#hozier protector of the lesbians

[inatriestostudy]

when were y'all gonna tell me that hozier's music helps so fucking much with period cramps??

i played some random hozier playlist while waiting for the painkillers to help and the pain went from excruciating to slightly bearable too fast for this to not be some lesbian protector spell

[livingfictionsystem]

Get to Know the Alters: Rune Hallows

Origin:

Split from Sparrow after age 15 when Living Fiction met Kirra, one of our worst abusers. Rune was thought to take the brunt of Kirra's demanding nature and abuse to protect Sparrow's more bold and outspoken personality, whereas Rune learned much more restraint, patience, and malicious compliance.

General interests:

Reading, including book clubs. Astrology, Tarot, manifestation, elements, nature, lesbian culture, cats, raccoons, and wolves.

Music taste:

Aurora, Hozier, Lindsey Stirling, Skillet, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Nightwish, Shireen, Ethel Cain, Starset, Halestorm, Lord Huron, Genitorturers, Florence and the Machine, Phildel.

Food taste:

Spaghetti and meatballs, scampi, steak.

Favorite shows:

Hasbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Good Omens, Wolf's Rain, Code Geass, Shadow and Bone.

Dating:

Only relationship seems to have been with Aria in late teens---expresses attraction to femmes, has a solid crush on a protector in the system.

Aesthetic:

Black, silver, and teal, primarily turtlenecks. Prefers a 'witchy' vibe and loves constellation and moon patterns. Will also lean into dark academia.

Favorite films:

Princess Mononoke, Kiki's Delivery Service, Balto 2, Holes, Zenon, Forget Me Not, Midsommer, Hereditary, I'm Thinking of Ending Things, Synecdoche, Underworld, AeonFlux.

Favorite Books/Writers:

V.E. Schwab (Villains), Leigh Bardugo (Ninth House), Sarah J. Maas (Crescent City), Liar, Dreamer, Thief by Maria Dong, Bianca Torre Is Afraid of Everything by Justine Pucella Winans, If Tomorrow Doesn't Come by Jen St. Jude.

Drink taste:

Coffee, black or green tea. Red wine with the exception of cabernet, white claw, vodka drinks like Cosmopolitans.

Dream Job:

Book critic.

[awkward-penguin-in-a-trenchcoat]

not to be too religious here but my lord and savior, protector of lesbians, Andrew Hozier Byrne has graced us with Unreal Unearth on this fine day of August 18th and i shall be found praying and chanting the harmonies of it for the foreseeable future

[honeyitsalright]

imagine being loved by me

talk, hozier

[50-shades-of-beige]

The holy trinity.

[microglia]

wasteland baby is good actually

[absentfather]

Did I do this because I was bored and I thought it would be funny as some of my oc’s fit this, yes, yes I did.

[we-be-out-here]

the greek gods were sculpted after hozier no i do not take criticism

[thegodlessvoid]

steve harrington DESERVES to join the thor and hozier club of lesbian protectors

[trashy-greyjoy]

the power rangers, but it’s thor, fox mulder, steve harrington, and hozier and they only protect lesbians.

[thegayosborn]

Actually fuck it. I propose a new MCU character who's played by Hozier and is also Thor's boyfriend. I shall take no criticism whatsoever.

[inatriestostudy]

lucifer was falling fast from heaven, but as he briefly passed the land of humans, he stopped to give us hozier - not demonic, not angelic, not something in between, but a mixture of both.

[almost-intelligent]

Every time I listen to Hozier or see his stupid tree-man face it feels like a spiritual awakening all over again

[pjoveteran]

At this point i'm so far deep into the mystical fae realm Hozier transports me to with his singing I'll never enjoy any other music ever

Help

[muhknz]

I don’t listen to Hozier’s music but I enjoy his online presence and I trust him with my life

[reddiemorelikeredyee]

The special Valentine's Day album was released after bassist Mike Hanlon let it slip during an interview that the band had "many love songs written and laying around. Probably enough for a whole album." Twitter was livid and #sharkpuppyvday was trending, with each band member receiving thousands of mentions a minute until the official Twitter account posted a picture of a Valentine's Day Card on fire, with the words "We fucking got the message, alright!" and a release date at the bottom. On the date written, Crush was released to critical and public acclaim. There are 7 love songs, one written by each band member. Then there are three silly bonus tracks afterward.

Track List

1. Set Me Aflame written by Ben Hanscom. A surprise appearance on the album, considering Hanscom's bandmates vowed to never let him write a love song again after 'Winter Fire'. This ballad on guitar is about Hanscom's long time girlfriend and bandmate, Beverly Marsh. Just as beautifully sappy and romantic as his last song, this track talks about romance finally beginning rather than pining. Vocals on record by Ben Hanscom.

2. He's A Poet written by Beverly Marsh. This song pairs with Hanscom's song, his literally leading into hers. Marsh claims Hanscom "basically wrote this song for her" since the chorus is a poem he wrote for her when he asked her out on their first date. The song describes going from harsh, abusive words to the healing and words of a poet. Vocals on record by Beverly Marsh.

3. Farmer Boy written by William 'Big Bill' Denbrough. A country song rumored to be about bandmate, Mike Hanlon. Denbrough describes a man with muscles and kind heart, who "literally swept me away". A sweet and cute song that became a surprise hit on the app Tik Tok for meme videos. However, Denbrough seems totally unaware of this. When asked in an interview how he felt about this, he replied, "I don't know what a Tick Tock is. Like a clock?!" The audio clip from that interview also became a hit on Tik Tok. Vocals on record by William 'Big Bill' Denbrough.

4. Coke Bottle Glasses written by Eddie Kasbrak. Kaspbrak laments in this song about when he first got a crush as a kid on his now boyfriend and bandmate, Richie Tozier. Kaspbrak lists all of the things wrong with Tozier, from his appearance to his sense of humor, but then concedes that those are the reasons why he has fallen in love. Vocals on record by Eddie Kasprak

5. I Love You, Man written by Mike Hanlon. Rumored to be paired with Denbrough's song, Hanlon sings of a slow romance, love letters, and sharing a comforting drink in front of a fire in a room in a cabin somewhere where no one will bother them. Vocals on record by Mike Hanlon.

6. Freckles and Brown Eyes written by Richie Tozier. Written about his boyfriend and bandmate, Eddie Kaspbrak, Tozier describes staring at Kaspbrak when they were kids and all the things he loved about him, an everlasting love that transcends time. Tozier pours his soul into this track and leaves it bared within the notes. Vocals on record by Richie Tozier.

7. Blissful Rituals written by Stanley Uris. Uris claims this is written about his wife, Patty. However, the song is about two balls of moss decaying into nothing. There are many fan theories on what this could possibly mean. The song has become popular amongst lesbians on tumblr and Uris is now a 'lesbian protector' with the likes of singer Hozier. Vocals on record by Stanley Uris.

Bonus Tracks

1. I F****d Big Bill written by Ben Hanscom, Beverly Marsh, Eddie Kaspbrak, Mike Hanlon, Richie Tozier, and Stanley Uris. In this ridiculous and playful song, each bad member, in increasingly inappropriate detail, describes having intercourse with bandmate William Denbrough. Each one's account wildly differentiates from the last. Descriptions range from rough or sweet and romantic, top or bottom, fast or slow, a one time thing or a continuing affair, and any other number of things. Vocals on record by Ben Hanscom, Beverly Marsh, Eddie Kaspbrak, Mike Hanlon, Richie Tozier, and Stanley Uris.

2. Crush Me (With Those Thighs) written by Richie Tozier. The title is self-explanatory. Vocals on record by Richie Tozier.

3. The Librarian Checked Me Out written by William 'Big Bill' Denbrough. A more risqué and flirty version of his other song on this album, this is instead about making out with and groping a muscular man in the stacks of a library. Also heavily rumored to be about bandmate Mike Hanlon. Vocals on record by William 'Big Bill' Denbrough.