i-am-a-secret-ssshhh · 3 months ago
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The older I get, the more I realize that I wouldn't be friends with my parents if I had met them outside of being my parents.
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theficdealer · 4 months ago
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“An AU where Reid never joined the FBI, but got roped into consulting for the LA field office while working and teaching at Caltech. Hotch gets his email referred from a fellow agent, and they start to work on cases together -- until they start talking on a regular basis.
Regular becomes frequent, frequent becomes constant. They know nothing about each other, but they don't really mind.”
—Summary of Correspondence by KatyTheInspiredWorkaholic on ao3
(Yes it’s hotch/reid, yes there’s a sixteen year age gap, (30-46, not something gross), but this is probably one of my favorite fics of all time. Don’t like, move on, I probably won’t be recommending a ton of this pairing anyway.)
I’m just going to insert my (slightly edited for legibility) notes from the first time I read this:
“i t ‘ s s o f u c k i n g g o o d i c a n ‘ t . . . The best goddamned criminal minds fic i can remember reading h o l y s h i t 110k of horrifically slow burn but s o g o o d”
This was then followed by a long paragraph of general fawning that would absolutely count as spoilers. Suffice it to say, I adore this fic. I cry multiple times every time I read it, cried at least four times when I reread it today, in fact. It’s adorable and heartbreaking and hilarious, 10/10.
Things I love about this fic:
The sass on one Dr. Spencer Reid
Hotch being a simp for who he thinks is an old man (lol)
Garcia my beloved<3
Kimmy<3
Rossi being an asshole (affectionate)
Prentice the menace
Mama bear JJ
The dichotomy of Morgan being an understanding and insightful confidant for Hotch, then taking one look at Reid and going “this twink is prime baby brother material he will never have a peaceful moment ever again in his life”
Jack<3<3<3
Spencer Reid Gets Some Well-Deserved Respect
The y e a r n i n g
When they finally meet!!
honestly, this is a solid read all around, you might not even need to be part of the fandom for this one
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ialwaysknewyouwerepunk · 1 year ago
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anodyne-sunflower · 2 years ago
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Booooo. Turns out I have rheumatoid arthritis. But at least now I have an answer to all my stupid pains lol
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a little bit of me just wants to gather all my friends so i can scream at them that i am not ok, that i am one inconvenience away from a full mental break down and that i need their help but then i realise that its not their fault they dont realise that, its my fault because i cant communicate in any way, shape or form and then i go about my day; suffering but saying nothing.
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yonderlyporcupine · 3 days ago
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Gon’ git has the apostrophe in the wrong place. It should be g’on git. The glottal stop is between the g and the on.
idk why but this is important to me …
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nikoisnotokay · 8 days ago
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y’all i sprained my ankle yesterday cause i was going out of Room and i opened Door but i kick doors open so i did that and i was holding two heavy bags and my foot landed wrong and i rolled my ankle
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1800naveen · 2 months ago
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God knew I would be unstoppable if I was fluent in Arabic😤
Maybe I could see a hypnotist so they could just make me fluent.
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noodles-and-tea · 19 days ago
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also what about an inverse twins in time au where ford went back to the 60's and stan stayed in the 80's?
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Oh this is super interesting
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i-am-a-secret-ssshhh · 6 months ago
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How do you know if you have heat stroke?
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kyri45 · 18 days ago
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I saw this image while practicing drawing monkeys the other day and now with MK getting babyifyed all I can think of is him clinging onto Wukong or Macaque like this LOL
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Couldn’t decide who he would cling to until I had a vision.
Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )
Speedpaint under the cut
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pippin28 · 1 year ago
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Hi, I’d like to cancel my subscription to anxiety.
My parents made it for me without my permission.
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sunfoxfic · 1 year ago
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We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore. We were so close. Then they flavored it mango and now it's taboo to criticize it anymore. People don't ask if they're allowed to vape indoors, they aren't considerate of people who may have health problems that are triggered by the chemicals or if it just bothers them, people don't care that they're supporting an industry built on corruption and greed, they can't see it draining their pockets and much less their health. We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore.
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lyriumsings · 1 year ago
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nothing like waking up with a headache ayyyy
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drewbydrewbydrew · 1 year ago
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Why must i be prone to migranes and headaches
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romantisto · 2 years ago
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i updated. and i'm crying.
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