#incorrect sambucky

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

[marvelflame2010]

Computer: Please type a password

Bucky: *types Y/n’s name*

Computer: Your password is too weak

Bucky: The fuCK YOU JUST SAY?

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Bucky: I want to die

Sam: Don't say that! We're in this together

Bucky: Ok.

Bucky: We want to die?

[stuckysknife]

Sam: I'm amazed at what you've endured, it just seems really hard.

Bucky: Being gay?

Steve [whispering]: He's talking about Hydra...

[mimisempai]

[cobrafantasies]

Bucky leans over and spontaneously kisses Sam on the lips.

Bucky: Was that okay?

Sam: *smiling* Very okay.

Bucky: You know, I've dreamed about this.

Sam: About what?

Bucky: Getting to kiss you any time I want.

Sam: Guess all your dreams just came true.

[topknott]

Bucky: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Jesus took my wheel" in your phone??

Sam:

Sam: Your hair looks amazing today.

Bucky: Answer the question.

[twistedpixie77]

Sam: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Bucky: Wow. They sound stupid.

Sam: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Bucky: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Sam: I guess you’re right. Hey Bucky, I love you.

Bucky: See! Just say that!

Sam: Holy fucking shit.

Bucky: If that flies over their head then, sorry Sam, but they're too dumb for you.

Sam: Bucky.

[incorrectanything]

Y/N: *Watching Sam and Bucky fight over a pizza slice*

Y/N: You know what this cereal is missing? Vodka.

[multifandom-worlds]

Bucky, calling out from the storeroom: Honey?

You, answering from the kitchen: What?

Bucky: Where's my tact suit?

You: You're what?

Bucky: My tact suit! Where is it?

You: I, uh, put it away!

Bucky: Where?

You: Why do you need to know?

Bucky: I need it!

You: Nuh uh, don't you think about leaving. We've been planning this dinner for months!

Tony: The public is in danger!

You: My evening is in danger!

Tony: You tell me where his suit is, woman!

Bucky: We are talking about the greater good of New York!

You: Greater good? I am your wife! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Sam: The queen has spoken; looks like you're going to dinner

[obsessedwithmarvelbecausewhynot]

Sam: Shut up.

Bucky: No, you shut up.

Sam: I said that first.

Bucky: Make me then?

Sam: Oh, I will.

Sam: But you might moan a little.

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson as text messages

[marvelflame2010]

Sam: Hey remember that movie you showed me about the gay men on the mountain?

Bucky: ...

Bucky: You mean the 'Lord of the Rings?'

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Sam: Aw you're so tiny like that

Bucky, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you

Sam, lovingly: I know

[stuckysknife]

Bucky: No worries!

Sam: Oh I have several worries.

[sassysambucky]

bucky 2 min after meeting sam: