#i can only laugh

[mxtxfanatic]

Before Ji Yushi could answer, the woman interrupted them, “Speak English.” She scrutinised them and took an issue at them communicating in a language she couldn’t understand, “Since you can all speak English, use it here. It’s fairer communicating in English.” She seemed to have forgotten about the fact that she had pointed her gun at Ji Yushi earlier and was now brazenly demanding fairness.

—Chapt. 62: Rubik's Cube

Something something the audacity of whiteness something something 😒

[freezerbunny-sims2]

Creators of average american cartoon or comedy: We need a soundtrack specifically for this character. They are from an unspecified latin american countr-

Composer: Say no more. Bring me the castanets and a flamenco guitar.

[pawthko]

the worst part about watching all of naruto for the first time in 2023 is sitting on my paws and not looking at any fan content for like 1927363829 episodes until I’m done with the whole thing I’m not strong enough for this I’m teetering

[suga-kookiemonster]

now why tae got that durag on his head ☠️☠️ baby, that ain’t gone do jack shit for you, bless your heart lmaooo

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

Searching up gonta on tumblr and greeted by 5 of my own posts before anyone else... oh my god there is something wrong with me

[amazing-spiderling]

If i had a nickel for every time a beloved Marvel character had their memories tampered with and suddenly decided they were a priest, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that anyone would choose to imitate Chuck Austen.

[maxsix]

I really love cargo/army/tech pants because of the pockets and comfort. I bought so many that my mother thinks I’m a lesbian now. 

[barcelonas]

laughing at how pepe (a rotting corpse that is pushing 60) is starting meanwhile some people’s so-called goat is on the bench

[dadboat-fr]

why. is the only listed saddle scroll on the AH. up for that fucking much lmao??? hewwo??

[cypher2]

WC final 2022

[arlathen]

the state of dating men is piss poor.

[ceruleankitkats]

First meeting + Identity reveal ♡

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

Here is my take on H & L for what it's worth. I believe they're still together but from 2016 onwards it became an open relationship and both are happy with that.

Their shared history & a strong physical connection keep them together but they know they're too different to enjoy sharing a house. I think Harry possibly gets irritated by Louis' heavy smoking and partying and Louis gets annoyed by Harry's excessive training and finds some of his interests pretentious.

They've both slept with other men and with women, including Camille & Olivia for Harry and Eleanor & Briana for Louis. Freddie is Louis' child, something Harry found hard at first but he's fine with it now.

I know we're all telling stories and this is what makes sense to me.

If that makes sense to you anon - then go for it.

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...

So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.

No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.

"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.

It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?

So he does just that.

From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.

Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.

Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.

Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.

He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.

Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".

Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.

This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.

Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.

And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?

He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?

He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...

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Check the tags for more context!

[ferrarihamilton]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[tomcriuse]

THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE 2013, dir. Francis Lawrence