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The older I get, the more I realize that I wouldn't be friends with my parents if I had met them outside of being my parents.
#relatable?#relatable#parents#i blame my parents#i wouldn't be friends with them#i'd avoid them#like the plague#relateable#toxic parents#toxic family
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“An AU where Reid never joined the FBI, but got roped into consulting for the LA field office while working and teaching at Caltech. Hotch gets his email referred from a fellow agent, and they start to work on cases together -- until they start talking on a regular basis.
Regular becomes frequent, frequent becomes constant. They know nothing about each other, but they don't really mind.”
—Summary of Correspondence by KatyTheInspiredWorkaholic on ao3
(Yes it’s hotch/reid, yes there’s a sixteen year age gap, (30-46, not something gross), but this is probably one of my favorite fics of all time. Don’t like, move on, I probably won’t be recommending a ton of this pairing anyway.)
I’m just going to insert my (slightly edited for legibility) notes from the first time I read this:
“i t ‘ s s o f u c k i n g g o o d i c a n ‘ t . . . The best goddamned criminal minds fic i can remember reading h o l y s h i t 110k of horrifically slow burn but s o g o o d”
This was then followed by a long paragraph of general fawning that would absolutely count as spoilers. Suffice it to say, I adore this fic. I cry multiple times every time I read it, cried at least four times when I reread it today, in fact. It’s adorable and heartbreaking and hilarious, 10/10.
Things I love about this fic:
The sass on one Dr. Spencer Reid
Hotch being a simp for who he thinks is an old man (lol)
Garcia my beloved<3
Kimmy<3
Rossi being an asshole (affectionate)
Prentice the menace
Mama bear JJ
The dichotomy of Morgan being an understanding and insightful confidant for Hotch, then taking one look at Reid and going “this twink is prime baby brother material he will never have a peaceful moment ever again in his life”
Jack<3<3<3
Spencer Reid Gets Some Well-Deserved Respect
The y e a r n i n g
When they finally meet!!
honestly, this is a solid read all around, you might not even need to be part of the fandom for this one
#criminal minds#ao3 fanfic#fic rec#ive read it several times#this is great#legit one of my favorite fics#am i a romcom person is that what this is?#i blame my parents#they shamelessly watch romcoms like all the time#anyway#hotch/reid#aaron hotchner#spencer reid#bamf spencer reid
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#imposter syndrome when being sick is so wild#i always have it every single time#like trying to analyse my own symptoms to figure out if i'm overreacting or not#and then i go to the doctor and tell her and she's like 'oh... well.'#i slept all afternoon yesterday and slept all through the night afterwards and still feel tired today#she was quite stunned to find that out#and then i still have trouble just trusting my instincts bc i know how to listen to my body by now#aaaaah anyway#i blame my parents#ab me
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Booooo. Turns out I have rheumatoid arthritis. But at least now I have an answer to all my stupid pains lol
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a little bit of me just wants to gather all my friends so i can scream at them that i am not ok, that i am one inconvenience away from a full mental break down and that i need their help but then i realise that its not their fault they dont realise that, its my fault because i cant communicate in any way, shape or form and then i go about my day; suffering but saying nothing.
#mentally unhinged#its getting bad again#mentally ill#mentally ill vent#cant ask for help#childhood trauma#traumatised#i blame my parents
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Gon’ git has the apostrophe in the wrong place. It should be g’on git. The glottal stop is between the g and the on.
idk why but this is important to me …
#Am I a Mainer#Or am I southern#Or#am I just country#It’s complicated when your vernacular is all over the place#I blame my parents
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y’all i sprained my ankle yesterday cause i was going out of Room and i opened Door but i kick doors open so i did that and i was holding two heavy bags and my foot landed wrong and i rolled my ankle
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God knew I would be unstoppable if I was fluent in Arabic😤
Maybe I could see a hypnotist so they could just make me fluent.
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also what about an inverse twins in time au where ford went back to the 60's and stan stayed in the 80's?
Oh this is super interesting
#genuinely i think young Stanley pretends to be ford bc he thinks he’ll be blamed for it#he’s the spare Stan so he’s gotta fill in for his bro while he’s gone#his parents don’t even notice the finger thing like…#and at first Stanford doesn’t really think anything of it but#I reckon it clicks for him and he feels SO bad because are you joking???#meanwhile in the future:#stan: what do we do??#ford: I am a literal child???#and Stan is a figurative child so it evens out#ford thinks fidds is really cool though if they meet#he’s all like “I have a friend????”#:(((#my art#ask#gravity falls#twins in time au#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines
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How do you know if you have heat stroke?
#relatable?#relatable#heat stroke possibly#possible heat stroke#heat stroke#medical side of tumblr#do i need to go to the doctor for this#i blame my parents
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I saw this image while practicing drawing monkeys the other day and now with MK getting babyifyed all I can think of is him clinging onto Wukong or Macaque like this LOL
Couldn’t decide who he would cling to until I had a vision.
Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )
Speedpaint under the cut
#they eepy in the morning#can’t blame them#the cup says: I came back to life and all I got was a cup#my art#kyri45#comic#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk season 5#lmk shadowpeach#lmk monkey king#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#shadowpeach#shadowpeach bio parents au#lmk six eared macaque#liu er mihou#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#monkey mk#monkey qi xiaotian
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Hi, I’d like to cancel my subscription to anxiety.
My parents made it for me without my permission.
#anxiété#anxienty#anxi… whatever#mental health#panic attack#literally#why do they exist#i blame my parents#they made me
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We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore. We were so close. Then they flavored it mango and now it's taboo to criticize it anymore. People don't ask if they're allowed to vape indoors, they aren't considerate of people who may have health problems that are triggered by the chemicals or if it just bothers them, people don't care that they're supporting an industry built on corruption and greed, they can't see it draining their pockets and much less their health. We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore.
#i hate hate HATE nicotine after watching my parents smoke when i grew up#its gross and bad for your money and bad for your health#and i get it. theres SO MANY socioeconomic factors that make it a complicated issue.#you CANT blame smokers.#but it feels like people are just accepting the institution for what it is bc now it tastes good#bitch just chew gum jfc#it doesn't matter if its an industry issue. we have seen in the past that making it “uncool” hurts the industry#make nicotine uncool again PLEASE#grumbles
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nothing like waking up with a headache ayyyy
#i blame my parents#they put my brother to bed too early#so he woke up at 2am and didn’t go back to sleep for two hours#so my sleep was interrupted#i have a couple hours before any of them should be up#i might try to game the headache away#or maybe watch tv idk#lyriumsings txt
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Why must i be prone to migranes and headaches
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i updated. and i'm crying.
#fanfictions making me love babies#but then my sister makes me hate them#this girl so annoying#i blame my parents
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