#holy queue batman

[betterthanbatman1]

Okay LOOK how calm and peaceful he looks. Sitting alone there, in his own world. But also how sad he looks. The artist has done a really good job with the contrasting colours. His world is literally cold and blue right now and he just wants things to change. But he knows things don’t change in Gotham. It never does.

And then there’s the fact that his bike is there-

This boy drove- HE DROVE to sit on a bench and feed these birds. And no he didn't just hand them a leftover bite of his sandwich as he sat on a bench. No no no, he BOUGHT the breadcrumbs! Look at the little paper bag!! He bought breadcrumbs and drove his bike to sit alone on his bench and feed the pigeons.

This is what he does to calm down and unwind and empty his head from the bat-filled chaos he experienced. It's canon to me so yeah l'lI never shut up about this. My heart can't handle this information. I need to give this boy a hug

[gothxmcitysirens]

[fierrochaseist4t]

THAT SO VERY EXCELLENT FEELING WHEN YOU FINALLY START UNDERSTANDING FANDOM REFERENCES

[bruciesarch]

( @thatslayer ) batphone voicemail: ❝  anything can be a cage.  ❞

Spoken like an animal. Rather ironic how the man who dresses like a Bat by night isn’t the one to make the statement. However, he understands what she means. Gotham is his cage, an inescapable confinement due to its never-ending and relentless crime that he feels so burdened to stop. “And what do you consider to be your cage, Ms Lehane?”

[appleschloss]

just wanna say i love your queue tag

Hehe thank you!

[sleepingontheclouds]

no but imagine Superman (maws) just sitting in his apartment talking to Jimmy and Lois about how he’s so excited to be getting a second interview with ‘Mr. Wayne’ even though they for sure slept together many times in the months after the first interview. They trust each other so much (ik ooc for bruce but stay with me here) that when Clark told Bruce he was Superman, bruce told him he was Batman.

Queue a bloodied limping Bruce climbing in through Clark’s window, cowl off. Did he know Lois and jimmy were there because Clark told him? Yes. Did he care? Also yes. Was he too almost dead to think of the consequences? Yes.

Clark has to explain that Bruce is currently in a Batman suit and passed out on the floor and—-

holy shit I’m gonna write a fanfic abt this.

[phantomstatistician]

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[starkid-heritage-posts]

I love this blog bc illl see a post and be like boy oh boy am I excited for holy musical batman to come out

I think I’ve tricked my brain into reacting the same way when I queue posts tbh

[betterthanbatman1]

He’s creeching

[gothxmcitysirens]

Don’t fuck with the daughter of a serial killer

[battinsonswife]

I posted 136 times in 2022

That's 105 more posts than 2021!

27 posts created (20%)

109 posts reblogged (80%)

I tagged 134 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#the batman - 79 posts

#bruce wayne - 46 posts

#robert pattinson - 22 posts

#jules speaks - 16 posts

#bruce wayne x reader - 15 posts

#the batman spoilers - 13 posts

#meow and queue and everyone we know - 11 posts

#mine - 10 posts

#gif - 10 posts

#fic rec - 10 posts

Longest Tag: 98 characters

#no where near the level of some of these other gif makers like holy sh!t y’all are so good at this

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

sir what the hell

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#3

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#2

edward cullen  /  bruce wayne

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My #1 post of 2022

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[dear-kumari]

Get to know me better meme thingy:

Tagged by @fenrhi (several days ago ;__; dw, I’m not dead, even if my queue is)

Favorite color: it’s probably a cliché, but I really can’t choose … I’m into vibrant reds and yellows rn because of a project I’m (supposed to be) working on, but my love of a color always depends on its relationship with at least one other color

Currently reading: Witch Hat Atelier (things are heating up in the Coco/Agott fandom), No Home (did anyone see that lovely animated promo from Korean Webtoon?  I hoped for a hot sec that they were licensing it in English, but ig it’s just for an audio drama or smthn), various Webtoon titles I’m not super attached to yet

Last series I watched: The Boys (s1-2, still haven’t started s3).  Somehow the edgy grimy Superheroes Bad show that tormented Tumblr users with an inescapable ad on the homepage a while back is … actually pretty good?  I don’t love the show’s overall aesthetic (holy excessive color grading, Batman) and definitely had to avert my innocent virgin eyes during a couple particularly gross scenes, but the satire is really pointed and funny.  Maybe it just caught me at a time when I’m feeling particularly disdainful towards superhero media and my country, idk.

Last movie I watched: The Others (2001), only bc I saw an interesting video essay about it.  If you like vibey psychological horror without any blood/gore you’ll probably enjoy this film too

Currently working on: :/ stuff that I still feel isn’t good enough to inflict on the world, when I’m not just staring off into the middle distance and listening to Carly Rae Jepsen 5+ hours a day just to feel something

I will tag @hirazuki and @nomadicism :)

[bruciesarch]

( @failedcrown ) batphone voicemail: ❝  there are so many secrets in my head i never asked for.  ❞

"Knowledge is a weapon." It's certainly the strongest one in his particular arsenal. The money and the gadgets would be next to nothing without his intellect. It's the main reason why he can stand on an even playing field with many of his more physically powerful associates. "Don't let the secrets control you, use them, let them make you stronger."

[refurbzoo]

Doorstep Mobile Repair: The Future of Smartphone Service

From the sweet chime of our morning alarms to the lullaby of late-night texts, smartphones are more than just communication devices. They've weaved their way in our lives just like a chatty parrot on a pirate's shoulder, always chirping, forever present. So, it's safe to say that when our insistent little buddies fall sick (read: malfunction), our lives can fall into a spin-cycle of chaos. Ever wished for a magic wand that could fix your broken screen or a laggy processor right at your homely comfort? Well, dreams do come true! Say hello to Doorstep Mobile Repair Services, our very own superhero making house calls.

The Power of Convenience in a Rush-Hour Life

Imagine it's a groggy Monday morning and your smartphone screen goes rogue. Juggling between coffee sips and sighs, would you have the time or the will to tackle traffic combustion then wait in a long queue at the repair store? Add to it the hassle of parting ways with your beloved device. A little dramatic? Alright, but that's our reality, we are inseparable from our phones. There's the catch - it's time to call in the Doorstep Repair Services.

Imagine them like Batman or Batwoman, swooping down on their two-wheeler Batmobiles (sans the intimidating music) armed with the toolkit, ready to wrestle with the smartphone glitches right in your living room. No waiting, no traffic snarls - a white-glove service that respects your time and provides a super-convenient solution. It’s like ordering a pizza but with a side order of tech-expertise!

Cost-Effective and Transparent: Say Goodbye to Under-the-Table Dealing

Repairing smartphones, especially high-end models, can rip your pocket beyond the tear line. With jacked-up prices and hidden costs, the traditional repair store's bill might resemble a cryptic puzzle. This scenario feels as appealing as hugging a cactus, doesn't it? This is where our capeless door-to-door heroes shine.

Transparent pricing and cost-effectiveness are the holy grail over here. They come prepared, with a fair estimate that includes original spare parts. You can actually see the entire process unfold. It’s like watching a riveting episode of a tech-repair reality show, with you holding a front-seat, no tickets required.

Quality & Trustworthy Service At Your Fingertips

Let’s be real, handing over our personal devices to strangers sounds as fun as inviting a vampire for a sleepover. It's our worries meeting our nightmares. But that's the beauty of door-to-door mobile repair services - it’s a trust-fest. You have the control and you oversee the entire repair process.

This neat and transparent system helps build customer trust like super-glue, strong and quick. Plus, all these tech-wizards are certified professionals who know their resistors from their capacitors quicker than the time it took me to check these terms on Google!

On-site Repair: More Than Just A Passing Trend

Enough of the puppy eyes at the broken screen or the stubborn power button. Put the control back into your hands with on-site mobile repair services. They aren’t just a passing trend, folks, but the future of mobile servicing. It's time to embrace this wave of convenient, cost-effective, and trustworthy service. After all, the future is knocking down your doors, literally and figuratively.

[worldbolding]

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