#i can't believe ittttt

[scaptain-marvel]

so netflix really does hate lesbians, huh?

[lizzzybooo]

Omg Japhan 3.0 😭😭

[maudiemoods]

I finally watched a video on fnaf lore and now I am thinking

[exoexid]

the suyeol lore is so crazy

[gyeomsweetgyeom]

when the fratboy falls teaser

fratboy!Jaehyun x f!reader

summary: Jaehyun is a fratboy with a notorious reputation for being a playboy, you have never heard of him. surely, he can use tutoring as an excuse to get close to you, right?

teaser word count: 319

expected fic word count: ~8.6k

release date: Saturday, August 3

a/n: OMGGGG!!! I did ittttt! The long awaited origin fic of fratboy!jaehyun and reader! I'm working on adding some more detail, finishing up proofreading, and making it better overall, but I am SO excited with how it's turning out. Hope you all love it as much as I do <333 (also maybe you guys will believe it, but I can't???? this will be my first full fic in like 2 years wooooah)

AND! if you'd like to be added to the taglist you can comment, message me, or send me an ask :)

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Jaehyun comes in, five minutes early, making his way down the aisle to the empty seat beside you. He smiles awkwardly and apologetically as people move their backpacks out of the way and send him enamored smiles.

He plops into the seat beside you unceremoniously and loudly. You send him a look that shows him you are far beyond impressed. Then he sets something on your desk. 

“What is this for?” You ask with your brows raised. 

He shrugs, keeping himself busy by pulling out whatever he needs to take notes. “It’s a flower, Sweetheart. Isn’t it obvious?”

“I know what it is, asshole. Why is it on my desk?” You ask bluntly. From anyone else ‘Sweetheart’ would be condescending, but you like hearing his voice say it. Ew.

“I was walking to class and it flew in front of my face. I stomped all over it, danced on it, and then I thought it would be nice to give to you.” He answers with a casual shrug, his eyes locked on the huge projector screen while everyone waits for the professor to set up the slides.

You push his shoulder playfully, preparing to reply but class starts. He lied again. These flowers don’t fly off anything because the bushes they grow on are too low to the ground. He didn’t stomp on it because it was perfectly in tact. It was still perfectly round and the color was vibrant. He had picked it just for you. 

You study him in your peripheral, a soft look on your face which you’re glad he can’t see since he’s busy taking notes. You force yourself to pay attention, tucking the flower behind your ear before catching up on the slides you’d missed.

Jaehyun catches a blur of pink, out of the corner of his eye he can see you tucking the flower behind your ear. He feels himself blush, and suddenly isn’t so mad that he took the long way to class just to find you that flower. They might be his favorite flower now too.

[holyshit]

zayn first solo tour, truly a landmark event for the ages, already going down in history, never before seen levels of hype, i can't believe ittttt

[atinycafe]

what are you watching?" you hear someone asking as you feel a hand sneak around your waist, and the bed dips under wooyoung's weight as he joins you under the covers.

"just some asmr," you answer simply, trying your best to fall asleep. wooyoung hums in response and tries to catch a glimpse of the screen of your phone, which you hold between your hands. his brows furrow when he realizes which video you're watching.

"is that seonghwa hyung?" he asks, horrified. you nod softly against him, your hair covering most of your face. you were already half asleep when he entered the room. he snatches the phone from your hand, causing you to jolt at the sudden movement. you turn to him, whining and attempting to grab your phone back.

you pout and reach out for your phone, pleading with wooyoung to give it back. "woo, please, i was watching that. just give it back to me," you whine, trying to sound as pitiful as possible. however, wooyoung holds the phone out of your reach, wearing an appalled expression.

"no way," he retorts, his voice rising in pitch. "i can't believe you're using another man to help you fall asleep when i'm right next to you. that's basically cheating!" wooyoung leans back, propping himself up on the pillows, and swipes off the app. his eyebrows raise as he turns to you. "you love him more than me!"

you sigh in defeat, realizing that there's no point in arguing when he gets dramatic like that. he's in need of affection. "wooyoung, shut up," you roll your eyes, your hands going up to your hair, trying to push it away from your face.

his own hand beats you to it, and he takes responsibility for making you look presentable. with soft movements, he pushes the hair back from your forehead, his big hand framing your face in contrast to his high-pitched screams. "you love him more than me!" his fingers feel warm against your cheeks as he squeezes them.

"no, mmph—he jusht doesn't shcream like you," you try to speak, but your mouth struggles to open.

he gasps dramatically and throws your phone to the end of the bed before pushing you onto the mattress, pinning you down. his left hand remains on your cheeks. "take that back!"

"you're literally screaming in my face right now," you deadpan, your expression unyielding. you try to move your face away from his hold, but he's stronger. annoyed, you let out a scream, while he grins mischievously.

"say you love me, and i'll let you go," he smirks, bringing his face closer to yours. his pretty brown eyes hold so much affection for you. in response, you turn your head sideways, expressing a clear "no," wanting to piss him off as much as he's annoying you right now.

"say ittttt."

"love you."

"good girl," he leans down to peck your pursed lips and finally releases you.

masterlist

[kaeyx]

I just want knight!Chuuya to suck my dick so bad, its all i think about, he would be happy do it for me, eager even because he’s never thought of it before or even had fantasies of doing it but now that the situation has happened he’s already on his knees and ready take such good care of yo, ugh im yearning so hard rn, why cant he be real :(((((

Ooifuhisigis LOSING ITTTTT YOU'RE SO RIGHT!! Chuuya follows you unquestioningly to your room and lets you push him down to his knees, even though he's way stronger and could fight you off. He only looks surprised when you sit down in the armchair in front of him with your legs spread wide and run a hand through his hair, guiding his head to rest on your knee. He does it of course, but this time looks up at you confused and a little flustered. No matter how professional he wants to be, Chuuya isn't stupid enough to deny this is turning him on. You stroke his hair and pet his cheek for a few moments before ordering him to suck, in the same level tone you order him to do anything else.

Of course Chuuya doesn't refuse you. The instant you push your clothes to the side he's leaning forwards and kissing up the inside of your thigh, groaning under his breath when he sees your cock twitch out of the corner of his eye. He strokes you to full hardness with the utmost care even with his calloused hands, thanking you quietly before taking your cock into his mouth. Chuuya quickly loses himself moaning around your length and relaxing his throat when you tell him to, his hands running up the back of your calves to hold on to you without forcing your legs apart. Your fingers occasionally tug on his hair and make him whine, his hips rutting against thin air as he gags on your length.

He only remembers to breathe when you pull him off your cock to have a look at him and his face is just as gorgeous as you'd hoped, tears and spit streaming freely down his face, lips parted and cheeks red, gasping for air as he looks at you like you're the only thing in existence. For Chuuya, you might as well be. Every groan and moan that you let out makes his own cock jump inside his pants, and god forbid you praise him or call his name because he'll probably cum untouched.

He lets you use him however you like, looking up at you with his pretty eyes full of tears as you bully his throat. Chuuya is too busy trying to savour your smell and the feeling of you pressing down on his tongue to do anything but moan, his whole face going slack when you pull him close to cum in his mouth. Pressed up against your stomach with your bush in his face, Chuuya shivers in delight and clings to you even harder. He can't believe he got so lucky.

[skimmeh]

GO SKIMMEH GO!!! YOU CAN DO THIS!! I BELIEVE IN YA! seriously, your works are incredible, I absolutely adore stareater au, the art and the writings are amazing!! can't find enough words to describe how much I love ittttt!!!! >:3❤️

>:(((( thank you!! /pos

[rrat-king]

I felt bad for possibly asking too many- and I'm content with the ones I asked, but Fig Faeth is truly my favorite character and I'm constantly looking for new content for her- I JUST CANT NOT DO ITTTTT

🧸👻👽💤💝🫂📓🍫❤️‍🔥😺😬😶

(I'm so sorry)

no never apologize I love doing these and i love fig i'm happy to provide good fig content for you <333

🧸 A headcanon about their childhood

when she was six she refused to wear anything other than the princess dress that Sandra Lynn had gotten her as a Halloween costume the year before. going to school? princess costume. going to the store? princess costume. gilears work dinner he brings his family to? fig is in that raggedy princess dress you better believe

👻 A headcanon about what scares them

she is so fucking scared of being known, which is so hard when she's doing something as big as music where her face and her persona are one of the selling points. she just really struggles cuz of how much she was forced to change and being percieved as someone else or even as her true self is just terrifying to her

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of ther

she loves popping her and stretching her joints so they make so much noise, sitting in truly what most be the most uncomfortable positions but she says she likes it cuz it's a nice stretch

💤 A headcanon about their sleep

the world could be ending and she would not wake up. she is such a heavy sleeper ever since she stopped trying to trance cuz it barely worked for her to begin with. can fall asleep anywhere

💝 A headcanon about their love language

like our boy riz she is also a huge acts of service girly. she will hunt your banker for you, she will be your guard dog, she will become a paladin for a forgotten god like she will do it all cuz she loves her friends so much.

🫂 A friendship headcanon

she fucking loves cuddling on people and the most pda tolerant friend is kristen so they are fucking always hanging off of each other. the school commonly circulates with rumors that they are dating when in fact they are just Like That

📓 A headcanon about their hobbies

one thing about fig is that the second she gets like, really good at something to the point of it almost becoming a job it stops being fun for her. so she loves hobbies that she's a little bad at. she can't sew but she loves making patches and buttons for her and her friends even if it just kinda shitty painting on fabric and then asking Kristen to sew it on for her or hot gluing bottle caps with safety pins

🍫 A headcanon about food

fucking loves lembas cuz gilear used to bring it home after work trips even though adaine is convinced its like, the most boring food in the world fig loves it

❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon

fig is not really a date person, not a typical romance in general, but she does do the typical date stuff with ayda just cuz she wants to show her the like, typical teen deal and what's associated with it aka dates to kroms or to the ice cream shop. she mainly just likes spending time with ayda no matter the circumstances

😺 An animal related headcanon

she grew up with Baxter and she loves him so much. like she was a baby sitting on his back and holding too tight on his feathers and jumping and crawling all over him just like she loves him so much he's basically the family dog

😬 A headcanon about the worst thing they’ve done

fig is really hard for this question cuz she does tend to be pretty intentional in her actions but like, still is a dumb teen who makes dumb teen choices quite a bit. a big one that stands out is her first interaction with ayda and being kinda fantasy rascist

😶 A random headcanon!

this one is pretty basic but she has a tail and its epic. she has so many bangles and ribbons she wears around it its so fun

ask game here!!!

[mrhowells]

Smallville 4x03

such an iconic episode, I'm so ready😩 (edit: ignore any typos you might find, I was going through it💀)

NOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO FKN FUNNY PLS LOOK AT THIS MAN'S HAIR I CAN'T BREATHE

Honestly I'm so thankful that not a single one of my schools was like this, it's like everyone just reached an unspoken agreement that bullying was uncool and we'd mind our own business.

needles😬

"Have I told you how much I'm gonna miss you?"

no you haven't but you definitely should, go on😌

*in unison* around where????

HELL YEAH FORCED PROXIMITY FTW

"Come on, do you know how many people would kill to relive their senior year of high school?"

No way in hell, and I had a relatively peaceful experience💀😭

"The last thing I want to be is a reporter."

She would absolutely be perfect but let's get one thing straight: If there's a person on this show who knows when to mind their own fucking business, it's LOIS🤷🏻‍♀️

I mean both Chloe and Lois make valid points, she's 17 and while I totally understand why Abby did it, it really is a bit concerning. Especially considering her mother has been pushing her to do it for the last 3 years😬

I got a comment from a helpful user under my post for last episode (ty🥰), apparently Jason is roughly the same age as Lex?? And he started dating Lana when she was 17?? AND HE'S THE FKN ASSISTANT COACH AT SCHOOL?

Clark wants to try out for the team again🥺

Jonathan let Martha have a job off the farm dude come on, be supportive. YES THANK YOU

omg did he fake his parent's signature on the permission slip???

"...they want people to look at them differently."

he's making points🤷🏻‍♀️

UGH I'm so weak for happy, excited Clark just look at himmm😭🥹

"Maybe if I'd been more patient I would've seen who you really are." EEEEEEEW throw the whole man away🤢

honestly fuck everyone who destroyed her self-esteem to the point where she's flattered bc a crusty man like that shows interest

asjaksjaksj

he's not even denying it-

PLSSSS their faces, especially Lois😭

I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

and look at Lois "not interested in journalism" Lane right on the story😌😌😌

I'm connecting some dots here and I don't like ittttt😬😬

"I still can't believe that you have a job at my school."

I feel like Lana has had more personality in these last few episodes than she had in the last 3 seasons combined, so that's great to see.

Lex knowssss👀

OMFG LOIS I LOVE YOU

I'mghfdjfghdj LOIS ARE U FREE ON MONDAY-

look at herrrrr😭 LISTEN IF I HAD CLARK'S POWERS-

I mean I agree that beauty is on the inside but that's very easy to say when you look like a literal angel💀 OOp evil surgery lady just said the same thing I did idk how to feel about that💀💀

I love that they're already establishing little things about her, she's messy, she can't spell etc. (though Chloe sounded a bit passive aggressive in both instances, maybe I'm just reading it wrong tho😬)

"It looks like Lois is one step ahead of us." THAT MAKES ME SO PROUD🥺🥺

Clark saving Lois and then Lois saving Clark is something so personal to me actually-

UGH LOOK AT THEMMMMMM😭

*kicks woman* "Bitch."

her lil smile seeing her article in the torch😭

yesss she has fans as she fucking should😌

(Can I just quickly say that as much as I love Homecoming, they could've had at least ONE person at the reunion remember Lois from high school, watching that shit left permanent scars on my soul, it was so cruel😭 Like come on, if reading her article was a "life changing experience" for some students, it would make total sense for SOMEONE to remember her. (yes I'm super salty and what about it))

FUUUUUUUCK I JUST REALIZED I HIT THE 30 IMAGE LIMIT AND I'M NOT EVEN AT THEE DUNK TANK SCENE😭 (off to delete some of them I guess😭)

omg here it comes

"Come on Lois, didn't those guys at the base teach you anything?" "Wouldn't you like to know."

akasjkasdjak YOU KNOW HE WOULD

they wanna bone so bad it makes them look like absolute fucking clowns there I said it

DOESN'TMATTERCAUSEYOU'REGOINGDOWNTHAT'LLBETHEDAYSKADWNKW can you tell I'm losing my last shred of dignity here

ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY CLEARED MY SKIN IMPROVED MY GRADES WALKED MY DOGS ETC THIS SCENE CHANGED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND-

and Tumblr won't even let me upload my 5732893 screenshots where's the justice😭

[lunarcrown]

I can't believe you made the Incredibly Adept Farm Maker a FARM. Insane. Ironic. Painful. The narrative about him making farms to feel in control writes itself. Painfully, through tears. How dare you.

ISNT IT JUST SO ON THE NOSE?!??? I love ittttt so much!! The tango-farm itself in the comic was thought up by @aquaquadrant !!!

And yesss there’s a lot of things about his “present” design/behavior that go back to his days as a farm in Hels, including a mix of constrictive and open clothing (to both feel free and also feel secure), his poor cuffs (still on post-escape), his gloves (protection for his claws growing back, as they were clipped painfully daily to minimize his defense), his big coat (covering healing wounds), and his blackened tips of his ears/hands/feet, which were a result of dying so often + constant wither effect.

And then we have his mad scientist behaviors, his farm creation, his occasional uncontrolled fury, his fear of being in trouble and desire to help out as much as he can without getting anything in return- SO MUCH

ALSO pretty much if you ever see sick dialogue or sick use of Minecraft mechanics you can put your faith in Aqua having written it for me bc I’m a noob-ass who just made it to the nether for the first time and suggested we use tnt to blow up tango (???? How would that have even worked??????) and Aqua so gently takes me by the brain and says “I’ll do the thinking on this one buddy”

She even made me a mock up of tango’s lil blaze rod pain chamber and she’s watched way more VODs than me so YALL the miles and miles of stuff she’s woven in to this is SUPREME

[flahei]

Guess who got F1 tickets for their home gp!!!!!!!! I DID OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE ITTTTT AHHHHHHH i'm so excited i also get to watch f2!!!!!!!

[slvertongues]

how was ittttt

best night of my life!!!!

it lasted forever and ended too fast, i was on another plane of existence, it was SO MUCH!

i think the fact that i went in with no expectations and no idea how the other euro shows went heightened my experience bc BOY. this also was my 1st solo concert experience and my 1st time seeing louis at all after 4 years of stanning i still can't believe he's real.

the energy was electric, i was so immersed in everything and yet i could not be able to tell you what happened on stage. the fan projects were mwuah.

the screams i let out for each song my god. i remember everything but also i feel like i partially blacked out. i keep rewatching my videos.

STAGE VISUALS ARE EVERYTHING

also, i really liked the academic!!!!

i surprisingly didn't cry but i'm tearing up writing this!!!!!!!

this is so incoherent but i feel like i'll never be able to properly put what i lived into words

[itsjaywalkers]

rumor has it if you say “fem jeggy” three times in a row you summon me to you inbox 🫶🏻

-i headcanon reg as having a preppy trust fund baby style even after she leaves grimmauld place (just less conservative) which tragically and much to regulus’ chagrin gets associated with being straight

-she and sirius both have those supermodel black genes which means lots of guys hit on her

-while regulus is great at her scathing dismissals she prefers when james intervenes (jealous james supremacist for LIFE)

-james will literally drape herself over regulus and give the cliche “is this guy bothering you babe?” speech all while flexing (she’s got the BEST biceps bars none)

-james is fully willing to fistfight a dude if he fetishizes or insults her girlfriend

-regulus is a horny lesbian who thinks james defending her honor is EXTREMELY sexy (she’s so right) and will fuck her in public places as a reward

-james is going to start intentionally provoking men at this rate bc godDAMN does regulus get frisky for protective james

-james is possessive as fuck over her girlfriend but regulus wants to be possessed so they’re perfect for each other tbh

MORGANNNN SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET BACK TO U life's been a bit hectic, even today, which was supposed to be a rest day..

ANYWAYS !!! ALWAYS ECSTATIC TO SEE U IN MY INBOX, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S ABOUT FEM JEGGY <333

-u know i loveeee ur fashion hcs and this one is PERFECT and suits reg perfectly, also as a bisexual woman i can confirm that that specific style usually screams straight girl to me so i can imagine reg's struggle.. and james' too, she must have been devastated until she found out </3

-not the guyssss hitting on them.. don't get me wrong it's absolutely canon considering they're both gorgeous but . damn . can't they see they're not the target audience???? smh

-ofcccc reg lives for james intervening, she always has this 'i can handle it myself attitude' BUT seeing her gf deal with annoying and overbearing men gets her all hot and bothered <3

-GODDDD JAMES FLEXING HER MUSCLES TO SCARE THE DUDES AWAYYYYY i just know reg drags her away the moment the intimidation does its job (bc it always works i mean look at james) and fucks james within an inch of her life!!!

-i fully believe reg sometimes escalates the situation and makes it seem worse than it actually is just to see her gf kick an asshole's ass

-I LOVE ME SOME JEGGY EXHIBITIONISM KINK they both get off on the risk of being discovered, besides they're too horny and impatient to wait, they go for it whenever and wherever

-and yes, just like reg exaggerates the situation to watch her gf in a fight, james also pushes a bit bc she knows the reward is gonna be so WORTH IT

-YOU FUCKING GET ITTTTT they're both so possessive and jealous and love to belong to each other, they're absolutely obsessed, I LOVE MY HORNY LESBIANS

[mad4evr]

Once again IMAGINE ITTTTT

Imagine that there is no Justin Bieber in Percy's world and Percy has a super good voice so he write a couple of lyrics to sing to Annabeth.

"You know you love me I know you care just shout whenever and I'll be there you are my love you are my heart and we will never ever ever be apart"

He doesn't sing them to Annabeth yet because he is shy about his voice but he has been working up the courage but she breaks up with him for Luke. He is heartbroken and doesn't know what to do so he finishes the song but adds all of his love and heart break to it.

He decided to add a rap part to it because he knows she has always loved rap so it goes like this

When I was 12 I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us, nor could ever come above she had me goin' crazy Oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily Don't need no Starbucks

She made my heart pound And skip a beat when I see her in the street and At camp on the battle ground But I really wanna see her on the weekend She knows she got me dazing Cause she was so amazing And now, my heart is breakin But I just keep on sayin

And on the second verse because of everything they went through in Tartarus he added a special part about there dreams

And I'm in pieces, baby, fix me And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream I'm goin' down, down, down, down again And I just can't believe, my first love won't be around, and I'm like

And he has always called her his baby so he named it baby and when he finally worked up the courage to sing it to her she cried and not just a couple of tears she bawled wondering what caused her to ever want someone who was not him. He had given immortality for her, he had fell with her when he didn't have to, he had held up the sky for her and she didn't think that she deserved him but now she new that he thought the same thing.