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wombywoo · 7 months

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retired 🩶

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #my art #listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌#johnny is the super active DIY father of the family #simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction #also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness #johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that #the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which #yes they all sleep in the same bed~#I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason...#let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving #god they probably make a banger pot roast....

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pangur-and-grim · 2 months

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Belphie has gone from chasing after Grim and leaping over her back like a show pony, to being suddenly quite shy and giving her (too much) space. so now it is part of my daily routine to hold him up and let her lick him all over his bald scalp, so that Belphie realizes she loves him

#he just has to ignore her occasional growl #growls don’t mean anything coming from grim #she’s a grumpy old lady who complains about everything #and she really really wants to lick his bald head

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 6 months

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Dude I can’t believe that the avatar is bald he’s bald oh my god he’s fucking bald he’s so aerodynamic it’s crazy he’s bald ohhh nooo baaaald

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julsbeinggay · 4 days

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BITCH i thought yall were joking about the apocalypse gay montage AND YOU WERE NOT????? GUYS HE LITETALY WAS LIKE THE NOT EVIL ANYMOTE I WANNA BE LOVED NOW

#THEYRE KILLING ME #i hate them so much #old man toxic yaoi #YOU CAN CONVINCE ME TO DO ANTTHINF FUCK YOU #cherik #x men #x men apocalypse #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #magneto #professor x #give him back his hair pls #still love him tho even bald

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sillysymbol · 11 months

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my biggest pet peeve is when someone is like "omg i love old men😍hes so peepaw🥺" and the character looks like this

#gacha game fans #imsorry that is not an old man. that is a 30 year old #where is his male pattern baldness and wrinkles!#symb posts

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gardenviewcenter · 10 days

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LORD save me from getting fixated on another children's mascot horror game where cartoon characters are brought to life 🙏🙏🙏

#mod vee #love sexyman dandy gijinkas but i think more people should embrace his baldness #i like to think he is in reality a 20 something year old man with really bad genetics #dandy's world #dandys world #art #dandys world dandy #dandicus dancifer #dandys world vee #dandys world sprout #vee dandys world #sprout dandys world #dandy dandys world #idk what order is more common LOL

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rata-whitz · 28 days

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Isgarren is like the best grouchy old man trope I've seen in a videogame for a long ass time too

He sucks, he's set in his ways, he's stubborn and got Big Opinions and you're not going to like or change them

Whoever was writing him IMO really knew how to write an Old Dude that's not cartoonish as hell on either side of the spectrum

#i may be biased though because im absolutely in the sexualise that old man crowd #do i feel that way about isgarren?#no not really but i think he would be fun to dress up #i will slap his bald head #gw2 #gw2 spoilers #general spoiler tag cos i saw someone im following is in HoT atm!

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 9 days

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VINCENT PRICE as EGGHEAD --

BATMAN (1966-67)

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wobubling · 8 months

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old men 👍

#one piece #eustass kid #trafalgar law #i like drawing old men it's fun #i just know they would be the shittiest grandpas of all time #my art #the real reason behind this is that i had a vision of old man law wearing one of those signature old guy flat caps #except his cap is spotted as one would expect #also law 100% has a bald patch

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thedreamingpiscesfangirl42 · 8 months

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Headcanon that Zestial is very, very, VERY attached to both cloak and top hat. Whereas on the rare occasions he will remove his cloak while at the Carmine residence, his hat is firmly attached to his head at all times. It would be a full on fight trying to get the thing off his head, and another to keep it away from him 😂 Not even Carmilla has seen his unhatted head.

#zestmilla #zestial morde #zestial #carmilla carmine #carmilla #headcanon #fanfic #hazbin hotel #man will go down swinging for his hat #you thought husker being attached to his alcohol was bad #Zestial takes it to a whole nother level with his hat #I have to wonder what’s under it #is he bald?#old man comb over?#surprising luscious hair that he has to hide for whatever reason?#two other sets of eyes since he’s a spider demon?#the world may never know #but I certainly want to

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simpingforcys · 3 months

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This man is a big example that personality and attitude are very huge factors 🍬

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buwheal · 9 months

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woah. actual thought out reference?

Completely disregard wtf the reference from a couple weeks (a month?) ago looks like. Completely inaccurate. not sure what I was thinking w/ that one. This time I thought this one through, lol. wahoo!! Ive been kind of lazy and totally leaving out features the past few times Ive drawn him and I dont want that to happen again because he loses all the fun features.

notes written out for those who need it (glances behind my shoulder at the mobile app) under the cut. be warned, its long, lol.

starting from the top left, going across to the right side in rows.

-TURN-AROUND -opt grey hairs/grey stripe. he keeps it evenly colored with car oil. -eyebrow crease opt. -head lifted for convenience (for the pose. Also spelt that wrong on the image whoops) -5" when slouched. -neutral expression. Teeth always visible. -eyebags NOT opt. (Except in certain circumstances.) -"Tail" not usually visible -HORRIBLE posture* -black bottom lip pokes out a little -hands reach knees in reg. posture -Gnarly mullet -Overbite -Constant slouch. -Warped lens/frame -Sweaty & jittery a lot - \___ misc. extremes ___/ -BJD body -Motherboard cover -Plush tummy :-) -wears heart boxers underneath. Not shown. - |dissociating-----|-------disconnected| -sensitive eyes w/o glasses. Squints. - :arrow: Sparratically ejects -overdramatic - *except when actively interacting with someone - 5"1 when standing straight - |forced--|genuine--|?----|???---|

#DISGUSTING freak. I love him so much.#Reblogs encouraged.#He is absolutely balding btw. The glasses even out the horrifying forehead.#the way the fandom has influenced my hcs and my design is crazy actually. he was kinda a twink before.#I am not about to have a twink spamton in my household #no sir. He is old and disgusting and needs to be such. Also there was no exaggeration in his shapes before. no idea how i survived.#also yippee!!! I figured out how to fix my stylus pressure issue.#this one and the last post were in firealpaca. Still learning it because its a new program but it is so much better. Phhhew.#i love the animation feature #Im messing w it currently muwahahah. I hope i can finish it.#zoom in to see the notes better lol.#if needed i can write out all the notes!! lmk if you need it.#deltarune #deltarune spamton #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton fanart #rotates him in my mind #killing him with hammers #never done a turn around w him but i think i did good this time #also this is mostly for myself because i kinda slack off. It ruins his body structure when i do and i want him to keep the triangle chest.#BuwheArt

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allboutheyaoi · 6 months

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Terrorize with military force

By Old Xian

#bald head is scared of his sister LMAO #19 days #19天 #old xian #tianshan #he tian #mo guan shan #zhanyi #jian yi #zhan zheng xi #favourites

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gum-iie · 1 year

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“what part of immortal do you not understand?”

#honkai star rail #jing yuan #blade #jingren #4000 year old idiot #balde protection services #i was channeling the aeon of cope trying to finish this in time for his banner #cut a lot of corners but it is what it is #wish me luck on my summons #not like i need to eat this month #sobs #procrastination doodles

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your-fathers-favourite-daughter · 4 months

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My blog is for the girls with an unreasonable amount of hate and dark parts inside them that they could never explain to anyone else.

My blog is for the girls who's default is being hateful and rude to the people they love most, even when they don't want to.

My blog is for the girls who are deeply infatuated with their best friend in a way they could never rationalize to themselves or 'put lyrics to'.

My blog is for the girls who secretly have a heart of gold if your willing to stay long enough to find it.

My blog is for the girls who have terrifying and traumatizing dreams almost every night, so much so that their often terrified to go to sleep in fear of dreaming.

My blog is for the girls who curse too much and say whatever the fuck their thinking.

My blog is for the girls with deep rooted spiritual culture and traditions and are slightly traumatized about it.

My blog is for the girlies who are terrified of being vulnerable or emotional in fear of seeming weak.

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j3nnix · 5 months

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I'm trying to make a human design for krabs...I guess it's still in progress xp

#messy sketch LOL #all the humanizations that I saw of him had hair but for me this old man is bald #except behind his head xD #sbsp #sbsp fanart #fanart #eugene krabs #mr. krabs #spongebob squarepants #traditional sketch #human desing

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