#hit me.😡 hit me harder.

[sharpe-teeth]

ugh im sick and its making me a fully incapable little grub

[spiteless-xo]

i need more of ur hc content bc it has me literally sweating at the dinner table. thoughts on eren/jean and their feelings ab a daddy kink???? i must know ur ideas….

hello lovely!! 🥰 so sorry for the delay in getting to this!

also i'm sobbing rn because i wrote like half the post and then my phone glitched and i LOST EVERYTHING AHHHH anyway

daddy kink - eren & jean

jean kirstein

your approach on this is really really important. if you just casually ask him one day like, would you be ok if i called you daddy? he would immediately be like wtf absolutely not! because he associates "daddy" guys w like scumbags and he doesn't want you to think of him like that

but then one day he does a favour for you and you say 🥰 thank you, daddy! and he doesn't say anything but his brain short-circuits a lil bit... and then you notice him going out of his way to do more nice stuff for you just to hear you say it 💀

maybe you guys get into a little argument and jean is 100% in the right so you come up to him and lay your palms on his chest and look up at him w big sad eyes and you're like 🥺 im really sorry, daddy and he immediately pulls away from you with a deep, throaty fuuuckkk because that was WAYYY too hot and now he's already half-hard in his pants

by the time you say it during sex, you already know the kind of effect it has on him. you slip in a lil please, daddy -- harder! and he's going FERAL on you. fucking you into the mattress until you lose your breath and your thighs are sore from his hips pounding against you and you've got bruises all over your body from how tightly he grabbed you

and then he finally says it for the first time on his own and you know you've got him 😈 he's got his fingers buried inside of you, lips on your throat as you pull at his hair, telling him you're so close, so close, you wanna cum so bad and jean just hums against your throat like uh huh, i want you to cum real fuckin hard for me -- can you do that for daddy? and then you're clawing at his back and crying out as you cum all over his hand and he's chuckling in your ear like that's it, you're so good for daddy, baby 😭😭😭

eren jaeger

same as jean, i think this guy would hate it if you straight up asked to call him daddy. he's definitely got some issues w his own dad, so the idea of you calling him daddy makes him literally recoil in horror

but then you slip it in a couple times during sex and he pretends like he doesn't hear you but you can feel the way he grabs you a lil tighter and fucks you a little harder but if you do it too much he will cover your mouth and be like stop that 😡 but you can see the way his face gets all flushed and his eyes darken

and then one time you say it as you're cumming, daddy, fuck! and all of his resolve crumbles entirely. he buries his face in your neck as your gasping and panting and he's just fucking reeling from how hot it sounds when your voice trembles and how tight you squeeze him when you're moaning and he decides he needs more.

and you're just kinda whimpering in the aftershocks of your orgasm but he keeps going, keeps rolling his keeps, and keeps hitting that spot that has you seeing stars and he's like what was that? what did you just say? and you can't hear the lust in his voice from how fucked out you are, so your instinct is to apologize for pushing things too far but then he's like no, no, no. don't get shy on me now -- say it again.

and you're still not quite sure if he's mad at you twist your face away from him in shame, but then he grabs your chin and tilts you back to face him, looming over you as you blink up at him with teary eyes and all you can do is whimper out a quiet daddy?

and then he smiles at you, sinister, and he's like yeah? is that me? and you can only offer him a quick, desperate nod and he leans down against your ear and this time, you can hear the dark growl in his tone as he says you want daddy to take care of you? make you cum like that again? tell me exactly what you need and daddy will take reeeaaaal good care of you

[lifeandlies-of-regulusblack]

Barty and Sirius hating each other but still fucking because the dick is simply That Good™️ is the newest ship that wolfstar fans are going to assassinate me for 🥰🤘

Standing with you in the line of fire babe.

When one of them cums for the first time from being fucked so good, they're literally stupefied. Surprised pikachu face and then immediately angry.

I'm thinking barty is the one who gets dicked down first, because sirius definitely treats and enforces the "friend of my baby brother" treatment on barty. Barty literally goes down fighting, biting, and scratching but the dick is so good, so he ends up on all fours, gripping the sheets, and biting down his moans. And sirius is having the time of his life showing this little punk what's what.

The next time they meet, Sirius thinks he can play barty the same way. Big mistake. Barty is vengeful and has a plan. They're at a club and barty is pushing him into one of the stalls. He's fucking Sirius so hard, fingers in his mouth so Sirius can't muffle the sounds he makes. People in the bathroom bang on their door and barty only fucks into Sirius harder. Sirius cums four times and the last one is dry.

DICK AND ASS GAME SO GOOD THEY CAN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE.

Bonus points for when Sirius is exes with Rodolphus and Barty catches them fighting. He's immediately acting like such a fucking prick at Sirius' side. All derisive and aggressive for no reason. After, Sirius ruffles his hair and says, "Thanks for the help but I didn't need it kid," all amused and looking at Barty strange. To be honest, Sirius really didn't need help (he's sirius ofc). Barty's just crazy and doesn't know why that Rodolphus guy's face was so punchable.

He takes the hand that's messing his hair up and bites down on it 😡. Sirius yelps, hitting Barty on the forehead to get him to let go.

And then they part ways, Sirius clutching at his hand, after pulling on Barty's hair hard enough to get his hand back. "See ya." Barty says after Sirius calls him a demon child.

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Regulus is heard screaming in their apartment. In his hands, is his brother's phone: the lockscreen showing a pert ass, cheeks held apart — bringing attention to a glass plug, right where it's meant to be. There's an intricately drawn tattoo of a spider where the ass meets the thigh.

"Oh yeah, that's my pet. Sorry. I should've just ordered the pizza myself."

"I KNOW THAT TATTOO SIRIUS! YOU REMEMBER WE WERE DORMMATES AND HE'S MY BESTFRIEND. I SAW HIM NAKED EVERYDAY, YOU GIT!"

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"Shit."

[i-smoke-chapstick]

Okay I think I’ve finally come up with a plot for that jervis story I was telling you about. This is pretty long- I’m sorry 😭

Basically could follow the same plots as the ‘come on Eileen’ story with an age gap but obv themed for Jervis’s character. For the sake of everything, since this could be already dark-ish, instead of Alice being his sister, she’s his coworker. Very similar story tied with the btas version. Anyways continuing that, let’s say reader is Jim and Barbara’s kid all the way from episode 1 when they were still in there couple era (I miss it 😔). Jim had custody over reader when Barbara was sent to Arkham but once she’s out and running the sirens club, her and Jim come to an agreement for the sake of the reader to co-parent. Reader is about 10-13 during that time and then jumping to like season 3 with jervis being introduced, reader is around 17-19 (I’m not sure if this is the realistic time jump but whatever). During the first episode with how Barbara introduces tabby to jervis, imagine that same scenario but with reader also present. Jervis realizes how much reader reminds him of the book version of Alice with their curiosity, ambition, etc. I’d like to imagine Barbara finds it cute in a way similar with that one fix you did when jervis was leaving stuff for the reader while tabby is like “Stay away from the baby 😡”.

Now when Alice gets killed, we know jervis makes him go through all these games of killing and stuff and then he has to choose the one he loves. Instead of Val, it’s reader. As much as Jervis doesn’t want to hurt his current crush, he tries to be nicer about it and shoots them where the bullet won’t damage them as bad?? Idk where else I’m goin with this lol. I’ll let you come up with whatever else you wanna do. Be creative if you’d like.

I’d say basically it follows the plot of season 3 but without Alice and reader is present.

Thank you Cupid 🙏🖤

'DON'T BLAME ME, [PART ONE]

-GOTHAM!JERVIS TETCH X READER-

⋆ 𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒 ; Everything's always the same in Gotham. Hard to imagine things changing.

⋆ tags/warnings. GOTHAM!jervis x female reader. SLOW BURN!!! Not sure how many chapters this will be yet! LOTS OF PLOT SET-UP!! AGE GAP ROMANCE! (reader is Jim and Barbara's daughter) Readers got trauma. Reader's also a cynic and dissociating. She fell first, he fell harder. Writing this kind of artistically and as character studies for everyone. Jervis being an obsessive freak, per usual. Jervis and reader are soulmates, not just in his head but in real life! More about reader is revealed as the story goes on. I'm taking canon out back and beating it with a stick until it stops twitching.

⋆ tag list (tell me if you want to be removed!) @adalwolfgang @jervis-tetch-my-beloved @honestmrdual @moonlightnyx

⋆ 'PART ONE, - 'PART TWO, - ‘PART THREE, - ‘PART FOUR, - ‘PART FIVE, - ‘PART SIX, - 'PART SEVEN, - 'PART EIGHT, - 'PART NINE, -'PART TEN, - 'PART ELEVEN, - 'PART TWELVE, - 'PART THIRTEEN, - 'PART FOURTEEN,

Special thanks to @adalwolfgang for giving me the idea for this fic <3 really really excited to make this multichapter !!

♫ “Echoes of your name inside my mind / Halo, hiding my obsession.” Don't Blame Me by Taylor Swift

You feel like your ten again, staring into space, watching the passerby's from inside a Gala. You're mother used to take you there, when you're dad wasn't available.

You sometimes miss it, even though you used to complain. You hated just sitting there, hours on end, seeing rich people dance; like there weren't people being murdered on the street two blocks down. Maybe you took after your father in that aspect. It was a curse.

Your mom used to do your hair. You remember the way she finger-twirled your curls, gasping as she looked in the mirror. Eyes wide, she always said the same thing.

"Look at you, you're gorgeous!" You'd laugh and hit her on the shoulder, young and innocent. Sometimes, you'd make a mess of her lipsticks and bronzer. You'd try on her dresses which were far too tall for your young stature.

The sound of yelling rips you away from your thoughts.

This place isn't a gala. It's a club. And you didn't get ready with your mom, you got ready in the morning, waking up alone in your dads house.

You watch the two men argue from across the bar. You're cradling a drink; unsure what to do with it. Selina had stole it for you, somehow. You didn't ask questions anymore. You'd known her since you were eleven and she was eight. You didn't really like to drink. She knew that. You don't know where she ran off too.

Mindlessly stirring your glass in your palm, you can't help but squint under the bright blue lights. This place...it's not your first choice of where you'd like to be right now. Never is.

You hear a feminine voice calling you to the front of the club, and you can already guess who it is. You haven't seen her in a little over a week, not that it matters.

You decide to down your drink anyway. Who cares.

Pushing your way through the crowds of Gothamites, you notice the stage light up. Your mother and Tabitha stand in grand dresses. Tabitha's resting, one arm on the bar, looking effectively bored out of her mind. Your mother, on the contrary, looks utterly pleased. You fight the urge to snort.

There's a man on the stage. Long hair, cat-like smile. Your eyes follow the contours of his cheek bones. He's spouting something about waking up from an animal-identity. You're frankly lost, staring into his dark eyes. They look pitch black.

Sounds of clapping arise from the back. You simply suck your teeth. Someone new comes into the club everyday with a different act. This guy certainly wasn't any different.

"A magician? Really?" Tabitha asks, interrupting your thoughts. She sounds displeased and confounded, unsure what to make of Barbara's smile.

"Hypnotist." Your mom answers, correcting her. Ah, so thats what he is. You think. Couldn't hypnotize himself to have a better act? You almost make yourself laugh. Barbara mistakes it for agreeance.

"See! I like him! Y/N likes him!" Barbara chimes, smile lighting up to be a bit more genuine at your laugh. "Like mother like daughter. Plus, the place is packed. Be happy." She waves her drink around. Tabitha still looks peeved.

You want to correct her, but the words 'like mother like daughter' make bile rise in your throat. You don't speak.

"Just a taste, ladies and gentlemen." The man purrs, pulling your attention to him. That dark stare of his never once leaves the crowd. "But now...let us venture into something more arcane."

His eyes drift to you in the crowd, and it feels like a jolt of electricity. You wonder if he feels it too. He must have, since he cocks his head, pausing in his words for a little too long. His brows furrow, until the crowd begins to murmur. It's awfully intense.

You tear your gaze away to look at your mom, wondering if she was who he was looking at instead. It would certainly make more sense, given they must've been around the same age. But as soon as your gaze leaves his, the man clears his throat, and goes right back to speaking.

"The hell was that?" Tabitha whispers to me, and my mind goes blank.

"...No clue."

We watch the rest of the act, intrigued. He makes a man stand on the back of a chair, which definitely does not obey the laws of physics whatsoever. I can see why some people might find this amusing.

Your mom does bring up a good question though.

"So you could get him to do anything you wanted?" She asks, abet too excitedly. You want to roll your eyes. When you were younger, she would've made fun of this guy with you.

The man looks between the two of us, and you squint your eyes.

"Did you have something in mind, Ms. Kean?" He asks, and her gaze darkens. You feel a little sick.

As the act finishes, the man takes one too many bows, but the crowd eats it up. That blinding blue light still bounces off his face. Something about it is...unsettling. You notice it more as he stalks towards the three of you.

"Very impressive, Mr. Tetch." Your mom compliments. Mr. Tetch, huh. Well, you finally have a name for the man. "You have quite the gift. But you didn't answer my question. Can you make people do anything you tell them to do?" She speaks, slowly. Mr. Tetch looks flattered at the praise.

He clicks his tongue. "Only things they secretly wish to do," he remarks, eyes falling on me once more. "It's surprising what people will wish for," His eye contact remains on you, voice getting quieter. "Secretly. Deep down." He repeats.

Your mother makes a sound akin to a pleased hum. Tabitha looks between the man and you, and she looks less than amused.

"True," Tabitha speaks, pushing you to the side a bit. You watch as his gaze leaves yours, and snaps up to her. There's a ghost of a scowl on both of their faces that suddenly makes you confused. "You must be a very popular man."

She takes a swig out of her drink as she says the words, a bit sarcastically. Mr. Tetch, or whatever his name is, doesn't falter in his resolve. He instead offers a polite chuckle.

"Oh, I wish. Parties like this help pave my way, so, thank you."

"And you're new to Gotham?" Your mom asks.

"Yes...just arrived from up north."

"You have a place to stay?" Tabitha asks, head cocked. You begin to feel a bit embarrassed, heat rising in your clothes. They're asking the guy way too many questions. And he's a new comer. Poor man probably doesn't know a thing.

Before the man can answer, you butt in.

"Let the man breathe." You huff, and all three of them look at you in unison. Eyes-narrowed on you, the man blinks. Barbara looks at you, surprised, and Tabitha glares daggers.

Silence surrounds the four of you, and you shiver uncomfortably.

"Just saying." You mumble. Barbara raises an eyebrow.

"You'll have to excuse her. This is my daughter, Y/N."

Jervis's face lights up in realization.

"Ah, I see." He remarks, taking your hand. Tabitha instinctively steps close, watching the way he takes it. He presses a soft kiss to your knuckles. "Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Y/N."

"Thank you," You say, softly, looking into his eyes. It really does feel like time stops. You can understand why people are hypnotized by him.

Tabitha finally steps in between you two, as Barbara watches the interaction with vague intrigue. He drops your hand with some reluctance. You don't blame him.

"I think you should get going." Tabitha says, firm. The man simply nods.

"Very well. Enjoy your night." He speaks. "Ms. Kean, Ms. Y/N." He bids one last nod of goodbye, before turning on his heel.

[sev-on-kamino]

Fic recs! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've either written or read, then pass on to at least five other peeps. Let’s spread the love! 💙💙

Hi Free!!! Always happy to shout out my faves! Let’s fuckin’ go 🥳 (sorry this took so long. I was struggling to get my links and tags to work 😡)

✨Sev’s Recs✨

“Martyrs & Kings” by @dystopicjumpsuit - It’s a post-stasis Kix fic, and baby, it has EVERYTHING. Themes of grief and loss, self-worth, romance, and one of my fave OCs ever 🤩 I cried and swooned, and just 😩

“Shadow Play” by @wizardofrozz - delicious smutty Fox x senator!Reader goodness that I have the most severe brainrot over. I swear I think about it randomly all the time and need to go drink water. brilliantly showcases secret love and sensuality. Rozz really did that!!! 😩

“I trust him, and he trusts me” by @enigmaticexplorer - this fic is soft and meaningful, and also spicy. I love when a fic can hit both notes flawlessly, and Alli kills it with this one. Fox x Reader x Wolffe is one of my fave combos, and this validated that love so perfectly.

“night shift” by @wolffegirlsunite - this fic DEVASTATED me. I cried. I love Fox, and I want him to have good things, but he lends himself so well to angst, and Kira captures that beautifully here. you can feel the yearning, the loss, the pain. it’s a stunning fic that packs a punch.

“so late it’s tomorrow” by Me! - This was my first time writing Jesse x Reader, and I loved it so much. It came so naturally, and Jesse is so boyfriend coded. It made me fall for him even harder. I hope y’all enjoy it too!

[yowyowyaoi]

Nagato’s Daily Texts from the Akatsuki

From Hidan

Ok but what pill do you take? Because there’s no way you do her naturally.

Fuck him and his money.

Did you even look at the chair? There was BLONDE hair all over it! It was DEIDARA.

Make two more bodies but make them chicks. Bouncy bouncy 🤤

Just eat it man it’s freaky that we can count every one of your fucking ribs through your shirt …

For the last time I don’t eat them, I just kill them. That’s it. Ask plant-dick!!

Yeah but won’t your bones snap or some shit if you move outta that thing?!

Pleeeeeeeaaase Leader just let me preach one sermon to them all I can convert those fucks I know it!

He PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!! And then the old bastard blamed ME for it!!

We ALL deserve a raise!! What he gives us barely buys food for the week!

No because Lord Jashin does not consider animals to be sinners. It has to be humans or nothing.

From Itachi

No need, Kisame and I shall bring the tea to you.

If you wish but he’s likely to try and blow me up first.

One of meditation, one on healthy eating. I believe both would benefit you.

Sasori is gruff but he *helps*. His medicine *works*. If you feel awkward asking, command him.

She’s growing very quickly. Already catching mice on her own 🥰

I used to be scared but not anymore. The only thing I worry about is how it will affect Kisame.

I know what she means to you. She will be safe with us, I promise.

Don’t tell anyone yet but we’d be honored if you’d officiate for us. And I’m baking a large cake for everyone to share after.

He gets the job done but the cursing gives me an awful headache 🫤

You weren’t there so I left the dango on your table.

I don’t know if I can do a gengetsu strong enough to make him spend his money 🤔

From Kakuzu

They’re just whining. They’re fine.

The two bounties should be enough to pay our informants with some left over for base repairs.

His entire existence is a waste of money. You’d be doing everyone a favor if you just let me kill him.

For fuck’s sake, let them learn how to hunt and fish! *I* did when I was a young nin!!

I found a cheaper place. Smaller and the three idiots might have to bunk together but we’ll save a lot on utilities.

I have sewn that child’s arms back on THREE TIMES this week. Take away his clay he isn’t responsible with it!

Nothing is immortal. I’ll find a way to end him.

Your woman hits much harder than one would expect. Lesson learned.

What USE is he?! All he does is prance around after Deidara and babble nonsense! I’d bet money that if he took off that mask he’d be the highest bounty in my Bingo Book!

From Kisame

My many thanks, Leader.

Oh, apologies, that was me. I simply ate what Zetsu couldn’t finish.

If that brat even looks at Samehada again I’ll end his entire bloodline 😡

You’re looking rather pale lately. I tell Itachi to spend more time in the sun, perhaps you need to as well.

Define “dangerous” 🤔

We could carry you there. The locals swear that the lake has regenerative healing powers.

A bit more money would be nicer. Itachi sleeps better in Inns rather than camping in the cold.

He’s actually an excellent fisherman but he has to wear gloves or his hand-mouths start eating them raw.

I understand that you worry but believe me, she is more than capable of protecting herself.

I’m glad it makes him happy but I feel like she looks at me and thinks “dinner”. 😳

It’s a book about life after loss. I’m trying my best to prepare myself for the inevitable.

If he starts in on that Jashin crap again I’m taking his head and burying it where noone will ever find him.

From Sasori

Your biological limitations are what holds you back. You would benefit THE MOST from the puppet-transfer process.

You and her can find other ways to “be romantic”. But as easily compromised as your immune system is, I’d strongly advise against that. 

Pushed? What am I, a child? He FELL. I can’t be held accountable for his own clumsiness. 🤦‍♂️

The new legs should be ready no later than three days from now.

I’m happy but falling for him was very clearly a horrible lapse of judgement on my part.

Take the two red pills when you first wake up, the blue capsule before you go to bed, and the small green one with food anytime you think your heartbeat seems irregular.

Mm, well, she is very aesthetically pleasing.

I don’t mind at all. Modifying the Pein-bodies gives me a much needed mental challenge.

I’ve tried to persuade him but he’s made it clear he’s not interested in prolonging his life. I have to respect his decision.

Ah, cake. One of the few things I miss from my eating days.

From Zetsu

We scouted out the location for them. Marked out the easiest way on the map.

He calls us a freak again and we eat his head right off the shoulders. His eternity can be spent in our stomach.

Foolhardy but very amusing. His little explosions liven up such a dreary organization.

The paper dance may have been the most beautiful thing we’ve ever seen. You’re truly a lucky man.

If it helps, our share can be divided amongst the others. No need for money.

Ah but the cloak truly irritates our delicate skin. We mostly travel underground anyway, does it matter if we wear it or not?

Can’t imagine a world in which one would *willingly* be preached to like that.

We merely wanted to pet the kitten. We weren’t going to eat it. Licking it was just what a mother cat would have done!

From Deidara

He’s literally just jealous because I look better than him!

It had nothing to do with my bombs, the guy got away because Tobi was watching the ducks instead of keeping watch on him like I told him to!

Of course! I can have your face and hair looking like new in no time!

Ffs I’m not going to explode her! I’m not crazy! Please make Uchiha just let me pet her!

Technically you’re like our father. I’m the youngest so I’m your responsibility. You CAN make him marry me, you CAN make Kakuzu throw us a reception and you CAN send us on a two week honeymoon. Sasori will come around to the idea. 🙃

Come have dinner with us. Kisame made the salmon just how you like it.

I’m not doing it on purpose! He’s not even using his own thread he’s using some cheap shit he found to save money! THAT’S why they keep coming detached!! 😡

What’s your favorite animal? I’ll make it for you.

I’m not a baby he doesn’t need to monitor me!

I would have brought it home because free milk but Kakuzu would have turned him into steaks 🙄

We stopped at the park after. I’ll send you pictures she looked so pretty on the swings

From “Tobi” / Obito

I bet he would if the puppet got put through the wood chipper 😊

He needs to be reigned in, his sacrifices attract far too much attention.

I’m surprised you want to take her there, considering how much you both hate the rain.

Doing the voice puts a horrible strain my on throat. Raw honey helps.

I’ve spent my whole life not going after what I want. I’m going after him. Period. Sasori be damned.

Itachi needs to be *forced* to take the medication. He’s too valuable to lose just yet.

The old man really picked the cheapest phones possible. The reception is horrible. We’d be better off communicating through smoke signals.

Let ME cook once in a while. “Tobi” would blow these fools’ minds.

From Konan

Of course not! You silly asshole 💙

I remember. It’s about the only good memory I have from that wretched place.

Think those new legs of yours can carry you to my room? I’ve got some exercises I think would help strengthen them 😏

Don’t stress out, I’ll deal with them. They’re more scared of me anyway.

Idc what he told you, DO NOT let him turn you into a puppet 😡 If he tries it I’m throwing him in the fireplace.

I mean yeah there’s Hidan and Deidara, but all in all I think this group turned out very well.

I made you a nice dinner. And your favorite dessert 😉

Kakuzu thinks they can live in the same room?! That fool will end up spending more on repairs than it would cost to just give them their own rooms!

All he ever wanted was for us to be happy and safe. We are. We’re very much honoring his memory.

Well you never sneezed around Chibi so the kitten should be fine for you to hold.

Not when they make me gain 100 pounds per bite 😖

I need that to be the case. Very badly.

Sounds like you and I are due for a little vacation, eh?

Working on this technique where I have bombs mixed in with the regular paper. Different colors. I’ll show you later.

Friends to lovers is the perfect story, don’t you agree?

“Mediating” is almost impossible. I just shut the people fighting into a room and pray the room is still intact when I come back later 😓

I don’t care, the Pein body isn’t YOU. I prefer it natural.

It was hilarious I yelled and they all looked terrified. Pretty sure I made Hidan pee his pants 😂

[rpbtgirl]

No more than an hour after Buddy leaves neighbour calls and asks if I want to come over for a beer. Sure, why not. Put my hair up and off I go. I walk around the back to the patio door, I see him through the door, give it a know and he waves me in. Tells me I don’t have to knock, just come on in anytime, that if he is home that patio door is unlocked unless of course he’s gone to bed. Hands me a beer and we sit. Chat a little, he seems not pissy but a little more tense than usual. He mentions that he saw Buddy was next door with me, saw his car in my driveway…ahhhh, this is where the vibe is coming from. Now I see it, it’s not tense, it’s a tinge of jealousy. That’s pretty odd all things considered but it occurs to me and through chatting, there is an aspect of him being involved each time and now it Buddy was there all by himself doing “who knows what” with me. I told him that it really was none of his business what I do and with whom I do it, kind of pissed me off 😡

After chatting and reiterating that this was about me and my journey and that he just happened to be the happy recipient of that journey he seemed to get it. I also let him know that nothing changed that way just because Buddy had come over. I also told him that if that, or any other situation I put myself into or allowed to happen, was going to be a problem we could go back to being neighbours with a fence between us. I kept it as light as I could but with the serious tone. He said he liked what had been going on and looked forward to more possibilities with me and that he would adjust his attitude so as long as I was still up for it so was he. no kidding he is lmao. I said deal, stuck out my hand to shake on it. He said that’s not how to seal a deal like this, took my hand and pulled me up out of the chair and walked me into the living room….some very good recent memories in that room. As I stood there he pulled my shirt up over my head, undid my bra and took it off, pulled my shorts off and commented on being a good girl for no panties. Could feel things getting a little moist between my legs, well a little more seeing as since I started way back I have notice I am always wet to a degree. That and I’m still pretty horny from Buddy earlier and the whole situation of 2 different cocks in the same day certainly doesn’t hurt either. He drops his clothes, and tells me to kneel, ok blowjob time but I’m not sure about my jaw, it’s still kind sore from the group thing, but I do anyway because hey, that’s what this journey is about. Then he tells me to bend over, alrighty face down ass up, one of my personal favourites and by now I am very wet. He kneels behind me and slide his cock up and down my slit and again a good girl comment for being wet ready. One quick thrust and he’s inside me, HOLY HELL I almost cum that instant but I want to try not to, I want to deny that part and just be a toy for him, a vessel. He’s good, he is taking his sweet time and because of the position he is hitting all the right spots, and because of the angles I feel him stretching me just a little bit….🤤

We stayed like that for a bit until he started to grab my hips harder, pushed his cock into me deeper, he picked up his pace and started to pump into me faster and harder until he was slamming into my pussy so hard with each thrust that it almost knocked the wind out of me, it was fantastic🤪

He buried himself deep inside me with very short hard thrusts as he was cumming. Felt sooooo good, and not one orgasm for me which was oddly satisfying. He pulled out, something felt a little odd, I straightened up and the next thing I know, I have his kids running down my legs and dripping onto the carpet. A flash of what the FUCK darted through my brain and I guess the look on my face spoke volumes because the one on his was almost one of terror..which is funny because if you’ve been reading, I am very small. When I looked, he had the remnants of what was a condom around the base of his cock so I guess it must have broke in the last hard thrusting moments. So here’s the thing, after the initial flash of thinking he snuck in without one, I had this wave of satisfaction, of having been a real fucktoy, a receptacle even if by accident. 💦🫠 I felt so slutty and used, it was awesome. He grabbed me a towel, apologizing the whole time. Tidied up, got dressed, we finished our beer and laughed about it and went home. Going to be honest, him using me like he did and cumming inside me did something to me, I little switch flipped and made me so horny that I played with my pussy for hours that night and made myself cum countless times but she just couldn’t get enough. Woke up the next day with an uncontrollable ache between my legs.

[gulnarsultan]

When Modern Reader is living in Kings Landing with Targaryens, I think that the reason why Lady Joanna died is because of Yandere Rhaella. Allow me to explain and describe, when Modern Reader was writing a letter to yandere platonic Lannisters, Yandere Rhaella appeared and started to get “clingy” with Reader, not letting her finish her letter. Modern Reader at that time was a little braver and asked the Queen “My Queen, can you please not touch me, I’m uncomfortable with it.” Yandere Rhaella turns Reader around and grabs her by her chin, chuckling darkly “You do not command me what to do, Sweet girl.” And Reader push the Queen away a little “I-I’m not c-commanding you, I’m j-just tell you I’m uncomfortable. Besides I need to finish letter, my mother-“ Yandere Rhaella covers Reader’s mouth and grabs her throat violently “Don’t. you. dare. to say her name.” Then Queen looks at Reader’s letter and smirks “Oh, don’t worry Sweet girl…” She gets closer I’ll finish your letter and send a little gift to t your…mother.” The next thing happens is the Queen drags Modern Reader to her chambers and starts biting her. Modern Reader was begging the Queen to stop and accidentally hit her, realising what she has done she apologises for it, only to receive a slap on her cheek. Yandere Rhaella pushes Reader on her bed, straddling her stomach and pulls out a dagger, leaving wounds on her face, breast, meanwhile Reader continued apologising and begging to stop. Then Rhaella noticed a necklace with Lannister sigil on Reader’s neck and took it off of her. Then… well you know what happened afterwards. Yandere platonic Lady Joanna received a letter from her precious child and a box, when she was inside her chambers, she was reading a letter and was smiling, but her expression changed when she was reading next words (Yandere Rhaella’s handwriting) saying “Congratulations, Joanna. Your daughter became a woman. You “saved” her back then, but you won’t save her now. There’s something you should know, your daughter raised a hand on me, so I punished her for this. I must say she’s so beautiful and her sounds were mesmerising. You have no idea just how much I enjoyed fucking her, especially to know that was her first time. So despite that she hurted me, I was gentle with her at first. Then I was fucking her harder and harder. Oh, you should’ve seen her face. But enough of it. She and I send you a gift, it’s inside the box. Your Queen and Y/N (Modern Reader’s name). Then Joanna opened the box and it was dragon figure and inside of its mouth was necklace with Lannister sigil. Joanna demanded to talk with Tywin. When he came, he saw how Joanna was crying, holding a letter, then he noticed dragon figure with necklace. “She did this, Tywin. Our child. Our sweet girl. She hurted her and did th-this with her, she raped her, Tywin. She did it.” and Tywin shushing and holding Joanna close, telling her “I’ll find a way.” Then Joanna replied “Promise me, you’ll get her out. Promise me you save her, please, Tywin, you need to-“ “Sh-sh, I promise.” After that Tywin read the letter and noticed fresh drops of blood (Reader’s blood). The next two days Joanna died.

The reason why Yandere Rhaella was acting towards Joanna is because of the jealousy. Joanna was married to a man who loved her and treated her well and she has children who love her and all. The necklace with Lannister sigil was a gift from Joanna and Tywin towards Modern Reader.

So sad. However, you are right. Because of the letter, Rhaella is a jealous and nasty scumbag😡Joanna gives birth prematurely. (Tyrion) Tywin's hatred towards the Targaryens increases. The Lannisters will do anything to get their revenge. Tywin will keep his promise to his wife.

[selena-tyler-564]

Slow down baby

This one is a long one because it includes the plot sorry ⭐️

Summary

(Well you are receiving a new punishment from Dom it all gets to be too much and you use your safe word Dom goes soft and use the sub aftercare)

Warning: straight to the point sex

8:57pm

Your text with Dom:

Dom: hey baby just wanted to let you know I’ll be home at 9:40pm

You: Okay daddy hopefully I’ll be able to contain myself till you get home😏

Dom: princess if I find out you touched your self, you’re going to be in for one hell of a punishment.😡

It had been weeks since Dom had been home and you needed him you craved him. Yesterday when you found out he would be home you went and got new lingerie and got your nails done. Since dom would be home in just an about an hour you got dressed.

But as you were getting ready your neediness for Dom took over and before you knew it you were on the bed with one hand in you new lingerie set. opening the bedside table you pulled out a small bullet vibrator. You take off your panties and start to fool with your clit as you moaned Dominek’s name

You put two fingers in your cunt hole, pumping in and out as your short red sparkly nails went in and out as you press the bullet harder on your clit. “Mhmm daddy Dom” you didn’t even notice that Dominek was standing in the door watching you desperately pleasure yourself. “Your so fucking desperate”

You jump up from the bed and immediately start apologizing to Dom. “Don’t apologize, just get you thick ass back on the bed, i’m gonna teach you a lesson” Dom walks over to the nightstand and pulls out some handcuffs.

“No daddy please” Dom pulled his bandanna out of his pocket. “Hands up” After the handcuffs were on Dom put on the blind fold.“Dom Dom please baby I-” dominek cut you off “don’t call my that” Dom said tying the blindfold extra tight, so you wouldn’t try to slide it off.

Dom grabbed your “secret” toy that you didn’t know he knew about. Turning it on the loud buzzing filter room as Dom spoke “so you want to tell me when you got this” “daddy please” “No,now spread your fucking legs you little whore” you do as he says putting them as wide as possible.

“Such a pretty little pussy, it’s ashamed it’s not getting any dick tonight” Dom pushes the head of the vibrator harshly into your clit “fuuuck” You hissed at the pleasure with a little pain Dom tilted the vibrator down, hitting you sweet spot “answer the question y/n” “daddy I- I” you stutter out in between moans

“Come on” “I got well you on tour for 6 weeks last year” Dom pushed it so far you could cum right there, but you knew Dom would punish you even more. “And why did you get it?” “Because I missed you” “if you missed me you could have called, so it sounds like you were just horny”

You buckled your hips against the vibrator, biting your lip, you could feel your stomach tightening. But just as you were about to cum Dom took the vibrator away and make your eyes water a little. “Only good girls get to cum” “but daddy that’s just cruel”

Dom pinched your clit at the mount making you whine soft Dom stopped pinchingand smacked your Cunt making you quiver you Pain “daddy I’m so sorry please I-” you were cut off by a moan as Dom started to massage your clit with the vibrator you started to get close again buckling your hips, but Dom took the vibrator away once again.

“FUCK, PLEASE JUST LET ME CUM” you yell in frustration. Dom looked up at you with all serious eyes “Who the fuck are you talking to little girl” “Daddy I’m sorry I just want to cum please” Dom spoke again “you know what if you set hear completely still for the next 10 minutes with this vibrator on your clit I’ll give you some dick”

“ok thank daddy” you smile happily, thinking it would be really easy “ok then, Alexa, set a timer for 10 minutes” dominek yelled before turning the vibrator back on and placing it on your pulsing clit. “You got a safe word?” “No” “how bout 619” “ok”

After the first two minutes you came but you still had 8 minutes of agonizing overstimulation pouted “Dom Dom” you whined “take it if you want some dick sit here and take it all” you sink your butt down into the bed trying to avoid the vibrations but Dom just pushed it deeper

You came again Dom you cried out as you came the feeling of overstimulation came back again “that so good baby only 5 minutes left” the overstimulation was starting to get to you your eyes started to water as you are no longer just overstimulated you were in pain

“Dom please” you whined “oh what’s the matter you don’t want to cum again” you were silently crying now “619-619” you screamed Dom immediately turned the vibrator off and took your restraints and blindfold off you cried to your self as Dom took a few steps back, giving you room

Before he came back over, pulling you into his chest, “y/n I’m so so sorry I didn’t mean to hurt you baby I love you” you can hear the guilt of sorrow in his voice

“I accept your apology. I don’t know what happened it just got to be too much I guess.” Dom squeeze you tight. “You don’t have to explain anything and I’ll be sure to watch your body language next time”

Dom grabbed one of hoodies and put on you he also grabbed some of your cute little biker shorts and helped you slide them on “are you hungry baby?” Dom asked “yea” Dom heated up the leftover chicken Alfredo, and cuddled up next to you in the bed while putting on your favorite movie

“lo siento mucho mi amor” “Está bien papi, te perdon” “I really don’t blame you for getting that vibrator I mean if I was a girl I would get that joint too. It’s sweet as fuck.” you giggled as a Dom planted another sweet kiss on your forehead. “if it’s ever getting to be too much or you’re uncomfortable, never be afraid to tell me”

“Ok papi” you smiled kissing him

The End 🤍

Damn this took a long time. Hope you guys enjoyed. @harmshake @daddyhausen @wrestlingbabe @do-dirty-deeds @domlynch @dmysterioblog @dyersseve

[feekins]

aight! here are my thoughts and things and whatever translation weirdness I find as I re-read ch 6 and finish up Trigun Maximum vol 5!

(NOTE: I'm reading the Dark Horse [physical] and the Overhaul [online] translations side-by-side)

(Dark Horse on left, Overhaul on right)

okay, the Overhaul's translation has this bit hitting a lot harder for me this re-reading 🥺

same thing with Vash's next POV bit - from the pages with Vash after the Fall to the destruction of July. here's how Dark Horse translates that inner monolog:

I've lost Rem. I'm all alone. To make her smile in my memory...I keep walking.

I grow sure of how to live...then lose my resolve again. Tears of joy and tears of sorrow...amidst tens of millions of bullets...my scars multiply.

Then, at last I reach my destination--

Unjustly guided, my despair deepens.

the Overhaul translates it like this:

Rem is gone. I'm all alone. Preserving my memory of her...is the only thing that keeps me going.

I grow sure of how to live...only to lose my will again. Tears of joy...tears of sorrow...falling amidst tens of millions of bullets...my scars only multiply...

Then, at last, I reach my destination.

Blinded by despair, my torment only intensifies.

(Dark Horse misgendering Elendira... 😡 )

...oh. I don't think Legato's talking about Vash here - I think he's talking about Knives 🫢

anyway, Vash's next bit of inner monolog has some translation discrepancies, too.

Dark Horse has:

The name I have tried to forget... The mistake I have tried to seal away... That which cannot be undone...

I must...go on...

the Overhaul has:

The name I've tried to forget... The mistake I've tried to seal away... It cannot be undone...

I have to...go on.

...and yeah. the Overhaul's is making this part hit harder for me. Vash bby... 🥺

these parts have always confused me bc I thought they were flashbacks? and I'm still not sure. it could also be like...a long-range "mental combat" sort of situation, if you'll excuse my tabletop RPG speak... 🤔

and ugh...Vash not having all the answers, admitting to it...and clinging to the kindness humans have shown him - to humanity's potential for good...!!! (...oh. no wonder I also love Good Omens...)

(Dark Horse on top, Overhaul on bottom)

SUCH. BIG. TRANSLATION DISCREPANCIES. Elendira seems much more openly patronizing and disdainful of Legato in the Overhaul's translation. this intrigues me!

then there's this bit, starting on the last panel of one page (on the right). "I'll eat you alive" - I LOVE IT!!! Dark Horse translates that bit as "I shall spill out your guts" and I wonder if maybe that's the literal translation...?

no spoilers, but the Overhaul's translation makes more sense here 👀

the Overhaul's makes more sense in context here - also makes Hoppered's last words hit harder imo 😔

the arm that wiped out July, taking Hoppered's lady friend with it - the same arm, the same power used to protect others so many times this arc... 😭

ON A SILLIER NOTE...

...I think I finally understand the gag here...

Vash r u making the fuckign sign of the cross

[marrfixated]

My favorite 2 THD songs from every album because I’m bored!

That Handsome Devil (EP)

Absolute classics, fast paced, and intense. I also really love James Dean of course… and every other song because it’s really good lol. Neither are very pg though 🫢

A City Dressed In Dynamite

My personal favorite album, and two of my #1 songs! I’m normally not a fan of slower songs, but GOD do I love Reagan’s Kids. It hits so hard. Squares is really fun, and the instrumental is really good.

The Heart Goes to Heaven, The Head Goes to Hell

Honestly not my favorite album because there’s a lot of slower songs, but these two specifically did it perfectly. This one was hard to pick from for sure, but these ones make me the most emotional lol (do NOT mention Charlie’s Inferno 😡 there are other songs!)

Drugs & Guns For Everyone

Probably my second favorite album, every song has it’s own unique feel and are fantastic. I’m OBSESSED with Goldfish Brain. The second one was harder to pick, because there’s so many good ones. And a lot of them are really growing on me

Your Parents are Sellouts

Ugh this album is also so good! Definitely the hardest to pick, so I chose Shutup You’re Stupid because it was one of the first ones I liked and La Di Frickin Da because I’ve been listening to that one a lot lately. The instrumental in this album is so good omg

Bonus:

Karaoke Burial isn’t on Spotify, but it’s my favorite of the 5 extra ACDID albums! Then Powderbomb, then Atom Shell, then Romance is Dead, and then Power Drunk. (Fantastic songs. I’m still mad they aren’t on Spotify)

Ummm that’s it!

[ask-tighnari]

I have recovered from sad, and I’m here to say : flaming hot wieners :p

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Funny nickname : hobbit doorframe (specifically the frame of the door’

Mental state recover quick when you rock yourself into oblivion

fun fact : the harder you rock back and forth, the more likely it is for your head to hit whatever is behind it!

talking from personal experience :

me : *accidentally hits my head into the wall behind me from rocking to hard* ow F*CK 😡😭

my mom : *was coming in to check on me but is now concerned* are, you, ok? 🤨🥺

me : yes? 🤔😢

I was sitting on my bed when it happened btw

~ bap bap

I'm glad you're feeling better.

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

👬🧸 😡

Hi Kimberly 🤗 Thank you for the ask! Sorry, it took me some time. My head was playing dirty with me... But now I am here 😊

👬 favorite side couple

Side couples often hit different for me. I easily fall harder for them than for the main couple. Like Jack and Zhao Li An from History 3: Trapped or Zeke and Fifth from My Story. I wish those had more sceen time! And one of my all-time favorite side couples are Sun Bo Xiang and Lu Zhi Gang.

Especially in the later episodes they gave me so much comfort. I really adore these two! Favorite part of the whole series. I said what I said...

🧸 friends or enemies to lovers?

How about friends to enemies to lovers? No 😅 That is too frustrating. But I would go with always enemies to lovers! There is this special feeling when they can't deny their emotions anymore and finally give in. Oh the emotions! When hate turns to love and I can scream at my screen because I am living these emotions with them! Friends to lovers can be nice too, but it also can be a little bit frustrating. Enemies to lovers for the win!

😡 my least favorite character

is there something like that? Of course there is 😅 Tharn and Type...Can't decide who I dislike more. I really can't stand Teh from ITSAY and IPYTM. Don't come at me, but I really don't like him. But right now I think of Duan Yi from Coffee Melody. One reason why I couldn't finish this series amd skipped through their scenes. I can't stand this character. He is so annoying! Just a big fat nope nope for me.

[castleclysm]

😡 - Worst status condition to get in battle?

confusion, especially in older games, and it's not even close. my poor pokemon will be hurting themselves left right and centre trying to use the most basic of moves, but whenever I use it on the enemy it does ???? nothing ???????? if anything it makes them hit harder, I swear

at least things like poison or burns are consistent damage, you know? they're predictable. confusion just pisses me off 😭

OOC pokemon questions!

[wasdplz]

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Just saw some post where op said “do not add tags when reblogging” like ???? Are u new here

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#4

So this has been a Fun couple of months.

A little over a month ago, half the people at work got laid off. Including me. We recently lost our biggest client so the unspoken threat of layoffs was in the air but tbh i thought i was safe. I was one of only 2 ppl left on a very specialized team and i had been there years longer. Surprise! 😡

Then getting my severance was a mini nightmare. Finally got it and it was like half of what i was told, bc it got torn to shreds by taxes before i even got it.

Then abt a week ago i found out a close online friend died. I hadn’t known him v long, probably only a couple years tops, but we played overwatch together several times a week and i chatted w him in discord every day. So it hit me harder than i expected.

A little light at the end of the tunnel, though: i applied to a job last week and just found out yesterday that i got it. But yeah. Rough 2 months.

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SUBNAUTICA - Full Soundtrack OST - Music by Simon Chylinski

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Oh m y god

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My #1 post of 2022

For @mishikaiya for the@masseffectholidaycheer secret santa :) Leon Shepard i tried to do garrus too but i forgot how incredibly bad i am at drawing turians i'm sorry omgggg

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[ripulireika666]

*takes a hugs fucking shit on your face,smears it hard all over it,AND FUCKING FUCKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU,RAPING YOU EXTREMELY FUCKING HARD AND TOUCHES YOU SEXUALLY AND VERY FUCKING SENSUALLY AND RAPES YOUR DEAD FUCKING RELATIVES HARD MOANING IN FUCKING PLEASURE AND ECSTASY*

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FAT UGLY FUCKING PEDOPHILE ASS FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rapes you harder and shoves dogshit right down your fucking throat violently in anger* HARASS ME LIKE THAT AGAIN AND ILL FUCKING CUNTING HARASS YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT DISGUSTING ASS MUNTER WHORE PEDO CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLIT. YOUR. THROAT. 🖕😡🖕 FUCKTARDED CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF. NOBODY WILL FUCKING MISS YOU ASSCUNT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches your face EXTREEEEEEMLY FUCKING HARD AND RAPES YOU ONCE AGAIN AND RAPES YOUR DEAD BODY* TELL MD WHEN YOURE DYING SO I CAN COME RAPE YOUR DEAD BODY AT YOUR FUCKING FUNERAL,FAT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU MAD BRO? dude is fucking mad :DDDDD I guess i really hit a nerve lmaoooo