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There is no God

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#I hate gacha games#so much#my husband#my hubby#no one ask#just don’t#Im ashamed#I really am#kinda venty#I did this while my whole neighborhood was with out wifi#dude my phones hot spot is ass!#i am so tired#Im such a simp#God dammit#harry potter#harry potter magic awakened#hpma#magic awakened#hp magic awakened#netease games
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gotta love how nancy's home office is turning up. excellent taste, darlin
#nancy landgraab#geoffrey landgraab#she has a whole lil board full of pinned pics too#girly is very into her hubby and fair thats one goodlooking moustache pixel golden retriever of a man good on ya nancy amazing catch#ts4#tbf i havent played in a while now my wifi is as good as dead i just found the folder where these screenshots were stored#i miss this chaos of a family i miss my darlin geoff
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that isn't very holy of you :/
Yandere church boy x gn!reader
It came out shittier than I hoped for. Not proofread 🌺 I'll fix this when I have the time
Tw: religious themes, noncon mention, minor cult mention

✝️ you had just arrived in the small town of morning star. Having been needing a break from the city life, you rented a one bedroom cabin close by. Planning on staying here for a month, you quickly headed towards your new home, very eager to start exploring the area
✝️ wandering around the town square, it seemed everyone knew eachother. A family like community perhaps? Maybe that's why they all kept staring at you as passed through, must not be use to new faces
✝️that was until a group of children approached, asking you to come play ball with them. You couldn't say no to their puppy dog eyes, and the adult's judgemental stares so you agreed. And it was fun surprisingly! You noticed none of the children had any phones.. or the grown up's for that matter
✝️your first week there you were unsettled, but you just pushed it off as the townsfolks strange behavior, Focusing on unpacking and enjoying your stsy. Until one of the school teachers, a kindergarten one, knocked on your door on a sunday
"hi there honey! On behalf of the people I'd like to sincerely apologize for the cold welcome. It's just been a hard year for all of us! So to make it up you, won't you come to church with us on this fine morning?"
✝️ whether or not you're religious yourself, she managed to convince you to come along. Chatting the whole walk there. Talking about her husband, her children. She mentioned something about having a son your age but you weren't really paying attention
✝️ walking through the grand double doors of the church house, she sat you on the front row with the pastors family, next to a young man. You were startled as she sat on the other side of you, leaning in to whisper In Your ear as she pointed at the pastor preaching
"that's my hubby right there. He's a handsome fella ain't he?"
✝️david looked at his mother in disbelief, he told her a few a times he found you attractive and now look at her! He could practically see the gears turning in her head. thankfully you seemed preoccupied thinking, so he did his best to seem normal while his poor heart beated 300 mph
✝️after the sermon, david turned to you and have you a sheepish smile
"hi.. my name's David, but you can call me dave.. its.. nice to meet you"
✝️you and David hit it off, unlike all the other people. He didn't constantly talk about praising god and forcing his religion down your throat. He was kind, understanding. Laughing at your jokes and nodding along to your words. He never met someone so.. ethereal
✝️growing up, he had a hard time believing in his small towns "god". Watching them cut up and sacrifice newcomers to their false idols, he felt sick to the pit of his stomach heading their screams. But he could definitely devote his cause to you...
✝️he trapped you in this shitty town when he asked you out on a little date a few days later. Unaware he drugged your food and dragging you into his home, waking up chained to a bed. You couldn't tell how long you've been there, but every time you'd try to escape he'd punish you in bed. Not letting you cum or overstimulating you to the point of tears. Why would you want to leave something that can make you feel so good?
✝️he grew up desensitized to blood and gore, so he's confused when you're screaming and crying. Why are you doing that? Don't you know that this is what happens to bad spouses? What do you mean you're not married either? ofcourse you are. Stop being so difficult...
✝️nobody blinks an eye when he strides into town with you on a collar and leash. And that's when you realized, you should have left earlier. Because the whole town was sick in the head. It wasn't like you could call for help because he fucking destroyed your electronics and the people don't even have phones. Something about wifi signals can brainwash you
✝️ he's whipped for you, that much you can obviously tell. but he's smarter than he looks. Eating dinner with his family is just painful,since all they talk about is God god god. It hurts your ears with how often they just Randomly start singing praises. It's bad enough they force you to watch their cult church activities...
✝️if you give in to his demands, he'll let you off the leash but you have to stay close by at all times. If you don't, he'll have to make his punishments a little more extreme. There's also a possibility he'll force you to help around the town. whether that be looking after the children or just running around doing errands. The shock bracelet on your ankle stops you from running into the woods..
✝️if you don't, well.. you wouldn't mind if you became permanently handicapped right?
"don't be so difficult sweetie.. just stay still and it'll cut right through okay?'
#queenie ocs#yandere x darling#queenie writes#yandere x reader#yandere#yandere male#yandere male x reader#ocs#male yandere#Yandere oc#yandere oc x reader#yandere oc x y/n#yandere oc x you#Yandere boyfriend#Yandere church boy x reader#David the church boy#yandere blog#tw yandere#yandere boy#yandere community#yandere thoughts
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I'm so NOT sorry for adding some thoughts from Cait..about Sam's ramrodding down at Caitriona🤭 wify felt a little caught and couldn't believe hubby said things like that AGAIN in front of an interviewer🤣
#caitriona balfe#outlander fanfic#sam and caitriona#sam heughan#claire fraser#outlander#jamie and claire#outlanderedit#outlander starz#outlander books#outlander series#sam cait#samcait#jammf#james alexander malcolm mackenzie fraser#claire randall#claire beauchamp#balfe#naughty Scotsman#hubby and wifey
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I'M GOING INSANE????????????? WAAAAAAAAAAAA
HIIII :DDDD
heehee some of these are Silly but do whichever ones you want!!!!
Serpico: 7 (lol)
Delano (in or out of kayfabe): 5, 9
any of The Thems: 30, 33, 34
MW: 17, 28
Seprico:
7. favorite animal? Why?
…
Delano (in kayfabe!):
5. how do they typically dress? does their wardrobe lean more towards practicality or aesthetics?
All black, silver, and neon or dark blue. He wears a lot of leather and spandex pants. He has his little bra thing but I think he’s also a fan of crop tops, both with sleeves and without. Knee high black boots!!! He has semi functional knee and elbow armor. I think he would be down to wear actual leg plate armor. He has a bunch random studded belts and silver chains. Finally he has his bayonetta glasses :3. I think there’s probably just a bunch of random wires on his glasses and his clothes (and inside of him) at any random time. The funny thing is I don’t think he actually thinks about what he’s wearing ever. Like the Computer turned him into big tough guy and now he just kinda spawns in at places looking like That.
9. favorite food? least favorite? are they a picky eater? do they have any dietary restrictions?
I mean he’s a Computer so I’m not sure if he can eat. He would probably chew on wires in a weird cannibalistic sex ritual way.
TWINK:
30. do they smell like anything notable?
Roses because I’ve been watching too much Utena. Possibly chemicals depending on when you find him.
33.
Ohhhhhh okay.
Love Interest sees him like she sees the skyscrapers in east Deisoph. Beautiful, clean, shining, a promise of something better, impossible, and most of all, untouchable. She literally views Twink as a statue of what he could be rather than what he is. All of his kindness and cruelty towards her might as well been the judgement of God. There are times maybe when the barrier between them fades, and for a moment they act like childhood friends (equals) rather than a prince and his knight. But always one of them breaks this illusion before the other can, and they once more resume their roles.
Boy. Boy simultaneously sees him as both the worst of the slums of west deisoph, and the best of the east. I think boy very much has a primal sort of jealousy towards twink. Boy feels like twink has something he lacks and desperately wants. (he is lacking something. He found it a ditch. He doesn’t want it.) is it intelligence? Is it status? Is it wealth? I don’t think so. Twink is in some ways a god to deisoph. Boy wants that, he wants people to recognize him as such. Boy hates twink for being a false prophet, and loves him for being a prophet at all. Twink is both great and terrible indeed .
Girl see through him. Or at she thinks she does. Sometimes. Girl sees the filth in Twink because she was born in it. She knows there a ditch (or moreso a bottomless hole) inside of him where something important (something human) should be. She wants this Twink DEAD!!!!!…… But for real she hates him. So much. But her hatred towards Twink might be one of the few times she doubts herself? Is there something so *wrong* with him? Or is it just that he taking away her literal other half? Does she hate him because Boy is looking for something in him that’s in her. Idk.
I’m not sure how this turned into a Twink = Deisoph thing but *wrench watch dogs 2 voice* arent we *all* Deisoph when you really think about it?
34. how would your character describe themselves? it doesn't have to line up with how they really are.
He has surpassed being self aware. He literally does not think about himself ever because, in his mind, he does not exist in the context of other people. Everything is him. He is everything. There may be hiccups along the way, but everything will succumb to his will eventually. He’s goal oriented, always looking ahead. I don’t think he will ever be satisfied until Deisoph is a reflection of his face in a pond.
MASKED WITCH MY BELOVED:
17. how’d they spend her free time as a kid?
Alexa play “when will my life begin” from tangled. She did all of that stuff.
28. Affection stuff (too lazy to copy and paste)
Very stiff. You will get a head tilt and a very stiff hug. The snakes will lick and hug (more like strangle but they have good intentions) u tho.
#AJFKHKJSWGKJFGHKJFHJKEFRG#AEAHJGGHJHHHGHGHHGHGHHGGGHHHH#MY DAD IS TELLING ME TO WRITE MY THINGGGGGGG BUT. DEISOPH.........#anyways obsessed with how your outfit thing is like. kinds of stuff he wears and when I answered it I listed the one outfit I draw 🔧 in and#went “eh it probably wears other stuff too lol”#also our wifi is gone. and my dad is yelling at me#asking you for help as well#bella said something#wubby my hubby
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wang zuxian王祖贤Joey Wang ❤ wu yanzu吴彦祖Daniel Wu
wang zuxian王祖贤Joey Wang ❤Miyazawa Rie宮沢りえ
Cnetizens: 'Damn girl, she's so lucky to have both a hubby and a wifie, she really follows monogamy (one husband, one wife)' 'Teacher, I want to peep at Daniel's bath too'
#china#video#fashion#lmao#movies#is there a more accurate translation for 死丫头?it's so funny to say it in chinese but i don't know if there is an exact term in english#like cnetizens call 于正yu zheng 死丫头siyatou that's just hilarious#lass?minx?chick?
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If my hubby would go on a trek in Nepal for weeks (?) I'd be SO anxious even if I'd know it's his passion. I do not know how C's feels about this but to me it s a big proof of Love and trust. Now I am wondering if that was maybe what S meant by trial separation. Is there even signals where they go hiking ? I am a total noob about hikes but I guess if they are busy walking from camp to camp with sometimes bad condition there is no time for call and texts ?
Dear So Anxious Anon,
Well, good for you then, since your own 'hubby' is most probably nowhere near such an endeavor, isn't it?
While I do agree this certainly looks like a 'big proof of Love and trust', I so wish people would stop projecting their own emotions upon two strangers they never met and/or never have anything else to share with than a very superficial fan interaction.
You can imagine I am no expert in hikes, treks and climbing (🥶). Still, let's see if Google is our friend, shall we?
We know from that terrible Flaunt Magazine interview what his likely itinerary is going to be:

Relevant info is literally just one click away:



[Source: https://www.acethehimalaya.com/wifi-and-internet-access-during-everest-base-camp-trek/]
As you can see, there are several reliable options which are very easy to access, if still on the expensive side. There has been a tremendous effort to gradually offer the best possible connectivity to the area, for obvious reasons: safety, security and access to help, in case of an incident. If you want to go even further, you'd probably find this short (but recent) National Geographic paper absolutely fascinating - it is even written in simple English and adapted to educational purposes, so very clear: https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/meet-sherpa-bringing-wi-fi-everest/
Thousands of trekkers make video calls, post on Instagram and text while taking the trip. I don't see why S wouldn't do the same, in order to document what clearly is a dream came true and keep in touch with his family and loved ones.
I am sorry if this sounds perhaps less exciting than the usual fanfic this fandom has been plagued with since Day One. If you came here for reassurance, I can reasonably offer it to you: I know he'll be fine and that's all we need to know, for now. He is not alone, he does this with a friendly expert, he probably also does this for a lucrative purpose, in which case the trip will be properly documented (even if it is, as I am speculating, perhaps just a preliminary one). Factoring in all of the above, you can imagine it's not a stroll in the park, but not an ordeal, either.
Give the guy some credit. And stop acting like his mom, he's got one and I guarantee you she is a formidable person, who probably knows and trusts her son better than almost everyone else- I don't have to be Mrs. Graham to know this, just common sense at play, really.
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DOVES IN THE WIND

cast ! gojo satoru + y/n { fem body. she/they pronouns. }
wc ! 1.1k
tldr ! y/n hates a guy so much.. she fucks him!
content ! pussy eating + mild dirty talk + drug use
a/n ! MDNI . thank you all so much for 400 followers! this is my gift to you all, a two parter! also have some ex hubby eren coming back… send it your suggestions & enjoy! 🐁
“The fuck are you doing here?”
“Chill..Was this invitation only?”
“We have a strict no douche policy”
“Well then, guess I have nothing to worry about.”
I huffed as Gojo pushed past me, walking into my kitchen like he owned the place. Body way too fucking relaxed for my comfortability. Did he even bring any liquor to the function? A joint? Shit, a deck of cards? Of course not, yet everyone screamed his name in joy as soon as he was spotted. My eyes rolled as I followed him, just to make sure he didn’t slip a bottle in his pants or some shit.
“Cmon Y/n… loosen up” his voice boomed, smirking at me once he saw the glare painted on my face. I wanted to grip his lips in my hand and rip off that smug look. “I know you’re used to being loose but.. i’m good the way I am” I shot back, a bitter, buttery smile coming onto my face. This was the first party of my college spring break and I held the honor of planning it. I had to be sure that everything was perfect. So far, everyone was drunk or cross faded but me. Sighing out, I decided to simply ignore the frosted haired freak pouring a round of shots for everyone out of a bottle he simply did not own.
Call me a tight ass but, Gojo deserves not a lick of sympathy from me. Not only did he make my life a living hell with the constant flirting in high school— he also didn’t stop once we entered college. I feel like he has some sort of weird fetish when it comes to being cussed out by me, not to shame anyone of course. I would be chill with it if I was getting paid.. or if he wasn’t so annoying. Taking two shots back to back, my face twisted into a grimace before refocusing once again, eyes deciding to land on Gojo. Fuck. He was coming over.
Quickly, I took a swig out of the bottle, fuck the cup. I couldn’t bear looking at his smug face without a little assistance.
“Y/n.. my bad for just waltzing into your house. Your roommate invited me..” she invited this douche? I'm turning off the wifi tomorrow. Y/n tuned back in at a comment that piqued their interest. “Can I roll you a joint?”. Ah, so you did decide to bring something instead of being a freeloader they thought to themself.
“Sure. I would never say no to free drugs”
Now, since when did free drugs equal making out with your sworn enemy? Was it because of that last shot of Casamigos? Tequila goes straight to my fat mama, I knew that. What I didn’t know is that I would find myself in my bedroom with the Gojo Satoru, shirt thrown on my floor and a sock hanging off my door handle. Gojo’s hands ran from my shoulders to my chest, groping my boobs through my lace bra. My hands were fumbling through his hair, my legs moving backwards to walk us to my bed.
I swear they had a mind of their own.
“This is the real Y/n, huh? This is what you’ve been hiding from me?” Gojo chuckled, ignoring the way Y/n mumbled for him to shut up. Their hands fought to get the other undressed first, Y/n now only in their panties. Gojo gently pushed them onto the bed, hands massaging her hips as his lips ran across their neck. His tongue swirled, lips latching onto the tender spots she had told not a single soul about. “You gonna eat this pussy or what” Y/n asked bluntly, earning a snort from Gojo.
“What happened to please?” he chuckled, mouth slowly running down to close around her puffy nipples. His hands made themselves busy, pulling down Y/n’s panties before palming her cunt. A finger slid between their folds before slipping inside of them. A second joined the first immediately, pumping and curling deeper into her heaven as his eyes looked down on the way her face reacted to those tender areas being stimulated. Gojo’s thumb pressed against their clit, rotating as his fingers increased in speed.
“So that’s what you like, huh? Like when I stretch that cunt? I can feel you tightening around me.. gonna cum already?”
Y/n scoffed, trying to sound annoyed through her breathy moans. “Of c-course not.. don’t… don’t flatter yourself.” As catty as she was being, they didn’t want for him to stop. His mouth replaced his thumb, tongue swirling around their clit, flicking against it before pressing down flatly— head shaking from left to right. His fingers never stopped, his free hand holding Y/n down against the bed as her body trembled and squirmed. Fuck. Gojo was annoying but he sure knew how to eat pussy. His face came up for a brief moment, chin and eyes glistening for different reasons.
“You on the pill?”
*Record scratch*
What the fuck was I doing here? No seriously like.. I have GOT to be drunk off my ass. Did this fucking guy think we were about to be passionately fucking? I was just trying to give fat mama her time to shine! She deserved a little nibble.
“Uhh.. yes but..” shit. Why did Y/n feel so awkward? The high was coming down and although she could hear her cunt basically squeaking out his name between the now annoying throbs— maybe this wasn’t a good idea. Gojo liked to talk and Y/n didn’t want to be yet another one of his topics. “You should head back downstairs..”. Gojo immediately brought his body up completely, expression looking as if he was trying to figure out how to respond like his ego wasn’t just hit with an uppercut.
“Ah.. got it.” he smiled, standing as his cock stood with him. Looking down, his face tinted pink, hands going to cover himself. “Nice sheets.” he shot, chuckling as he walked out leaving Y/n alone, naked and horny. Looking down at her pompompurin themed bedspread they sighed, plopping backwards in hopes of falling through the mattress.
I didn’t know which one was worse, my hangover or my anxiety. Fuck it, both of those bitches were tied. I had successfully managed to make my way around campus without running into.. you know who. Now, all I had to do was go home and wait until my skull wasn’t being cracked open by my poor decisions.
Gojo was waiting at my car. How did he still look good after last night? I wanted to punch him in his annoying, smug face. “Can we talk?” he asked, throwing me off guard. Why so serious? I looked around before giving my attention back to him, “fine but… let’s go to my house. I don’t want to be seen out here with you.”
“Lead the way.”
#obanaispy#oswrites#anime#jjk smut#anime smut#gojo smut#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu gojo
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XIU, I'VE COME TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP ONCE AGAIN TO MANIFEST SYLUS'S AND CALEB'S NEW CARDS FOR ME 🤧🤍🐾
✨️💖✨️💖✨️ OUR DEARLY BELOVED DRAGON HUBBY AND OUR PRECIOUS APPLE HUBBY, ALL OF YOUR PRETTY, SEXY WIFIES NEED BOTH YOUR BOOTYLICIOUS SELVES TO COME HOME SOON SO WE CAN FROLIC IN FLOWERS AND WE WILL BE 🎶WALKING THROUGH THE SUNSHINE🎶 THIS 🎶SPRING TIME🎶 TOGETHER FOREVER OKAY 🌸🌼🌷🪻 ✨️💖✨️💖✨️
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Its a Vibe (Free of Ghosts)

Over the last several years my birthday has been a week-long celebration. My 30th was spent relaxing on a beach and partying in Aruba with my best friend, which ushered in the trend to always do something lavish for my birthday. I maintained this tradition with vacations and spa treatments over the years. However, things started to change when I turned 40. One, I was pregnant, and two, it was during the covid years, thus severely altering how I could celebrate. Last year we took a trip to the Philippines as a 40th redux, and to give me much needed R&R since our move abroad earlier that year was pretty rough. It was an amazing trip, but it wasn’t the “all about me” birthday vacation I had gotten used to. Sunbeam had just started to ween off breastfeeding, so I was pumping for relief and doing my best to maintain her schedule while we were away. On our return home Sunbeam got sick in the airport leaving us quarantined in a tiny hospital room for 2 days with all our luggage, no wifi, cell phone service, or drinking water, and a toilet leaking all over the floor. But that’s a story for another time.
This past birthday the realization set in that the old days of sipping champagne all day aren’t returning; but it’s okay because my life is evolving, and change is a natural part of growth. At first I felt the need to cling to my old bday tradition to hold on to my “bad b*tch” aesthetic. Being able to splurge on myself and luxuriate for several days made me confident and independent. However, now I’m in a place where trying to uphold those traditions along with my new responsibilities is much harder. It’s not impossible, but definitely requires a lot more effort and planning, which can feel like a lot.
So what does a good birthday look like now? Earlier this year we took a family vacation to the Maldives, and were planning a visit back west around the holidays, so traveling was not an option. I thought about what brings me joy now, as a woman with a family. Hearing the happy squeals of my child brings me life, so I opted to bring Sunbeam to an indoor play gym in the morning, since she’s still a little too young to really enjoy Disney. We had the place to ourselves. Later that evening, my husband arranged for our nanny to come so we could enjoy the evening out. He planned a beautiful evening. We ate a 6 course meal in a private room at the top of a building with a breathtaking view of the city. I was all dressed up and felt beautiful. I thoroughly enjoyed spending the day with my family.
As my life continues to evolve, my birthday celebration has to take other factors into account. This encouraged me to reexamine my perspective on what makes my birthday meaningful, and embrace what comes with evolution. I’m grateful for the way my life is progressing and all the new experiences it brings, which makes these changes all the more welcome.
Now on another note….this birthday also indicated that an ex situationship has FINALLY moved on. I met my husband back in 2016, and with any new relationship it may take some time for ex lingerers to officially cut ties. But when I was done or over a person, I would totally disappear, they’d never hear from me again. So when Hubby and I met, I may have gotten a rogue text here or there, but for the most part we just moved forward uninterrupted.
But there was one. An ex? Not sure you could call him that, it really never got that serious, so I’ll just say someone I dated briefly. This person would send happy birthday texts every year to no response. This shockingly went on for 6 YEARS. There were no other messages exchanged in between, because we weren’t in contact. But every year without fail I’d get a random text filled with bitmoji. One year the text came with 6 different Bitmojis…. I thought about responding a few times just to say I’m married, or I’m married and pregnant, or I’m married with a kid and don’t even live in the country anymore. But I couldn’t figure out how to bring that up with a happy birthday text, and also didn’t feel conversing, so opted for cold silence instead.
These messages were especially surprising because he was the “i’m so busy” type. He made it very clear he was suuuper busy with all of his goals, so he needed to be focused. He was the type that presented as if he had it all figured out, while he questioned my ambition. The reality was, we just had different goals. But somewhere between my mid twenties and early thirties I fully accepted that I wasn’t going to be everyone’s cup of tea, which allowed me to stay grounded and not take negative things men said to me seriously. It was usually them, and not me. I’m not claiming to be perfect, but I stand by that assessment. I also didn’t try to change anyone’s mind, so when our communication gradually faded, it was all good.
At first, the birthday messages made sense, right? We were cool, there were no hard feelings. So the first time I got a text after all communication completely stopped I responded “wow, I can’t believe you remembered, thank you”. The following year, “thank you!!!” But in 2018 I decided, I wasn’t going to respond anymore messages, to send the message, MOVE ON. But he continued, he sent birthday texts year after year, to no response. I was slightly amused, but more so confused. Like, what was the reason!?! We weren’t friends. I’ll never know what his motivations were, but for the first time in seven years the birthday texts finally stopped. I think he’s finally got the hint and moved on, good for him.
#black woman#living abroad#expat#black family#stay at home mothers#blackgirlbloggers#birthday post#birthday#girls trip#ghosting#ex situationship#birthday dinner#birthday trip#move on
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The way PP looks at his girl pals.... I would surround hubby Joely like that with my lips hands presence body conversation fucking aura I'll be around him like this and he will look at his wify like this...
#to be looked like that
PERIOD. No one is more obsessed with joel than wifey (when she ovulates). And you've told him he looks pretty fuckable today and he's just like.... so in love. Puppy blown wide eyed as you tell him all the depraved nasty shit you're gonna do to him when he fucks you upside down till Sunday and then get milkshakes and maybe a butt rub too
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Wei Wuxian: Hey Lan Zhan?
Lan Wangji: Mn?
Wei Wuxian: Are your hands heavy? Because I can hold them! *Holds Lan Wangji's hands*
Lan Wangji:
Lan Wamgji: is your name Wifi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Wei Wuxian:
Wei Wuxian: *husband.exe has stopped working, do you wanna restart hubby?*
#mdzs#wei wuxian#wei ying#mdzs wei wuxian#mdzs wwx#mo dao su zhi#mdzs wei ying#lan wangji#mdzs incorrect quotes#mo dao zu shi#mdzs lan zhan#mdzs lan wangji#mdzs lwj#lan zhan#lwj
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Sam reacts to: THE GAY WEDDING - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #6
- OKAY FINALLY MY WIFI IS BACK TO WATCH IT
- Okay I wasn't a fan of the boncas suit when it got leaked yesterday but lowkey obsessed with their fits. The tie and bow tie have me weak because they look so proper, if a bit boring.
- Not the sex noise neighbours at 4am, not the lore I needed.
- I like that they reflected on the whole Devan storyline, that was very cute because Devan really have been a long time coming and are a true childhood friends to lovers arc.
- THE LIGHTING?!
- Them saying pink eyeshadow would work for a gay wedding, hell yeah embrace the makeup 🥺
- They literally look like proud parents in their suits overseeing Dabs commercial awww
- THE MAKING OUT WITH THE DIRECTOR AND PHIL SAYING IT IS JUST ACTING SOBBING THAT WAS SO FUNNY
- Them choosing wedding over computer means a lot to me... I know it's just a game but they've related it to themselves so much it feels bigger.
- "Cake is the most important bit" Ah Phil please never stop being you.
- Phil liking the pink suit... I know who else wore a pink suit... in a certain cat calendar video...
- I don't care how much they give an anti-wedding speech Phil's level of being flustered and giddy and passionate, he wants that. I am more on wedding hill than ever and I am going fill demon: I think they might actually already be married, they got eloped and just had a get together with friends and fam but not an actual party. They aren't people who do that but they are emotional and nostalgic people who would want to commemorate what they share.
- Phil having been to FOUR WEDDINGS and still not knowing how it works, did he even pay attention?
- Them being so supportive of Bob showing up in a wedding dress.
- They are so proud of their Sims makes me understand why I love their games, they relate to all stories they tell so personally and get genuinely invested in characters. It elevates their gameplay so much and it is why their gaming is so fun to watch.
- Phil has gorgeous hands, noticed this because he keeps putting them in the face cam and they're pretty.
- MY GRIN DURING THE CEREMONY IS SO BIG
- "Hubbies", yMgmgmgmgmgm
- Dan and Phil look so happy it makes me fucking emotional, more than the Sims itself seeing Dan and Phil so effected gets to me.
- I saw Dalien dancing and thought it looked like Dan and Phil dancing and then Dan said it looks like him.
- JAPAN HONEYMOON IF I SPEAK, IF I FUCKING SPEAK Genuinely think that Japhan 2023 was their honeymoon, I might elaborate.
I will in fact binge gamingmas after this when the withdrawal sets in in the coming days due to no more daily videos. This was a fun season of daily reacting, I can't wait to see what 2024 has in store for us!
#dan and phil#amazingphil#daniel howell#phan#gaymingmas#sam reacts#THE GAY WEDDING - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2
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#caitriona balfe#sam and caitriona#sam heughan#claire fraser#outlander#jamie and claire#sam cait#samcait#balfe#instagram
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