#hope it’s not gross lol

[aeide-thea]

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

[tozettastone]

You did Itachi so dirty, he's not how you envision you as a parent, just say you are an abuse advocate and are actually in favor of children being abused. You're gross

Oh, anon. You can enjoy a character and still understand that they're not a role model.

On Itachi: Itachi caved under pressure, helped kill his entire family, and used genjutsu torture as a motivational tool on his baby brother. If he actually existed as a person and not as an element of a story, I wouldn't put him in charge of a puppy. Since he is an element of a story, it can be fun to put him in charge of other characters and watch his raging internal pathology go nyoom.

On your perception of events: If the existence of his canon character bothers you, that's fine. But Itachi's character isn't a problem I'm having. It appears to be a problem you're having.

On your behaviour: Unlike Uchiha Itachi from Naruto, I'm actually a person, and how you treat me is what matters. Messaging me to complain that you think I'm "advocating child abuse" because I said Itachi would be a bad parent reflects poorly on your education, your personality, and your ability to regulate your own emotions. Your parents should be ashamed to have raised such a person.

[lesbianoms]

I need a woman who will listen to my little whimpers for mercy while I’m packed inside her tight, hot gut and promptly ignore them as she gets to work digesting me, moaning and groping herself as her tummy gurgles and rounds out in a matter of minutes, all while my whimpering is becoming louder and frantic until I’m abruptly cut off by a low, bubbly gurgle that snuffs out my status as a living, squirming thing; now I’ve been converted to thick slop and chyme that sloshes and fills up her bloated belly 💀🫧

[chrono-art]

A very sketchy and experimental resh'an I did about a month ago ⌛️

[skunkes]

quick airing of grievances for something that ultimately isn't a real problem

but Wah its obviously going to be one of my two parents (or both !) taking me to get surgerized and driving me home (if i manage to get it scheduled...🧿🧿🧿) and...! idk...! i wish i still had any irl friends in the vicinity that cld be there...

parents are begrudgingly accepting of it because well it's already in motion, it's My Life and Body, but they obviously won't be ecstatic about it. like.

i keep imagining being in recovery and feeling very excited and happy but having that feeling be squished down and suppressed by their disappointed faces...or wondering how they'll awkwardly Look at me when im back home recovering and hobbling around... like even here I'll feel bad about "doing this to them" and what "went wrong" to make me so disappointing in every possible facet. even though i've fantasized about this since I knew my body was capable of Horrors, have been looking into it since high school, i've been tweeting about wanting it every other week for the past 4 years, etc.

[dootznbootz]

This might be my asexualness speaking but simply putting your faces together, nuzzling, and quick pecks on cheeks/forehead/nose/etc. will ALWAYS be more loving/intimate than kissing on the lips.

To me, those "smaller" acts of affection are more intimate as it's simply a physical reminder of "Hey, I care about you" and/or "I love being close to you".

I've seen so many people make out just to make out even with folks they don't know (Good for them! I do not care what others do as long as everybody involved is okay!) and I think for Allos, the act of kissing each other's lips is a way to gain physical "pleasure" as well as there are a lot of nerves on the lips.

But lil kisses elsewhere? Your skin isn't touching their skin enough to GAIN any pleasure for yourself other than a happy "I'm just letting you know I care" sorta thing you know? And if it is prolonged nuzzling/closeness, it's still just very "soft". You're doing a small physical act of affection for THEM. And idk I just really love that. Little reminders of love for THEIR sake, you know?

[thwackk]

spectre hal :)

and some unnecessary gore, for no reason other than i felt like drawing gore and the spectre

[hwljpg]

Are you still interested in making South Park content?

NOOO!!!!! GET OUTTA MY HOUSE

[youcanfacethis]

A few more hours until we get to collectively get to hear/lose our minds over THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT🤍📁🤍

[mxdotpng]

seriously though the amount of characters they make blatantly clear are disabled in media where fandom still finds a way to ignore it as much as possible is like. insane. sakamoto ryuji is disabled. cloud strife is disabled. midoriya izuki is disabled. noctis lucis caelum? is disabled. kaz brekker. disabled. iron man? you might not believe this. but he is also disabled. crazy, right! its almost hard to believe.

[lpsotd]

i'm honestly at a loss for words. i was expecting a straightforward "thank you for your email! i support israel and blahblahblah" not "thank you for supporting israel!" because i said no such thing ??? i sent a long detailed email expressing my disgust towards israel and saying i support palestine — the crazy part is that this response was sent twice, word for word

[coridallasmultipass]

Nikke: Goddess of Victory event Beauty Full Shot minigame spoilers: (LONG POST)

So yesterday, I managed to catch the last couple fish in the fishing minigame!!

Check it:

I'm surprised there wasn't the great white shark?? I guess that's just gonna happen in the story instead? Unless it's like a 1 in a million chance of getting it in secret or something? But the fucking whale lmao, that mf was SO HARD to get.

In general, it was super fucking hard to catch them all, but I really grinded for the first couple days to keep getting all the fishing rods (the blue one at the max 60k price level is the best for catching the large fish because it does the most damage), and then all the equipment, too.

Hot tip: Don't bother with the red puddles until you've gotten the highest fishing rod and practised on the blue and gold puddles (unless you're already like a god at rhythm games, but I'm sure NOT especially on a touch screen).

OH also, I don't think the game explained it, but the casting animation before the rhythm game is for choosing which size of fish you want to get, NOT for the starting percentage of the rhythm game. (I mean, yeah it affects the percentage, but ALL blue catches start at like 50%. All of the legendary ones start at 80% regardless of the fishing rod or equipment.) Took me a while to notice that and I would've saved myself a lot of attempts if I'd have just aimed for the easy blue section on the meter in the beginning (I was clicking the gold one every time and suffering because it went too fast every time, and was confused why gold wasn't giving me an easier starting percentage).

Here's my union ranking for the minigame lmao (I'm Vi):

You can see how much I've been playing the game compared with everyone else. It's fucking addicting and I gotta catch 'em all. Almost at 1mil earned lol.

The fucking Spongebob easter eggs were hilarious. I caught Spongebob and didn't realize that's who it was supposed to be until I caught Patrick next. RIP Sandy.

((EDIT: I FORGOT TO ADD PLANKTON. HE'S THE BAIT FOR FISHING LOL.))

Anyway, yeah, that's my post. Just wanted to share bc I love Nikke and the event and the mini games. I even went and got the Dave the Diver full game on PC bc I'm OBSESSED with the Aegis minigame and it's so chill and cool from the few minutes I played (just got it so haven't had time to do more yet). It was also on sale! (Probably still on sale?)

So yeah. Really loving this event, they really went all out. OH and the music, too? Love it.

[sysig]

*blows a multidimensional kiss* For Scarab (Patreon)

[babyfairy]

omg lol i’m so sick (not with covid thankfully, all my tests have been negative) but i just had all that time off work for my vacation and i DO NOT receive any PTO so my last paycheck was abysmal and this one is about to be the same 💀 we had to laugh

[sylvrndoodles]

( ง •̀ᴗ•́)ง!

[queenerdloser]

i know i've made this post before but it regularly irritates me that people are Right about how a clean space effects your mental stability. fucking hate that i always feel better about myself once my apartment is clean. what's next? exercise that actually improves my mood? fuck off.