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r0tt3nkittyy · 2 months

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I’ll post more of my body when I lose like 30 pounds also going to buy skirts in a size smaller to motivate me bc if I look like a whale in my Halloween costume AGAINNN I might jump off of Santa Monica pier

#I can’t swim

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gayfrog1995 · 1 year

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haha plugs (MY PLUG IN BABYYYYY)

#kafka by the shore #beachvibes #i can’t swim #boots on the moon #socks and sandals #crabstickz #bts #jungkook #jk seven #emo kid #emo scene #jujutsu kaisen #woah kenny #bruh moment

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itsadepressionbi · 2 years

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I’m beyond pissed about Kino bring my dad back immediately, Damn it you could have carried him, hold hands and jump off into the sunset! Ohana Disney Ohana.

#kino #kino loy #star wars andor #ohanameansfamily #one way out #episode 10 #I can’t swim

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imurgayhomie · 2 years

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I can’t swim

#i can’t swim #Omg I’m just like babil from omori!!!!!

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red-water-dreams · 1 year

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#im either crying in bed #or out trying to forget #maybe I should just find a more permant solution #here’s a secret #the reason I started cycling again #is because I wanted to take a long ride off a short pier #I can’t swim #and it’s the exact sort of thing that sounds painful enough #that it might at least help me feel better about doing something so selfish #I hate anything that messes with my breathing #ever since I had asthma attacks as a kid #so it seemed fitting #it’s what I deserve #I should just stop being such a coward

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tapewormhaver · 2 years

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My rides here *swims through puddle by sidewalk*

#i can’t swim

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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Something about this kind of swimming getup for characters always immediately gives me transmasc vibes. Blue swim trunks and a tank top? Sorry man my brain already connected the dots. The vibes are there, and they’re not leaving.

#rottmnt #danny phantom #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #trans leonardo #trans danny fenton #this is the first and probably last time i make a post with danny phantom content but i think about that show from time to time still #decades later #anyway yeah if ur a male character and you wear blue swim trunks and a white to off white tank to swim then you have transmasc vibes #i stg I’ve seen a lot more characters with this too and I can’t recall immediately #but it’s REAL #I’m tired can you tell haha…#side note how did those sunglasses stick to Leo’s head #they’re not glued we see him easily move them later #so like #are the mystic #does he have magnets or something #wait here’s another I remember and I am so sorry for bringing this game to everyone’s minds again bUT #Shuichi Saihara from DanganRonpa wears blue swim trunks and a white/off white summer jacket #I’m telling you transmasc leaning characters keep wearing this #it’s like how transfem leaning characters are often depicted as having crushes on girls whose vibes they try to emulate immediately

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boffix · 3 months

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Beach Episode

#I know they can’t swim smh #just ignore canon that’s what we do anyway #splatoon #splatoon 3 #frye splatoon #frye onaga #shiver splatoon #shiver hohojiro #callie splatoon #callie cuttlefish #marie splatoon #marie cuttlefish #squidsisters #art #my art

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ishizylonnn · 3 months

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I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m norm

I’m so obsessed with them god help me also yuri yaoi split because it’s pride month (and I love yuri red heart)

#art #artwork #silly stuff #adult swim #smiling friends #fillmore smiling friends #bill smiling friends #bill x fillmore #I can’t think of a ship name ☠️☠️#happy gay month #faggots ugh #gay #yuri #yaoi #billmore

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kirakewpie · 1 month

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reminder to take your puppy swimming this summer so they can get lots of exercise and eventually tire themselves out so much that there’s no way they can protest or put up a fight when you want to have your way with them!!!!! 💦💓

#kewpie cam #queer nsft #t4t nsft #nb nsft #puppygirl #i forgot i owned this swimsuit it fits me better now than it did when i got it #i can’t really swim that well lol

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wackydoggs · 2 months

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i just saw a listing on ebay for athf car air fresheners, which is cool and all, but it got me thinking about like…. what are they even meant to smell like? do they smell nice or do they smell like fast food??? if i buy a meatwad air freshener is my car gonna smell like rotten meat?????