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#hes referring to when the winter soldier ripped his steering wheel during the bridge fight in catws
topknott · 2 years
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Bucky: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Jesus took my wheel" in your phone??
Sam:
Sam: Your hair looks amazing today.
Bucky: Answer the question.
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fairlycastiel · 7 years
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I decided to take notes during Captain America the Winter Soldier when I was drunk last night and here was the outcome
•SHES PICKING UP A FOSSIL •plane •I know that's a bad guy but he's on the plane •NATASHA •Braxton and Danielle need to pay attention •that fucking sweet ass stealth suit •omg he wasn't hw wearring parachute •loud trumpet music •holy shit he just threw people off the ship •angry cellos •STABBY HAND •I still don't fucking understand french? •holy shit Natasha is a badass ••holy shit nice ass Natasha •shield disc throwing •cap almost got his nuts annihilated by angry French dickbah •French man does gymnastics??? •that fucking stealth suit tho can we talk about that? •explodey boom boom •mr eyepatch talking about private insight....how ironic.....sight? Haha •cap is always right •look at that motorcycle dayum •oh shit Bucky feels •I'm that kid staring at cap in the museum •HOWLING COMMANDO •fuck u Peggy Steve is gay for Bucky •DIMENSIA •mr sandman....bring me a dream •I love falcons little group what a black guy •WINDOW INTEFITRY that car is a fucking trooper Jesus take the fickin wheel WHATS NOT DAMAGED Apaarentllt air conditioning is fully operational Blurb Can the police stop shooting nick fury god damn ITS THE WINTER FUKING SOLDIER I would fuck the winter soldier Fuck u nurse from down the hall NICK FURY WAS SHOT HOLY SHIT THE WINTER SOLDIER HAS CAUGHT THE SHIELD 😹 AND THEN THREW IT HOLY SHIT I would fuck the winter soldier Violin notes Don't call me disgusting for eating gum Information of the free world in the vending machine??? •why does Neal look like Mycroft Holmes (the outfit) Cladssifd intelligences You're disgusting DONT TRUST ANYONE Elevator fighting turns me on Cap just jumped out of the fucking elevator? Super jumping out of stuff Super frisbee thrower Cap is a fugitive ? THE GUM IS FONE Natasha has it what a bitch Redheaded snake 🐍 Bye bye bikinis winter solider HE HAS THE SAME GLASSES HOLT SHIT his name was Erin Apple Store LITTLE STEVE Best captain America movie because of the stealth suit POSSESSED TELEVISION THE BAD GUYS AGHJ PUCH THE SCREEN CAP Zolos algorithm? HELICPOTERS ?bdhe Shoe print Call in assets PEW PEW HYE BYE MAID CAPS SHOULDERS DEAn and cas are banging •SHOULD T VE A LROBLEM Because that's a nice tie *there was a sniper rifle laser on it* Throw him off the roof Falcon is so cool I would fuck falcon wings STEVEN STRANGE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH SHERLOXK I WOUKD ALSO FUCK HIM •fanfiction •AP fanfiction (rejected AP class) WINTER SOLIDER SHOOTING FRAMDES Metal hand Bye bye steering wheel Wiener soldier -braxton Luscious winter soldier hair Shoot him In the eye Bucky Barnes is the winter soldier but don't tell Braxton Pew pew Look at winter soldiers hair (10/10 would bang) CHOKE THE WINTEE SOLDIER WITH DENTAL FLOSS BONG • Angry violins EEEEHHHHH HOLY SHIT THE WINTER SOLDIER IS BUCKY? Lmao I already knew that but Braxton didn't NICK FURRY ISNT DEAD BUCKY NO FUCK U HYDRA fist of hydra THE MAN ON THE BRIDGE BUT I KNEW HIM M GAAAAAYYYYYYY 3,000 feet?!?'bv 3 carriers Garridebs •robin from HIMYM 🐡wehm met hawrd it's a flash back IM WITH U TILL THE EMD OF THE LINE PAL GAAAAAAYYYY •"oh man I am so fired" Angry trumpets Captain America is a pure and wholesome character STEVEO RORGERS I WOULD FUCK HIS SPEECHS itsnot Neal his name is Alexanderu nincompoop •Braxton is sitting up :') CAPTAINS ORDERS DEPENDS O WBERE YOURE STANDING angry trumpets •CLOSE THE BIG DOORS •instense •if they're shooting at u they're bad lmao cap what a guy Falcon found those bad guys he was talking about He' it dead yet •Natasha is a badass •falcon is flybirb Birb Cap is pro at frisbee ARE YOU? angry cellos return Falcon took a detour DIVEBOOMB BY FALCO winter soldier there a bomb boom Winter soldier hairs looks pretty Echo?!?!,! BOTH EYES OPEN• •air resistance and winter soldeir Falcon is grounded Dude had wing ripped off Slidey moves off the ship •cap just got frisbeed •DONT HURRT BUCKT •winter soldier is the best movie Cap just got shot in that fine ass Bucky wants to tap that ass Sherlock is gay for jogn watson •nick fury shot Alexander not Neal The ships are falling the sky chiken litttle 41st floor!!!!!!!! Northwest corner!!!! Holy shit falcon Landed on the helicopter YOU KNOW ME holy shis this scene is so gayBUCKY oh my god IM WITH U TILL THE END OF THE LNE *sad piano HE OULLED STEVE FROM THE RIVER I'm depressed Reminds me of supernatural goodbye stranger (nartive parrallells) Braxton DOES NOT understand thsi reference ON UR LEFT Ick fury burns his eyepatch (argh?) Bucky is gay 4 Steve Instense cellos And trumpets STEVE IS GONNA GO FIND BUCKY DONT PULL ON THAT THREAD STEVE FIND YOUR GAY LOVER IGH I NEED SOEMRINF GAY IN MY LIFE YEET 10/10 this movie is amazing Fin
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