#husband txt

[banggyu0308]

husband!yeonjun who works from nine to five every day, outfit of the day laid out in the morning by his pretty wife who helps him tie his tie, wifey who stays home and cleans the house and has dinner ready for him once he's done showering, kissing him on the cheek while serving him the food, won't you sit down and eat with him?

but husband!yeonjun who comes back home one day and sits down on the couch, asking can you help me undo my tie? and watching you with an almost predatory smile while your fingers deftly untie it, same fingers he's watched fuck into your cunt while you mewl his name, same fingers that wrap so perfectly around his dick every morning before he leaves, pretty wife who's gotten so good at giving him his goodbye present <3 looping the tie around your neck once you've untied it completely and tugging you down onto his lap so gently, will you unbutton his shirt too? buttons parting to expose his chest and you're sliding the shirt off of his shoulders, core twitching slightly when his hands move to grip your waist, can you do my pants too?

and husband!yeonjun who fucks you over the arm of the couch, body almost parallel with yours when he links one hand with yours, nosing along your shoulder and sucking a splotchy hickey onto your skin, wife's cunt taking him so perfectly, he's fucked you into fitting him so well, hasn't he? loving the way his name falls so desperately from your lips when he flips you over and fucks into you with your legs over his shoulders, he's gotta get as close to you as possible, doesn't he~?

husband!yeonjun who fucks you until you're exhausted, abused pussy tight around him from all your orgasms, couch wet and stained beneath you from your leaking pussy, but don't worry, you can clean it up tomorrow while he's working, can't you?

and husband!yeonjun who fucks his second load of the night into you less aggressively than before, face tucked into the crook of your neck while his tired hips roll against yours, he has to keep at it though, wants to keep his pretty wife all full, it'll have to last you until the morning <3

[mapofthemazeinthemirror]

Handy Husband TXT

I can’t decide if this should be for Yeonjun, Soobin or Beomgyu, you decide. Please feel free to drop your thoughts on which member it suits best!

☆ gender neutral reader

Your husband, who doesn’t have a lot of knowledge about fixing things but wants to save money and feel useful - more useful than just reaching the highest shelf of the cupboard and mowing the lawn - vows to fix whatever the problem is with the pipes. What’s wrong with them? He doesn’t know but is determined to find out. He crams himself into the cupboard under the sink, his muffled grunts of annoyance follow every loud thud, which you can only assume is his head hitting the underside of the sink, and you can’t help but laugh quietly at the scene reminding you of Alice, too big for the White Rabbit’s house.

His outfit speaks of his commitment to the role of handyman: tank top and jeans, the denim getting streaked with grease as he unconsciously wipes his fingers on them.

Eventually, he retreats from the cupboard, frustrated and pouting, a smudge of grease along his cheekbone from his fingers. You hand him a rag for his dirty hands, and he sighs, looking down at you with sorry eyes. He promised to fix it, but it’s not in his repertoire. On your toes, you reach to kiss his clean cheek. He tried, and that’s all that matters. He hums in reluctant agreement, eyeing the sink repeatedly as if it did him wrong.

written by mapofthemazeinthemirror - do not repost my work in any form

[aspharah]

hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay

[kinged]

Happy Sunday to The Most Guy In Anything!

[w1ckedgal]

Obsessed with all the new Barbie posters because they all like "This Barbie is a medical doctor and that Barbie has a nobel prize and this other Barbie literally saved the world" and meanwhile the Kens are there just looking pretty I guess.

[kirbyfanclub]

the thing is; gabriel would’ve been absolutely content in hell with beezlebub. crowley, even with aziraphale at his side and a say in the workings, would have been miserable in heaven.

[no-nightingalez]

I like to imagine that after the arrangement starts, Crowley starts getting many more accommodations than usual. Turns out, Aziraphale is ten times better at being a demon than he is.

[spooky-chainsaw-princess]

Tying you to a chair.

Making sure I kiss, nibble and adore every part of you while I’m doing so.

I’ll kiss you. Deeply, passionately.

I’ll take off my clothes.

Slowly. Making sure you can see every part of me.

I’ll sit in front of you.

I’ll touch myself.

Taking out my pink dildo, looking you deep into your eyes while inserting it. Teasing and pulling on my plush pink nipples.

I want to hear you beg.

Beg for me to let you touch me.

If you’ll beg nicely I’ll squirt on you. Leaving you denied for hours.

That’s my good toy~

[usersukuna]

Not now kitten, daddy's busy staring at gifs of old men kissing

[catabasis]

there's something a bit sad but also very meaningful about the way Crowley dances around using the word 'couple' during his confession. it's a bit sad because it seems like he's afraid to use that word (perhaps because of the fear of going too fast for Aziraphale, and the strong connotations of that word), but mainly i find it very lovely and meaningful because, instead of using that word, he comes up with terms and expressions of his own to describe what they are (“we're a team, a group. group of the two of us”, “just the two of us”, “just be an us”, “you and me”, “we could have been us”) and to me, those expressions have a stronger and more beautiful meaning than the word 'couple', because just in the same way that they discovered their own humanity, they've also discovered their own form of love, one that goes beyond human standards, and one that is unique to them.

[banggyu0308]

Thinking about having a bad day, things just aren’t lining up, aren’t going the way you want, you’ve cried so much, gotten so upset, and the moment you get home, husband!Taehyun can tell. Pretty wife all upset, eyes glossy from tears and walking with her gaze on the floor. Taehyun asking what’s wrong, don’t wanna tell him, do you?

Husband!Taehyun who pressed gentle kisses to your neck from behind you as you’re opening the refrigerator, rutting into you, can tell you’ve had a bad day… won’t you just let him make you feel a bit better? Finally relenting, he gets you on your back on your bed, lips on yours, then on your chest, wrapped around your pretty hardened nipple, tongue flicking over your sensitive bud, suckling a little, other hand rubbing at your clit, and pretty baby, won’t you ride his face today? Let him take care of you, he’ll make all your worries go away~

Husband!Taehyun who wraps his arms around your thighs once you settle on his face, pinning you down on his lips so you can’t move away, warm tongue flat against your clit before licking a line straight up your slit, not even bothering to tease you this time because all he wants is to make you feel good <3 lips and chin shiny with his saliva and your slick, making you sit on his face the whole time, not letting you squirm out of his grasp when the pleasure gets too much cause he knows it’ll get better, gonna make you cum thrice cause that’s what he knows you need.

Husband!Taehyun who fucks into you soft and slow, body draped over yours with your legs over his shoulders, hands on either side of you as he kisses you nice and gently. small gasps from your mouth and the sound of his pelvis hitting your ass the only sound in the room until the tip of his calloused finger presses against your clit, then your whimpers join them, husband making you feel so good~

Husband!Taehyun who doesn’t cum until you’ve came at least four times, then fills you up with his cum, hush, don’t worry, it’ll make you feel better~

Bonus: husband!taehyun who runs you a hot bath after laying with you for a long while, who brings you a cup of tea before joining in you the tub, just big enough for the two of you <3 can’t help feeling up your tits again… and this time, when he cums in you, let’s see how long you can hold it, hm? Swollen cunt with his seed leaking out all the next day, pretty wife all full of his cum, he can’t wait until you’re full of his baby instead <3

[mapofthemazeinthemirror]

Everyone knows toxic boyfriend txt, but what about toxic ex boyfriend/ex husband txt? 🫴🤌

[thedarkmongoose]

hannibal “hated” franklyn bc he was a mirror of his worst qualities: awkward, pedantic, superficial, obsessive, lonely, and foolishly trying to chase greatness. it made him feel seen in a way that hannibal didn’t want to be seen, and the show illustrated this explicitly, all the way down to the way they sit/stand across from each other with the furniture mirrored on both sides. you can even see hannibal cringe when he realized he was looking in the mirror. other than withholding the satisfaction from tobias, this is why hannibal showed franklyn mercy. bc he’s a reflection of hannibal, warts and all, and hannibal’s too sentimental to let anyone else write the end of that story. (except for will)

[hellokittysasuke]

There's just something i really like abt the picture of Apollo talking abt Hyacinthus to anybody who'll listen for hours,, and the people around him have just accepted that it's the equivalent of your Mom showing you a photos of her highschool boyfriend in the 80's who died tragically in a car crash On Prom Night

[cactuslester]

i don't know how to explain it but something about phil's tone and inflection when he says "oh a 'misunderstanding' — they started shouting at you" just sounds so married like i know this entire video already is them being married for 20 minutes but i'm just obsessed with how phil says it in this clip like can anyone hear me do you get what im saying

[silverwanderingcrow]

Micheal Sheen needs to get tumblr