#hold on i ahve an idea

[birchisnotokay]

tws in tags

[mstormcloud]

I think applying tropes commonly found in Sonadow fics to other sonic ships is very funny

Like today I saw the cute posts by Blu-ish about how hedgehogs circle and headbutt eachother when courting and how Sonic and Shadow would do that and I agree.

However I think the implication that mobian hedgehogs do this is HILARIOUS when applied to ships that only involve one hedgehog.

Like Silver starts circling around Espio one day and lightly shoving him with his hip or his shoulder and Espio is like: ???? What are you doing??

Or even Blazamy like- Amy keeps circling Blaze and the less Blaze reciprocates Amy does it more to try to get Blaze to react. Blaze eventually just tries to politely tell Amy to stop cause it’s hard to hold conversation while she’s moving all around.

But later Blaze talks to Silver and is like: “I have no idea what she is trying to do…perhaps she is finding a weakness in my stance? Should I fear her hunting me for sport???”

And Silver is like: uh. Well. I think she’s hitting on you? It’s a hedgehog thing.

And Blaze just freaks out because WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMY WAS FLIRTING WITH HER

[potatobugz]

south park but they are like teen agers (warning: scarey warning: frightening)

[dirtytransmasc]

self indulgent got concept.

Ned brings Jon home, Cat hates the boy, everything stays the same... until Robert Baratheon is charging through the halls of Winterfell looking for the babe, ready to butcher the poor thing where he lay helpless in his cradle.

in a matter of moments Catelyn learns three things:

The babe was never a bastard, Ned had only lied to her to protect Jon, and that she would die before she let Robert lay a finger on the babe she'd previously wished death upon.

cue Catelyn Stark snatching Jon from his cradle, holding him, protecting him, loving him as she would her own son, risking it all to keep him safe, all care for herself thrown to the wind.

like they say, what a mother's love holds no bounds, and what it makes her capable of had no limits.

[vyrion]

i hate being creative but sometimes it feels like the only thing i have left

[socksandbuttons]

In lieu of KC's death, let's have some wholesome dadcode with the bean boys 💜

Head cannons or anything, we just need good KC content xD

Alrightygidn I like the idea of Bloodmoon using Killcode as some kinda teether (he doesnt need to, he just likes to bite and chew!!). Killcode can't exactly feel it so he just lets it happen. Sun and Moon hate it cause Bloodmoon try will biting everyone and everything. (He likes everyones reactions cause its usually just screaming and running or like....... Pain lol) Killcode and Lunar will get along in this au, Lunar likes to snitch on Eclipse (in a good way. Killcode knows he can't just hover over the boys all the time. He wants them to grow better as people. But also... sometimes he does need a word in about soemthing.) Lunar's probably the one to be like 'Alright now... ahve you two TALKED about the whole situation before' '....sort of' 'then maybe go do that if youre playing dad dude' '...I would... like to be a real father to them.' Earth and Killcode watching this chaos unfold really. Eclipse may REFUSE hugs but literally will sink into arms if he's tired and comfortable enough. Like mans so deprived of affection he's starving for it but too like... prideful of admitting it. (He absolutely will never tell Earth he enjoys being held by her. She's tall, soft and fluffy. He just wishes she stopped asking so many questions. Reasons why Killcode is preferred. Also because KC won't actually hand him over to anyone. Eclipse won't admit this either.) Bloodmoon being around means KC has his hands rather full (of children) at keeping them at bay. But they're willing to listen to him as of late. He just wishes Bloodmoon stopped trying to fight Eclipse (and winning). Can't hold both without them clawing at eachother. However holding One at a time (with or without Lunar actually) usually keeps them chill. Imagine ur a man who lives in an rv and u wake up to shining red eyes standing over u. Thats killcode and bloodmoon. Bloodmoon doesn't sleep much but KC has implimented a damn schedule for this guy. Makes sure he gets naps and CONSISTANT meals. KC also having new TALL body <333 Instead of Moon just giving him a back up lol. The man requested every detail.

[ssssandwich]

maybe one day I’ll add lineart and shading 😔

errmmm idk i made a tim drake design sheet because i was bored? its not my best work, and i’ll probably switch it up the next time i draw him but it was kinda fun!! It’s been a while since i’ve drawn a character sheet, let alone a detailed eye so i’m sorry if anything looks wonky!

rambling abt the design under the cut!!!

Alright!! Sorry if this doesn’t work i’m still not exactly sure how to use tumblr!

I really liked his design with the winged/feathered cape, i thought it was really cool whenever he was in a panel so i put that in there for funsies!! The ending ‘feathers’ have a little bit of a more solid stick or weight, so when held up it stays outstretched like a birds (i sadly couldn’t fit it too well onto the page tho :( )! The feathers would also be somewhat strengths, and provide a little bit of a shield against fire and whatnot, like batman’s cape, which is also why i thought it should be more solid for lifting (obviously still flimsy and stuff though!) EDIT: Also!! The art in the top right corner is supposed to be him holding up the cape but i didn't have enough space to make it really long so now it looks weird :(

I had an idea for the staff, but then i realized i couldn’t do it so it looks a little bit bad, sorry! From what i’ve found, in some comics his staff has a built in taser feature for stunning people, and has a shit ton of internal cable stuffed inside of it to be able to throw at people and grapple, which i thought was really cool!! Originally i thought it could split, but i don’t think that’s correct. I feel like if it’s not a collapsible one (because of everything inside of it), there should be a holster on his back maybe underneath of his cape, or on his belt because hefting around a stall all the time is fun and all, but you would need your hands free at some point right?? Also i think. the staff would be pretty dented and scratched up? Even though he could get a replacement, it would get scratched up pretty easily!

The yellow square things on his forearms (?) and hands can be used for blocking attacks, they’re nothing too special, just something for some extra defense!!

i don’t know if i really ahve anything else to talk about with this??? I know i’ll probably somehow change it lmao

[pinkslashersimp]

✨🌸aaaaahhh!!! I saw you wrote for harry!!!✨🌸

✨🌸If it's not any trouble could you do harry and Michael (whichever is fine!)✨🌸

✨🌸How would they react to a s/o who's short? Like she climbs on counters to reach things?✨🌸

✨🌸And to give them little head pats she stand on her tip toes?✨🌸

✨🌸I thought it was a pretty cute idea! Thank you!✨🌸

HELLO!! tysm yes i absolutely can write this for u i ahve been WAITING for someone to request harry i love him sm 💗💗💗

i’ll do both harry and michael since i have sm love for them 😭💗

also i’m so so sorry it’s taken such a ridiculously long time to reach your request! I’ve had so much on and had 0 time but thank god it’s all slowed down now, honestly tysm for ur patience it means the world to me

TW: Reader is a girl, OG Michael is an asshole, implication of violence but not rlly dw

if any of this triggers u pls pls scroll and keep urself safe🤍

Harry and Michael with a Short!S/O (not poly) 🌷💗

Harry Warden

If I’m being honest I don’t think Harry wouldn’t really notice your height so much at first

Oh you’re shorter than him? okay??? most chicks are...????

Honestly the dude pays 0 notice to it at first, hes so used to towering over people it doesn’t catches his attention

He does, however, enjoy when you kiss him before work and you have to lean up and place your hands on his shoulders;)

He really notices when you start climbing on shit

He came home one night after an excruciatingly long day of mining, wanting nothing more than to eat something warm and flop down on bed with you

“Where’s dinner?”

“I’m just- in the process of- making- hold on.” You struggle out, as you try to reach for the spices Harry had so cruelly placed on the top shelf. In exasperation, you climb onto the counter and reach up for them again

The whole time he’s stood in the doorway, mask off, staring at you completely bewildered

“D’you, uh, need help?”

Starts lifting you up to reach things because he’s worried one day you’ll fall when he’s not home and hurt yourself badly

Plus he just likes the feeling of being taller and stronger

OG Michael Myers

Absolutely notices and takes pride in it.

You’re shorter than him? Good.

Likes to deliberately annoy you by placing things you need as high up as he can, so he can watch you struggle to get them.

Bastard man

Sometimes just to be mean he’ll stand directly behind you as you try to reach for whatever item he put just out of your reach.

Y’know, just to let you wallow in the fact you’re so tiny.

And so you’ll ask him to grab it for you, which he does, with a very big smirk hidden under his mask

Very much enjoys grabbing your waist and leaning you into him whenever you stand on your tip toes to kiss or touch him

Is quite annoyed when you begin climbing on counters to grab your bag hes placed on the top shelf, or using the broom to slide it towards you

Why aren’t you relying on him?

Just a very mean man tbh

RZ Michael Myers

Notices, and absolutely does not give a shit.

The man is 6’9, everyone he meets is smaller than him and you make absolutely no difference.

Until one day he hears you yelling for him from the living room

Making his way downstairs, he takes note of your annoyed expression, and cocks his head to one side

You point up the the car keys and ask if he can please pass them to you because you’ll be late for work.

Which is when it clicks. He borrowed your car, and forgot you usually leave the keys by the side of the door, and he’s placed them all the way on top of the coat rack for some reason.

Gives you a little kiss as an apology and then waits for you to leave for work.

So he can place everything high on the shelves and playfully watch you suffer when you come back from home

Is more than amused to see you climbing on top of the furniture to grab your purse

Will always stand behind you though to make sure you fall into his arms rather than the cold hard floor

[chiefatticcreator]

From @senpaisisters

"Howdy neighbor!" Uzaki knocked on the door of Chizuru's apartment, holding a measuring cup. "Do you think me and the girls could borrow a cup of milk?"

She accidentally pushes out her own massive Sugoi Dekais when she says this. "Oh and we have a package for you from Cynthia's Villa." She held out a small box that contained the futa drink she'd asked for at Cynthia's place.

"Oh yes!" Chizuru is extremely excited at the arrival at her door, and even moreso when she sees her massive Dekais.

"I have exactly what you need for some milk." (I really should go and thank cynthia for that).

She had molested Orihime enough to have some milk left, but seeing how Uzaki's chest was, she had a better idea.

"Just come inside and i will have it in a moment." She added, downing the futa drink and gettign ready to ahve some fun with Uzaki.

[fratboykate]

I say this with love...hotshot judge/lawyer and dumbass criminal AU *big eyed pleading cat cartoon gif that I can't insert but you know the one*. I loved the idea of that one. Don't tell me it died on the vine. (I will understand, you have SO MANY! You're a one-woman AU generator to put AO3 to shame!)

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I’m curious about the public defender au. How did they meet? What was their first impression?

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I propose a rule that you stop mentioning amazing AUs if you're not going to even feed us crumbs about them. Love frat boy, mom, celeb, etc but you got me hooked on Public Defender!Kate and Mafia!Yelena and ahve never mentioned it again.

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Don't ever tell me I don't give the people what they want. Here's 1.5k of the billionth Kate/Yelena AU I've been bamboozled into starting. Officially introducing...PDAU.

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Yelena sits in the cold courthouse holding cell, surrounded by bare walls painted in a lifeless grey. There's no place to lie down and no comfortable spot to rest, just a desk and a few chairs bolted to the ground. A small window, high up near the ceiling, lets in a sliver of daylight. The fluorescents flicker overhead, casting an unflattering glow on Yelena's face and highlighting the bags under her eyes. The orange jumpsuit she's now wearing for the first time in her life only heightens the bleak atmosphere. The stench of stale sweat and urine assaults her nostrils while she shifts on the hard metal seat, trying to find an enjoyable position. The edges of the chair dig into her skin and the clinking of her ankle cuffs each time she fidgets has started to grate on her nerves.

"Сука.” [Bitch.]

Yelena glares at the cuffs trapping her hands and mutters a string of curses in Russian under her breath.

The sound of the creaking door unlocking interrupts Yelena’s outburst. An impeccably dressed young woman strides in and her frazzled appearance hints at the weight of her responsibilities. Her crisp suit accentuates her professional demeanor, and her hair is pulled into a neat bun. The pounding of her distinctly expensive high heels against the concrete floor echoes through the room. The woman sits down across from Yelena, carrying a bulky file in her hands. The blonde leans back, a sardonic smirk playing on her lips as she sizes the brunette up.

“Good morning, Miss Belova. My name is Katherine Bishop and I’m the court-appointed public defender assigned to your case. Let’s see what we’re working with.”

Kate opens the file and begins flipping through the pages. Her eyes widen in disbelief as she reads through Yelena’s rap sheet.

“You’re a real one-woman crime wave…Assault in the Third Degree, Grand Larceny in the Second Degree, Resisting Arrest, Disorderly Conduct in the Second Degree, Petty Larceny, Criminal Possession of a Weapon in the Third Degree, Criminal Possession of Stolen Property in the Third Degree, Criminal Mischief in the Second Degree, Grand Larceny in the Third Degree, Assault in the Fourth Degree, Criminal Mischief in the Third Degree, Criminal Possession of a Controlled Substance in the Third Degree, Grand Theft, Criminal Sale of a Controlled Substance in the Third Degree, Criminal Trespass in the Third Degree, Unauthorized Use of a Vehicle in the Third Degree, Burglary in the Third Degree, Criminal Trespass in the Second Degree…” Kate stops herself from reading through the entire record and looks up at Yelena. “…Impressive list. How do you have time for anything else?” Kate asks, shocked.

“You left out jaywalking and littering. Those are important.”

“I just don't have all day to read through this.” Kate looks up from the file, exasperated.

“Only doing my part to keep the economy going.” Yelena replies with a sly grin.

“If you’re trying to single-handedly prop up the criminal justice system, you’re doing a bang-up job.”

“I like to be the best at anything I do.”

“And what is it you do exactly.”

“Little bit of everything. I work in the family business.”

“What’s the family business?”

“We own a restaurant. The Red Guardian. You heard of it? Best shashlik in the city.”

“What do you do at the restaurant?”

Yelena leans away in her chair, feeling cocky.

“Let’s just say I’m not the one who makes the pirozhki.”

“Got it. So, you've been in and out of the system for years, but you've always managed to stay out of prison. How?”

“Luck, charm, and a few friends.” Yelena utters nonchalantly.

“Or good lawyers. What do you think happens when your ‘luck’ runs out?”

Yelena shrugs.

“Then I finally get to experience the joys of prison life. What could be better than three hots and a cot?”

The air between them is thick. Both women are locked in a silent battle of wills, neither giving an inch as they stare each other down. Kate can sense Yelena's gaze burning into her, but she refuses to let the older woman intimidate her. Yet, as she looks at the file in front of her, she can't help but wonder if maybe she's in over her head. On the other hand, Yelena feels a sense of satisfaction that the power dynamic has shifted in the room. She's used to being the one in control, but she can feel the palpable resistance coming from Kate. After a beat, Kate finally breaks the eye contact, opting to focus on the file in front of her instead.

“Seems your lucky streak continues, Miss Belova. I’m here to keep you from learning about ‘the joys of prison life’ for a little longer. I’ll make sure you can carry on being quite the model citizen.”

Yelena chuckles dryly.

“I do what I can to stay out of trouble.”

“Is that so?” Kate answers, skepticism lacing her tone. Kate flips to the last page of the file. “You’ve been arrested seventeen times in the last two years.”

Yelena leans forward and stares directly at Kate.

“How old are you? Twenty-two? What’d they give me, the intern?”

“Not that you need to know, but I’m twenty-five and graduated summa cum laude and with Order Of The Coif honors from Cornell.”

“When? Yesterday?”

“Miss Belova, I’m what you have. Even with this record, you’ve somehow managed to stay out of jail and I intend to keep it that way. Tell me what happened so I can help you.”

“It’s not what you think. I didn't do what they're accusing me of. I'm being set up.”

Yelena doesn’t add anything further. Kate leans forward, her eyes fixed on Yelena.

“And I supposed all these other charges are nothing but a misunderstanding too?”

“Some of them, yeah.” Yelena retorts defensively.

They’re at an impasse. Both continue sizing the other up, trying to figure out the next move. Kate breaks first, trying to reason with her.

“I'm here to help you, but I need to know what I'm dealing with because you’re facing some serious charges.”

“I was just there trying to retrieve some stolen property.”

Kate looks at her skeptically.

“What kind of property would that be?”

“The kind that belongs to my family.”

“I see. And how’d that go?”

“Well, I’m here, with you, in these…” Yelena lifts the handcuffs. “…so not great.”

“If…and that’s a long shot with this record…but if I get the judge to agree to bail, can you cover it?”

“They let the rookies talk to judges now?”

Kate clenches her jaw. Yelena might be pushing buttons too far now.

“I’m one of the best court-appointed lawyers in the city.”

“Yeah?” Yelena asks, raising an eyebrow, clearly doubtful.

“I know my way in a courtroom and can talk circles around most prosecutors.”

“I’m sure you can.”

“Does this normally work for you? Does being an ass to your attorneys get you far?”

“They’ve never given me one of the greenhorns before.”

“I've secured acquittals for more than half of my clients this year and negotiated plea deals for the others that resulted in reduced sentences. If you stop being antagonistic, I can help you too.”

Yelena is intrigued now.

“You think you can beat this? Not scared of taking it on?”

“I’m a public defender. I don’t scare easily.”

Yelena pauses for a beat, studying Kate. After a long moment, she nods.

“Alright, counselor…” Yelena tells her with a hint of a derogatory undertone. “…Tell me what to do.”

“Call your family. Tell them you’re going to need money. I’ll get you out on bail. Then we can start working on your defense.” Kate instructs firmly prior to standing and starting to head for the door. “But Yelena…” Yelena looks up at her. “If you’re lying to me, you’ll be back here before you know it. Got it?”

“Loud and clear.”

Kate exits the cell, the booming of her stilettos reverberating through the empty corridor as she shuts the door behind her with a resounding clang. She takes a deep breath, trying to shake off the tension that has built up inside her since she walked in. As Kate turns to walk away, she can't help but steal a glance at Yelena, who still sits with her fingers linked atop the metal table. Kate can see the anger and frustration written plainly across Yelena's face, but she also detects a hint of something else. Perhaps it's a tinge of fear or maybe even a grudging respect. Whatever it is, Kate has a feeling this encounter has left an indelible mark on her, perhaps even both of them.

[shiny-jr]

Hiii shinyy!!!!! I LOVE YOUR STORIES SMMM! ESPECIALLY THE TWISTED WONDERLAND ONES! THE DAMNATION AU SCARABIA AND POMIOFORE CHAPTERS WERE AAMZAING I ABSOLUTELY LOVED EM! I am new here and the first ever stories I have read from you was the damnation au but I have been reading your other stories as well and I absolutely enjoy them with all my heart. The impostor au was soooo!!! So I was wondering i am have currently finished reading the "you're my favorite" stories and I was wondering if you were going to finish it. I AM NOT PRESSURING OR ANYTHING!!! If you don't want to finish it it's fine since it's your story and you can do whatever you want. But I love it and was just wondering if there was going to be any more updated. Ik you're currently working on the damnation au ignihide and diasomnia versions so ik you're busy. BUT ANYWAYS!!! I love your stories they're unlike any other story I AHVE ever read. When I started reading I was prepared to be cringed out a bit since most Yandere stories cringe me out but since it was twst I stayed and I am sure glad I did. I was OVER THE MOON when the damnation au was updated. I love how real the mc's are and not just some yn pick mes. You write the characters so well I'm just shocked how well your writing skills are. No matter how much I reread your stories it entertains me all the time. I love your writing and I don't want you to push yourself too hard. Anyways. Thank you and have a good day!!!! 💐💐💐💐💐💐💐

Thank you, anon. I'm happy that the series and posts I've made have been entertaining to read. As for "you're my favorite," I do plan to finish it eventually, so please refer to other posts as I've answered this many times before. But thank you for asking respectfully, I really appreciate it. Just be sure to check if you or others are wondering if I'll continue certain series or not, because chances are, I've already answered before.

Anyways, I'm really glad that my work was not cringe! You're the second reader to say so, and you have no idea how much of a relief that is. Hooray for no cringe! I try to hold myself to a bit of a standard, usually I'll read a work before I publish it and ask myself, 'if I was a reader, would I enjoy this and would this be cringe?' It's different though when I look at something I wrote a year ago, but I digress.

One of my hopes through writing the damnation MCs, was that maybe it would inspire others who write as well to create MCs with actual personality! It's a hard thing to do, I won't lie. Your focus lies with the other characters, and you aren't really thinking about the MC all too much. However, it is refreshing to see an MC every once in a while that isn't naive or as you said a pick-me.

I think for now I'll go back and see what I've wrote for the you're my favorite little series, and we'll see if I'm up to writing for that today.

[noxiatoxia]

i need you guys to know that i am really sick right now and have been bed ridden for days. and my evil evil evil friend the other day, WHILE i am sick and overwhelmed already from being so sick, drops the bombshell of "have you realized if you flip episode 21 backwards it's 12..... like midnight.....like cinderella" i actually got so fucking upseti was sick and tired and stressed and then i read that i had to take a fucking xanax to calm the fuck down i couldn't handle it. i hate it here. 12. eyah, sure, episode 21, backwards is 12. sure! ok! was this intentional ? does not even matter. it is like when somebody does the thing that is racist or perhaps sexcist and it is like, well i understand you meant nothing no harm by it beut it was still bad regardless of intentions that is what this is like, even if they did not intend for the 21 to dlip to 12 and be midnight the damnage is done. honestly good allegory for the allegory itself this awhole thing was unintnetional damafe done to ME specifically. like. guys put yourself in my shoes rigth now. i am up at 4:00am i want to sleep but i have to wait 30 more minutes so i can take my meds i am on a schedule so i wont be sick anymore and instead of speanding this time watching youtube or playing video games or doing smth productive you know what, i am thinking about the carriage allegoryand about how 21 backwards is 12. 12. like midnight.....like was that intentional dude.....like the writers, they are generally clever sometimes so like i could vision it being intentional at least a little bit like SOMEbody on the staff knew what was up. i mean it will never be confirmed though it is all speculation whcih is the worst part about all of this, like the lallegory itself i get no fucking closure it is all just guesswork and shambles. and now i am #jonker mode over hwat? pumpkin anime? the only pumpkin kaoru should be doin is pumpin ' his kin ok ok........ stop with the gay cinderella shit nobody cares. see this is why i cant handle the idea of ouran season 2 or a reboot bc, it is bad either way. 1) they bring back the carriage i m done for 2) if they do nt i will be pissed off because i want it resolved so then they are just ignoring it 3) even if they bring it back and do it well i will still be traumatized like this wont ifix anything the damahes had been dealt and i ahve to live with it forever. so for my sake i hope they never remake ouran i deserve some peace and fucking rest ok at least hold out like......3 more years or something like maybe the grief will have dulled by that time. so a remake/reboot/season 2 wont be so traumatizing to me it will be like "oh, ok" you know. i feel like i had a comparison but i lost it. i dont wantch much anime tob e quite honest. can you tell im trying to kill time waiting for 30 minutes to pass it has only been 7. fuck episode 21. fuck the fact it is a 12 when flipped. fuck mifnight, the time. fuuuuuck episode 21. why coulnt it be 22 to avoid this. episod e 21 should be the name of an std

[sircarebearalot]

there is no bad variation of the 'let's get together to trick everyone for shits and giggles' (queer edition bc straight fake dating has had it's glory already, and i don't even mean fake dating for a reason other than to dupe people, i literally mean shits and giggles)

like at least not any that I can think of i mean

there's the ansgty pining edition: where A pitches the idea to B in a wacky fun way and just literally wants to get closer (and maybe it's to get over B, maybe it's to satisfy their curiosity before closure, maybe it's because they are an actual fucking moron) and B is like, okay bet (but internally is like 'so this is all a joke to you huh') and they are going along and they aren't saying 'hey, this feels real' but they aren't initiating anything and they are just quietly miserable that the only way they could have this experience with A is if they are faking it. obv ends with like some kind of angsty as fuck confession.

there's the soft pining edition: where they literally just want to get closer together and they both claim it's for the prank for the reveal but like you know, i've alwasy wondered what it would be like to hold your hand and oh, are they not convinced? i think we should kiss obvsioulsy, it's really the only way and they go on like this and everyone either suspects that they've been dating forever and just came out adn that's why they're so shy or that they're totally faking it but at least they aren't pining in silence you know. and at the end there's like a timid lil 'what if it was real?' and then they're smiling and it's grossly cavity-inducing cuteness.

then there's the crack oh we're just bros obv edition: where they are both 'straight' but like codependent and people think they are in love (they are for these purposes) and they're like, we'll mess with them, yea? and they act like it's a big game of gay chicken except they're not afraid and their friends are really supportive and they are starting to feel guilty for tricking them but also you know it's crack so they are doing wacky shit that needs a 'no homo' disclaimer excpet neither feel like saying it and it's like full homo. and at the end the confession is lame but they're in love and that's beautiful.

(then there the crack crack crack crack one: where one is like i'll seduce you and the other is like, huh, this is kind of neat? wish it was real lol and like nobody is falling for any of it but whatever)

if you guys see any fics with this flavor hit me up please!!

like, just so you know the flavor i'm gonna give a brief snippet of each, yeah, for funsies and also bc it's my life mission to get your obsessed with the concept so more fics like this can exist and so if you know them you can send them my way so i can have crack-induced brain rot

(the examples are gonna feature WOMEN bc i've already went crazy over men and i ahve to keep myself fresh)

there's the angsty induced pining pining edition: catradora

bc they are peak pining and dumbass and angst and love, for reasons Adora pitches the idea, 'you know, just to get them off our backs, like we're dating? what! and then we're like, ofc we're not' and Catra grasps it and doesn't let it go.

("We should kiss," Catra says decisively.

Adora's gut reaction was finally, what came out of her mouth was,

"No."

It came out strangled, guttural, tortured--- and Catra, always in tune, notices and is hurt. And Adora doesn't know how to say that I want it more than anything but I want it to mean something with you so she doesn't.

"Oh, well okay," Catra says, and she had already looked a little tense when she pitched the idea but now she looked stiff as a board. She looked like she was about to shatter. And Adora knows that Catra never handled rejection quite well, even if it was about something she didn't really care about, but she just can't.

"I- I would, but it would be my first kiss," she says, as an apology. "i want it to mean something."

Catra stares at her before nodding jerkily, something fire bright in her eyes. Her voice had a bitter, abrasive quality that stirs the familar urge to soothe in Adora. "Right, no yeah, obviously. Don't want to waste your first kiss on me."

"I--," Adora explained, voice catching, "I want it to mean something to you, if I kissed you. I don't want it to be for anyone else. For a prank.")

there's the soft pining edition: lumity

(any setting really, just the premise that luz is like ppl would go crazy if they realized we were friends, you know what woudl drive them crazier?? if we we're dating--- and amity is like, oh yeah totally crazy, we should do it, and luz is interanlly like i don't think it;s crazy i think other ppl would think it's crazy but you know if she thinks it's crazy then i should play along, adn out loud she's like 'let's do it' and amity is just internaklly thinking 'omg omgomgomgomg we're gonna hold hands??? wtfffff??? akdgaydzfbkafbc???)

("Well," Amity says, smiling weakly, "We did say it was a crazy idea."

"They don't believe us," Luz murmurs, gradually becoming more indignant. "They laughed in our faces!"

"I mean, we are messing with them!"

"They totally brushed us off! We cann;t let this slide! We have to convince them."

Amity never really learned how to say no to Luz, so she said, "How?"

And that is how Amity learned an expansive vocabulary of Spanish pet names. She also learned that it was very possibel to blush so hard you stop breathing. She learned both of those valuable life-long lessons, the hard way.)

then there's the crack oh we're just bros obv edition: raris

Where Paris and Rory are just (gay but in denial but she doesn't realize she's gay or in denial?) and Star's hollow is like 'oh, those lesbians!' and Pairs is like, 'let's date and mess with your town' and Rory is like 'that's stupid' but they end up doing it anyways for no other reason than Paris' research paper and Lorelai's amusement.

("I don't think we convinced Luke."

"He's convinced," Rory reassures, as she highlights a particularly good line. "He's just giving you the cold shoulder for my virtue or whatever."

"Hmm."

"But," Rory says, not sure why she is saying this other than that she kind of wants to. "I mean, we should be thorough. I've only seen Taylor print one Raris Valentines Poster."

"That is freakish on it's own."

"Yeah, but not to Taylor's standards. I think we can do better."

"Should I propose?"

"Oh my god.")

then there the crack crack crack crack one: nevermore

("Maybe you should kiss me," Anabel Lee suggests, eagerness shining through.

Lenore pretends to contemplate it, "I guess it's the only way..."

Two feet away, Duke turns to Pluto and whispers, "They do know we can hear them right? Like, we are all sitting at the same table?")

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Nature wives magic baby facts, cause I'm bored.

●Shelby chalks up the nausea to flying to fast and doing to much magic. Until a week later when she thinks, as a joke "you know, these sound like pregnancy symptoms....wait a damn minute-"

●When Shelby does, eventually, tell Katherine she just kinda says "Oh, okay" and then when she sbaout to fall asleep it finally kicks in what Shelby meant and she whips over to her like "hold on you WHAT!? HOW!?"

●lizzie is a cat. Cats purr on pregnant people's bellies. What do you think lizzies gonna do?? That's right! She's more attached to shelby then before. Joel has to pull her off.

●The babys name is Thorn, he's got gold eyes and black hair. And he is an elytran with the slightest trace of wither and cat blood.

●False has one-sided, staring contests with him as a baby. They only stop when it hits the 15 minute mark, and Shelby pulls False away to get breakfast

-I have so many ideas for this arc of the story you ahve no idea-

[lillylvjy]

been thinking of ghostbur a lot then your fic sent me into a rabbit hole

the sheer idea of living with two ghosts in a home is so warming, in a way of that they’re comfortable with you and you’re comfortable with them. imagine how long it has been since someone welcomed them just as they did, but everyone left the next day; so it was almost alien when reader moved in.

thrilling, really. with the small bookshelf in one of your rooms, tommy idly knocks on your door and shuffled in holding a book. just a small, “can you read this for me?” because it has been so long since he had read a book.

or wilbur watching you from the top floor through a window, a frown gracing his lips because he wants to help you garden. he wants to touch the dirt, feel the sun against his face again. so when your hands cup his jaw, he becomes stunned for a moment just because you remind him of the sun.

he envies your friends and anyone who gets to interact with you outside; becoming rather sour whenever you tell him someone is picking you up. idk if you ever watched steven universe but i feel like both boys would have something similar to blue diamond.

if one starts crying, you feel your eyes become glossy and tears start falling. you could feel yourself become heavy, as if the whole world came crashing down.

imagine making them new foods that they never had back in their time. the curious glint in their eyes when watching you move around the kitchen, and soon, one plate turned into three.

wilbur cleaning the house when you’re not home because the first time you came back exhausted and he watched you tiredly clean; his heart shattered. since then, he made it a mission to clean while you’re own. the smile on your face is always worth it. he’s sad that he cannot go with you on your adventures but knowing you’re not moving anytime soon is enough.

Brb- sobbing-

They’re so thrilled when you don’t run out of the house, screaming bloody murder. Like- your actually talking to them and giving them a chance. Hell- that’s more than enough.

Every night before tommy sleeps (yes ghost can sleep in this au bc I feel bad-), he’s always asking you to read him a story before he goes to bed. It’s comforting. He was super young when he passed too, so its kinda like he gets to finish his childhood.

ALSO YOU DID NOT AHVE TO DO THIS TO ME- you remind him of the sun?! Holy-

Like- he’ll watch you and just kinda bang his head on the window bc of how pissed he is and you hear this and just look up at him to see him just looking so sad and ugh! It’s so upsetting to you! And when your try your best to bring the sun to him (literally lights-), he’s like “I didn’t need all of this when I have you darling.” WEAK IN THE KNEES-

And Wilbur knew how to drive too so he’s like “oh I can drive y- nevermind.” And he’s just- again. Mad. Upset. At everything. At how he’s dead. At how he can’t go out with you. It’s not fair. It never will be. And you sense this and it’s just- heartbreaking. So you cancel your plans for the day and stay home with him and Tom. Doing anything and everything. Want cookies? Done! Want to try take out for the first time in 20 years? On it! Literally anything. (Also ye: he does-)

Bro- imagine Tom starts crying about like- anything .realizing he won’t get to see his friends anymore- let alone meet anyone knew. He won’t get to go to the movie theaters anymore. Won’t get to go to fairs and run around. It hurts. And then Wilbur joins in and it’s- ugh! It hurts so much. Like you just want to help them be free. But you can’t .

I bet your ass they’d act like it’s good but the spit it out once your not looking. You know they did- but you don’t care. They barely had anything good at that time anyways- (Tom likes to disagree)

Wilbur is a meat freak I feel like. And he knows what it’s like to have a messy house and hate it- so he helps you. He cleans during the day so at night when you come home, you can rest your feet on his lap and just watch a movie with him. He may massage them- maybe not. Depends on what you want and what his mood is

[lithominium]

do you have any OCs or original species?

I have three main ocs!

the first one is John Reddington

He is like, 30 years old, a crow, and runs the galaxy's largest criminal empire. he uses this empire to help people and dismantle major corporations that run the galaxy. Hes a god with a revolver (specifically a Unica 6) and excellent at hand to hand combat. (obligatory overpowered OC moment) His parents were murdered when he was 12 and the man who killed them adopted him and made him into the crime god and excellent fighter he is today. after he found out how his parents died, he usurped his adoptive father, killed him, and then made his own empire to right the wrongs he made over the past decade or so.

The second one, is also my fursona (John used to be, before my transed gender) Her name is April Aviatrix.

shes a radio hobbyist who went to college for electrical engineering (ref is outdated). In the universe where my oc's are set, radio is kinda really outdated, and music overall has become boring (think Human music from rick and morty [god forgive i mention it]) and one day, while messing around with radios in the spaceship equivalent of a ford pinto, she intercepted a signal that was playing music she had never heard before (70's progressive rock) and decided to track down where it was coming from, to find a post apocalyptic Earth, where all humans are dead. She found the source of the signal, which is a massive radio beacon, attached to a half destroyed museum of music, which had all kinds of instruments, and gear, and a massive collection of music made by human beings on massive amounts of hard drives. She took all of the music into her futuristic thumbdrive, including schematics for synths, guitar amps, guitar pickups, pianos, etc. just anything and everything that the museum had on its barely functioning computers. she was able to turn all of this stuff into workable stuff, and taught herself guitar and other instruments, and performs in a local bar every once in a while, that she works as a bartender at (the electrical engineering degree didn't do much). anyways eventually (i ahve no idea how) she ends up meeting John Reddington, going "join my emo band (rush cover band)" and he ends up being absolutely Phenomenal on a drumkit. and she ends up second in command in the empire, as her electrical engineering knowledge is extremely helpful, alongside her being the only genuine connection to another person John's had since he was 12. She uses an HK-USP-S

the last one is Vincent, which. Hes kinda in limbo right now. He used to be a seagull:

and that was pretty neat i think, but i stopped really caring about him as much once i transitioned. Hes supposed to be a bluejay now, but i haven't drawn it, and he plays bass (specifically a Thunderbird). He doesn't really have much of a personality anymore, as that job's been taken over by April. He does wield a fucked up sword that looks like a lawnmower blade.

I have ideas for others, like a rwby oc specifically who has bands around her arms that can turn into swords (think Finn's grass sword, only not hold able, and more attached at the back of the hand like the pacific rim sword) or gauntlets or be used for mobility. Shes neat. Still thinking about a semblance for her though.