#heluva boss headcanon

[duckduckdove]

Incredible Observations made in my DMs by a friend who Doesn't watch Hazbin Hotel

I keep rambling at them about this fucking show trying to be funny but no matter what I say, nothing I say will ever be funnier than saying that because "Lucifer likes rubber ducks and Blitzo likes horses, they Almost have a griffin". I will Never be as funny as @osbob-the-existent please

We assigned Blitzo as ADHD because I was talking about Lucifer's autism (I want to make a post about that Eventually if someone else doesn't beat me to it) and rubber duck hyperfixation and this mfer pulls a

Just like him SAY IT LOUDER. COWARD. WE ALL KNOW THE ONLY PERSON BLITZO HAS EVER TOPPED IS STOLAS. VEROSICA ABSOLUTELY PEGGED HIM.

Anyway sorry to anyone who followed me for Other Reasons, Hazbin Hotel is my reason to breathe air and drink water rn

[sillierthenjusthelium]

i love how people either on reddit or tumblr or tiktok, they headcanon mammon as oogie boogie yet they think that asmodeus was voice-inspired by oogie boogie😭 its so funny lmfao

[stayinguplate]

Guys I’m out of brain cells 😭

I literally have no idea what to write and right now I’m kinda just drawing to try to get some ideas and posting them here so yeah……I’m trying to find more brain cells to write head canons and one shots please forgive me if I haven’t been posting fanfic material, I’ll try to think of something ,requests are open

[koogl001]

Hello! Lately I've been obsessed with your hazbin Hotel/ Heluva Boss fanfics and i wanted to request Alastor, Vox, and Charlie, with a Blind Reader. —🍄

One-Shots and Headcanons Masterlist

Alastor

This man is extremely territorial, as is everyone with the title of an Overlord

He feels a strong urge to protect and almost baby you, as he sees your blindness as an excessive disadvantage when it comes to taking care of yourself (though he secretly loves how dependant on him it makes you)

Want to cook something? He’ll shoo you out of the kitchen, you could have burned yourself on the stove after all

Want to go outside? He’ll accompany you in case someone tries to pick a fight with you

Want to use the stairs for a change to get to your room? He’ll talk you into using the elevator, you could have slipped and fallen

He even furnished your room with high end brand furniture, specifically requesting that all the sharp edges be filed down so you wouldn’t hurt yourself when bumping into them

Loves to sneak up on you unaware, be it for observing you, giving you a good scare or suddenly “attacking” you with kisses

He is a very flashy character who likes to flaunt, but when it comes to showing you off in front of the other Overlords, his feelings are mixed

He’d oh so love to show the world that you are his and his alone

On the other hand, with your condition he would be subjecting you to danger, as he is hated by many who would do anything to get back at him

Settles for bringing you with him to the Overlord yearly get together to discuss turf matters and politics

Makes you sit on his lap, enveloping you in a firm hug to make sure everyone present understands who you belong to

Would conquer all of Hell’s rings for you

Vox

He is a very wicked man, enjoying the suffering of others

However, when it comes to you, he’d do anything to give you your eyesight back

And trust me, he will try

Assembles a team of all of Hell’s best doctors, forcing them to try to “cure” you (unfortunately, with no success, which results in their death)

Loves technology and, to be honest he is a bit geeky when it comes to games

Hates that you can’t play with him but settles for you sitting on his lap, quietly listening to the grunts coming from him when he loses

Keeps you far, FAR away from Valentino

Sure, the moth man is his friend but knowing his occupation and his record with women, Vox will keep you as far away from him as possible

If Valentino somehow gets a hold of you and tries to make a deal with you, Vox might actually kill him despite their friendship

Using his Electrokinetic powers to hijack the TV signal all across Hell, he’ll broadcast your relationship so that no one would dare lay a finger on you (and to show you off, of course)

Charlie

She takes pity on you instantly

That is why she offers you a job at the Hazbin Hotel, so she could keep you safe and sound within her little territory

Though she won’t let you work all that much

Thorough the next few days, she’ll walk with you thou the entire hotel slowly, so that you can piece together the layout in your head and move around on your own without too much trouble

Will try to do anything and everything she can for you, which might end up in you feeling as thought you’re a kid who isn’t trusted to do anything right

Voicing those concerns to her, she will listen and repent, reluctantly letting you to actually do your job

Will literally have sparkles in her eyes anytime she looks at you

Almost never leaves your side in case you need anything or if you just want some companionship

She is a great spirit lifter with her sunshine and rainbows personality so if you ever feel down, she will be more than happy to give you an hour-long lecture about every single thing she loves and adores about you

Will read her favourite books to you so you two can discuss them later

She does not show her powers often, but if Alastor tries to hurt you in any way, he might as well perish

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

*Coughs out random idea* Sup I'm maybe going to get the vaccine but off topic

Can I get a reader who seems really mean and rude but they are actually really sweet once again any one you want

Hello, thanks for the ask and I hope you enjoy this!

Sal fisher, Travis Phelps, Octavia and lunna x secretly careing reader

Sal fisher

★Do you really expect him to not try and befriend you? This is sal, he'd apologize for you stabbing him.

★He was probably the only one who gave you a chance and made a effort to be around you, much like he had with Travis. He was always kind and never seemed to get fed up with you.

★He noticed that you were alone most of the time and started to talk to you. Aside from the mean demeanor you are actually a pretty good person who has trouble expressing such.

★Your reserved personally is the opposite to his "opposites attract" as they say. You might not always show it but you really do care about him.

★Anyway he'd want to introduce you to the rest of his group to try and see if you hit it off with them.

Travis Phelps

★He was surprised that you got along together, you became friends because you got paired together in a school project.

★At first he just hangs out with you because of the intimidation factor. You are very good at that and it keeps most people away when he's not in the mood to make them leave him alone.

★Hes kinda shocked when he gets to know you a bit better and see's that you actually care about him. It's probably because of his terrible home life but he never really knows what to think.

★Nevertheless he try's (and fails) to say "thank you" or "I appreciate your help" whenever you offer it or when he needs it.

Octavia

★You and her met at a goth fashion and pop culture shop or whatever hells equivalent of hot topic would be. You had been trying to find something that would look edgey. Maybe some spiked jewelry? Or some button pins if you prefer them.

★You both get along really well, she can be a bit rude at times but she never really means it, you understand because you're the same way.

★Once you start to get close to her she will start venting to you about things that are currently troubleing her, most often it's her parents fighting or dad cheating.

★If you offer her comfort during this she will really appreciate it but not voice it, but know that she does.

Luna

★Haha twins-

★Okay, but in all fairness the two of you are really similar. You both are cold to people, are mean, have a aggressive demener but most importantly you both care but it's in your own ways

★Whenever you to hangout blitzø always says something along the lines of "Lonnie having a playdate" or "make shure you don't talk to strangers" like the good dad he is.

★She sometimes gets off work early (skips work) to get a coffee/monster/favorite drink and hangout with you whilst also trash talking people that pissed her off or to just sit in her phone and do whatever.

[invaderchriz]

S. I. M. P.

I WANT YOU TO WORSHIP ME

GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

YOU CANT EVEN TALK TO ME

[ilikefandom]

Valentino Backstory Headcanon

So I’ve been looking around and it appears that Val has no canon backstory. I was listening to a podcast the other day and the wheels in my head started turning. 

TW: Sexual Assault, Sexual Assault of a Minor, Murder, Non-consentual filming of sex acts, Drug Use, Drug abuse, Abuse, Child Abuse

So I think it’s safe to estimate that Val died, as an adult, in the mid to late 80s. I’m estimating his age of death to be in his late 20s to early 30s. I assume he was from America and at this time somethig strange was happening in the deep south.

As Val was growing up, in a strict household, he didn’t live up to his parents’ expectations as he was too promiscuous. So he was sent to a reform school around 1970, at the age of 10 or 11. He began to climb the social ladder, making waves that disrupted the rest of the boys living there. He was eager to help and earn the ‘special privilages’ that were offered to some of the other boys. This school is the Boystown school. 

After catching the eye of an older boy Val was taken on his first trip, via plane. It was on that flight that he was introduced to cocaine and cigerettes for the first time. After an older boy gave him the drugs, he took them, then, after taking the drugs, he was forced to participate in an orgy with both adults and other minors. It was the first time that he had ever felt free so he fell in and complied. 

He continued, over the years, to come to these parties. Once in a while he would just service an older man. He came to understand that continued abuse was normal and sexual assault wan’t wrong. Almost every time he ‘partied’ with these older men, he was filmed and his image distributed via child abuse imagry. 

As he got older, Val became one of the mentors, getting extra money from the older men when he brought new boys into the circle. He became greedy, even kidnapping other boys to satisfy the lust of his superiors. He did drugs, drank and was rutinely abused by these older men. He soon realized he could make money by extorting people, blackmailing them with the threat of reporting their actions.

Evenually his threats caught up with him and he died between the ages of 25 and 30 at the hands of the people who abused him, never having the werewithal to process his trauma. He ended up in Hell and decided that, hey, he could do all those things that the men on Earth did to him and get rich off of it. 

That is how Val got where he got, selling ilicit imagry and the bodies of others, and, sadly and horribly, endowing the same trauma placed on him into Angel Dust, and all the countless others he abused.

TL:DR: Valentino was an unnamed victim of the Franklin Credit Union Cover-Up. 

PS. This does not erase all of the horrible things Val does, it just provides and explanation. If anyone wants to add to this feel free!

[cora0rr3m]

Welome anyone and everyone to cora0rr3m!!

Just call me Cora/Rem and pronouns are she/they/he (use she her minimally)

Interests/hobbies: Drawing, Animation (2D), Vocaloid songs, and many more

Im a minor, and i might not post frequently because of school or maybe a family vacay or smth-

[pisces, infp, i’d love it if you would check out my posts even though they are cringe 😁🥰👍]

Fandoms im in:

The Owl House

In a heartbeat

Carmen Sandiego

Cookie Run: Kingdom

Heluva Boss

Genshin Impact

And many others that i cannot remember ;_;

DNI IF.. (this is not optional)

Transphobic/Homophobic

Racist

Proshipper

Makes straight aus of in a heartbeat (or any gay ship in general)😦😕😟

You are here to “Troll”

super straight or any fake sexuality

You don’t respect other’s pronouns

You dont respect other’s beliefs/religion

You make CP

(This is a joke but) Sherwin slander of him looking like Ed Sheeran

Comfort Characters/Characters i simp for/My kins:

- Caramel arrow cookie (cookie run kingdom) [i simp for]

- Financier cookie (cookie run kingdom) [i simp for]

- Sherwin (In a Heartbeat) [comfort character]

-Carmen Sandiego (From Carmen Sandiego lol) [I EXTREMELY SIMP FOR.]

- Luz Noceda (The owl House) [I EXTREMELY SIMP FOR ASWELL.]

- Rosaria (Genshin Impact) [i simp for alot]

- Ayaka (Genshin Impact) [My kin]

More interests:

In a heartbeat fanfiction/any fan content possible bcs there is like 0 nowadays-

If you have any caramel arrow/financier cookie fanart pls show it to me i will definitely not hang it on my wall and kiss it goodnight

I play cookie game and anime no sis aether game

cats and bunnies.

Cute lil plushies

Any fanart or fan headcanons of any of the fandoms im in

if you have any more art advice for people with cartoony artstyles please tell me so i can improve my sad depressing art

Ambition when i get the chance ig:

To be an animator/cartoonist, im not actively practicing now, but i hope i have the money to buy a drawing tablet so that i can draw easier on my laptop

Travel the world

Make fan content... and maybe someday, original made up ocs and art of my own :]]

Reminders:

I might not post frequently due to lack of motivation or school.

If you dont like what you see in this blog, just scroll somewhere else, because im just doing what i can for fun

I have really badly made jokes, so dont expect a laugh

I hope you have a great time in this blog :]] ✨💜🤎🧡💙💚💓💗

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Ello how has your day been I wanted to ask for a reader with fake friends and she doesn't notice if it is okay with you I wanted it for the creepy pasta and if you can some of hazbin hotel and sally face

Hey bestie how's it going? Thanks for the ask as always. Hope you like the hc's!

Ticci toby

★He's really protective of you, he was treated as a outcast his whole life from everyone at school for being the way he is. When you came along and treated him with kindness he knew that he had to keep you safe.

★He was kind of oblivious to your friends being fake. Attest in the beginning he was, after they learned that you had another friend, and one that was nice to you nonetheless.

★They end up dropping you as a friend for not leaving toby, much to your surprise and Toby's anger. He really wants to give them a piece of his mind but if you don't want him to he will back off.

Jeff the killer

★He never really had any friendships growing up so when you and him got close enough to be considered friends he really wants to keep you safe.

★When he meats your other friends for the first time he had immediately distrust towards them and it was proven to him when you tell him that they are pressuring you to cut ties with him.

★he dose not take to this lightly and as soon as the words come out of your mouth he grabs his knife to show them as much.

Ben drowned

★as bad as it sounds he really wants your friends dead but you still defend them despite clearly being toxic towards you.

★you don't believe that your friends are fake so he goes into their messages to find something that can change your mind, he finds what he was looking for pretty quickly.

★when he shows you the texts proving that they where talking about you behind your back you don't end up taking it well and he comforts you when you cut ties with them.

Octavia

★ She and you met because you were both demon royalty in the underworld which resulted in the two of you being introduced.

★ You're family's being both high class meant that someone was going to try and take advantage and naturally there was a demon to fill that role, For you at least.

★Octavia hates the way they act behind you're back. They are clearly just using you but you are just to naive to notice.

★She will end up trying to get you to cut ties by explaining that they are just trying to take advantage of you, this starts a fight between the two of you.

★you don't want to believe her but... It does make sense if you look at it from a distance. You where always trying to please them and they never really did anything for you. You end u apologizing to her and trying to break off your own friendships that are toxic.

Sal Fisher

★ he noticed that your "friends" didn't exactly respect you or your boundaries, they always tryed to get you to do things that you didn't want to do.

★you where always to nice to say no so you whent along with whatever they where doing. He himself was known to be kind to people even if they are really rude to him and he really tried to get along with them but he just couldn't.

★he will want to take you aside and talk to you about them not respecting your boundaries and that they aren't good for your mental health.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Currently have zero inspiration for writing and asking for some requests!

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hello yes it was about Harpies and I said escape the night cause that's the only time I've seen a Harpie I wasn't sure if you've seen the show or not but it's a show by a YouTube

Ah ok, got it! Also I'm going to write the reader as a hell born species that is rare to come by, kinda like imps and Incubuses but higher in statice.

Verosika blitzø and striker X child harpie reader

Verosika

★Verosika knew your mom/dad/parent while you where a little kid, they where a sinner and they often left you with someone irresponsible in order to party with Incubuses and demons.

★That's when she met you, your parent had a little to much to drink and wasn't able to drive, leading her to drive them to your home. At that point you had been dropped off at your house, unsupervised of course.

★Now, she wasn't a expert at child care but she definitely knows that leaving a small child who was a rare spices of demon in the care of someone irresponsible and than that person leaving you alone was not okay.

★After a bit of internal back and forth she finally decides to bring you back to her place, and give you back when you're parent woke up. Just to make shure you stay out of trouble.

★However, that never happened, your parent woke up and didn't bother to look for you. Not knowing what to do she pawned you off to one of her more responsible friends, it was for the best though as she ended up visiting you and regularly checking if you where okay.

Blitzø

★He adopted you like he adopted loona.

★No but seriously, you are his adopted child. He decided that after you told him you didn't have a family, despite the fact that you are a much higher statice than him he'd treat you like his own.

★He very happily shows you off to his employees after he showed you to loona first, she was less than enthusiastic about you. Blitz seems to do things at random and that includes him bringing you home and calling you his child.

★It will take loona awhile but eventually she will start to see you as her little sibling, just give her time and try not to be annoying.

★Considering the fact you're a harpy who can fly he might ask you to go get him a coffee from a nearby shop, for you to get exercise and practice flying. And for him he gets a half empty cup of iced coffee, flying probably wasn't the best mode of transportation.....

Striker

★He met you when he was assigned a kill to a overlord. You had been caught in the middle because they, unlike you couldn't go in any other ring in hell and needed a intermediary.

★After he killed your boss he was confused, you are a kid, why where you working for a sinner? How did he even get a harpie to work with him in the first place???

★He doesn't really care that you're a harpie, he however is very conserned about the fact you won't seem to have a parent present. If you tell him that you don't have any parents he'd be a bit conflicted about what to do.

★On one hand he's a dangerous assassin, he has no time to deal with a kid! He probably try's to ditch you at a orphanage but not having the strength to go through with it.

★He ended up taking you under his wing (no pun intended) as a kind of apprentice. Except you are not allowed to go with him when he gets a job nor are you allowed to use one of his guns. You're allowed to practice with his knives though.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hazbin hotel: what it's like growing up in hell

★lets just assume that you're parent(s) are a sinner(s), which makes you a denizen of hell by birth, sadly children being born in hell is not as rare as it should be.

★You grow up watching Katie killjoy and Tom tucker on the news alot, you may or may not have picked up on some.... Colorful Language while doing so.

★Hell doesn't really have a school system so you probably just picked up on reading and writing by children's shows teaching you the basics, the ABC's and such before learning the rest by yourself.

★Your mom/dad/parent was probably underprotective, absent or both which gave you a lot of freedom to go do wherever you want, you ushly went to places like the park or maybe a library if one was available.

★You learn how to hide yourself during the yearly purge, it's kinda like a Holliday actually. Every year you lock all the doors, hide yourself somewhere (under a bed, in a closet, etc) and eat snacks and play videogames on a knockoff DS while the world burns outside.

★You're pretty desensitized by violence by your teen's, it doesn't surprise anyone though because you can look out your window and see a sinner stab another sinner over a drugs.

[koogl001]

Currently taking fanfic and HCs requests here so hmu darlings <333