#hes both serious and incredibly dorky

[cicerenella]

we wanna hear more about your italy headcanons!

Haha, I have a few up my sleeve dear anon. I'll start by giving the first "general ones" that come to my mind.

his human name is Felice Valente, but many nations also know him as "Veneziano"

this nickname comes from him being the former Republic of Venice (mind you, it lasted for over a thousand years!), one of the most powerful nations of that time

"Oh look that's Mr. Valente!" "Who, Veneziano?"

being one of the most influential states also meant that he had to be plenty charismatic

he's a tremendously smooth talker, can put you at ease with just a smile

but mind you! you'll never know if his friendliness is genuine or not

either way, he's normally pleasant to be around and pretty much open to talking if he's not busy

fascinated by technology and engineering projects

in particular, he's a big fan of cars, think of the many brands that were born in north italy!

Fiat, Lamborghini, Ferrari...

probably owns some of these lol

aaand speaking of owning...

he has a few houses scattered around northen italy

his "main" house is in Milan, were he is more closer to the buildings he needs to be present to and overall in a central zone

it is probably an apartment on a high floor, the inside is very cozy for such a "modern" household

another house of his is in Tuscany, probably a cottage in the outskirts of the big cities were he can relax

the calm and peaceful nature of the countryside let's him rest, he can also paint in peace there (his life in Milan is generally very frenetic)

and probably some others that don't come to my mind rn

i said many times before that he's quite professional in international meetings despite his cheerfulness

outside of work stuff though? a total dork <33

this is were his more "silly" aspect really shines

he's the guy that in the middle of nowhere whips out a bottle of grappa and goes "let's see how much i can drink before i pass out"

ah and to add on that, he swears a lot when drunk

go to Veneto and you'll understand

also very stylish this man dresses to kill alright? we stan a man that takes care of himself!

even though sometimes he can come across as snobbish and self absorbed

you can literally smell the ex austrohungarian from him LMAOO

aaand that's about it for the miscellaneous ones, let me know if you want to read more :))

[boyfriendyke]

vash truly is one of the most characters ever. like. he's a normal guy. he's a gunslinger. he barely uses his gun. he's lame. he's a dork. he's the most badass character ever. there are two (2) different instances of him barking in the anime. he has an evil brother. he's cain and also abel. he's an angel. also an alien. he's good with kids. he's a staunch pacifist. he's naive. but also he's aware of how inconvenient his views can be. he's a staunch pacifist. and he's killed before. and he's everything to me <3

[dontlookatmytmntcollection]

Donatello (NSFW Alphabet)

Bayverse Donatello x F!Reader

Donatello is a giving, fast-paced, enthusiastic character that has tendencies to people-please; with a deep seated desire to belong. I see him being a submissive lover most of the time; needing the freedom from his busy brain and busy life. Donnie would give in to anything his lover would need from him. But you would also notice he struggles to indulge in taking what he wants, in fear of inconveniencing, pressuring, or disgusting you. Which makes those occasional moments when he takes over and give in to his dominant urges all the more delicious. 

Brief mentions of masochism, somnophilia, bondage, pegging and exhibitionalism. Word count: 2200. 

Enjoy!

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) - After sex Donnie is a dumbass. Doesn’t matter what kind of sex. He’s fucked out and a bit of a goofball, so you will get cuddles and jokes and he will make you laugh. But until you ask, he’s not thinking about the mess at all. Or about water. Or food. Or anything really. It’s when you actually ask, “Babe, I can’t move, will you please grab-” He will first be horrified, then he will SCRAMBLE out of bed. He’ll wack his head against a light or something or trip over his underwear flat on his face- he’s so fucking cute. 

B - Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) - If you compliment anything about his physical appearance or physic, he says stuff like “Naww.” “Staap.” “No you don’t.” But he loves the size difference. He loves how small you look against him and in his bed. Sometimes he stares at how big his hands and fingers are while fingering your little pussy and he goes brain dead. 

C- Cum (Anything to do with cum basically) - Donnie whimpers, shakes, and moves a lot during orgasm. He can’t help it. It’s one of those moments he is 100000% completely, utterly checked out. It’s so fucking hot. He also needs to be holding something. Always. He prefers to grab you into a tight, shakey hug. But if he can’t do that, he also grabs his own head and face. Donnie has also bent metal before, broken handcuffs and torn rope. He’s replaced your headboard twice now. Bit of a head pusher, so unless you are into that, tie him up or tell him to hang on to something.

D - Dirty Secret - He would love to be pegged. Already loves it when you finger and eat out his cloaca, so having you in control of his pleasure and body? It drives him insane. 

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) - Donnie’s nature is to research and to meet head-on. Between all the long term-relationship, healthy sex-life, deep-dive research (and his porn consumption); he is actually pretty prepared to have good sex. But what makes sex and his first-time terrifying is the turtle thing, his fear of you thinking he’s ugly and disgusting, and not being good for you.. His trauma and sensitive nature is completely exposed those first few times. So you taking the lead and being in charge was his saving grace. 

F - Favorite Position - Donnie does not have a favorite. He loves to change things up. But he does have a tendency to fall into a routine, and succums pleasure and intimacy. He’s not stopping a fuck to change up the position unless you tell him to do so. 

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous) - Depends on how much stress he is under and how much sleep he has had. If he is well rested and life is being a little more on the good side, he is incredibly playful and cute. But if he hasn’t slept in two days, sex is overwhelming and intense and he needs that burst of good chemicals. If he is being cute and dorky while life is falling apart, its always before you start getting in his pants and directly after you’ve both finished. 

H - Hair - He doesn’t care

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect) - Sex is one of the few ways you can easily pull him out of his head, so it does get intense for him. Donnie’s brain checks out once shit gets rolling, and he stays checked out when you take the lead; which is something he desperately needs. But those moments when he needs to take for once instead of give, you gotta be prepared for the most intense fucking of your life. 

J - Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) - Donnie is the one who is a little more sloppy and risky when it comes to jerking off. Because when he needs it, he needs it, okay? He loses brain cells when he’s horney, so jerking off in his lab when one of his brothers is still awake in the kitchen over there starts feeling like a good idea. Post-nut clarity hits Donnie so hard when he’s by himself. It’s hilarious. 

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks) - Donnie is a kinky mother fucker, okay, and he is so shy about it. He will not put in requests. You will have to get it out of him, because he feels a bit of shame in that he wants to be on the receiving end of things, usually. He’s into sensory deprivation, bondage, exhibitionalism, toys, somnophilia, masochism, breeding, free-use, phone sex, all of it. 

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do) - Okay, so you gotta be careful because if you get Donnie horny enough, anywhere starts looking like ‘this will do’. It can get him in trouble, and you’re gonna have to call the shots on that one. But he does get pretty paranoid in the lair and lack of privacy, so a bedroom will be best for a while. Let him get more confident in his body and his relationship with you before y’all start getting crazy.

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) - In a scenario in which he is glued to the screens and you need lovin’s; praise. Pet names. Tracing his neck or arms. It will get his attention super fast. Everytime. He is also always horny waking up, but he is not a morning person, so you will have to do most of the work. But his noises and desperation are always worth it. 

N - NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs) - He doesn't like being hit, or in pain; and actually being restrained is horrifying to him. If he can’t actually snap the handcuffs or rope, and he’s being held down- things go from sexy to he doesn't want to be touched for three days. It’s a fine line, one that he didn’t know existed until it happened. Unaddressed trauma, you know?

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) - Donnie fucking loves head, okay? One of his longest fantasies was having a partner suck him off while he games. It’s a classic. And he loves giving you head, and takes massive pride in being the best there possibly is at giving it to him. 

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual) - All of it. All of it. There are moments when he needs to take over, and he does get intense. But even in his most needy moments- it still doesn’t mean he’s rough. He definitely can be- but it all depends on the mood and the scenario and what you need. He’s all over. 

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often.) - He has some trouble initiating. The fear of inconveniencing you or being overly needy is prevalent in his heart. Especially at the beginning. So even if he is insanely, deliriously horny for you, he’s gonna struggle asking for relief. However, if you initiate- he’s all in. He will do whatever, whenever, however. Just keep touching him. Tell him what you need, what he should do. He will be there, please, baby. 

R - Risk (Are they game to experience, do they take risks.) - If you need him and your in charge, he gets a little pussy drunk. He will want to do whatever you want, whenever you want. He does have some fantasies of having you in semi-public areas (like his truck on a road trip). But not only does he secretly want to try everything in the book, but he is here to please you. He wants you and he wants to be yours. Ask him and he will be of service. 

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last) - Donnie possesses athleticism on a level that is otherworldly. You are dating a superhero. So his stamina shows it. He can have sex all day, and be running around saving the world after. The question is, when does he find time to sleep. So sometimes, fucking him should be a seque to getting him to passing out, at last.  

T - Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves) - Donnie loves toys. Loves using them on you, loves it when you use them on him. He kinda likes the thought of building sophisticated ones for you to enjoy. He likes to watch you use toys on yourself, he likes you watching him use them- he adores it all. The introduction of toys in the bedroom was very quick, and he’d have a collection somewhere very, super hidden. 

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease) - He doesn’t like to tease you at all. He’s not the type. What you ask of him is exactly what he will give, so he struggles to deny you pleasure. However, he kinda loves when you tease him. Flirting with him, denying him, teasing him, edging him all get him feeling super hot. You become his whole world when you do, and that’s exactly how he likes it. 

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) - Donnie whimpers. He is the most gorgeous whimperer in the entire planet. He shakes and whines and moans, and he begs. His voice can get super low and then can get high and whispery- you have told him several times he could make audio porn and he doesn’t believe you. He gets a little insecure about it, because most of the time he doesn’t have a whole lot of brain power to control that. 

W - Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) - He was fucking you hard in the back of the lab. On the old cot he kept there for emergency uses. He was getting so riled up that his brothers, just outside, were in danger of overhearing his whispers and whines. Your solution? You grabbed his face hard, yanking him close with your palm cupped over his mouth with your other hand cupping the nape of his neck. His eyes rolled into the back of his head, falling further into your shoulder and bracing under the new wave of arousal while his thrusts quickened with desperation. “That’s it, baby.” You whispered, struggling to keep quiet yourself. “That’s it, good boy, sweetheart…fuck-”

X -X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) - Team cloaca. He has a cloaca just under the plates of his plastron. His dick is HUGE, and gorgeously dark purple, and there is a reason it needs to be packed away. It takes a lot of time and a lot of patience, even with the assist of his and your natural lubrication, it takes a while to get his huge size inside of you. 

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive) - In the beginning, you are all Donnie could think about. He wanted you so badly, and he wanted you to want him. He had trouble focusing on tasks he had never had a problem focusing on before. He wasn’t getting things done, he was messing up more during training, and he had troubles not talking about you to others. But after things have been official for a while, that fades to a much more healthy amount. But he does have an issue getting lost in his interests, projects and duties. His sex drive is high, but he has attention issues lol. 

Z - ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards) - Donnie is a sleep deprived monster. While he can continue on after sex as if nothing happened (he does that a lot), sex is one of the only things that will actually put him to sleep quickly. So if that is your objective, after he orgasms…when he’s still shaky and out of breath- all you gotta do is rub his shoulders, kiss his face and pull him into a tight hug, prevent him from getting too goofy, and it’s over. If you are under him, he can fall asleep on top of you. If you two are curled up in the lab chair, he will pass out with his head on your shoulder. If you guys are on the couch, he will drop out, his mouth open and glasses skewed with you on his chest. He is always a hard sleeper, so getting him to wake up especially after a good fuck- is damn near impossible. But it’s also something that honestly, while you stare down at his cute face snoozing away, waking him up is the last thing that you want to do. 

[sliceofdyke]

what r ur favorite wlw movies u would recommend (and also possibly where i could watch them for free)

also unrelated but i was trying to remember the url u had right before this one and i can’t 😭 i’m terrible at remembering stuff like that. but i feel like u always have urls that are so You, like i remember i came back after a hiatus once and u sent me an ask like “oh im maddie btw this is my new url!” but i could already Tell lol bc it’s always aggressively aquatic and/or sapphic. queen of urls fr 🔥🔥

HI STARRY!!! resident dyke at your service 🫡 pleased to share some of my favs! linked is each movie's letterboxd, and ill also share where i watched them! (i recommend watching on a computer with some sort of adblocker extension like ublock origin.)

saving face (2004) dir. alice wu - MUST WATCH for all the gaysians out there! it's about a closeted chinese-american lesbian and her traditionalist mother, and centers on their relationship as well as both women's individual struggles in love and life. it's primarily a comedy but it has its serious moments, and i absolutely loved every second. racial and cultural familial expectations are an element present throughout this movie, and that's one of the reasons i like it so much. but i think it's presented in a way so that people who aren't chinese can understand! also, the relationship between the mc and her love interest is so engaging, and it really captures the struggle of many queer relationships where one person is more "out" than the other. the first site i found that has this movie in good quality was 0123movie.net!

next up is the incredibly true adventure of two girls in love (1995) dir. maria maggenti!! this movie was so good i audibly yelled at one point. although it's a lesser-known indie movie with a low budget, it has a raw honesty and heart to it that modern queer cinema often lacks (cough cough euphoria cough cough love simon). i was absolutely sold on the two mcs' chemistry and the progression of their relationship, and i loved how their blossoming first love was portrayed so authentically complete with all the rough edges and awkward glances. randy and evie were so endearingly dorky and cute, and i related to them SO bad. the heartfelt depiction of a multiracial sapphic teen love story really made me burst with joy. also a note to anyone who watches: trigger warning for pedophilia, lesbophobia & the d slur, verbal abuse, and threats of physical abuse. i can elaborate on these if anyone wants! btw a lot of more popular p1rating sites don't have this movie, but one that does is braflix.ru!

we all know her. we all love her. it's bottoms (2023) dir. emma seligman!! truly one of the best satirical works of our generation /srs. it's about two lesbians who end up starting an after-school fight club to lose their virginity before the end of senior year, and the shenanigans that ensue. bottoms does not take itself seriously at all, and lots of things make no sense plot-wise, but that is exactly what enables it to be so hilarious and silly. class periods are less than five minutes long, there are curse words in the school announcements, murders occur that are never addressed. and it's so FUN!!! a super good movie to watch with a group of friends that are as gay as you are. trigger warning for blood (lots of it) and comedic use of homophobic slurs. you can watch it on most p1rating sites but one that i've seen has it is myflixerz.to!

fourth, the half of it (2020) dir. alice wu! another masterpiece by miss wu, this time about a nerdy introverted high school girl who gets roped into ghostwriting love letters from a cheerful jock to the hot girl he has a crush on, and she ends up falling for the crush as well as they become friends. i watched it a couple years ago and rewatched it last year, and i loved it both times! i really appreciate how it's a story about friendship above all else and shows how platonic love can be just as important (if not more) than romantic love. and from what i remember, the filmography is also really good. this one is also available on myflixerz.to!

last but not least is kase-san and morning glories (2018) dir. takuya sato! anime movie about the budding romance between a shy gardening enthusiast and the charismatic ace of the girls' track team. this is a perfect movie if you want to watch something very low-stakes and laid-back! you can watch it on allmanga.to (this site has no ads on mobile which is so nice). i watched the subbed version but there is a dub as well. this movie is based off the manga of the same name, which finished in 2017, but there is also a currently ongoing sequel series about the couple's post-high school lives! if you're interested in reading that after watching the movie, feel free to reach out and i'll send you the website i read it on.

some other sapphic movies i've been meaning to watch but haven't gotten around to yet are: but i'm a cheerleader, the watermelon woman, portrait of a lady on fire, the handmaiden, and desert hearts!

hope this helps :)))

[imaginedreamwrite]

PT x plus size reader opinion - all the boys could be become SO for our dear reader but in different circumstances. Here is my take:

Bucky and Curtis seems like type of men who would be interested in Reader after few interaction (not quite 'love at first sight', but 'I know you for a month and it is enough for me to know you are perfect), but they are awkward/too serious/can't talk about their emotions and Reader is confused. They both would do things for her and take care of her needs while giving no signs of 'hey, let's make out and date and maybe marry each other in few weeks' and are more like 'fuck this world, but you are cool, but fuck this world' vibe, so Reader who obviously has a crush doesn't know what to do.

Jake would probably bond with her daughter, taking a role of new uncle with Natasha and Wanda as aunts. While Reader is confident, she doesn't think Jake is interested in her (and she doesn't let herself even think about him becoming a dad to her daughter even though their relationship is so cute) - he is just lovely and dorky person who obviously is good with kids and happens to know her girlfriends. And Jake? He is dying inside because Reader is perfect, he loves her daughter and all he dreams about is them making out for the rest of their lives.

Steve quickly becomes Reader's gym buddy, but Reader is intimidated, because he looks like a Greek God. But he is true gentleman and actually quite shy. So, their romance slowly began to blossom while both of them don't acknowledge their feelings until tension is so strong that Steve fucks Reader in the gym or elsewhere - location doesn't matter, because the sex is 🔥 everywhere. (I feel like there should be an angsty part. Like Reader overheard a nasty comment made by other PT who implies that Steve has a sexual relationship with Reader 'for fun' and believed it).

Ari strikes me a owner of gym and girls make him meet with Reader because she can help him business wise. They bond over the gym (both sport and business parts) and Ari doesn't mind adding romantic part to their relationship, but Reader has complicated relationship with father of her child and her daughter is absolutely hostile towards him (she is just intimidated by the giant and obviously whole mess with her father doesn't let her open up to him). So, if he really wants to be with Reader, he has to win not only Reader's heart and trust, but her daughter's too.

First, I love how in depth this is! This is incredible and I admire you so much for it! Thank you!

Bucky and Curtis — 💯 they give me vibes of touch her and die, or she is mine/ours but she doesn’t know she’s mine/ours. Both a little cantankerous, they’re genuine with few people and reader/her daughter at at the core of their niceties

“Fuck then all, fuck everyone else.” “Except you two.”

Jake is the quickest (imo) to be all in all at once while Reader is hesitant because he’s so goofy and dorky and he makes everyone smile and why would he bother with a single mother?

Jake waves his hand in front of you with a cockeyed grin, picturing the rest of his life with you and your daughter. “You are the girls I’m looking for.”

Steve is a giant, he’s second only to Ari and he knows that Reader’s scared of him, but not truly scared more intimidated. He starts slow with her, knowing he’s got to ease her into a place of comfort. He starts with a fresh water bottle when she first gets in, and it slowly builds until the tension between them is electrifying—and then he takes her, reassuring her that everything she hears about his past, or what his intentions are with her, are lies

“Give me one more,” his lips suckle on the shell of your ear, sweat rolling down the back of your neck as his fingers fill you, his hands already drawing multiple orgasms from you without deeper penetration, “and tell me what I want to hear.”

I think with Ari he would’ve seen her around before with Nat & Wanda, maybe during some parties or events Reader is invited to, and he’s drawn to her. Without knowing much about her, he talks to Nat & Wanda who want to be matchmakers and know that Ari would be good for her. However Reader’s ex is an ass and that took a toll on her daughter and Ari needs to fix what was damaged

“Honeybee and bumblebee,” he crouched before her, gently nuzzling the stuffed bee into her arms, “you don’t have to be afraid of me. I’m not gonna hurt you, honeybee. I promise, I’m going to keep you safe from every monster whose ever frightened you.”

[jinxedshapeshifter]

No, Silver the Hedgehog's Personality Has Not Changed: An Analysis

Okay, I'll be upfront about Silver being my favorite Sonic character here so there's transparency. However, I've also either played or watched someone else play every game Silver shows up in and read all the IDW comics (except the Bad Guys miniseries). I am qualified to analyze Silver's personality. This also gets personal in both the tags and towards the end of the analysis, and the post is long, so I'll add a read more break.

So first things first: the stuff people complain about. Here are the main complaints I see:

His personality is completely different from how it was in Sonic 06 and Sonic Rivals

His dorky traits (such as his social awkwardness) have been amplified

Neither of these are necessarily true. Let's start with the first complaint, his personality being completely different. My reasoning for this does tie into the second point however.

Let's quickly go over how personalities work. Under different circumstances, different aspects of a person's personality might be more prominent. For example, I'm a naturally anxious person. Under certain circumstances -- usually being around people I know -- my social anxiety specifically disappears almost completely because of circumstances. This can even be seen in the Sonic series with other characters.

Vector isn't usually aggressive, but he can be provided the circumstances are right, as seen in Sonic Heroes.

Sonic likes to goof off and joke around, but he can be serious if the situation requires it.

In Sonic Prime, Rouge does do a lot of treasure hunting and loves looking for gems, but if the situation puts her in danger, she avoids it; she specifically says "No gem is worth losing my wings over!"

Silver's circumstances are different from his circumstances in 06 or Rivals, and he's developed to realize that he doesn't always need to solve things with violence.

It's also worth noting that from the beginning he's been relatively awkward when it comes to situations where he's not trying to save the world. He's even awkward when he is trying to save the world. He's always been awkward in social situations especially, because aside from Sonic 06 he's been alone most of his life, and even in Sonic 06 he's presumably only ever interacted with Blaze before meeting Mephiles, so he's not used to interacting with other people socially.

I'd argue that it's implied he's not as socially awkward when he's with someone he knows when Blaze mentions in 06 that he's "pretty insecure when he's alone" because I'm the same way. If I'm not around someone I know, I get incredibly anxious and insecure in social situations. It's even directly shown in 06 that he gets awkward in social situations when he's alone; when Blaze is around he interacts with Mephiles and Sonic just fine, but the second Blaze is gone he gets awkward when he interacts with anyone he doesn't know.

This is mainly seen in the cutscene where he first meets Amy. He has no idea how to respond to her throughout the entire exchange, making him come off as awkward. Even as they're helping each other, he's still incredibly awkward.

It's even implied he's not naturally aggressive:

Him questioning whether it's right to kill Sonic to save the world means doing so likely conflicts with his morals. He's so conflicted on whether or not it's right to kill Sonic that he is literally willing to let the future stay how it is if he decides it's not the right thing to do. It's because of Blaze that he continues to go after Sonic, but my point still stands: he had a moral crisis over killing Sonic, implying that sort of aggression isn't in his nature.

Also in Sonic 06 and Sonic Rivals 2, he's shown to be quite the awkward dork when he's not focused on a mission. In the Sonic Rivals duology especially, he's shown to throw hands first and ask questions later, but he does -- again -- take a nonviolent route in his story; his story is the only time Capture the Chao is played in Story Mode in Sonic Rivals 2, and he decides to play it with Sonic instead of fighting/racing him again. The reason he's so aggressive in the Rivals duology is because he thinks everyone's getting in his way. He becomes incredibly docile towards Espio when Espio offers to help him in Sonic Rivals 2. The only reason he was so violent towards everyone else in Rivals and Rivals 2 is because he wanted them out of his way, and this continues to be the case as the franchise goes on, albeit to a milder extent. Listen to his in race dialogue in Team Sonic Racing, it proves my point. He LITERALLY tells Big, IN THE MOST MOCKING VOICE EVER, "Go home to Froggy, Big!"

Speaking of Team Sonic Racing ...

He's shown in both TSR and Sonic Colors DS to be incredibly docile if he doesn't have a set goal (I’m not counting his snark in Colors DS as hostility so don’t bring it up). Remember, in both games there’s no mention of his future still being ruined; in Colors DS, he specified that his future is no different than the present, and the most we get about his future in TSR is a line from Zavok about there “being worse in your future, Silver!” During races he gets non-aggressively hostile because he’s competitive.

His personality only is how it is in Sonic 06 and the Rivals duology because he’s set on a goal and views everyone else as obstacles, with the exception of Espio who is helping him. In every other situation, his hostility is playful/competitive hostility, not necessarily genuine hostility.

So, in summary: Silver’s personality hasn’t changed, but his circumstances have, and he’s learned that he doesn’t need to resort to violence to solve every problem. That’s why his dorky traits are more likely to be highlighted. Those traits have always been there, but his hostility overshadowed it most of the time because he had a set goal in mind and everyone, in his eyes, was getting in his way. Since he’s learned how to handle those kinds of situations without getting overly hostile, his more aggressive traits aren’t as prominent. Those traits end up prominent again when he gets competitive. He’s grown as a person and learned to have more self control. Why is that a bad thing? Why is Silver developing enough to not see violence as necessary a bad thing?

Now I’m gonna get personal for a sec because I was much like Silver was in 06 and Rivals at one point, likely due to my autism going undiagnosed for far too long. I’m no longer like that because I developed as a person.

So I ask again, why is Silver no longer seeing violence as inherently necessary a bad thing? Why is it bad that he’s more dorky and awkward than hostile and aggressive now? Answer: it’s not. He’s developed, and it makes me incredibly upset that it’s criticized instead of celebrated, because his mentality in 06 and the Rivals duology would've realistically led to some incredibly toxic relationships.

[lordmushroomkat]

The thing about me is that I am a Klavier Gavin fan but like, in a silly way.

On the one hand, he's the haha funny guitar man and his attempts to be suave and cool just come across to me as obnoxiously cringefail, thus endearing him to me. Characters that are losers are very charming to me. Also characters that are annoying are charming to me.

But on the other hand, I think he is fascinating because when you crack his psyche open like a walnut you get to really dig into a truly traumatized character. Dude has so much hidden angst right there for the picking. And he keeps all his pain a secret, which makes him doubly interesting, because repression is juicy, I guess.

And this whole thing is only compounded by his incredibly simple and complicated relationship to Apollo Justice, wherein they might be the best equipped people to understand each other, because a lot of their traumas match and they both have one particular minefield of a character in common. The two of them are intrinsically connected, even disregarding their status as court rivals.

But, but, even more than that, his contribution to the, like, evolving worldview of Ace Attorney. Like, up to this point there's been a very distinct implied mentality of Defense Attorney=Good Prosecutor=Bad, but then there's the Gavin brothers, where we see a Bad Defense Attorney and a Good Prosecutor, and it's really hammered home that the real Good is the truth and honest justice. Like, Prosecutor Klavier Gavin is a rockstar-prosecutor and a fierce opponent, but he is ultimately, more than anything, a Good Man and a person who values truth above personal gain. That and he is the only serious Prosecutor (no, I am not counting the Payne brothers in this) who is never, at any point, threatening. Intimidating? yes. But never threatening. He is friendly and helpful by nature. He is at once cunning and kind. Sharp witted but soft hearted. And all this hidden behind a rockstar persona and glimmerous fop-itude.

That and his rockstar theme was the law, of all things. That is so incredibly dorky. And he was made a Prosecutor at what 17? 18? which means he must have done law school during regular high school, if not homeschool instead. And there's the potential that he toured with his band while studying law textbooks in the band trailer. That is,,, so nerdy. This man is a nerd. I don't care that he's a rockstar, his rockband theme was Being A Lawyer, which is a fundamentally nerdy profession. I bet you he has glasses. I bet you he has glasses and just wears contacts to court. I want to see him in cute nerdy glasses, I want this. I want to see him drop his rockstar persona thing a bit and embrace how very nerdy he is.

God, and then there's the bizarre German affectation thing, that is impossible to place as entirely fake or simply exaggerated truth. For my part, I figure he is genuinely german to some degree, but german phrases became part of his persona. I dunno, there's a lot to be analyzed with the concept of The Persona vs. The Self with this character.

This guy is like five different contradictions and half-obscured truths stacked on top of each other and then covered with glitter. What can I say? He compells me.

[obsoleteozymandias]

Hopefully I'm doing this right (Feel free to delete/ignore if your request matchups are closed or if you don't feel comfortable writing it) I just wanted to request a Matchup for Twisted Wonderland

Appearance: 5'0, waist-long straight black hair with full bangs, round almond brown eyes, round face (pale-ish??), just an Average Asian/Filipino, has a bit of a resting b face, so I try to always smile with my eyes.

I like wearing dark academia clothing but I also like clothing that looks grundge-y (my style is either masc or fem, no in-betwen)

My MBTI: ENFP

Zodiac Sign: Leo ♌

Sexuality/Gender: Demiromantic Asexual (I just say I'm Demisexual), Agender/ Genderfluid (She/her/They/them)

Personality: Ok whew, I dont know how to begin- My personality is a bit of a mess, I can be childish and playful but serious at times. I'm prone to hyperfocusing on things, I get defensive easily, and I am prone to getting a bit aggressive when I'm extremely mad/ pissed off. My tone of voice comes out as cold and mean (But I try to make it friendlier), I am stubborn (very stubborn when I know I'm right, I'm insistent on it too and rarely backdown) and I'm pretty confident and independent. I work in street smarts but my intuition is pretty strong, I'm quick to think on my feet. Some people have told me I like I have an Inferiority/Superiorty complex where I act like I'm the best but feel like the worst. I like acting average when I'm aware I'm not and I like playing Devil's Advocate, I like acting innocent and cutesty when I know I'll benefit from it. I like acting naive to fool people (My survival skills, apparently), I can be eccentric and follow my heart than my head most of the time, I am more inclined to go with the flow instead of sticking to a routine or schedule (Been told that I'm a walking Adhd). My friends have described me to be a "Golden Cat (or something)- Black Cat appearance and Golden Retriever Energy.

Likes: Sleeping and Daydreaming

I like chocolates, especially the extra bitter dark chocolates. And whipped cream makes me absolutely feral. My favourite type of chips are honey butter potato chips. I love blueberry cheesecakes and chocolate chip banana muffins. I also like the different colored macarons. I like my chocolate bitter but when it comes to tea, I will rival Kalim's sugar serving

I like the colors red, blue, and green.

I like roses, specifically the half colored roses (half red, half white), Sunflowers, and Forget-Me-Nots.

I like both dogs and cats.

Dislikes: Hypocrites, people who have no sense of morals and principles (people who cheat in school, just to be a top student, without actually learning anything), people who flex their wealth around. I dislike veggies because they have a weird aftertaste, specific textures (sensory issues go brrr)

Partner Preference/s: Its either one or the other for me (usually, when I simp for characters, They're either INTJ/ISTJ or ENTP, its crazy) To be more specific... I would prefer a partner who is incredibly smart/intelligent in academics (or just being knowledgeable in general), someone who is studious (I like nerdy people ngl) and being dorky about their interest. Sometimes, I find great attraction to people who seem aloof and closed off, I like cracking people open (not literally), people who compliment me, that we are different but similar in the things that matter. Someone who just gets me in ways that I couldn't/wouldn't anticipate.

My Love Language (Receiving): Acts of Service and Quality Time

I'm sorry for the word vomit 😭 I wanted to be as specific as I can

Hereeeee ya go

== Twisted Wonderland ==>

I match you up with…

Jade Leech

Jade is one of the few people who can appreciate the more manipulative ways you deal with people. When he sees you put on a cute or innocent act to get what you want, he’s SUPER intrigued. 

He’ll get closer to you with politeness at first, but you know he genuinely loves you when he shows you his more cunning and less than polite side. 

He’s also someone who can appreciate your lightheartedness. He himself is somewhat reserved and distant, and I imagine you’d be like a ray of sunshine in the ocean of his life. 

Side note: you and Floyd are a chaotic friendship which he frequently finds himself being both annoyed by and extremely fond of. 

Catch him making you all sorts of teas and drinks with your favorite flavors, or having you taste-test some snacks at the lounge that he already knows you’ll love. 

Is he offended when you put a lot of sugar into you tea? A little bit. Does he find your delighted smile cute and will overlook that? Absolutely. 

Jade and you are both independent creatures, but you find solace and acceptance of eachother wholeheartedly in one another. 

[theajaheira]

i know ur not the spike guy but why do you think fans love spike so much? like i know its kinda a love/hate thing but people who love him like LOVE him

i am not the spike guy i am the jenny guy so take all of this with a grain of salt lmao.

recently i was actually having a convo w my bonus mom and was about to throw some shade at angel when i kinda pulled to a stop and realized that most of the criticism levied at angel can generally speaking usually apply to spike too. like, neither of them are very good at respecting buffy's boundaries & what she tells them she wants, both of them have this unwavering conviction that they Know and Understand her on a level that no one else does, and depending on where your bias lands one of those can end up being perceived as really creepy and toxic and one of them can end up being perceived as a lover made persistent by necessity.

but my perspective is like -- spike is constantly fucking with narrative confines and doing weird shit and growing beyond what's expected of him/what his initial intended role is. he is the first to add a little question mark to the statement "vampires with a soul can't love," which was presented as an irrefutable truth in the early seasons before his introduction. and he is just perpetually tongue-in-cheek, which means that even if you view him as an irredeemable villain in the later seasons, he is still FUN as a villain! i have seen a handful of people resent spike as a love interest to buffy but quietly clarify that they actually enjoy spike when he's being evil and smashing stuff and would have liked him to stay like that, thanks.

and in comparison, people who resent angel as a love interest to buffy ... tend not to actually enjoy angel at all? he takes up the mantle of hero without really wanting to do it, but he does it because it is clearly necessary for him to atone, which is a classic byronic hero move. he exemplifies Tragic Sacrifice to the point that other characters poke fun at him in the narrative. certainly he has a soft little dorky puppy side over on ats, but if we're looking at him just in btvs, he's very much portrayed as this brooding protector meant to fight by buffy's side. he is taken very seriously, and he takes things very seriously, which is pretty much the antithesis of spike (who is not taken seriously and does not take things seriously).

i'm kinda of the mind that angel is an acquired taste because he is very clearly intended to be a Hero, with a capital H. the division between angel and angelus is taken very seriously by the show, and while angel's own morality is sometimes questioned, it's in more of a "gritty noir detective" way which is still very serious and thoughtful. spike, meanwhile, has just SO MUCH GOING ON, and he gets a lot of really incredible comedy beats with buffy from the get-go! he is constantly and consistently fun and funny to watch. angel does not always have that giggle factor -- it is guaranteed with spike.

[luciernagadelencanto]

Brunina NSFW ABCs

Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Nina is very cuddly, nuzzly, and giggly after sex. They tend to cuddle and just bask in each other afterwards when they're someplace comfortable. If it's a quickie, they both usually have more of a mischevious energy, as they try to turn their minds back to whatever they were SUPPOSED to be doing before they did each other.

Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Nina is very fond of Bruno's lips and hands. Not in a hand kink sort of way, she just loves feeling his hands on her. She does have a hell of a time trying not to think filthy things when looking at his lips though. (in a more romantic sense, she loves looking into his expressive eyes, and playing with his hair whenever she can) Bruno tries to act like he loves every part of her equally. And for the most part he does. He loves every single part of her. But he can't quite hide from her just how much he likes to play with her breasts.

Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) At first, when their furthest has been orally, Bruno has some hangups about it, worried Nina will be grossed out. But she absolutely gets off on making him finish, whether its in or on her.

Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) They never tell anyone about their first couple of times being intimate with each other. As far as everyone else (except maybe Dolores) is aware, Nina didn't see Bruno again until the rebuilding of Casita. They don't feel any shame about it, but they kind of like having those memories all to themselves.

Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Nina's had more experience being sexually active, but Bruno is the first and only man she's ever been with. So only some of that experience is used with him. The rest is still very "try and find out". Bruno had two sexual experiences before Nina, and neither was particularly fantastic, so most of his "experience" comes from reading smutty books, or Nina's directions.

Favorite position (this goes without saying) Nina does love feeling the weight of him on top when in missionary, and especially loves when he entwines his fingers with hers. But she also loves any position in decent view of a mirror. Bruno loves when she rides cowgirl, particularly cause its the perfect opportunity to play with her breasts.

Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) More often than not, the two of them are such total goofballs. They're both clumsy, so they've had many a moment of slipping and elbowing the other or something of the sort, or cracking a joke when a new scenario gets too overwhelming. They have a very healthy sense of humor about sex.

Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Neither of them bothers with body hair grooming. Nina's not super hairy, but does have a slight happy trail, courtesy of her Italian blood.   Bruno is pretty hairy, and very glad that she enjoys that fact so much.

Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Often very sweet and loving and dorky, unless she's managed to get him very riled up, in which case it can get a bit primal.

Jack off (masturbation headcanon) After really getting sexually involved on the regular, they usually only feel the need to do so when its mutual, or they're playing on their exhibitionist/voyouer kinks.

Kink (one or more of their kinks) Other kinks of theirs are Primal, Roleplay, and Praise kinks. Bruno especially thrives when Nina encourages him with praise, something she does quite happily.

Location (favorite places to do the do) Usually in bed, on a comfy chair in their room, or while bathing. They're not incredibly young when they get together, so going at it anywhere doesn't happen too often. They often prefer someplace more comfortable.

Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Nina's brain blue screens when buttons come undone on Bruno's shirt and more chest hair becomes visible. She also loves when he roleplays a character with swagger, it makes her weak in the knees to see Bruno feeling confident and comfortable enough to take on that role. She also gets horny anytime Bruno tickles her into utter helplessness. Bruno gets worked up when Nina teases him throughout the day. Whether inuendo, or brushing past his crotch a little more closely than necessary. He KNOWS she does it on purpose and it works every time.

No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Much as Nina wouldn't have too much of an issue with someone seeing them, they usually try to avoid that happening, as its a bit much for Bruno's anxiety. While during roleplays they can get dominant, neither goes very rough or into humiliation.

Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) They both very much enjoy giving the other pleasure. Bruno is a people-pleaser by nature, and wants nothing more than to make the love of his life feel amazing. And Nina wants Bruno to enjoy being given pleasure for a change. So sometimes they playfully fight for getting to do so for the other. Both start out only really knowing what to do from books, and by paying attention to what the other likes. It doesn't take long before they both become adept at it.

Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Rarely actually rough, though they can sometimes be intense. It usually just depends on the mood. Sometimes they prefer a slow and romantic evening instead.

Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Doesn't happen super often, but boy does Nina love it when it does. Usually it happens when she's been being a bit of a brat and is already feeling horny, and gets Bruno riled up.

Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) They're up for trying some things, but for the most part are pretty vanilla. The last thing Bruno wants to do is something that can hurt her, so he tends to get a little too anxious to try anything incredibly elaborate.

Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Nina can finish several times when they're in the mood to go that long. But every single time is different from the last, something Bruno absolutely enjoys experimenting with. Bruno gets better at lasting longer while they're together, and needs quite a bit of time to recover before he's ready to do so again.

Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) They have some means for light bondage, as well as some feathers to torment the one being tied up at the time. Beyond that, not too much.

Unfair (how much they like to tease) SO much. Nina is SUCH a huge fucking tease. Eventually Bruno begins to play her own game back at her.   "What, oh hold up, that's so unfair!" "You don't say..."

Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) They're both very vocal, Nina even more so. Girl's got some pipes. Though they can both be absolutely silent when they need to be, but they much prefer when they can comfortably let go and hear each other moan or whimper.

Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Early into their physical relationship, Nina brings up Bruno's eyes glowing. For one, she didn't know they could ACTUALLY do that before, she thought people were just being overdramatic. She clarifies that she thinks it is AWESOME. And also wonders why the conversation she overheard between two women from his past never brought up his eyes. And Bruno admits that he didn't know they did that during sex either. Which means they likely didn't with the other ladies, since he wasn't...really that into it. At some point she does get to have a bit of a confrontation with said two ladies, who decide to approach her during a party. Nina drops the implication that his eyes do indeed glow when he gets in the mood. The ladies try to call her a liar and she gets to have a "Sorry you didn't get to experience it, but it certainly does happen if he's ACTUALLY turned on." She enjoys the seething looks she gets.  

X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Nina is petite, but has surprisingly large breasts, proportionally speaking. Its not always easy to tell with what she wears. Bruno's packing an average, perhaps on the lower side of average, sized penis. Frankly, Nina was relieved because she had heard some stories about more greatly endowed men and given her size she'd had some concerns.

Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Nina has a very active sex drive. If she didn't have a partner, she would definitely get herself off back in the day. When she's actually around Bruno, it only gets stronger. Bruno's was nonexistent until he developed feelings for Nina. And it was often dormant before they were together, due to his general mental/emotional health at the time. But after they're making love regularly? It awakens quite powerfully.

Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) It tends to give Nine a brief rush of cuddliness, and then she just wants to snooze in Bruno's arms. Bruno doesn't really get a case of the sleepies, though for a while he will just savor the feeling of relaxation afterward.

[tainsan]

YES I DEF THINK THAT TOO!! im just rlly bad at spelling and meant jongho might just use ur name/a shortened ver 😞 yeosang would DEF use ur name but like in the nerdiest way im sorry. hes just a little dorky if that makes sense! i 🫶🏻 nerds tho

on the contrary wooyoung would use the cringiest nicknames ever whether ur there or not. 'my little sugarplum cupcake' 'my honey booboo bear' hed start saying into recipes atp like 'my 1/4 cup of sugar with five large marshmallows!!' thanks man. how sweet!

IM SOO EXCITED!! i need fluff rn these past few chapters have hit me like a train and i am SICK and TIRED of their shenanigans. just kiss it out! i will not sue promise maybe just scream a little 🤗 this fic has everything i love AND an amazing incredible spectacular funny kind author

yeah its not terrible until you have to do it ☹️ its a workout esp when ppl keep messing up 👿👿👿 i think im the side kick here tbh! us against the world though 🤞🏻(and misfit atz. ik yk what theyre gonna do and how theyll improve but IIII dont so until then.. they better sleep with one eye open)

hopefully ur mental health is good or i will uh. fight ur brain! 🤺 and i hope ur inside and safe now 🫶🏻🫶🏻

ok thats my super duper long message for now 😎 thank u for listening and sorry for the wall of text. i WILL be back🐺

-🦝

ME TOO I’m terrible at spelling bc I’m dyslexic😭 auto correct and grammarly are my saviours omg

OKAY I feel like Jongho would be too shy to call you a nickname at the start of the relationship but when he gets fully comfortable he will use babe and baby. Yeosang is such a nerd I love him. I have a thing for nerdy boys (seonghwa and Yeosang have me in a chokehold) (everytime I see seonghwa geek over Star Wars and Lego I will go feral)

NO BC YOU HAVE A POINT😭😭 wooyoung would 100% be using all the cringey weird petnames UNIRONICALLY. Bro woukd come up to you and be like “what’s up my pookie bear” dead serious and won’t understand why you are laughing at the name💀 LDKAOAOA 1/4 CUP OF SUGAR HAD ME ON THE FLOOR. But cupcake and muffin are defo gonna stick bc he thinks you’re the sweetest person alive!!!!

The past few chapters have been HEAVY and I’m so happy to be finally releasing some chapters which I know everyone has been waiting for😭. YOURE FLATTERING ME STOP ILY I’m happy you like the story and also me 🥹

I can’t understand :(( when I was in high school we did Matilda the musical and I was one of the kids in the back 😭😭 my teachers loved the fact that I have a history in gymnastics so they made me flip around and do tricks off a mini trampoline. And OMG THE LEAD FOR MATILDA WAS SO BAD IT WASNT EVEN FUNNY idk who casted but she couldn’t sing or dance or act😭 we did so so so many retakes and every retake I had to be flipping around and I was so done by the end of it

We can both me main characters 🤭 us against the world bae🫶 yeah yeah I have no idea what they are going to do we are both in the blind….🤫

I’d love for you to fight my brain it’s a mess but I’m improving slowly. the last few months have been super super tough for me so I hope that I will get out of this period. But I’ll be fine !!!

NEVER APOLOGISE FOR RANTINGGG

You better be back 🐺AWOOOO

[writergirl35]

That Was Hot

Bob Floyd X Female Reader

Thank you for the request! This was SO much fun to write, and I hope you enjoy it.

Summary: Your father is a highly ranked Naval officer. When you and Bob began dating, a lot of his coworkers though he was receiving special detachments because of his relationship with you. Because of this, you and Bob kept your relationship a secret.

Warning: Unwanted advances, handsy drunk guy.

You grinned, sipping your drink. You watched Bob Floyd, weapons system officer, top gun graduate, and your husband play pool with his fellow aviators. You set your drink on the bar before gently unclasping your necklace. You slip your engagement and wedding ring off the chain and onto your finger. It felt weird to wear them on your finger rather than your neck. You and Bob had decided to keep your marriage a secret from his coworkers. Your father was a Vice Admiral in the Navy. His call sign, Devil. Devil was a highly decorated and highly respected naval officer. Your father had arranged for you to be a medic on base so you could be with Bob while he trained for this special deployment. When you and Bob had first gotten together, you didn’t think your father would affect your relationship. But as you and Bob grew more serious, the more people questioned why Bob was getting sent on special detachments. The truth was, Bob was just that good. But his fellow aviators seemed to think it was because he was dating the boss's daughter. So you began to date in secret, everyone assuming you had broken up. Now, here you were.  Five years together, three of them as husband and wife. Bob shot you a wink as he leaned over the pool table to take his shot. You smiled, tilting your drink to him in a silent toast. He fished the chain that contained his wedding band out of his shirt. He raises the ring to his lips and kisses it, never breaking eye contact with you. Bob told his coworkers that this was his good luck charm, and that’s why he was so good at darts and pool. In reality, it was his little way of saying I love you in public. You smiled as you thought about the first time you had met Bob. 

You had gone to the Hard Deck with some of your friends to catch up and let off some steam. Your night had not been ideal. Instead of enjoying time with your friends, you were fighting off cocky pilots looking to get laid. Your night was filled with cringe-worthy pickup lines and offers to buy you drinks. You had just about had it when you bumped into someone on the way to the bathroom. You yelp in surprise as the cup of peanut shells he was holding spills onto the both of you. “I’m so sorry…”He trails off as your eyes connect. He was so handsome, with his sweet, blue eyes framed with retro glasses. His jawline was sharp, and his smile was crooked. You were instantly attracted to him… and then you saw his uniform. You braced yourself for a sleazy pickup line. “I’m so sorry ma’am. I wasn’t looking.” He blushes, rubbing the back of his neck. “No harm done.” You giggle, brushing off the shells that stuck to your dress. “Okay, good.” He chuckled, “Enjoy the rest of your evening ma’am.” He walks away, leaving you awestruck. You couldn’t help but watch him as the night wore on, waiting for him to approach you. He was so adorable. He was incredibly dorky, but completely himself, which was incredibly attractive. It was getting late, and you exchanged glances and shy smiles but nothing more. You stood and walked over to where he was playing pool. You tapped him on the shoulder and he turned. You smiled confidently and looked at him through your lashes. “H-hi.” He greeted you with a grin as you extended your hand to him. “Hi, my name is y/n and I was just wondering if you’d like to dance with me?”

The rest is history. You flag Penny down, asking for a refill on your drink. “It’s on me.” A man calls over your shoulder, handing Penny a 20-dollar bill. You turned over your shoulder. “No thanks. I’m good.” You say politely to the stranger. His eyes follow you as you grab your drink and set off towards the pool table. “Hey everyone!” You greet the group of aviators. You’re met with a chorus of hellos in return. “Who’s up for a game?” You ask, scanning the group. Phoenix, Hangman, Coyote, and Fanboy agree to a game. You grab a pool cue and bend over to start the game. Before you can take the shot, you feel someone press themselves against you, running their hands over your arms. “Let me help you, sweetheart.” The man who offered to buy you a drink earlier drawled in your ear. “Get off of me.” You ram your shoulder into him, trying to put distance between your bodies. “Come on baby,” He groaned against you as he ground his hips into you. Bob surged forward, followed by the whole crew. Before he could reach you, your fist connected with the stranger's face with a satisfying crunch. He crumpled to the floor, clutching his nose and rolling around in pain. He pulled his hands away, revealing his crooked, bloody nose. A bruise in the shape of the diamond on your engagement ring was forming in the corner of his left eye. “You fucking bitch! You broke my nose!” He spits out. “You’re lucky that’s all she did.” Hangman seethes as he and Coyote lift the man from the floor and haul him out of the bar. Bob was next to you in an instant. “Are you okay?” He asks pulling you into a hug. “I’m okay,” You reassure him. “My hand kinda hurts though.” Bob pulls back, holding your hand up to examine it. He carefully examined your freshly bruised knuckles. “I know you’re in pain right now… but that was fucking hot,” Bob growls in your ear. You smile, pulling back to look at him. “Yeah?” You ask, your brows raised. “Yeah it wa-” He stops as his fingers brush gently over your ring finger. “You’re wearing your rings.” He breathes, an excited smile spreading. You nod, looking at him shyly. “I was tired of hiding.” Bob surges forward, pressing his lips to yours. The aviators around you gawked, absolutely shocked. Bob’s lips slide gracefully against yours. You fling your arms around his neck, deepening the kiss. After a long moment, you pull away. You and Bob turn to the group, smiling. “Uh guys, you all know y/n… my wife.” You hold your left hand up, showing off your rings.

[agirlwhoisaphantom]

my bug boy - Peter Parker x Reader

TASM!Peter Parker

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+

summary: How it would be dating Peter Parker…

warnings: fluff, mentioned of smut

author’s note: my love for Andrew has resurfaced once again and I couldn’t help but write for him. I’m happy that he is finally receiving the love that he deserves.

He is the sweetest yet extremely dorky around you and isn't afraid to show you how much he loves you. He loves everything about you from the inside out. In his eyes, you are completely perfect, and there is nothing that he would do to change who you are.

"When I first met her, she was a shot of espresso, who is bathed in sunlight, she is incredibly energetic and enthusiastic and has this play of fun which makes my day even brighter. She always knows how to make my days brighter."

"It's always been you and always going to be you."

He would have many pictures of you on his phone and camera, from goofy to cute pictures.

Peter would have a clear phone case to have a polaroid picture of you.

Your contact name could be "My Sunshine☀️🤍" on his phone because of the amount of happiness you have brought him in his life. Meanwhile, it would be "My Bug Boy🕷❤️" on your phone.

Peter, at first, would be nervous about telling you that he is spiderman. He thought that if you knew, it somehow put you in danger. But once Peter told you, there was a sigh of relief that you already knew. Of course, he paid more attention to you since he didn't want you to get hurt.

After he told you that he was spiderman, he would take you to his favorite spots with the best views around the city.

You would learn how to make his web cartilages to save him time, and he would be hesitant to teach you but would do it anyway.

When he gets hurt, you are the first person he goes to when treating his wounds.

"My beautiful nurse, always taking care of me."

Even though he would go towards you to take care of him, you could still see the disappointment in his face that you have to see him hurt. You were there to reassure him with kind words and by pressing your forehead against his since it was your guys' way of saying I love you without verbally saying it.

If he weren't swinging you everywhere, his other form of transportation would be his skateboard. You would be in front of him as he held you close to him by your waist. Zooming through the city.

You would watch him skate as you sat on the sidewalk pretending to read a book. He would teach you how to skate and be patient with you at some point. Even if you fell off the skateboard, he would take care of you and tell you that "it's okay, we can try another day."

Physical Touch and Words of Affirmation are his love languages. He never wants to take his hands off you and always tell you how much he loves you.

He loves pressing his forehead against yours as his fingers intertwine in your hair.

You two would watch movies on his broken laptop that is put together with duck tape on his bed.

Whenever there would be a movie showcasing in the movie theater, and both enjoy it, he would always find a way for you two watch it as many times as you want.

He is extremely clingy. If he is not with you invading your bubble, he is always on a phone call with you. Even when he is out in the city fighting crime (unless it's very serious.)

He loves LOVES to stay in bed with you and snuggle you. Peter loves to keep you close to him, meaning he loves to be the big spoon and lay his head on your chest as his legs are tangled with yours while he rests his nose in between the crease of your neck and shoulder.

If he feels like he is hoarding the duvet during the night, he would always shove it more towards your side to make sure that you are warm and comfortable.

Since he adores music, he would always make playlists for you, "When sunshine needs a little uplift." "Datenight with sunshine." "Karokee with Sunshine." "my ray of light."

Late-night talks are always the best with him. He loves talking about the universe and nerdy type of things with you.

Whenever you ask him questions, he never makes you feel like it was a dumb question, even if it was "Would you still date me if I was a worm?" He always answers them with sincerity

Aunt May loves you. She sees your kindness by looking at him how much Peter loves and cares for you. She is always telling you stories of him when he was younger and how much Uncle Ben and his parents would of loved you.

He is a soft dom, always wanting to take control over you and please you in every way. He will guide you if you want to take control and are unsure how.

Whenever he wants to try something new in bed, he consults with you to make sure you are okay with it and always reminds you to use the safeword.

Aftercare is important to him. He would prepare a bath for you and fill it with your favorite scent. He would always make you feel that you are loved. Massage your back and feet and give you one of his shirts that you can "burrow," but he knows that you'd keep.

[catch-the-wind]

riding with motorcyclist!xiao hc's

omg lyz is updating again within a WEEK? wow

ahem anyways, i've been brainrotting really hard about xiao riding a motorcycle and this is a part two that a friend encouraged me to write-

a safety disclaimer! i do not claim to know how to ride a motorcycle, but i come from a family of people who know how to ride and who ride safely. safety is somewhat covered in the hc's, but nowhere near in depth. if you plan to ride a motorcycle as a driver or passenger, PLEASE communicate with each other, learn and practice all safety procedures and be absolutely clear upon the different ways to communicate while riding. driving a motorcycle is incredibly dangerous and smart riders understand those risks before they ride.

that being said, i hope you enjoy the hc's! it gets a little suggestive towards the end as my brainrot devolved further and i started losing my shit over xiao but if anyone wants a part 3, my inbox is open! enjoy the hc's, feedback is always welcome, and thank you for reading!

xiao and a motorcycle || riding with xiao || dating biker!xiao || the firsts: i love you || the firsts: kiss(es...) || the firsts: fixing his bike

tags: genshin impact, genshin impact x reader, xiao, xiao x reader, suggestive, tw suggestive

xiao is a skilled and experienced rider, so he’s capable of taking on a passenger when he rides

usually drives a sports bike and it’s a one-seater, but if he really likes someone, he might fix up the bike so he can have a passenger

he’ll go through proper riding safety, leaning, feet on the pegs, tap signaling, how to hold him, etc and he’s really very serious bc riding is actually dangerous and it’s the life of someone he cares about

would probably get annoyed even before going through safety procedures, simply bc he doesn’t trust anyone to be as safe as he is

probably gets even more annoyed at the prospect of you riding with someone else instead of him though-

but once you've practiced the safety stuff with him? OHOHOHOHO MY GOOD SIMPS

once you swing your leg over the bike and get settled, xiao is pulling your arms around his waist and there’s a gruff “hold on” before arrogant, cocky xiao is back with that stupidly unreasonably hot smirk

he makes sure you’re holding on nice and tight and you can FEEL the smirk on his face, archons he’s so satisfied with himself

but then he’ll start to move and it’s slow and smooth and easy, truly breathtaking as he starts to accelerate

and you can feel the kind of freedom he loves so much, the speed and the control, the sheer strength of the ride

you can feel the play of his muscles under his jacket, even if he isn’t purposely flexing anything

man is just built, okay?

but ANYWAY, you can feel his abs under the jacket- and if you lean a bit closer to him, you can feel the muscles of his back move as he turns or squeezes the brakes or throttle and the strength you can feel in every move, the decisiveness and the ease-

Y’ALL HIS LEGS

when he stops at a light or an intersection and he uses his legs to stand while he’s stopped- and you can feel his legs brushing against yours as he stands or settles back in-

listen maybe i’m a simp for thighs but his thIGHS, GOD THE MAN IS THICC AND COCKY XIAO KNOWS IT AND FLAUNTS IT AND LATER THAT NIGHT GETS ALL INSECURE AND UGH

ANYWAYS I’M FINE

ahem

his riding with a passenger isn’t showy at all, it’s safe and gentle, no matter how gruffly he would deny that he’s ever gentle with anyone (unless he’s being dorky because then by all means, call him gentle and watch him blush but not deny it)

even though the stop is smooth, the whole thing leaves you both breathless. the motorcycle is stopped, the engine is off, he’s balancing and you’re about to dismount

you’re taking off your helmet while he settles the bike on the kickstand and then he’s taking off his helmet and it’s just two breathless people with warm cheeks looking at each other with wide eyes full of that kind of wild, giddy feeling from a fun ride

and then he smiles that small, lopsided grin he shows so few people and it isn’t a huge smile but it’s big for him

god don’t get me started on if he bites his lip DO NOT SEND ME DOWN THAT ROAD ESPECIALLY IF HE LICKS AT HIS LIP TOO???

GOD ANYWAY

if he gets close to you romantically and you’ve ridden with him before, can you imagine the makeout sessions you can have

stopping at some scenic point, kickstand down, both of you standing and kissing and then he’s just pushing you to sit sideways on the bike, him between your knees to kiss you stupid-

a hand at your collar to hold you there while he presses his lips to yours hard-

or having you sit backward on the bike so he can kiss you and lean you back over the handlebars-

hickeys galore

anyways i’m fine no one hmu rn i’m gonna blush into my water i have SO MUCH brainrot for him

[rancidpancakebatter]

Grip Tape-Chapter 13 [P.P.]

Pairings: Peter Parker x AFAB Reader

Summary: Peter offers to teach you how to skateboard and who are you to say no? This is a pre-bite fic so we get to enjoy Peter Parker in his full Dorky Display.

Word Count: 2k words

Content: MINORS DNI: 18+ Swearing, Marijana Use, Underage Drinking, Bullying

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Chapter Summary: Trevor's Party!

A/N: Drinking, great dad advice, please be careful when drinking lovelies

Everyone piled into the car once again. You decided to listen to early 2000’s music to get into a party mindset. You sat in the backseat with Peter once again and he sang along with you. It was a 30-minute drive to Trevor’s and your dad convinced you to be an hour late.

“Parties don’t really start on time and then you don’t have to do the weird socializing thing.” He told you. Your father was apparently quite the ‘Party Animal’ back in the day. This was both incredibly surprising news but also the most expected thing to learn about your Pops.

He spent most of the car ride giving pointers: Don’t let anyone pour your drinks, drink slow, stay hydrated, remember the buddy system, and most importantly, “There’s no shame in throwing up.”

Your Pops was trying to be really cool about the whole situation. He spent years studying childhood development. He had tried his best to let you grow at your own pace. He encouraged you to take risks and you felt safe doing so because you knew he would always be right there to catch you.

He knew that you were a good kid. But it was scary, letting you be a kid. You were honest about your intentions and what this party was going to be. You had never been anything but responsible. He had no reason to doubt you. But he would be lying if he said he was fine with his little baby going to a rowdy get-together with underage drinking and no parental supervision.

He continued to glance in the rearview mirror, examining your and Peter’s body language. You seemed comfortable in his arms, happy, safe. That made him very happy, to say the least. Peter seemed oblivious to his gaze. He seemed happy and comfortable too. But he also seemed defensive. Your father couldn’t figure out why. Did you like him more than he liked you? Was he scared of liking you? Maybe he was just anxious about the party.

When you finally arrived at Trevor’s your father slowed down, turning on his hazards. You felt your chest bubble with excitement. Your first high school party. This was insane. You couldn’t wait to blaze toward this milestone. Your father unbuckled and turned around in his seat. He was wearing a very serious expression, one you didn’t see often.

“I need you to promise me that you’ll be safe tonight.” You dumbly nodded at the man, your brain slowly catching up to the severity of the moment.

“Try to stick to Peter and if you need anything, I mean anything, I need you to promise to call me.”

You nodded your head again, before replying. “I promise Pops.”

He leaned between the seats with open arms and you embraced your father. You were growing up, and it was hard. He pulled away now looking to Peter.

“Son, please keep an eye on her. Understand, she is not your responsibility, she is responsible for herself and her own actions. But please…care for her.” Peter looked a little scared but nodded his head, glancing quikly at you. Your father made Peter put his number into his phone so he could call your Pops if anything happened.

You grabbed Peter’s hands as you made your way up the brick path to the Daniel’s home. They had a very large house, 3 stories at least. It looked very modern-colonial. You could hear the bass thumping and see the colourful lights flashing from behind the closed blinds. You stopped at the door, looking back at your father’s car still parked in the street. You smiled and you hoped he could see it.

Peter gave you a reassuring squeeze, “You ready?” For the third time tonight. You nodded your head. Peter opened the door.

It looked like almost everyone from school was there. The air was hot and sticky as you and Peter pushed your way through the sweaty teens. You made your way to the kitchen where it seemed a little less crowded. There were tons of drinks, mostly beer and wine coolers. Nothing that looked too appealing to you. You remembered then that maybe you should let Trevor know you were here. You shot him a text telling him you were in the kitchen and it wasn’t long until you heard your name loudly called from the doorway.

You turned to see Trevor in a backwards snapback, an open hawaiian shirt, and and cargo shorts. You smiled at him and he wrapped his arms around you. You froze in his embrace, awkwardly patting his back. He pulled away, his arms now on your shoulders.

“(Y/n),” He said softly, before shouting again, throwing his arms into the air, “You’re here!”

You tried not to flinch at the change in volume. You knew he wasn’t doing it on purpose, he was just a little drunk. You chuckled repeating, ‘I’m here.’ in a soft joking voice. Trevor only seemed to notice Peter standing behind you then. He took a step back and his smile seemed to falter a bit.

“Parker’s here.” He looked back at you and you felt uneasy, “You brought Parker?”

You took a step back stretching your hand behind you. Peter seemed to catch the hint and clasped it as you pulled him beside you.

“Yeah, sorry, I guess I just assumed my invitation came with a plus one.” You laughed awkwardly.

Trevor looked between you two a few times before he shrugged. “Yeah it’s cool. Hey, follow me I have a treat for you guys.” He wiggled his finger like a worm at the both of you and you followed.

It was hard to follow an inebriated teen through a crowd of more inebriated teens but you managed to cross the first floor, the second floor, and two stair cases without losing him. Trevor had led you to his bedroom. You and Peter stood awkwardly just inside the doorway while trevor dug through his (very nice, very spacious) walk in closet. You heard him cheer and he reappeared with a glass handle of Tito’s.

You clapped your hands excitedly and took it from him, cradling it like a newborn in your arms. Trevor warned you that you shouldn’t bring it downstairs unless you planned on sharing, then left dancing to the music coming from the living room.

You and Peter played rock, paper, scissors to see who went back to the kitchen to get mixers. You won and sat on Trevor’s bed, quietly waiting for him. You were delighted to see him return with two cups and pink lemonade. You asked him to make a drink for you and he happily obliged. He handed you the cup joining you on the bed. You explained that you had never had more than a sip before and Peter told you that it was only a shot of each, so you could get a taste. You clinked cups and downed it.

It tasted bitter and sweet. You could taste the liquor and the warmth it brought to first your tongue and then your throat before the fire settled in your stomach. You shuttered and Peter giggled at you. You slugged him lightly in the arm. After three more of those you felt pretty good about joining the party. Peter made you a ‘to-go’ cup and you made your way back down the stairs.

You noted that this was a different high than the one you experienced before. Weed made you feel like faries were dancing on your brain, alcohol made you feel like mermaids were swimming through your viens. You couldn’t decide which one you liked more. You grabbed both of Peter’s arms and began spinning around. He laughed at you once again and it sounded like your favourite song.

He dropped one of your hands twirling you around. You had never been happier. You felt his hand on your waist and it pulled you into him, face to face. His grin matched yours. You leaned forward, on your tippy toes, to give him a kiss to the corner of his mouth.

“I wanna dance.” And dance you did. You pulled him onto the dance floor that was once a family room. You felt your heart beat with the bass. While you didn’t know the songs you jumped around as if you had the words tangled around your heart. Peter jumped around with you feeling very free for the first time in a long time.

You seemed ethereal. You made peace signs pulling them across your eyes to the beat and Peter had never felt so lucky. You were his. Or more accurately he was yours. You were everything to him in this moment, and he imaged that this moment would last a long time. He took another sip of his drink and you did the same. It wasn’t nearly as gross now that it was mostly lemonade.

You danced and danced until your cup was empty. Peter led you to the kitchen to get some water. He saw you pouting at the counter and laughed. You turned around to face him and he made grabby hands at you. You giggled as he helped you onto the counter. There you sat dangling your feet. You watched as Peter got some water for the both of you. He lacked his usual grace (not that he was particularly graceful before his 5ish shots) but you still thought he was beautiful.

He leaned against the counter next to you, passing you your cup. You took a gentle sip and he did the same, his eyes never leaving you. He wanted to confess all of his feelings right then and there. To spill his heart out to you and pray that you didn’t mind the mess. But his thoughts wandered. They wandered to his biting insecurities. Ones he didn’t like to admit he had. They wandered to Trevor.

“I think Trevor likes you.” He blurted it out before his brain could tell him not to. Peter is not the sympathetic poet that you are. His brain was too busy trying to hold itself up to be concerned with what the rest of his body was doing. You giggled at him, completely unaware of the swirling thoughts in Peter’s head.

“No, he doesn’t. Why would he like me?” You drew out the words almost comically. The thought was absolutely ridiculous. “You’re being silly. No one likes me.”

The words left your mouth and your laughter glittered with scales. You felt so weighty but buoyant at the same time. Like you were floating through the thick air. You threw your head back with laughter at such a ridiculous notion. Your body followed its lead and you began to fall back against the counter. You felt a firm grip on your shoulders pulling you forward and your head lulled in the same direction.

Peter was now standing in front of you, leaning against your knees. Scales were still falling from your mouth but the mermaids stopped when you saw his face. Peter’s face seemed angry but his eyes held great sorrow. Without the mermaids swimming around you forgot how to move.

Time stilled as Peter continued to look at you. “What do you mean?”

Your tongue felt heavy but you forced the muscle to move. “I mean…that’s silly…no one has ever had a crush on me- I’m just…I’m just me.”

You hoped that your answer made sense because you felt like nothing else did. You weren’t necessary ‘invisible’ but you were not sought after. You had survived your peers by continuing to stay a neutral threat on the radar. No one felt like they needed to attack you because you weren’t a danger to anyone else’s status.

“But...I...like just you.” Peter’s voice was quiet, barely heard over the intruding music.

You opened your legs and he fell between them. He collided with you and you wrapped your arms around him. You eventually felt his arms wrap around your waist and you let out a deep breath. Peter thought your corset was a bit uncomfortable but opted not to complain as it also pushed up your boobs and that made for a very nice pillow.

“You’re amazing. You know that?” it was mumbled but you understood him all the same. You didn’t quite know how to respond so you kissed the top of his head, hoping he would understand what you meant.

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[miyuwuki]

hello J! 😍Congratulations on 500 followers! :') i'm really happy to be one of them and seeing an active KNB blog these days. I was hoping to get a matchup too 😄

I am an INTJ. My interests include literature, art, philosophy, the occult, music, spirituality, and culture. I also like kickboxing and try my best to stay healthy all around. I am quite reserved and formal, but those close to me know that I am incredibly eccentric and love discussing theoretical ideas.

I love people who I can let loose with, and those who help foster my inner peace and quiet. Someone who’s not afraid of being themselves. Someone patient and kind and also a little bit eccentric, and thoughtful, helpful. Most importantly, I think, the person I would like to be with is someone who I can 101% be myself around with and they'll appreciate and at least try to understand and complement my sense of self. An easy going and natural relationship

I have an RBF and some people think I'm intimidating but I really just have an incessant poker face. I'm hardly ever serious, really. I tend to find humor in everything. Dry humor is probably my thing. My pros are that I’m a fast learner and resourceful. I like to think that I'm also thoughtful and attentive.

THANK YOU SO MUCH! Congratulations again 🤠✨💸

a/n: hello! ty! enjoy this event! @shakethatsassyass

KUROKO NO BASKET

izuki shun

izuki can be a bit of an airhead, but he’s definitely smart. he will engage in those philosophical discussions with you because he’s curious to know as to what you think about things. he’ll say a couple not funny puns here and there but since you said dry humor is your thing, you’d probably be laughing your ass off on the ground. he’s also very kind and constantly thinks about other people— i guess growing up with a big family, he’s learned how to take care of other people without it being a hassle. considering he’s an intp, they connect so well with intj’s romantically, it’s impossible to not think that this is perfect. you can always be yourself when you’re with him because that’s when he loves you the most. imagine: it’s a rainy day outside, but inside you both are having pun competitions, seeing who can make the other laugh the hardest. he loves a person who loves his puns. studying with him is nice too, since both of you are very fast learners, all you guys need is each other’s company. he finds it hilarious when he sees other people afraid of you due to your rbf— because he knows the real you and that you’re just dorky and quirky (like him heh).

this relationship overall is very easy and laidback, if there’s any disputes there might be a bit of ignorance but you both will eventually work it out

mitobe rinnosuke

don’t mind that he’s quiet! mitobe is actually really funny and will laugh along with whatever you find funny too. he will listen to all your thoughts and try out your interests to show that he loves you and that he wants to get to know what matters to you the most. he is so patient with it and so gentle— he just wants to make you happy. sometimes he’ll even accompany you to kickbox as long as you participate in 1v1s with him in basketball. mitobe loves you best natural, so he always tries to make sure that whenever you’re with him, you feel safe being yourself. you both are very attentive so you guys get excited when something small catches your eye. mitobe only speaks when it’s important or when it’s to tell you he loves you, but even if he didn’t say it, you can pick up the signs that show his love. the way he looks at you when he speaks, when he does little gestures like opening doors or remembering your fave order— it’s easy loving mitobe.

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