Louis complaining about having to squeeze into a coffin like sardines with Lestat (who he's totally not gay for) and lie face down on top of him with their faces smushed up against each other, like oh no! That's so sad, I'm heartbroken for you. What hardships you must endure in life. That's sucks, that sucks real bad. Are you okay? Was that tough? However did you cope? That must have been soooo hard, I'm so sorry that happened to you 😞😥
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You know, it's rather interesting to me that Taylor Swift's parasocial relationship with her fans is honestly more akin to a YouTuber than a writer's. When I scroll through her tag on tumblr/Twitter, it's far more regarding the connection to her personal life/relationship developments than the actual metaphors/fictional story she might be telling. Everything comes back to how her songs reflect back on her relationships with Joe/Matty/Travis/Jake/insert ex-boyfriend here. And what fascinates me about it is that even though she complains about it, she leans into that very perception because it strengthens the parasocial bond.
The marketing for TTPD so clearly being about Joe Alwyn and the songs to Matty Healy. The marketing/video for Red TV so CLEARLY being about Jake Gyllenhaal, with so many of the new lines in All Too Well specifically being digs at him (I'll get older but your lovers stay my age, casting an actor that looks like him for the video, specific lines in I Bet You Think About Me). The fact that songs like Getaway Car and Bejeweled and Gorgeous and London Boy and Lavender Haze being picked apart at time of release and long after for signs of relationships crumbling. The way she uses surprise songs in relation to her relationship development with Joe/Matty/Travis. The damn TTPD "stages of grief" playlists where she deliberately undid/changed the meanings of old songs just to keep her audience speculating on her love life.
It's not sexist to point out that her wielding her love life is a marketing tool and that the strongest connection to her audience isn't the strength of her writing/the composition of her music- it's her deliberate crafting of a connection between her music and her personal life, leaving the audience invested in her music as an extension of Taylor the Person/Girlfriend rather than Taylor the Artist.
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mmmhmhmmhm her ears must be soft (img oing feral)
YOU @masscared-star YOU STARTED THIS🫵🫵🫵😔 now i’m obsessed i cannot get over this LOOOOK ATTTT THE KITTYYYYYY🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
she’s probably so soft
do you think she stereotypically plays with yarn and eats mice
i bet she’s got fuzzy fur and paints her claws. i think they might work like enid’s claws do. *squeals*
i cAAAAANTTTT >///////<❤️✨✨✨✨
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'skk dont like each other they literally always say they wanna kill each other'
as if they dont mean it in the most weirdass possessive 'no one else gets to kill you' way. as if dazai no.1 romanticiser of death osamu isnt being completely insane about it (bc what do you MEAN you've thought about killing him EVERY DAY for SEVEN YEARS)
(theyre also Lying bc theyd never actually kill each other otherwise theyd have done it already. its just a fun little exchange they have to be like 'wow ur so awful and detestable i wanna give u a lil kiss on the forehead (with a bullet<3)')
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The "ohhhh fuck dolphins, dolphins are evil they kill and rape, ohh otters are evil they rape seal babies, not so cute now are they" people are like the children who would smugly tell anyone who would listen that ring around the rosie is about people dying of the plague. Like ok. Do I need to explain how high intelligence correlates with complex behavior or can you shut the fuck up on your own
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loved hearing lena put her foot down in the newest ep….. gwen and her are quite literally an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object and it is So entertaining to watch.
can’t wait to see how their rivalry concludes (it will almost certainly end with one or both of them Dead)
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My new headcanon is that Zhao and Tsukumo bonded over their mortal hatred for scalpers and that's how they became friends and now Sugiura and Tsukumo have this lil freak who hangs out in their office all the time and makes them free lunch and they are considering making Zhao and honorary Yokohama 99 member.
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TOP TEN WORST TYPES OF TF2 MISCHARACTERISATION: (in my opinion)
Woobified Scout (we've all been subject to it at some point)
"Feral" (rapist) Sniper (scary)
Not smart Heavy (man has a phd, smh)
Seme/Uke ass Heavymedic dynamic (and also woobified Medic)
Those "it was a girl all along" type Pyro fics (they fill me with such raw feral rage its insane)
Asshole dad Spy (can be fun in small doses but gets taken way too far 80% of the time)
Racist/Homophobic Soldier (HE WOULDN'T. Unless told to predjudice the enemy BUT THATS IT)
To the same extent, needlessly assholish Soldier (only exists to add another billion Scout Angst fics to the pile)
When Engie is "the normal one" (he's a maniac with a god complex, get it right)
Demo being ignored, or just having his alcoholism be the only thing about him
An honourable mention is making Ms Pauling straight /j
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