#her jokes and hc >>>

[0039pf-third-blog-hooray]

leon is urgently called on a mission

leon: sorry, mr. president, i'm in madrid. with the daughter of the previous mr. president. no, i can't, i'm at a wedding. mr. president, this is my wedding. no, not with the daughter of the previous mr. president, luis serra. yes, a criminal in 10 countries, but like i said, i’m in madrid.

there’s a wedding march in the background

by @pol-parketny

[anbaisai]

so over on JP twitter they've come up with the hc that papa leech is hangyodon

[bloodyfries]

Hualesbian au but the only thing that changes is just the gender of hulian. Xie Lian is androgynous/dresses masc(ish)/uses he/she though, so some people think she is a man. Ik this sounds contrived but hear me out

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SQX: You should change into your female form, it's so much fun!

XL: I am a woman

SQX: ...

XL: ...

SQX: Even better!

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PM: So you and Hua Cheng huh? I hear she's an evil seductress that has broken many men's chastity, though she's not my type I think you should be warned

XL: What's my chastity have to do with a friendship between two women?

PM (forgot XL was a woman): oh... well you never know

XL: ????

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Jian Lan (who simply forgot that XL the princess XL and the scrap god XL are the same person): He's the father!

The whole court room: gasps

FX: ????

MQ: ...

XL: ...no

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HX: Her Highness said-

SQX: Oh! You actually knew that he was a woman?

HX: *flashbacks to all the anatomically correct drawings he's seen, and HC constant yapping*

HX: unfortunately

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also I think it would be really funny if people started getting convinced that XL has a sister because MQ and FX switch between his Highness and her Highness

[decoyhounds]

can't stop thinking about sevika slowly torturing you with her tongue until you're sobbing and literally dripping for her.

she'll have you sit on her face for as long as she wants, teasing your clit with her tongue and nose until she can open her mouth and stick her tongue out to collect everything that drips onto it.

she'll hold you in place with her strong arms and hands, even when your legs start giving out because she doesn't care and wants to keep going until she's decided enough is enough. you'll be begging to ride her face and come but she'll hold you up just enough to keep you from sitting on her face properly so she can keep teasing you.

(and then she'll clean you up properly and tell you how good you were for her as she holds you and rubs your back until you fall asleep)

[milkfur]

Obligatory Milkfur drawing to honor my blog name

[edsnotden]

I made this like two weeks ago as a joke its rlly low effort sorry

[sideblogdotjpeg]

a couple of duck team epilogue designs ive been noodling on!

[waterghostype]

not so tall now are you

[webcxre]

yuo're honor they're buddies

[plistommy]

Robin: I swear you’re like their mom or something. And you act like one too!

Steve: Shut up, Robin! They all have moms already. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m clearly a dude.

Robin: Oh, trust me, I know. But it doesn’t mean you can’t act like a mom, which you definitely do, dingus.

Eddie: I concur, you’re definitely the mommy of the group, Steve. Which makes me… a motherfucker?

Steve: Ew, don’t say it like that, man!

Robin: *gagging* Okay, I’m out of here!

[daily-smol-silm]

Day #251 - Whimsy

A younger Galadriel, probably. She makes bad puns.

[welcometotheunknownlosers]

Chat we were cooking last night

not pictured: PV response, me constantly apologizing if i went a bit too far, the 5 million rp stalkers sobbing

[thefloatingwriter]

sunrise on the reaping is where headcanons go to die.

[the-river-of-light]

okay so. I know nobody on the eng side of the fandom acknowledges Flora bride candidate as canon but a while ago I was looking at Baron Reinhold's speech in JPN for some analysis and he acknowledges that a woman could have found Flora just as much as a man with the full knowledge that he intends to marry her off.

ergo, Baron Reinhold supports gay marriage. happy flora friday and pride month!

[zirconpetals]

I’ve never been... happy Wouldn’t that be nice? Is this the secret? Singing and dancing through life? Is my integrity worth anything at all?But happiness can’t come before its fall

[sincapjelly]

I wonder how it felt when Lilly gave birth to Cole and lost her powers right away. She was pretty young, and she probably had a different vision for herself as an elemental master, meaning she never got to have fun with her powers as much as she would like. She probably couldn't get enough of them.

I wonder if Lou was worried about her when she lost her powers. He has no idea how it must feel like, but he can guess some part of her feels empty now. He'd be so worried if with PPD she would be angry at Cole for taking her powers or feel hurt, because you know, even though in her right mind she was happy that he was her inheritor, you never know.

He finds her sighing sadly when she is taking care of their garden a few times, no longer feeling like a part of the earth below her. It no longer feels like they are one, and it's a very odd feeling, she can't say she likes it. And it took some time to finally get used to it too.

One night Lou wakes up, and she is not beside him. He wonders where she is, and finds her talking to baby Cole. She yaps to him, asks him about how she wonders it feels to him. How she heard that when elemental masters are too little to wield such magic, "the magic is around them and not in them", or something like that, whatever that means. So he probably isn't even aware of the connection between him and his element.

Lou listens to them. How she talks to the baby in a quiet, soft voice, how Cole sometimes makes happy, funny little sounds, how Lilly giggles between her words when he does that. Best of all, Lilly doesn't sound as sad. She sounds happy when she talks to the baby about their element. How she explains to him that she is sad about losing them, but it's okay because she chosed to give up on them. She will be okay, it's just gonna take a little longer to get rid of old mannerism.