#hey guys I’m not normal that Wonderland episode was ah

[calamari-minecraft-corner]

I need Jon to gaslight me hardcore and call me a hysterical little creep and a brat

[fu-aki]

So this is going to be my attempt to summarize the newest episodes of the ghost marriage event (episode 1 to 13) of twisted wonderland. Part 2

Again, spoiler alert since I’m about to write out everything that happened, and I apologize for my grammar in advance.

The event started with Epel, Ace, Riddle, and Rook’s marriage proposal

In your dorm -> suddenly a lot of ghosts showed up and said this would be the guest room for the princess -> you got kicked out by them -> you went and ask Crowley what is going on -> Crowley explained -> that was the ghost bride, her dream was to find a wonderful prince to marry, but she died before able to fulfill the dream, so now she wonders around twisted wonderland to find her groom, but that would be impossible -> Crowley “since her perfect prince needs to be over 180cm (5ft9) tall, a slim body without any unnecessary fat, clean and beautiful skin, charming smile, shinnying hair, and lips that make you want to kiss them.” -> Crowley “so there’s no way that anyone could fit that description, they just stay in ramshackle for a few days then leave.” -> suddenly Ortho showed up and said his brother is taken away by the ghosts -> Ortho showed you a footage from the security camera

Idia was on his way to buy manga -> the ghost princess showed up and said “I’ve finally found him… my prince!!!” -> the video cuts out -> Grim was surprised since Idia doesn’t feel like a prince at all -> Crowley “tall, slim, pale skin, and a smile… that can’t really be called charming, shinning… more like burning hairs, and his colored lips. If you think of it, he does fit the ghost’s type.” -> there was suddenly a lot of noises outside -> Ace and Deuce was there -> a bunch of ghosts showed up in cafeteria -> you all retreated to the sports field -> Riddle, Azul, and Kalim were also there -> they were studying but the ghost suddenly showed up -> Azul “Kalim, the correct term would be we were ‘teaching’ you right?” -> Riddle “just a little more and Kalim could finally understand the question…!” -> Vil, Rook, and Epel were in the classroom and the ghosts showed up and kicked them out -> Cater was also kicked out of lab room -> Leona was kicked out from hallway -> Ortho explained what happened to all of them -> everyone laughed -> Crowley “It’s no time to laugh! Do you know what it means to be married to a ghost? It means to be together forever with the dead. You will have your soul pulled out and goes to the other world!” -> Ortho “my… my big brother is going to be a ghost? I don’t want that to happen! Please, help my brother!” -> Crowley “of course, I’m sure when their friend is in trouble, all the gentle students here will help Shroud…”

 -> everyone “nope/don’t wanna.” -> (player choice: “what a wonderful harmony” / “you guys only get along with each other in a time like this.”) -> Ortho “why? Everyone lends me your strength!” -> Vil “He normally avoids us as much as possible, and only bother us in a time like this. It’s a little too much.” -> Leona “it’s your own ‘brother’ problem right, just do something yourself.” -> Ortho decided to just do it himself -> he started computer simulation and decided to just use a magic beam to destroy the whole school -> Crowley stopped Ortho and explained to everyone that mass media will soon be on their ass if Shroud disappeared -> Ortho also threatened that if nobody helped, he is going to hack the TV station to remove the mosaic on news and put on “the student that abandoned their friend” instead -> finally everyone agreed to help -> Lilia suggest to ask Sam boy since he knows a lot about the ghost -> Sam said he heard about this from his friends on the other side -> Ortho “is there any item that we can use to solve this…” -> “IN STOCK NOW” -> the ring of extinction -> it can force the ghost to the other world if you put it on her left ring finger while saying “I swear to love you for as long as you are alive.” -> Lilia “so basically, I don’t care if you are dead.” -> but how can we put it on her? -> the only way to do it is to propose her -> Crowley told you to gather all the students he called -> it was Trey, Jack, Jade, Floyd, Leona, Vil, and Sebek -> the plan is to make them propose to the ghost princess -> Riddle “wait a second, I can’t just watch my vice dorm leader do this, I will go too.” -> Crowley “you can’t.” -> Riddle “eh?” ->Crowley “there’s a common trait between all 7 of them, which is... over 180cm in height!!!!!!” -> Riddle “are you saying… that I’m short….!?” ->  Floyd “it’s fine, goldfish is fine as you are now… wait? Where’s little goldfish? Is he gone?” -> Riddle “ha? What do you mean, floy…” -> Floyd “…ah, there you are, you are so tiny that I couldn’t see you down there.”

Vil “why isn’t Malleus here? Isn’t he pretty tall?” -> Lilia “Malleus is a real prince, if he proposes there is a high chance to success, but even if it’s fake, there’s no way a future king of thorn valley will propose to a ghost, just the fact that he proposed would cause a national problem, so just let it slide and let Sebek do it instead.” -> Leona “hum, saying something so grand, we still don’t know if Malleus would be picked or not.” -> Sebek “Malleus sama is a very handsome man, of course, he will be chosen as the groom! You guys won’t even stand a chance!!!!!!!”  -> Vil and Leona are pretty mad after hearing that and are now determined to do this.

In cafeteria -> Idia is trying his best to scream for help and refuse to marry the princess -> but she won’t listen -> a ghost said 7 people are here to propose to her -> but she said she will refuse them all so Idia can just rest assure here -> Vil started to use his actor skill to act like a prince (change his pronoun from atashi to boku and his way of talking) -> Jack “Vil senpai… can you just lie to someone like that? I think love is supposed to be… more serious. I just, don’t like this con man act…!” -> Vil “too naïve, Jack kun.” -> Jack “Jack ‘kun’!?” -> Vil “this is a competition, to see who can charm the princess first.” -> Leona “disgusting, this is even worse than your normal self.” -> Vil “Leona kun… are you scared that you’ll lose to me?” -> Leona “… hey ghost! Bring the princess out!”

Everyone was brought to the princess -> princess complimented Idia and said how he is her perfect prince ->

Leona and Vil “I’m definitely better!” -> Jade “those two, completely forgot their goals.” -> princess decided to try and see if they will be her perfect prince -> princess “let’s start with you, the one with a wild style but a cute ear.” -> Leona “Me?” -> she suddenly started singing -> Leona got really confused

-> she slapped Leona -> princess “I can’t believe it…… To not sing a duet along with the princess!!!! You are not a prince at all!” -> Jack “Leona senpai… he was the only real prince among us though…” -> next is Vil, he passed the singing part perfectly, but then princess asked what is the name of his pet dog -> he doesn’t have one -> Vil got slapped too

next one up is Jack -> she asked if he knows sword art and how big of a monster have he slain -> Jack “sword? I don’t need something like that, I will use my fist…” -> SLAP

-> Sebek is next -> she asked if he knows how to play instruments -> Sebek started talking about Malleus nonstop -> SLAP

-> Trey is next -> She suddenly said “we can’t meet ever again, farewell!” and runs away -> Trey is confused but decided to chase after her -> She “ah, even though I told you we can’t ever meet again! Please, do not confuse me even more” -> Trey “ok it seems like the right choice to chase after her, but what should I do next…” -> Jade “Trey san, you should sing here!” -> Trey “sing!? Now!?” -> Jade “Yes, to create a romantic mood, you have to sing a wonderful song to make her heart melt.” -> Trey “I’m not really good at singing though…! umm…” -> Trey singing “emm, you… your… your veil…. Looks just like a bleached towel… eyes, also, looks like grapes… so juicy~~” -> her “…” -> Trey “…” -> SLAP

-> Jade “your comparison are a little too peasant, at least say something like your eyes are just like gem stones.” -> Trey “I’m just a high school student? I can’t come up anything like that in this situation!” -> Floyd next -> Floyd “this person just so annoying~~ can I squeeze her?” -> SLAP

-> Jade’s turn -> He offered her flowers -> Jade “I picked out those flowers myself, I thought you would look great with them.” -> Floyd pointed out those are flowers with strong poison -> Jade “yes, if you just touch them with your barehand, your hand would broke, but it seems like it don’t work with ghosts. I’ve learned.” -> SLAP ->

Trey “…hey, I just noticed something, to suddenly make someone lived in an all boy boarding school to propose to a princess… isn’t the difficulty a little too high?”

Everyone outside was laughing hard -> Azul, Cater, Deuce, and Lilia decided to help next -> SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP -> Azul talked too much which makes him unbelievable -> Cater treated everything too lightly -> Deuce got too nervous that he couldn’t talk -> Lilia -> Lilia was too cute that she doesn’t want him -> she complained that why is there no good man left in this world and brought Idia out -> Idia “none of you even had any use at all… everyone was slapped and rolling around like an insect… aren’t you supposed to be popular! You always hype around like an idiot, aren’t you embarrassed by this!?” -> everyone is pretty mad after hearing Idia say that -> but the princess was pretty happy so she decided to make the wedding tonight, midnight. -> Idia screamed for help -> Vil “Isn’t this great, someone picked introverted you as their partner.” -> Leona “yeah, now that I think of it you two are really fitting as a couple.” -> Idia “why--!?” -> Jack “of course, we will get mad after hearing what you said.” -> Idia “Azul!! We are friends of the board game club right?” -> Azul “to think that the hikikomori Idia would get married… I’m so touched I think I’m about to cry… congratulation. I will send you some wedding gift.”

Outside -> Ace was still laughing at what happened -> Crowley “it seems like the only thing we can do now is to find back up grooms!”

That was all for now, man this event is hilarious, especially the part where everyone got slapped, so sad that I couldn’t fit in everyone’s slapped face in here

[queenofnohr]

Twisted Wonderland Event: Scary Monsters - Episode 1-19

Dreamwidth link here.

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Episode 1-19 Rather Than Resentful, He’s Envious

-Library - Entrance Hall-

Woman A: Hey, look, the mood-lighting is so beautiful…… The way the lights sway is whimsical— it’s so romantic. Man B: I can hear a little bird tweeting. It really does feel like you’re relaxing in the woods. Doesn’t the pumpkin vine that’s being projected on the bookshelf right now look like a heart? Woman A: Oooh, where? …...It really does, how adorable~~! Idia: ...... Romantic? Heart-shaped? Adorable? What’s “romantic” or “adorable” about a foggy forest? It’s just like the original “Pumpkin Hollow” movie— scary, no matter how you look at it! And the shape of the vine just so happened to look like a heart, it wasn’t intentional...... In the first place it’s not “mood-lighting.” It’s projection mapping. Man B: Wah! A jack o’ lantern jumped out. Woman A: It’s so charming and cute~~~! Idia: Again with the “cute!” No matter what these normies see, they always say the same things!! If you like “cute” so much, don’t come to a gloomy library full of books...... Why don’t you just stay home, get all your favorite food together, and throw a stylish house party! Jade: Idia, could it be that you resent those people? Azul: Rather than resentful, he’s envious. Idia: Hah? What could I possibly be jealous of? All I’m saying is that it’s a waste to show these normies my ambitious projection mapping. And when I finally appeared in my costume, those guys...... “Aw, a little pumpkin ghostie~~ How cute~~♡” ......that’s what they said!

Azul: I can’t deny your complaints altogether…… Idia: Right? This is an insult to “Pumpkin Hollow!” If someone only heard rumors about our Halloween…… They’d think, “Wow, ‘Pumpkin Hollow’ is so adorable!” Not because of my hard-hitting original work!!! It’s better to stop projection mapping than commit such a mortal sin! Jade & Azul: Mortal sin!? Azul: I had a feeling something would happen due to the increase in people this Halloween…… Jade: We came to check just in case, and lo and behold. Ortho: Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech. Thank you for coming all this way just to check up on my brother’s situation! It seems you’ve come to help! Azul: Of course! Jade: Considering what Idia is saying…… what will you do, Ortho? Ortho: Well. I haven’t told my brother, but...... (Actually, I don’t really like Halloween all that much.) I want to make memories with Brother, but…… If I tell him that I don’t like it, he’ll think there’s no need to try too hard. The stamp rally can be done without the projection mapping, so it won’t inconvenience anyone...... This year, my brother and I can enjoy Halloween holed up in our room. Azul: Absolutely not! Ortho & Idia: Huh? Ortho: Um, Mr. Ashengrotto? Why did you suddenly clench your fist? Azul: Please don’t say such sad things…… It’s the Halloween you’ve worked so hard for, after all. And Jade and I both know just how hard you’ve worked as an Organization Committee member, Idia. It would be such a shame to never play it again…… No, more than that it would break my heart. Idia: You said it would be a waste just now, didn’t you? Azul: I want all of the students at Night Raven College to enjoy Halloween. You think the same way don’t you, Jade? Jade: Indeed. It’s not possible to hold Halloween Week with Idia and Ortho left out. Let’s all enjoy this Halloween with our many guests. If we do, even Ortho is sure to grow to like Halloween more. Idia: You two are definitely up to something…… ……But it’s no use. To give a false preconceived notion to a work is a deed that disgraces all fans…… I absolutely will not continue this! Azul: I see...... Then in other words, the extent of your passion for “Pumpkin Hollow” is small indeed. Idia: ......Huh? How did you come up with that interpretation from what I just said? Azul: “Using both projection mapping plus a live-action show, I will show you the charm of ‘Pumpkin Hollow!’” You made that claim in front of everyone before Halloween Week began. To discontinue this means to give up promoting the movie. Idia: B- But…… No matter what the guests see, all they end up saying is “cute”…... Jade: From the start, isn’t the only way to combat disinterest in the movie good PR? Idia: Ugh. You’re relentlessly revealing the reason for my failure…… The truth is too painful. Azul: In other words, there’s still room for improvement in your projection mapping. To stop and throw it all away…… All it means is that you don't love that movie enough! Idia: HUH———!? You’re saying that to me, when I’m a hardcore “Pumpkin Hollow” enthusiaist who owns the regular edition, limited edition, steelbook rerelease, director’s cut, and the entire line of toys!? Now I know you’re taunting me! Azul: Even so, it means nothing if you’re unable to convey that love. Idia: But I can!? I can totally convey it!? Don’t you dare look down on me!! It’s so entertaining and scary that even normal people who don’t know the first thing about horror movies can understand…... Didn’t I say I would make a Halloween filled with “Pumpkin Hollow’s” charm!? Ortho, let’s modify the projection mapping data together with the rest of the dorm. So far, I’ve been too caught up in portraying the most well-known scenes that I’ve neglected the story...... Let’s create a lead-in video that makes the horrifying existence of the Pumpkin Knight clear! More than being faithful to the movie, more than being scary, what we must do is...... Revise it so that it’s a show that excites the viewers! ......Ah. We’ll also correct all the instances where the vines look like hearts. And to capture the level of perfection of the final scene, I will also work hard and push myself to the absolute limit honing my acting skills! Everyone, let’s all do our best! Ortho: If that’s what Big Brother wants to do, of course I’ll help out! Azul: Oh, what a relief. Let’s all enjoy Halloween together. Ortho: Yeah! Thanks, you two. Jade: If you are indeed so thankful...... ......Then perhaps we might be able to put some samples at the entrance of the library? Ortho: Huh, “samples?” Oh, you mean this pamphlet. Let’s see here…… “Enjoy your Halloween to the fullest! The best map for conquering Night Raven College’s Halloween events”......? Azul: Right now, there are many guests who came from outside the island just for Halloween Week. Isn’t it difficult to go around such a large campus only relying on the stamp rally map? Jade: And so, as soon as we saw just how many people there were on opening day...... We expedited the creation of a guidebook from our volunteer dorm students. It’s 1200 madols for one sixteen-page book. Ortho: B- But we’d be taking peoples’ money...... Azul: But it includes a two-page spread showcasing the projection mapping special feature Idia made. I wonder what would happen if he had cancelled. Jade: If we had to reprint, that entire segment would be a waste. Jade & Azul: Thank goodness it didn’t come to that! Ortho: I get it…… So that’s why you were so insistent in trying to get us to “continue Halloween”…… Idia: A two-page showcase? If it were me I would’ve made it a fold-out poster insert. I’ll take responsibility for my dear friends, Azul and Jade, reigniting my passion as a craftsman. Go ahead and sell a lot of guidebooks and promote Ignihyde while doing it. ……And of course, advertise “Pumpkin Hollow!” Azul: Of course, please leave it to us. Customers will enjoy it all the more if you make the projection mapping even more entertaining. Jade: Both the customers and us— everyone can be happy. This year’s Halloween really is so wonderful. Idia, Jade, Azul: Happy Halloween! Ortho: Um...... Happy Halloween! ......Was this really okay to do?

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Episode 1-18 ← → Episode 1-20

[magicaleiko]

Episode 1 Script!

???: Hapupu Pafufun Pahapa Hapafa: I summon you, new TV show! Appear! My name is Eiko Kurokawa, and this is my story...

OP Theme: Kimi no Koto ga Suki Dakara by AKB48

(Scene: The beaches of the Japanese town of Futaba. A girl strolls along the sands aimlessly.)

Girl: (thinks) *Man, I can’t wait for Summer to come. Any other season, this place is practically abandoned. It’s boring.*

(She looks at the shoreline.)

Girl: (thinks) *Still, there’s nobody else here to get the good sea glass. Like that one, right there!*

(She reaches down to pick it up, but her hand meets with another one in a magenta glove. She looks up to see a woman looking back at her with golden eyes.)

Girl: Ah... Oh! Sorry. I didn’t know you wanted that one, too.

Woman: No, it’s alright. It’s yours.

Girl: R-Really? Thanks, um...

(She picks up the sea glass and looks at the woman. The stranger wears a blue dress, a yellow gem hanging by a magenta ribbon around her neck, and beige boots which are pointed at the ends. Her black hair is tied in a bun with five curls sticking out, and her nose is pointed. She seems to be in her 30s.)

Girl: Uh... You know, I probably should go. I don’t think I’m allowed to talk to strangers yet.

Woman: ...My name’s Famo Bordeu.

Girl: Huh? I’m Eiko Kurokawa.

Famo: We’re not strangers anymore now, are we?

Eiko: I guess not...

(Just then, another girl’s voice calls out to Eiko.)

Girl: Eiko? Come on, time to go home!

Eiko: Okay, coming! (to Famo) I’ll see you around, bye!

(Famo, watching as Eiko leaves, smiles.)

Title card: Eiko and the World of Magic

(Scene: The next day, at the Kurokawa house. Eiko is brushing her hair in the mirror. Her older sister, the girl who called out to her at the beach, is putting her things into her bag.)

Sister: Eiko, you’re gonna have to pick up the pace, or you’ll be late.

Eiko: Sorry, Rie.

(Cut to her putting on her school uniform. Rie waits by the door.)

Rie: You ready?

Eiko: (running to the door) Ready!

(She puts her shoes on.)

Eiko: Bye Mom, bye Dad!

(Their parents are in the den, the dad on the computer, with the family’s pet cat, Kuro-chan, on his lap while the mom talks to him.)

Mr. Kurokawa: Bye!

Mrs. Kurokawa: Have a nice day!

(As the two sisters run to school, Eiko narrates.)

Eiko: Hi. I’m Eiko Kurokawa. I’m 14 years old. I was born on January 13 on a Friday, my star sign is Capricorn, I love chocolate and milk, my favorite book is Alice in Wonderland and I suck at Math. My life’s pretty much normal, if you could call living with a stay-at-home dad who’s kinda weird and a mom and older sister who are kinda both nerds for their favorite pop culture normal. Still, a part of me can’t help but wish for some kind of change...

(They arrive at Futaba Junior High. As they put on their school slippers, an African American student comes over.)

Foreign Girl: Morning.

Rie: Morning.

Foreign Girl: Heisuke’s got a new rumor again.

Rie: (sarcastically) Oh, great.

(Scene: Outside Classroom 3-A. The sisters and the foreign student arrive to see a male student, Heisuke, talking with the other students.)

Male Student: No way.

Heisuke: I’m serious, you guys! We need to keep an eye out for her!

Eiko: Keep an eye out for who?

(There is a pause. Heisuke leans forward and lowers his voice.)

Heisuke: ...They say a witch has come to Futaba.

Eiko: A witch?

Rie: Okay, where did you hear this one?

Heisuke: I’m not kidding! My cousin swears that she saw her one night flying down from the sky on her broom. 

Rie: Last week, your cousin also said that a kappa tried to steal his-

Heisuke: Now don’t you diss my cousin just because of his awesome adventures!

Rie: Exactly which cousin are you talking about again?

Heisuke: (ignoring Rie) Anyway! Either one of you seen any strange ladies around?

(At that moment, Eiko remembers Famo, and how strange she seemed... and yet, nice, too.)

Eiko: ...No, not really.

Heisuke: Oh. Well, keep a sharp lookout, anyways.

Student: Hey, speaking of which, here comes Mrs. Asahi!

Heisuke: Oh, shoot!

(As the other students scramble into the classroom and to their desks, the sisters look at each other. Timeskip to Mrs. Asahi teaching the class, like all good teachers. Eiko is hunched down behind her textbook, texting Rie on her cellphone while also pretending to read. In Rie’s classroom, her phone vibrates. Rie answers it to read the following text from her sister:)

Eiko’s text: You believe in witchcraft?

Rie: Wh-

(She replies:)

Rie’s text: Don’t tell me you actually believe that yarn?! It’s just a rumor, okay?

(After reading Rie’s response, Eiko thinks to herself. Scene change to the school library. Eiko is in the Fantasy section. She picks out a particular book on witches.)

Eiko: (thinks) *”A Guide to Witches, Good and Bad”. I wonder if...*

(She takes a look through the pages.)

Eiko: (reads) *”A Witch’s Profile: Mysterious, owns a cat, rides on a broomstick, often wears gloves, is capable of smelling the blood of human children...”*

Rie: Eiko?

(At her sister’s voice, Eiko jumps and squeals, hiding the book behind her back.)

Rie: ...You done?

Eiko: Uh...

(Making sure not to let Rie see the title of the book, she quickly puts it back in its place on the shelf.)

Eiko: Yeah, I’m done.

(Rie raises an eyebrow. Scene change to the end of the day, when everyone’s getting ready to go home.)

Eiko: You’re not coming with me?

Rie: Nah, Yuka invited me over to her place. Wanna come with?

Eiko: Ah... No thanks, I’m good.

Rie: Eh, your loss.

(She leaves to go with Yuka. Cut to Eiko walking home.)

Eiko: Maybe Rie’s right. Maybe I should just forget about the whole witch thing.

(She walks by a trio of delinquents from her school, who take notice of her.)

Boss: Hey, look what we got here!

Lackey#1: Nice legs.

Lackey#2: Legs, pah! Lookit that form!

(They approach her.)

Eiko: Uh... Hi. Can I... help you guys...?

Boss: Nope. But maybe we can help you.

Eiko: I... I need to get home, so...

(She tries to go around the boss, but his lackeys block her path. She gulps nervously, and backs away from them. Suddenly, a familiar gloved hand is placed on her shoulder. Eiko looks up to see Famo.)

Eiko: Fa...

(Famo steps forward to address the three.)

Famo: Don’t you three have better things to do than pick on innocent girls?

Boss: Look, lady, we’re not pickin’ on her. We’re just-

(Famo fixes him a stern glare. If looks could kill, he’d be completely atomized.)

Boss: ...Dangit. C’mon, guys. (leaves)

Lackey#1: Aw, what the heck, boss?!

(As the terrible trio take their leave, Famo looks back at Eiko.)

Eiko: Wh... Whoa...

Famo: On the off chance that any more like them arrive, you should come with me.

Eiko: What, to your place? (considers this) ...Okay...?

(Scene change to the two walking down an unfamiliar pathway.)

Famo: That was a near thing. You were lucky I was here.

Eiko: Yeah, thanks for that, by the way. (thinks) *Should I really be following Famo? She seems nice, and she did drive off those guys back there, but I still don’t know anything about her!* (remembers Heisuke and the book) *What if she’s…*

Famo: Are you alright?

Eiko: Huh?

Famo: You still seem a bit tense.

Eiko: Uh, y-yeah. I’m fine.

(Famo smiles, and they continue walking. They reach an old summer house.)

Eiko: Huh. So is this where you live?

Famo: Where I’m staying, actually. It’s only temporary.

Eiko: Ah. Right.

(Famo goes up to the front door, and seems to snap her fingers instead of using a key. The door opens, and they both enter.)

Famo: Make yourself at home.

Eiko: Thanks.

(She sits down on a couch and looks around. A black cat, similar to Kuro-chan, rests on the stairway.)

Eiko: (thinks) *Famo’s pet...*

(She looks back at Famo, sensing something strange about her. Famo notices this.)

Famo: Is something wrong, Eiko?

Eiko: Uh… no. Heh-heh. Where’s your phone?

Famo: In the hallway. Would you like something to eat after your call?

Eiko: Okay.

(As Famo enters the kitchen, Eiko goes into the hall, finding the phone. She picks up the receiver, then stops. She puts it back, tiptoes to the kitchen door and peeks in, seeing Famo before an empty tray. As she watches. Famo snaps her fingers, and a whole batch of cookies appear in a puff of smoke. Eiko puts her hand over her mouth in shock. Brief flashback to earlier that day...)

Heisuke: They say a witch has come to Futaba.

(Flashback to the book...)

Eiko: (thinks) *”A Witch’s Profile: Mysterious, owns a cat, rides on a broomstick, often wears gloves, is capable of smelling the blood of human children... is capable of using magic…”* (flashback ends) *Oh god. It is her!*

(Eiko slowly backs away from the kitchen, then turns around and runs for the door. She is just about to turn the doorknob... only to freeze at Famo’s voice.)

Famo: Eiko?

(Eiko quickly turns around to see Famo holding the tray.)

Eiko: S-Stay back!

Famo: W-What?

Eiko: I knew the rumors were true! (points at Famo) You’re a… a…

(Famo’s eyes widen. She drops the tray and starts forward.)

Famo: Wait! Please don’t-

Eiko: ...a real witch!

(Famo gasps. Then, steam shoots out of her nostrils, and she screams, her body beginning to glow eerily. She is launched up into the air, and is propelled around the room like a deflating balloon as Eiko, clinging to the door, closes her eyes tightly. The cat on the stairway watches, visibly horrified. Finally, Famo’s screams die down, and what is left of her falls to the floor with a SPLAT. Eiko opens one eye, then the other as she sees what has become of the witch. A puddle of green slime is all that remains.)

Eiko: (thinks) *Mother of Mercy, I killed her! Is... Is it safe to use the phone for real? Wh... What should I do?

(Step by step, she approaches the slime, and crouches down to inspect it. Suddenly, it begins to move, startling her. The slime reforms into a small bloblike creature, almost like a frog, but not really. The thing has four stubby limbs and an almost chibi-like appearance. Five curls of black hair stick out from its head, and it’s wearing Famo’s necklace. It looks down at itself.)

Blob: (in Famo’s voice) Why...?

(Eiko comes to a realization.)

Eiko: Fa… Famo?

(The blob looks up at Eiko, revealing a face consisting of puffy, reddish lips and small, beady, yet familiarly colored golden eyes. Eiko lets out a small gasp. The two stare at each other, when suddenly...)

Girl’s Voice: YOU!!!

(Eiko jumps to her feet and looks around wildly for the source of the voice. She notices the cat glaring at her angrily. Then the cat speaks.)

Cat: You did this!

Eiko: (thinks) *Ohdeargodthecat’stalkingthecat’stalkingthisistoomuchformetohandleIneedtogetrightthefrickoutofhereNOW.*

(Before she can leave, the cat leaps off of the stairs towards her.)

Eiko: (covering her face) AH, NOT THE FACE, I’M TOO YOUNG-

(The cat abruptly changes into a tiny, flying woman midair. She has long, wavy black hair and orange eyes, and wears a tan conical hat and silky red clothing, with no shoes. This new being seizes the collar of Eiko’s school shirt.)

Tiny Girl: You turned Majofamo into a witch frog, you little- (draws back her fist)

Blob!Famo: Riri, calm down! It’s no use shouting at her.

(The tiny girl, Riri, looks at Famo, then at Eiko before slumping her shoulders and letting go.)

Riri: Alright, alright. But she still has to take responsibility!

Eiko: Whoa, whoa, take responsibility? How? I have no idea how I did this! All I did was say she was a witch, and then this happened!

(Famo hops over to Eiko.)

Famo: Let me explain. We witches have been living under a curse.

Eiko: A curse?

Riri: Yeah. A curse that you just triggered.

Famo: When a witch’s identity is discovered by a human, that witch is punished by being forced to become a witch frog. The only one capable of restoring her to her normal form is the one who exposed her.

Eiko: Y-You mean… I have to change you back? B-But I don’t know any spells!

Famo: That’s why we’re going to train you. 

Eiko: Wait, train me? I get to become a… a witch too?

Famo: Of course. But for now, you must become a witch apprentice. To become a true witch, you have to undergo various tests.

Eiko: Tests? But I haven’t studied! I don’t even have a #2 pencil!

Famo: There’s no need for that. And don’t worry. I’m sure you will do just fine.

Riri: Wait a minute, Majofamo! Do you really think this girl has the guts to become a real witch?

Famo: We have no other choice. Besides, I sense potential in her.

(Eiko eyes widen in wonder.)

*Eyecatch*

(Scene: Still at the old summer house. Famo—or Majofamo—and Riri are on a small table. Before them, Eiko is seated on a wooden chair.)

Riri: Listen up, kid! If you think your training is gonna be a cakewalk, then you’re sadly mistaken. If you wanna make it through this, you’re gonna have to do as we say.

Eiko: Wait, how long will this take, exactly? ‘Cause my family’s expecting me home any time now.

Riri: ...Wow, you’re dumber than you look.

Majofamo: Riri.

Riri: What?!

Eiko: So, uh, how do we get started? Is there a guidebook to this sorta thing or something?

Majofamo: Actually, it’s very simple. (to Riri) Riri, could you bring the chest from my room?

Riri: Fine. Whatever.

Majofamo: (to Eiko) Follow me.

(Eiko complies. Famo hops up to the back door, grabs and turns the doorknob and hops outside and onto a glass table. As Eiko enters the backyard as well, Riri lowers a small, colorful wooden chest on a rope support onto the table.)

Riri: (huffing) Here!

Majofamo: In here are what all witch apprentices need.

(Eiko opens the chest to find six circular objects. Each one has colorful buttons along its rim, and a larger one in the center with a musical note emblem. She picks one up.)

Eiko: Wow. So what do I do with this?

Majofamo: Just press the central button and put on your uniform.

Eiko: My uniform? Okay...

(Eiko presses the button, and the device begins to play music. It floats out of her hand, flashing colorful lights, until it forms a green dress and witch’s hat.)

Eiko: Whoa!

Riri: Hurry up and put it on!

Eiko: Wait, “hurry”? There’s a time limit?!

(As the dress floats down, Eiko grabs it and struggles to put it on.)

Eiko: Okay, how do I-

(The music stops, the dress and hat disappear, and Eiko is left holding the device.)

Eiko: Ah...

Riri: I told you to hurry! You have to put it on before the music stops!

Majofamo: It’s not the end of the world. Just try again.

Eiko: Okay, got it! Here goes...

(She presses the button again, and all happens as before. This time, she manages to pull the dress over her head. As she sticks her arms out through the sleeves, green opera gloves with colorfully beaded bracelets appear on her arms, and pointed green boots with pale green stockings magically materialize on her legs. She grabs the witch hat and puts it on before striking a pose.)

Riri: The fresh heck is with that pose...?

Eiko: This is so cool! So, what next?

Majofamo: Well, press the buttons “Do mi so do” on your Tap.

Eiko: Gotcha! (looks down at the Tap on her front) Uh...

Riri: I got you.

(Riri presses the correct buttons, and a ball of light pops out, forming a pink wand with differently colored spheres in a glass tube. Eiko instinctively grabs it in midair.)

Eiko: Oh wow.

Majofamo: This is a magical instrument called a Peperuto Pollon. To cast spells, you must first say an incantation before announcing your wish. Your spell is “Hapupu Pafufun Pahapa Hapafa“.

Eiko: Okay. (raises the Pollon) Hapupu Pafufun Pahapa Hapafa: Make me a big chocolate cake!

(Sure enough, a chocolate cake appears on the table in a puff of smoke.)

Eiko: SWEET! It’s just like my birthday! 

(Suddenly, the cake is gone.)

Eiko: (sheepishly) ...What just happened?

Majofamo: It only lasted a little while because you're still a beginner. When you pass witch exams, your Pollon will cast more powerful magic.

Riri: Yeah, so stop wasting Spellspheres on personal stuff.

Eiko: Spellspheres?

Riri: See those balls inside the Pollon?

(Eiko inspects them. One is missing.)

Eiko: Oh yeah, those. So, it’s like Mana?

Riri: ...What.

Eiko: Like in a fantasy MMORPG. The kind my sister and I-

Riri: NEEEEERD!!!

Eiko: Wh-Wha?

Riri: Majofamo, just tell her how to summon her broom!

Eiko: Uh, yeah. What she said.

Majofamo: Well, to summon your broom, press the buttons “Do fa la do“.

Riri: These buttons right here! (presses said buttons)

(Another ball of light pops out, this time forming a broom, which Eiko catches.)

Eiko: Cool. So I can fly around on this?

Majofamo: Of course. But you have to be careful when-

(Eiko flies up into the air on her broom.)

Eiko: YEAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

(Majofamo and Riri stare up at her.)

Majofamo: Oh.

Riri: I’ll stop her.

(She flies after Eiko, who is beginning to have some difficulty flying.)

Eiko: Whoa! How do you steer this thing?!

(Riri lands on the tip of the broom, straightening it out.)

Eiko: Phew! Thanks, Riri.

Riri: Look, this isn’t just about your broom flying, okay? People could see you, and if you’re exposed, what happened to Majofamo could happen to you!

Eiko: Y-You mean... I could turn into a...

(Eiko imagines herself as a witch frog, frolicking hand in hand with Majofamo through a flowery field, both laughing merrily.)

Eiko: WHOA!

Riri: Yeah. 

Eiko: I could be an adorable green thing for the rest of my life?

Riri: Well, actually, only until- (realizes that Eiko missed the point) Whaddya MEAN “adorable”?! Look, let’s just... Let’s get you back to wherever you house is.

Eiko: Okay! (speeds of in the direction of her house, leaving Riri behind) WHOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!

Riri: HEY! (flies after her)

(Scene: The Kurokawa residence. Eiko flies in, followed by Riri.)

Eiko: BrakebrakebrakebrakebrakebrakeBRAAAAAAKE!!!

(She crash-lands in a tree in her backyard. She chuckles sheepishly before the branches break, sending her falling into a bush with a shout.)

Riri: (shaking her head) Rookie...

(Eiko staggers out of the bush, slightly dazed. Riri flies up to her and presses the central button on the Tap, causing the apprentice uniform and broom to disappear. Eiko is now back in her school uniform, holding the Tap.)

Riri: We’ll come here to check on you, just in case you decide to do anything stupid.

Eiko: Yeah, sure.

Riri: And make sure you stop by our place tomorrow, too.

Eiko: Okay, bye! (runs to the front of the house)

(Scene change to the house’s interior. Eiko takes off her shoes and runs to the stairs, passing her father along the way.

Eiko: Hi, Dad! Bye, Dad!

Mr. Kurokawa: Uh...

(Eiko runs upstairs to her room. There, she collapses onto her bed.)

Eiko: (thinks) *This is amazing. Me, learning magic from a real witch!* (looks at the Tap in her hand) *I gotta make sure I’m not dreaming all this...*

(She pinches her cheek hard, and flinches from the pain.)

Eiko: OW! Okay, definitely real!

(Scene change to Rie coming home from Yuka’s place. Once inside the Kurokawa house, she takes off her shoes, and heads for the stairs.)

Rie: I’m home.

Mr. Kurokawa: How was your day?

Rie: Meh.

(She goes upstairs, and Eiko sees her.)

Eiko: Hi, Rie!

Rie: Hey, Eiko.

Eiko: So, uh, how’d it go at Yuka’s?

Rie: Eh, we just ate and watched TV. What about you?

Eiko: Uh...

Rie: What, you’re still on about the whole witch thing? I told you, it’s just a rumor!

Eiko: Well, actually, ah...

(Just then, she remembers what Riri told her.)

Riri: ...If you’re exposed, what happened to Majofamo could happen to you!

Rie: What?

Eiko: Nothing. Bye. (goes back into her room and shuts the door)

(Scene change to Eiko in her room, looking at her Tap in thought.)

Eiko: (thinks) *Can I really keep a secret from my own family? I mean, this is some really big news, here! But, then again, if I tell anyone...*

(She imagines the earlier witch frog scenario again.)

Frog!Eiko: (laughing) AAHH, I BOTCHED IT!

(Back in reality...)

Eiko: ...Oh my god.

(Meanwhile, in Rie’s room, she thinks to herself.)

Rie: (thinks) *All this witchy talk, and now Eiko’s acting weirder than usual... Just what is my little sister up to?*

ED Theme: Koisuru Fortune Cookie by AKB48

On the Next Episode...

Eiko: WHAAT?? Famo’s house is...

Riri: Getting torn down, yeah. That’s why we need someplace to stay!

Eiko: Well, how about my place?

Rie: Eiko, What are you hiding?!

Eiko: Oh no, Rie’s getting wise! Now what?!

Next Time on Magical Eiko: The Suspicious Sister

Wishing you a magical day!

[fu-aki]

So this is going to be my attempt to summarize the newest episodes of the fairy gala event (episode 11 to 17) of twisted wonderland.

Again, spoiler alert since I’m about to write out everything that happened, and I apologize for my grammar in advance.

It’s finally the day of fairy gala, everyone are changing and getting ready for the show -> Vil is hyping up everyone too -> everyone are heading towards the garden -> Jamil suddenly realized that Kalim is gone -> Kalim popped up from the side and ask everyone to help him ->

he lead you guys to a tiny fairy -> Kalim “I saw this guy on my way to the garden but he doesn’t seems like he was feeling well, but I don’t understand his language so I don’t know what to do.” -> Ruggie “woah... Kalim you really are the definition of a good guy.” -> Leona “tsk, what a waste of time.” -> Kalim “when I’m not feeling well, Jamil can always get out some medicine to help right? So I thought I’ll ask you about what’s wrong with her.” -> Jamil “even I won’t be confident in fairy biology... but she’s holding onto her stomach... maybe it’s a stomachache?” -> so Kalim give that fairy the stomachache medicine he had with him just in case -> the fairy took the medicine and suddenly stand up and started to making things

The fairy made a bell like things and shoved it to Kalim -> the bell is like a translator for language barrier between bigger fairy and the smaller ones -> fairy “this bell is a really important tool for fairy gala event that have many different fairies, did you guys left it at home? you guys are so forgetful haha.” -> Kalim “really? I didn’t knownwsn..!” -> Jamil “yes, we all accidentally left it at home.” -> Leona “put that aside, to make something like this so fast... what are you?” -> fairy “it’s nothing really, since I am the building fairy. Sorry for the late introduction, my name is fairy Macy and I am the leader of the building fairy, if you forgot your bells just ask me, it’ll be a present since you guys saved me.” -> then you all walked into the garden -> it was decorated elegantly with different fairies gathered around -> the furthest part of the garden has a very elegant chair that was prepared for the queen -> that chair faces right into the runway, fairies are around it left and right, the only place to hide is right behind the chair -> Ruggie was worried that he’ll be caught -> Leona “there’s the entrance to subtropical zone right next to it, you can just run there.” -> Ruggie “don’t say things so simply like that Leona, remember if we fail, me and MC are the ones they gonna caught and kill.” ->

Leona “shut up... stop thinking about the possibility to fail and being scared by it, I won’t let it happen so it’ll be fine.” -> Ruggie “...honestly! Don’t forget what you just said okay!?” -> the plan is: Ruggie will be hiding behind the chair the whole time, Grim will be on look out for security guard, and you will be observing the show and signaling Ruggie the timing to steal the tiara when everyone are distracted by the show ->

The show finally started, the announcer announced for the group “me and my servant” -> while they are getting ready to go up the stage, Jamil said that it’s a horrible name -> but since they were in a hurry so Leona just named it that -> Jamil “well whatever, we are just going to do our best performance.” -> Kalim “we are gonna try our best so even if Leona failed everything will be fine!” -> Leona “fail? Who are you saying that to, you guys are all just additions to me. Let’s go.”

-> they are on stage -> the fairies are in awe for their make up and clothing -> the dance is really successful -> some fairies wonder if they are wind fairies because of their light and beautiful steps -> some more fairies want get closer to get a better look ->

the building fairy was right beside the queen and recognized Kalim Jamil and Leona -> the queen finally started to pay attention to the show -> Kalim “okay, just a little bit more...!” -> Leona “you two, get out of the way.” -> Kalim “!” -> Leona “I’ll show you something that’s on a completely different level.” -> Leona “fairies... be grateful and burn my show into your eyes!” -> the fairies loves the show -> Jamil “who knows that you can go from learning to walk on twos to this.” -> Leona “shut up, all I need to do is grab their attentions right?” -> the fairies really LOVES the show and even the queen said she wanted to look at it forever -> you signaled Ruggie right at that moment -> Ruggie did it so fast that Grim couldn’t even see it

Ruggie “I only needs 6 seconds to take out the pin that secures the tiara and put it back on, giving me 10 seconds... Leona really is looking down on me too much haha*.” -> then you all runs into the subtropical zone -> but then it suddenly started to sprinkle water -> the fairy dust on you, Grim, and Ruggie got washed off -> some fairies got here and sensed human -> all of you decided to hide -> but they could feel humans nearby and they are getting closer to you guys

??? “Hey, you.”

Leona “hey, I’m talking to you.”

fairy “you... you are... that elegant fairy in the show!!!”

Leona “...look at me.”

Ruggie “Leona~~~~~! Nice timing~~~~~~!!!”

Leona “the water in my waiting room are too warm, I only drink cold water. Hurry up and change it now.”

Grim “that guy, he’s really good at acting like a cocky person.”

Ruggie “no, that’s not acting, that’s just normal Leona.”

Fairy “but, I have to look for...”

Leona “ah? Are you not listening to what I said?”

-> while Leona distracting the fairies, Grim noticed Leona was mouthing something -> Ruggie read his lips and realized Leona is telling them to hurry up and go now -> you all were able to run away without being noticed

-> later, outside of the garden -> Leona “Ruggie, in the end you did slip up after all.” -> Ruggie “not my fault, say that to school for setting up weird things like this.” -> you complemented Leona and the show ->

Leona “ah? ...what is it, did you fall for me?”

Grim “me and Ruggie couldn’t see the show, but it’s definitely really good since Kalim and Jamil are trying so hard.”

Kalim “no no no, Leona really is prettier than any fairies, I was really surprised.”

Ruggie “you don’t really need to follow up with this, Kalim, you really are too kind.”

Vil and Crewel showed up -> they said they saw everything through Idia’s drone -> they said you guy did better than they expected -> Crewel mention a special reward since they did so great -> which are clothes he prepared for the next time -> Jamil questions what is the next time -> Vil plans to train and put them on the biggest show in twisted wonderland -> everyone refuses

The end

*: his laughing noises are shishishi and I didn’t want to confuse people so I just put haha there.

Man this event is fun, I laughed too hard whenever someone roasted Leona. Tbh I really liked how Leona is finally able to show his charms when he normally is just an lazy ass.

...

Trust me I actually am a Leona stan.