#his ass is FUCKING trapped

[vypridae]

his ass is trapped

[transmasccofee]

another theory i have is that Saiki doesn’t exactly have a protective “spirit”. instead he has nendou. nendou is basically his protective spirit. Canon supports this and i am weirdly passionate about this theory. like it is basically canon to me.

[sophiethewitch1]

You mentioned that all the Wayne's post thirst traps. And that Damian's are like Victorian women showing some racy ankle. What does he consider a thirst trap then.

Have you ever seen a man in a dark turtle neck sweater.

[xo-punisher-xo]

YAHOO ITS BEEN 100 DAYS OF JOEY !!! Here’s the piece I made to commemorate him being stuck in my glue trap of a mind ❤️

[mugentakeda]

why do u hate iroh pls tell me

I DONT HATE IROH AT ALL!!!! in fact the exact opposite. hes like in my top 5 atla faves. among one of my fav characters in anything ever really. but the thing is . i like him FOR HIS FLAWS.... i love flawed characters. the atla fandoms opinion of iroh is sooo black and white ive noticed like u either hate his guts or love him blindly. which how other people perceive him is srsly none of my business like you can hate or love that fictional old guy as much as u want til the cows come home irdgaf. it is not that deep to me. but idk i feel like all his hypocrisies and discrepancies and inconsistencies and 500 mental illnesses are what make him so great... like if he was literally Just the wise old uncle guy without The Horrors he wouldnt be HALF as dear to me. people that have Very complicated relationships with their Very complicated parents enjoy iroh in a different and far more epic way than how everyone else does

[alien-onyx]

i finally made a Jared fandesign I'm happy with along with TMA!Onyx

blood warning for under cut. some oc lore in tags

[bmpmp3]

an append genbu design for fun!!

[mishapen-dear]

i've mentioned here and there that i made a relationships/dynamic spreadsheet. i have finally put it to use. look on my Works, ye mighty, and despair.

-extra note: i am not omniscient and i cannot watch every stream. i may have missed a sibling declaration or two.

-extra extra note: i currently speak only english and used google translate for the rest. if theres a translation error I'd love to know- i wont be able to go back and fix these, but im always so curious about how accurate google translate can be

extra extra note pt 2: do. do other languages use guardian as in "legal guardian" as in "not a family member but still Primary Caregiver of child" because i am suddenly aware those translations might not be correct. on the other hand tho if google translate decided that the parents are guarding warriors of the eggs im not going to argue

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) OHHHH FUCK THE TRITTER ARC IN OMEGAVERSE

not only is tritter an officer but he's an alpha so him getting humiliated by house is even more heinous to him. his calm posturing giving house the CREEPS from jump street and it only gets worse the longer tritter pursues this vendetta. he goes even harder against wilson, even commenting how house and wilson smell like each other (they are not a bonded pair at this time) and wilson stays collected but if he and tritter talk for too long he starts bristling. tritter wanting from house not just an apology and for house to go to rehab, but also for him to show his neck; to submit. it's pushing the limits of an already high ask to put on house. even cuddy gets hesitant about that because it's toeing the line of discrimination at best and harassment at worst.

[ardentpoop]

picture me shouting "NO HE WASN'T!!!" at my screen in the dead of night

[spaceytears]

Y'know what really fucks me up about Johnny? If we are to believe the timeline as it's presented, he was a child for a lot of the war and sexual exploits we hear about in the game. He was born November 16th, 1988. He died the first time August 20th, 2023. He was 34. For all intents and purposes, he was at the beginning of his life. Samurai was mostly around from 2003-2008, we know that this was after he deserted from the war. He was 14-15 in 2003. The psycho fan quest we go on where we see all of the posters and he's making commentary on various shows? There's one where he specifically says that the food was terrible, the acoustics were terrible, but the girls were great. It was quote, "The best pussy I ever ate". That poster is 07/01/2004, which makes him, again, 15. Admittedly, I could go on for a while. I won't, and I know someone's probably going to see this post and pull the "Johnny's an unreliable narrator" card, which to a degree is true, but these dates aren't coming from him. We know Samurai was formed when he was 14, we know Samurai was formed after he came back from war. We know he was exposed to a rockstar lifestyle as a teenager. We know he struggled with addiction as voiced by him multiple times, and his repeated return to a bottle of pills during his conversation and argument with Altiera Cunningham. I would never try to justify his actions, but I can say that they're pretty readily explained. I can also say that he deserves a fair measure of empathy.

[suffercerebral]

me having gone to bed at 6 am every day for the past week and generally spiraling mentally while rotting in bed waking up this morning: a 4 mile hike in the heat is a really good idea right now, and while we're at it let's start like 3 art projects

[apoptoses]

Been thinking about how Daniel becomes a permanent resident of Trinity Gate, and how often he probably falls asleep early after Armand has worn him out, only to wake up and find one of Armand’s other loves (both romantic and platonic) on the other side of the bed. Like-

•Louis, who abhors being cold and hogs the blankets in his sleep. More than once Daniel has woken up in the middle of the day and had to wrestle the comforter back to his side. Other times it’s Louis with a book, reading aloud to Armand while he drags his fingers through his hair that stirs him. He never minds being disturbed by Louis though because Louis is a late sleeper like him, and that means with their powers combined they can convince Armand to stay in bed and cuddle the evening away.

• Lestat, who has developed the very modern problem of not being able to fall asleep without the tv on. Daniel always knows he’s shown up by the quiet sound of trashy reality tv, turned down low so Armand can sleep, and the absolutely insane amount of heat Lestat’s body with its ancient blood throws off when he’s fed.

• (but there’s also the other times when Daniel is woken up by Lestat’s elbow in his ribs as he engages Armand in some good morning making out. Daniel doesn’t care, he’s given all of them his permission to do whatever, and honestly half the time he gets his arms around Armand and joins in. But some nights he grumbles about Lestat being too fucking boney for his own good and rolls over for a few more minutes of sleep)

• And then once in a blue moon there’s Bianca, who he knows by the smell of her floral perfume. Daniel wakes up to them gossiping like schoolgirls late into the night, and to Bianca calling Armand ‘Amadeo’ (and she is the only one allowed to use that name, because in her heart he’ll forever be the sweet young man she adored)

• There’s even one time that it’s Riccardo, which is bizarre because do ghosts even need to sleep? But this is just Daniel’s life now, and Armand has told him the secret that when he was mortal sometimes he would sneak Riccardo in Marius’s room after he left. Mind racing from the blood, he wouldn’t be able to sleep, and Riccardo was more than happy to sit on the giant velvet bed and play cards with him until he passed out. (and just like old times, he finds a deck of cards tossed on the nightstand beside Armand)

• It’s not long before it being just the two of them actually feels weird, but on those nights they relive the good times at Night Island and put on a cheesy 80s movie. And finally Daniel gets to live out one of his greatest mortal fantasies, falling asleep in Armand’s arms and not waking up alone.

[fagtainsparklez]

NONE OF YOU cared to tell me that ranboo fucking did an homage to saw 6’s shotgun carousel in the second genloss episode??? you’re all dead to me.

[prommytheus]

now for the psychopomps! this format is actually hilarious btw im having the time of my life

[detectivenyx]

[jigsaw voice]

hello miss mavilda. you have spent years struggling against your gambling and alcohol addictions, funding them with the futures of the orphan children under your care. i want to play a game. you have been stripped to your underwear, as you did to the children the moment the mayor left the orphanage after dropping off his donations, and placed into a simulacrum of the winter cold. you could not pay for the childrens' futures in cash, so now you must pay… in blood.

the average human body holds 5 litres of blood - you only need to provide 500 milliliters. in front of you is a pythagorean cup that must be filled, and a running chainsaw. you have 90 seconds to fill the cup with whatever you can provide. when the cup overflows, the blood will empty into a second container, which will cause the chains to raise the platform you are standing on. you may have noticed that you are ankle-deep in frigid water, and near an electrical generator. if the timer runs out, the generator will activate - and you will learn just how fatal a cold shock can truly be. live or die, miss mavilda. make your choice.