me, getting into lovejoy: ok I never liked the dsmp but this wilbur guy's band seems cool, he's such a perfect tumblr indie frontman, let's see what he does for on his online carree—
wilbur soot on twitch dot com: *beatboxing* hey you wanna see some fucking MEMES?! *default fortnite dance* *minecraft parkour* *shockingly good acting when he needs to* fuck uhhhh shitpenis :] also I am a cultist and a chef and I robbed a fucking bank but it's okay because I'm sowwwy OwO
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so I'm finally watching Dead Friend Forever and when I tell y'all the sound I made watching ep03 transcended the sound barrier like after a Very Stressful Day of non-consensual decapitation Tee and Not Tee are running away from haunted mansion: cult by ryan murphy only to get bodied by Thai Ghostface only to be saved by Babygirl White who is channeling the biggest Clerk's I wasn't even supposed to BE here today energy calls them on a 90s walkie talkie like "honey I watched the sus ass video of y'alls missing friend and I'm freaking out cause we fucked in the shower which is horror movie rule no-no number like 6 and Fluke is freaking me the FUCK out that bitch ain't right in the head get your ass back here NOW" and once our Slasher villain hears this, jets, and STEALS THEIR FUCKING SCOOTER he was like zoom zoom motherfuckers!!! straight up roadrunner noises eat my dust and ass losers energy leaving Tee and Not Tee to just stare at each other like "did fucking Voorhees McKrueger just jack our fucking scooter???"
the energy this show has truly
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Leviathan axe (2021) / Blade of chaos (2023)
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