him live in blissful ignorance so he doesn't cry [Loona also probably notices this and communicates on Blitz's behalf but I'm not sure of that]

[sugar-bb-fizz]

Fizz tries to flirt speaking in Italian (very badly) to Ozzie.

Ozzie enjoys it and doesn't correct his boyfriend.

[nyxofdemons]

has anyone done "ach nae i love him" with blitz and stolas yet