#hows that!!!!

[moliathh]

Hey, i felt like i was going insane looking for alutegra content that i hadn't already devoured. I don't want to bombard you with too many questions, so I'll just ask you one at a time.

What are some headcannons that you have for them, tame or not? And please don't hold back lol

OOhhh um for headcanons, I fear i have too many. So i guess let's start with the tame one first!

First is their birthday! I did looked into the real historical figure Alucard is based on, Vlad III Dracula. I do perceive his life as Alucard's life (and also i have the headcanon that Alucard is a middle child, like the real Vlad III). While I cannot find the exact date of birth of Vlad III Dracula, I heard it is said that he was born in winter before Christmas, so I just make a wild guess that his birthday is somwhere around 1st-20th of December. That makes him a Saggitarius.

Integra's birthday tho, unclear to me, but there is a fanon birthday of hers falling on 27th of October, 1977. So i just ran with it. If we take that date, she's a sun Scorpio and moon Taurus. Personally, this are really random ass birthday headcanon but i think the astrology chart fits with their personality so yeah why not.

Also another headcanon is that im kinda convinced Integra have eating disorder. We didn't see her eating on screen at all, and a lot of times she was shown staying up late at night, that might be the insomnia. Plus the cigar intakes. Hellsing is just ED vs ED. Major is the binge eating ED and Integra is the avoidant intake ED. She's awfully lanky. I would prefer to imagine she starts gaining weight after the war and smoke less on Seras' strict pressure.

Some more random headcanon about Integra is based on the manga appearance of her. One is from her prototype design from Hi-and-Low. She wears a short skirts here and we can CLEARLY, VERY VISIBLY sees a dot on her left thigh. I just assume she have a mole on her left thigh. I don't care if it was a printing mistake, I think it's cute.

Secondly is her hair, on the left is first appearance of her, and the right is in volume 2, when she was having a meeting before the Valentines attacked them. Her hair is curled in this, especially in the first pic the curls are tight, almost like Shirley Temple locks type of curl.

during the duration of volume 2, after the attack, her hair starts stretching out. Almost flattened out entirely, but the end of her hair is still slightly curled a bit, but the roots are entirely straightened. So I assume she isn't a naturally wavy haired person, her hair is probably flat. Which means the locks are curled. That's cute, I assume that after the Valentine attack she had been rushing from missions to missions non-stop so she didn't have much time left to curl her hair so it falls flat out.

Her hair is EXTREMELY long I know it is a hassle to deal with. My headcanon is that Alucard definitely helped her untangle her hair sometimes, when Walter isn't around. Integra would not want to bother Walter like late at night just to brush her hair and I know she probably have Walter or maybe maids (though we didn't see any) assisted her but they cannot be there 24/7 just to helps her put things up especially when it's like midnight. And she stays up late a lot. It would be cute to think about, it's midnight and he's in her bedroom, brushing her hair and his reflection does not shows on the mirror, she can only hear and feel him tugging her hair. Maybe they chat idly, or maybe they're quiet, just run with the idea! I love to think about soft intimate moments between them like that!!! Maybe he was the one who helped curled her hair!! Let's be delulu!!!

Talking about delulu, there was also this that I noticed. This is very random but also sounds like it makes sense (if we are delusional enough). So we know Hirano Kohtah drew inspiration from both the Stoker's novel and the Coppola's movie. He didn't say which one he referenced more than the other. And, Coppola version is known for using green as the colour coding to signify Dracula's bride. Mina Harker played by Winona Rider wears majorly green. Majorly of her wardrobe is green. Dracula's wife who died in the beginning also wears majorly green.

This was used in adaptations especially the stageplays. First is the Korean Dracula musical, second is BBC Dracula (this is actually a spoiler alert)

There is also this version of Dracula and Jonathan Harker's Tango by Polish National Opera, where we can all see Jonathan wears a green waistcoat.

Okay alright, now who in Hellsing wears a green coat majorly of the time on anime. Who I wonder !!! (THE ANSWER IS INTEGRA DUH). That is why I very oftenly draw her with green clothing! I see there are interpretations that colour her coat brown like a leather jacket. I love that too!!!! Inside my head tho, I most of the time colour her wearing green because of this reason.

If i remember anything else I will talk about it in more posts. There is the headcanon about how Alucard is only shown to be drinking blood type A and Integra have blood type A, not really a headcanon tho, kinda canon. But i need to collect the infos again because I don't have it here with me. I will make another post about this later when I have time tho!!!

Okay to the less tame headcanons!!!!!!! I have a concrete belief that Alucard is a stone top in the sense that he doesn't want to be touched without initiation, overally he would prefer to be the one who service Integra rather than let her touch him (could be explained to be due to his past trauma). I have a LOT of different nsfw headcanons in different situations. One of the headcanons is asexual Alucard. Presumably, vampires in the setting of Hellsing are infertile, as they already state vampires procreate through bites. There is no mentioning of copulation. So I assume they're dead and therefore infertile. There is probably no way for them to be physically aroused at all. But more than that, I think Alucard doesn't perceive sexual actions the way human perceive it as sexual. Since he does not have physical reaction to such actions, it didn't click with him to perceive it in the sexual sense.

HOWEVER, he's a spineless people pleaser when it comes to Integra. And that they have a telepathic link, I think it function in a way that if her mood is excited he can kind of sense her high. He probably LOVE to service her and just get her off, and so he could go on for hours just focusing on pleasing her without needing to satisfy himself physically because he probably can't orgasm in the human way. Alucard's desire seems more like hunger than sexual to me. Integra could just offer to let him eat her out during her period and he would be screaming YIPEEE!! off the roof jumping up and down excitedly clapping his hands wagging his tails. Actually I'm kinda baffled that this isn't more common in their nsfw fics like I thought there would be more contents about him eating her period out! We need to starts working people chop chop! (Im so hungry I would eat any alutegra contents atp). In short, my homeboy Alucard is asexual and autistic and his special interest is Integra!! He probably stims by eating her out!!! I KNOW for a fact she and her arousal probably smelled and tasted good asf to him during their session! On Integra's side, it probably take lots of times for her to get used to being the only one receiving and not feel guilty about it. She might be slightly concerned that she's hogging all the attention without doing anything in return before she sees how enthusiastic Alucard is about pleasing her and he probably had to reassured her plenty of times that he does not need anything in return because servicing her is already too good for him! And that he felt like he is the one benefitting more from this since he gets to touch and eat and lick her all he wanted !! They reminds me of the video of a cat grooming the forehead of a rabbit, both of them thought theyre the one benefitting more from the interaction, since cats groom others to express dominance and authority while rabbits receiving groom are the superior ones. It's cute! Integra is too much of a pillow princess, to me she's very much of the type that would just laze around and demand to be pampered and taken care of! A true commander who boss people around!!

On the topic of preference and sexuality, besides that I think Alucard is demipanromantic asexual, I think Integra is gynephilic. To me Alucard looks pretty feminine in the manga. She probably sees his other forms and think well I should unpack something about myself but I have a job so idrc bout that rn.

Off to the next topic!!! Still about nsfw headcanon tho!!! This time I'm talking about the dom/sub dynamic in bed if they ever want to get really freaky!!!!!! I think they takes turn playing around with roles and scenarios, especially scenarios, they love the banters and probably do lots of play pretened. In my headcanon, Alucard is probably a soft dom in the sense that he praise her relentlessly and overstimulate her and might hurt her and push her limits a bit if she asked for it beforehanded and sweet talk her to it. I think even his degrading insults sounds sweet like "pretty cocksleeve". However, Integra is definitely a mean dom that do neglect play A Lot. She could just tie him up and then leave the room. For someone so twitchy like Alucard that is definitely a sorts of torture. He's too much of a masochist for pain that you cannot really punish him in anyway that matters except if Integra just leave him alone. Alucard seems like the extremely touchy type he would love to have his hands grabbing her though their session so binding could count as torture to him. Alucard is like the type of dom that gives too much pleasure and Integra is the type that whips before kiss. But I think afterwards she gives sweetest aftercare by non-sexual physical actions like stroking and petting his hair and scratching his back or something. I think Alucard as a dom is the kind to utilize words more than any risky actions while Integra is the type of dom that would insult him occasionally through their session but mostly use rough actions, maybe knifeplay too! Or forcing sacramental breads and holy water down his throat!! It's not that she enjoy torturing him but she enjoy seeing her authority over him and how easy and how far he gives up his bodily autonomy for her!!! Power play is the basis of all their sessions I know that is a fact!!! But regardless, they would never cross each other's boundaries. I know they cared for each other too much to dare even think of that. Same situation like that when Alucard plays the dom too, he get kicks from feeling useful to her and knowing she trust him enough to let him take care of her. I see that they have immense amount of reliance and trust in each other. That's so cute!!!

ERM THANK YOU FOR LISTENING and THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUESTION. I only remember to say this much but maybe if my memory tugs up something else I would let everyone knows!!! Do feel free to ask for any other things maybe questions would help scratch a headcanon off my brain somehow.

[mityenka]

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

[gayfrasier]

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[minicy]

I love talking to kids about disability bc

1. they often just Get It, and

2. they have 0 concept of disability as a tragedy or something pitiable.

I've watched kids get into an argument with a teacher bc they thought wheelchairs were cool. I told a kid that I can't stand for too long sometimes and they replied, "That's okay, I can't do cartwheels sometimes, but I just do other stuff then. You can sit down with me if you want". Today a girl asked me what the headphones on a classmate's desk were for and I told her that headphones are important for some kids because noises bother them, and she said she wished she had headphones at home, because her baby brothers make a lot of noise and it makes it hard to think. The idea that different people could use tools at different times is intuitive and simple and when accessibility aids are explained neutrally, kids don't see them as bad or unfortunate, they're just things that are useful.

Even mental disability!! In Kindergarten the other day one of the kids asked me why his table partner got stickers when nobody else did. I started off by saying, "Well, when you do your work well, it feels good, right? That's your brain giving you a reward," and the kid just right away went, "Oh, and the stickers are like his reward?" YES! You are 5 and have a better grasp on ADHD than most adults! Kids blow me away every day.

[einaudis]

Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[solrookera]

PSA

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[shopwitchvamp]

Just wanted to share some shockingly good news in these difficult times. The full article is really worth reading. [Find it here]

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[hauntingrabbits]

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