littlelambii · 11 months ago
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"I'm deleting my tumblr, if you want we can still talk though"
*deletes their account, providing zero details to be able to contact them*
my bro, I thought we were friends :(
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shesmore-shoebill · 3 months ago
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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naitmeir · 6 months ago
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"And... I could use a friend..."
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iero · 3 days ago
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"What do you want? What are you asking for? It's about love? You're being real specific." x
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pangur-and-grim · 12 days ago
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the end of an era.
I did my best to give them all good lives.
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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last chance to guess what the new round of birthday outfits will be!
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phantom-kiwi · 7 days ago
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Venom 3 spoiler warning but like
"Ride me cowboy", "we've been together for a year?", "Sometimes I think we would've been happier you and I living a life like this", them calling each other Thelma and Louise? Them talking about future plans and the camera directly cutting and staying on literal happy newlyweds?? "BUT I NEED HIM BACK" ???? A montage of their time together???? Hello ??? Symbrock nation can you hear me !!!!
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degendog · 3 months ago
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woke him up this morning by sliding a hand into his pajama pants and gently pushing a finger inside him. feeling him get wetter and clench around me as he woke up, realizing what i was doing to him. and then i fucked him with two fingers until he was whimpering in my ear.
yesterday he woke me up by rubbing my cock through my boxer-briefs, so i think we’re even lol
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to-be-a-dreamer · 5 months ago
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See now the most compelling thing about Skuttlespring (Gorgug/Mary Ann) is that Zac Oyama the human guy reacts to the “Okay. Do you have a girlfriend?” scene like he’s an actual 17-year-old boy who just got asked out by the girl he’s been fighting tooth and nail to hate for an entire school year in front of his five best friends. That man is FLUSTERED and EMBARRASSED he is selling Gorgug’s sudden onset hate-crush in the midst of a completely unrelated situationship like his life depends on it and all the other Intrepid Heroes are equally in-character it’s so perfect. That is a 30-something year old man who has a whole entire wife but he’s out here stuttering and blushing like a teenager and THAT is why I will absolutely ship these two characters that have interacted two and a half times in canon and were either completely apathetic about or cartoonishly enraged by the other’s general existence for the entire season
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magentasnail · 1 month ago
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long distance
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nouverx · 7 months ago
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Pov the cannibal overlords are judging your outfit (or discussing how they're going to cook you tonight, your choice 👀)
Based on very cool outfits for them I saw on twitter! Here's Alastor and here's Rosie
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mienar · 1 year ago
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late rainy nights
instagram | shop | commission info
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ashiyn · 7 months ago
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introspectivememories · 2 months ago
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was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-
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hellsite-hall-of-fame · 7 months ago
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RIP to the boop button
you shall be very dearly missed <3
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iveoy · 1 month ago
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final chapter
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