#hot orc

[illustration-station]

Our campaign has been so serious lately, we all just need a beach day you know

[queenqunari]

Anyway I’m a clown because this is how I chose to costume myself as a female Orc for a renfaire

In my defense, it was nearly 100 degrees out and being sexy is fun

[celeryman6]

it's mean, the shape of your body, it's green high-res and variations on my Patreon

[beebundt]

erm so i made a new dnd pc, she came to me in a vision. this is vadanya shes a ship captain, 43 yo, recently divorced from her now ex wife And recently undead (two unrelated events)

[orcbardneeul]

Neeul brought Scorn down to the local hot springs, but he's having trouble enjoying himself…

🎨: @syrupmancer

[newblvotg]

[becmentolado]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

TheTinySkald

[thana-topsy]

My good friend @kookaburra1701 ‘s gorgeous and awesome OC that I have very quickly become smitten with. Khemor 🙈💚

[black-sapphire57]

Saruman sending his entire legion to helms deep and leaving Isengard unprotected-

An angry tree whose upset cause he cut down his homies:

[apencilandpen]

"You see Garthy O'Brien look over at all of you as you approach and smile, and beckons you over to their table."

[curiousmons]

I think I figured out why ✨️monsters✨️

The desire. Have you ever thought of a Demon not being interested in toying with their lover to get every sordid reaction from them? What about a werewolf who goes into a breeding frenzy just from the scent of their mate? Or even a brute of an orc turning to mush for their partner and bringing them immense pleasure?

Each of them are so desperate to claim. Mark. Own. Breed. Love you.

[gardenletter]

Yandere orc x reader ❤️🔥🥀🔪💚 part 3

This is going to be more of ✨WHAT ITS LIKE LIVING WITH XURL✨

Xurl was...always with you. He would often sleep at the side of your bed (when you fall asleep he would sneak into the covers).He would often nuzzle you with his tusks. It was strange to say the least but you weren't complaining you needed the company and being in the forest all alone wasn't the safest as we learned earlier,so having an orc roommate wasn't bad ... especially one so*cough cough*.

You weren't completely in the dark about orc culture...you lived with them for quite a few years ,but you were far from an expert.Xurl's behavior was unusual but you assumed pre and post puberty would change behavior and even what was expected culturally and you didn't see orcs interact with each other in there own homes.Maybe there a more touchy species .So it means Xurl likes you (there not lol he just obsessed with you *cough cough*)

Xurl would often hunt and gather food for you.You have fun running around the woods with him finding food and even Herbs for your little shop

One time you accidentally stumbled upon Xurl taking a bath in a nearby river and you saw everything from his torso up.It was a sight.He saw you and even invited you in but you were too much of a blushing mess

With Xurl being your new roommate you made more space and got rid of low hanging lights so he can walk around more freely(still small lol)

He would often try to follow you into town when you go to work,but you have to always stop him.Times have changed but not everyone has changed their mind set.Your town is relatively inclusive and safe, with a Neko family and Mr Pine being of elf blood.But an orc as you realize is much different than a cute Neko especially when the town is made up of mainly humans. So you do it for his own good.

It does break your heart each day when you see his sad lonely face 😭(but you always promise you'll return)

(he totally stalks you by the forest line to make sure you're safe....yeah)

He LOVES small animals just loves them

I've been living with Xurl for a few months now and he was definitely entertaining and nice to have around. We've been trying to get to know each other again, but funnily Xurl didn't change much...well personality wise anyway.But Xurl has been acting strange as of late. Fidgeting more, stumbling over his words he was nervous and anxiety ridden. I decided I'd bring it up to him. He's beginning to worry me and the moment I decide to open my mouth he shoves one of his tusk rings into my face.The gold piece of jewelry was reflecting the sun beautifully and beyond the ring and his large hands.

I see his eyes

They were practically looking through me.A blush crawls from my neck to my cheeks as I register what this means.As a child I would often see orc couples share matching rings on their tusks similar to the human tradition of wedding rings.I stutter and look around "T-This is lovely X-xurl b-but"I couldn't even finish my sentence before I saw the hurt in his eyes and he lowered the ring."O-Oh I...I'm sorry"I could hear his voice quiver a little and my heart started to swell and I started to choke up.

"Xurl...I'm really flattered..but-" I was cut off again "I thought we had started courting...I should have know...I'm sorry y/n i will go" his head was hanging low to hide the tears in his eyes as he walked to the door I felt annoyed by his fast assumption and interrupting me like THAT SHIT HEAD... "MY GOODNESS XURL CANT YOU LET ME Finish A SENTENCE" and I quickly grabbed his hand stopping him from moving towards the door.He looked at me with a mix of confusion and relief as his hand clasped over mine ."I was going to say I'm flattered and I should have known what some of the stuff I did for you implied in orc culture.I've gotten rusty in the department"his eyes raised from the floor but still held a sad look.

My face flushed as I thought of my next words "Xurl I don't want you to leave...I like you a lot...........Like in a romantic way but I didn't think we were counting originally so the ring was a surprise".He shot straight up making him reach his full height and his eyes filled with hope "Xurl...I...lov-" but before I could finish my word strong arms were around my waist and lips on mine.I relaxed in his touch.

"I'm sorry"....

"I'm sorry too"

A smile danced on our lips as he looked at me and his grip on me tightens slitly"I know the tusk ring is more of an engagement thing but will you still expect it.I want others to know your mine"heat was in my cheeks at his words and I felt my legs fall under me but with Xurls arms still around me I stayed standing"y-yes...I would love too....as long as you stop interrupting me " he chuckled at my comment "sorry love I was just nervous"and his lips envelope mine once more as he slipped the "ring" on to my wrist.

Your all mine

I hope you liked part 3 of my orc oc lol.if people still show interest in Xurl I will make more stuff on him and hopefully my other ocs.So show some love and I hope you guys are doing well

Love gardenletter 💕

[ringsreforged]

Hi everyone!

Quick update from us.

So it is Sunday and most of you have probably watched the premiere episodes already, as have we. 😏

Nat and I have exchanged an astronomical amount of messages while watching (me to Nat because she watched first) and then later using voice notes. There was screaming involved, there were caps, too.

We have A LOT TO SAY. We are enthusiastic and excited and hey, watching these eps, being in Middle-Earth again, it felt like coming home. There’s no better feeling than that so it should tell you the vibe of what we’re going into recording with.

Yes! Our plan is to record a very snappy (mind you) pod episode encompassing our quick thoughts on the first four episodes of season 2. Then, all I can say for sure is that our schedule is going to be very irregular but at the end of the day we are committed to release the episodes on season 2 over an extended period of time similarly to how we did on season 1. We are sticking to… vibes. 🥲 And what our spare time will allow us.

Thank you to those of you who have messaged us on here, engaged on Twitter, Instagram or sent an email (Sofi, wow, again, you are a star!) with your love and support.

If you can, recommend this little passion project pod of ours to your friends so maybe word gets around and it gets more popular or something. If you can. ❤️

Also, we’re already kinda rewatching these 3 eps. This is how incredible they were and how much we missed this show!

Until soon and with lots of love,

Pau & Nat

[eyeofnewtblog]

So we have this adorable tiny blonde goth (under age) teenager who is part time. She’s super sweet and loves to joke around and actually shoots me back with the rubber bands. She has a water bottle completely covered in cat stickers.

So she comes up to me today and tells me a story about how some older gentleman called her beautiful, to which she responded “thanks? I guess?” And he apparently asked her why she was guessing about the compliment, to which she replied very firmly “I’m a minor.” The gentleman in question apparently tried to verbally backtrack with a statement that included his current happiness in holy matrimony.

I just. Look, most customers are just normal people living their lives and you as a service worker aren’t even a blip on their radar. That’s fine. That’s literally everywhere you go. People who work at AutoZone aren’t going to remember the name of the cashier from yesterday at the grocery store.

And as much as I’d like to rant about how “men need to do better” quite frankly it’s not men in general, it’s everyone calling out specific men when they’re behaving badly, in the moment when those specific men are behaving poorly.

It’s more a like constantly telling a puppy to not chew on things. If you don’t start curbing the behavior at a young age, the idea to not hit on front line customer service people, there’s a chance that basic customer service could potentially mean “I’m interested” when in reality it’s “I’m being friendly and nice and laughing at jokes I think are mediocre at best because I’m being paid to be nice”

The reality is that Viv did a phenomenal job standing up for herself in an awkward situation, and yes I’m going to adopt her and have several long talks about exactly how unpleasant and uncomfortable and unprofessional customers can be, but the reality is that we as a society need to do better about training men about what is and is not acceptable in social situations.