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leon is urgently called on a mission
leon: sorry, mr. president, i'm in madrid. with the daughter of the previous mr. president. no, i can't, i'm at a wedding. mr. president, this is my wedding. no, not with the daughter of the previous mr. president, luis serra. yes, a criminal in 10 countries, but like i said, i’m in madrid.
there’s a wedding march in the background
by @pol-parketny
#by @pol-parketny 🙏🙏🙏#she wrote me this and allowed to translate into english and post it#I GIGGLED SO HARD WHILE TRANSLATING#her jokes and hc >>>#and you still don't know so much! right after the summer exams i'll start drawing a bunch of RE content#which we came up with together a year ago! these are very funny and cool pieces i promise#0039pf shitposts#serennedy#re4#luis serra#leon kennedy#resident evil#resident evil 4#re4 remake#resident evil 4 remake#luis serra navarro#luis sera#luis serra x leon kennedy#leon kennedy x luis serra
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so over on JP twitter they've come up with the hc that papa leech is hangyodon
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#floyd leech#oc#twst oc#shiokawa mayu#mrs leech and her... manlet husband..#its so funny im accepting the hc#until they show what papa leech looks like#he is hangyodon to me now#the joke is hangyodon is half fish so he has legs#but once you convert him to mer form and give him a tail#hes literally just 100% fish#just a regular fish 😭😭#mayu buying merch in twisted wonderland bc it reminded her of home#until floyd leech opens his mouth
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Hualesbian au but the only thing that changes is just the gender of hulian. Xie Lian is androgynous/dresses masc(ish)/uses he/she though, so some people think she is a man. Ik this sounds contrived but hear me out
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SQX: You should change into your female form, it's so much fun!
XL: I am a woman
SQX: ...
XL: ...
SQX: Even better!
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PM: So you and Hua Cheng huh? I hear she's an evil seductress that has broken many men's chastity, though she's not my type I think you should be warned
XL: What's my chastity have to do with a friendship between two women?
PM (forgot XL was a woman): oh... well you never know
XL: ????
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Jian Lan (who simply forgot that XL the princess XL and the scrap god XL are the same person): He's the father!
The whole court room: gasps
FX: ????
MQ: ...
XL: ...no
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HX: Her Highness said-
SQX: Oh! You actually knew that he was a woman?
HX: *flashbacks to all the anatomically correct drawings he's seen, and HC constant yapping*
HX: unfortunately
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also I think it would be really funny if people started getting convinced that XL has a sister because MQ and FX switch between his Highness and her Highness
#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#Not really hualesbians but hualain will always be lesvians in my heart#hualian#hualesbians#fem xie lian#fem hua cheng#I love buch he/she lesbian xl#He does not care about her own gender#Maybe I'm projecting#But who cares#I don't think HX actually sees the cave but maybe HC started “drawing”(it's just his dried blood) in the kiln and somehow it was still ther#Also mandatory mention that anatomy does not equal gender#I just wanted to make a joke about that#God I think PM and les XL would get along great#Ik they are sort of friends by the end if the series but I think they'd be closer here#why? idk#Also I think XL would start presenting more masc during banishment so that uh no seismic#Also ultra fem top HC is soooo good#I love her#I do think in cannon she's a switch but let the fems have this one#Ppl would catch onto hualain a lot faster if they mistaked xl as a guy#A lot slower if they knew he was a girl#God I hope the tags aren't longer then the post#SQX would be having so much fun#HX is surrounded by useless lebians#Why is MQ still able to be XL's personal assistant? Idk maybe bc of his cultivation#Not sure about FX though...#feng xin#mu qing
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can't stop thinking about sevika slowly torturing you with her tongue until you're sobbing and literally dripping for her.
she'll have you sit on her face for as long as she wants, teasing your clit with her tongue and nose until she can open her mouth and stick her tongue out to collect everything that drips onto it.
she'll hold you in place with her strong arms and hands, even when your legs start giving out because she doesn't care and wants to keep going until she's decided enough is enough. you'll be begging to ride her face and come but she'll hold you up just enough to keep you from sitting on her face properly so she can keep teasing you.
(and then she'll clean you up properly and tell you how good you were for her as she holds you and rubs your back until you fall asleep)
#raaaaaaaaaaah#i need her so bad#this isn't a joke anymore chat#she does aftercare i know she does aftercare#arcane#sevika#sevika x reader#sevika x you#league of legends#sevika hc#arcane sevika#sevika headcanon
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Obligatory Milkfur drawing to honor my blog name
#Milkfur as in the Milkfur who appears in Mapleshade's Vengeance and is concerned abt Maple's kits being in the river#I hc her daughter’s ‘legal’ name is Troutfin but she looked and acted so much like her mother that RiverClan nicknamed her ‘little Milkfur’#it became an inside joke where other clans mistakenly called her Milkfur and the RiverClan cats just didn’t correct them bc it’s funny#milkfur#warriors#wc fanart#waca art#waca#riverclan#mapleshade’s vengeance#warriors fanart#wc#wc design#warrior cats design
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I made this like two weeks ago as a joke its rlly low effort sorry
#art#my art#sorry no rochelle shirt pattern#or francis tattoos#im lazy#l4d2#left 4 dead 2#left 4 dead#do u all fw the butch francis hc i liuterally just call francis by she/her now its not even a joke anymore#francis looks so damn innacurate.. sorry i did him dirty maybe ill draw him to make up for it .. hes my fav
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a couple of duck team epilogue designs ive been noodling on!
#posts by me dot com#naddpod#ba2mia#ba2umia#solum bufo#calliope petrichor#calder kilde#kenna ironheart#some lil misc notes:#calder made matching earring sets before realising sol had no ears so he made em into pins for him#callie went on a weird date (???) with the young stag where they both kinda talkied about the exes they murdered by proxy#i cldnt find a way to visually give kenna a krugan trinket .. so just. imagine in ur head somewhere in her pack she has a new photo#of her & him together (taken by callie . of course. number 1 krugie supporter)#(and now krugan doesnt have to just look at the decade old photo he has of kenna when she was just a kid...)#on calders belt are runes that spell ice knife in giant#also . calder discussing his ldr arrangement with gregor#a funny little . um . joke for me personally is#callie has a wooden bracer thats been personally handwoven for her by triss 2; as their relationship amends and starts to bloom#calder has um. nuffink#my personal hc is that the majority of triss 2s dates w calder r talking about callie#sol also has no acoralil merch bcus um i simply dont care about it 👍 amen#i have one million professor sol hcs and acorasol doesnr exist to me . bye
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not so tall now are you
#ninjago#jaya#nya smith#nya jiang#jay walker#jay ninjago#nya ninjago#ninjago jaya#my hc is that pilot to s2 nya is 14 and jay is 15#and that jay was like a tall lanky long fella#but he stopped growing when he turned like 16 meanwhile nya kept on growing#i keep working on and tweaking this over and over im just posting it already#i hate side profiles oh my lawrd#my fav character trope is the girl and one of my fav ship tropes is the couple so jaya was kinda made for me#you could put a gun to my head and tell me to accurately draw the ninja suits and i would tell u to shoot#thats a total joke but i am uniquely bad at using minifigures as reference#i rmb when i first watched njg i saw nya and i knew shed at least be one of if not my fav but i did Not like her design#is it because im a girl master wu no it’s because youre the only one with that fuckass bob#but shes justa girl… bad haircuts are inevitable….#my haircut in 2021 was actually putrid ill say#so i forgive her#i fixed the crop thing bc i realized how ugly it is LMAO#im new to postings pls#aphid artisms
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Day #251 - Whimsy
A younger Galadriel, probably. She makes bad puns.
#galadriel#artanis#the silmarillion#lotr#chibi#cute#silm art#digital art#silm#doodle#tolkien#tolkien legendarium#daily smol silm#fav galadriel hc is that she's equal parts scary and cringe. scary bc she can read your deepest desires and not even sauron can keep her ou#cringe bc she knows how to use modern slang but chooses to use it poorly to get a rise out of younger elves. that and the dad jokes
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HC: The By from Byroden isn’t actually from by the road, but it’s By as in Bi as in Two and bisexual cause this town is filled with bisexual twins (Vax & Vex, Opal & Ted)
#this is a joke but kinda#speculation over opals and teds sexuality cause idk but opal baby girl is such a flirt with everyone that i hc her as bi and well ted is her#but vax and vex are canon bi and i love that for them#byroden#cr hc#vex & vax#vax & vex#opal & ted#ted & opal#opal twice crowned#cr opal#opal#ted#cr ted#vex’ahlia#vax’ildan#vex’ahlia de rolo
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yuo're honor they're buddies
#the amazing digital circus#ena joel g#tadc caine#ena#doodle#my art#i came up with this as a joke but im rly vibing with the idea that spawned from it while i was drawing#like ena's world being garbage data out in the void. whatever the ram is spitting out while rendering everything else#sometimes caine visits to make sure it doesnt spill into the circus grounds and the humans cant accidentally stumble upon it#(also yes i hc both as autistic yes i am projecting 💖)#ena with her meltdowns and caine with not really picking up that his adventures aren't as fun to the humans as he'd think. and more#also WOW im rusty with ena#😔
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Robin: I swear you’re like their mom or something. And you act like one too!
Steve: Shut up, Robin! They all have moms already. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m clearly a dude.
Robin: Oh, trust me, I know. But it doesn’t mean you can’t act like a mom, which you definitely do, dingus.
Eddie: I concur, you’re definitely the mommy of the group, Steve. Which makes me… a motherfucker?
Steve: Ew, don’t say it like that, man!
Robin: *gagging* Okay, I’m out of here!
#He’s the mom of the group#I DONT REALLY LIKE CALLING HIM A MOM THO BUT IN JOKES ITS OK#Robin is so done with these two boys#One word about dicks and she’s out of there#I GET HER LMAO#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#I love her so much#steddie#stranger things#incorrect quotes#headcanon#hc#steddie fandom#steve x eddie#steve harrington x eddie munson
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Chat we were cooking last night
not pictured: PV response, me constantly apologizing if i went a bit too far, the 5 million rp stalkers sobbing
#If you see the timestamps no you dont#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#if you can believe it. They arent planned to be dating after this either#Shadow’s already made sex jokes and said that pure vanilla was his to do whatever they wanted with though#So theres something inherently gayer going on#Shadow uses he/they/it with a he preference for my hcs but i also think she uses she her when in a woman form which theyre in time to time
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sunrise on the reaping is where headcanons go to die.
#thg#the hunger games#thg sotr#sunrise on the reaping#i think it’s actually a little concerning that this is the first thing i thought when the book was announced…#i have an entire list of victors… i have wrote a scary amount of lore abt them… i am terrifyingly attached to them#but like even the canon victors!! if beetee doesn’t win the 40th i’m jumping off the roof.#if wiress’ last name is confirmed and it’s not lisiecki suzanne and i are going to have words.#(i hc her as polish and for some reason this hc is very personal to me. she also has to win the 48th. i don’t make the rules.)#if brutus doesn’t win the 43rd! if lyme doesn't win the 46th!! if any more victors are mentioned by name i will jump out of the window!!!#suzanne don’t you test me#so yeah anyway!!!!#normal abt them.#(i am not in fact normal abt them)#(fun fact i have a pinterest board with sections for each victor. yes it does have 1500 pins. no it is not my biggest board)#so yeah i am so sorry for the rant in the tags but its my post and i do what i want <3#sotr#second quarter quell#oh yeah also the first quarter quell victor!! if their mentioned by name.. or district… or anything i swear to actual god#suzanne im outside your window. yeah i just want to talk.#for legal reasons this is a joke#it’s not important that if any of these things don’t align with my personal fanon i will probably just ignore them. that’s not important.#dayne talks
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okay so. I know nobody on the eng side of the fandom acknowledges Flora bride candidate as canon but a while ago I was looking at Baron Reinhold's speech in JPN for some analysis and he acknowledges that a woman could have found Flora just as much as a man with the full knowledge that he intends to marry her off.
ergo, Baron Reinhold supports gay marriage. happy flora friday and pride month!
#professor layton#flora reinhold#augustus reinhold#r does an art#flora friday#my exact hc for her is demiro/demis/bi but the joke has to be consice#and yes this information is why i ended up thinking of her as bi askgkgjghfhf i used to hc her as a lesbian
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I’ve never been... happy Wouldn’t that be nice? Is this the secret? Singing and dancing through life? Is my integrity worth anything at all?But happiness can’t come before its fall
#st tos#star trek#star trek tos#spock#this is a joke but now I'm thinking of a tgwdlm crossover/au#I'm actually not sure mr spock would survive until the end#he has incredible self-control but also way too many emotional issues#the hive specifically targets people's desire to connect; to get validation from a specific person or people in general#that's my hc for why they never got emma (on screen). because her desires were internal. she wanted to better herself#that's not something she could get through anyone else#(& yes she also wanted to reconnect with her family (& maybe connect w/ paul) but that's not the core of her desire)#and if course paul only started to become susceptible to the infection after he'd allowed himself to hope for/want a connection with emma#like he's had feelings for her even before but he was never gonna go anything about it#it's the allowing himself to *want* that sealed the deal. & through wanting emma also wanting more from life in general#& yes spock is pretty repressed but still he's way more internally aware of his issues than he lets through#(whoof managed to bring ut back around to star trek after all. I think I'll tag tgwdlm)#tgwdlm#oh the screenshot is from “this side of paradise”. if you're confused by this post
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