#i could commit arson
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Shaking the other department by the shoulders and begging them to LOOK at the documents they send us for the love of god
#if i get one more question about why we couldn't use your shitty photo of a computer screen#i could commit arson
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boyzzzzz 👦💥
#cod#call of duty#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#soapghost#my art#who says I don't draw cod? 😤#simon's kitchen sink gallagher brother haircut begs to differ#what are the odds johnny has already committed arson at this age?#the combined smell of these two adolescents could wipe out an entire civilization...
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pm and ada on truce missions in different cities and they keep coming across restaurants that have signs hanged outside saying "banned for life" with teen skk's faces on them
#after the 3rd restaurant they just decide to ditch skk and eat there#those two can survive on street foods and vending machines#then they go to the hotel they reserved and skk are banned there too#chuuya: dude this is where we committed arson for the first time remember?#dazai fondly: how could I forget#mori: I almost went bankrupt!#dazai: best day of my life#they drop them off at a cheap motel before they can recreate that scene#skk#soukoku
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CLARA OSWALD IN SERIES 8
Don't you dare lot me in with the rest of all the little humans that you think are so tiny and silly and predictable. You walk our Earth, Doctor. You breath our air. You make us your friend, and that is your moon too, and you can damn well help us when we need it.
#happy pride to clara oswald#she has several other quotable lines#but the kill the moon one always gets me#doctor who#dwedit#dwgifs#timelordgifs#moffatedit#clara oswald#dws8#jenna coleman#tvedit#gifwarning#some of these turned out so good i could kiss myself#and some of them make me want to commit arson
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Peeped the horrors
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#a-qing#xue yang#A-qing went 'there are horrors he is committing and I am going to peep them' and then faced horrors that she could not fathom#The fact she sees the evidence first hand but it genuinely is too much to handle is a lovely tragedy that betrays her youth#It is interesting that she clearly does have more knowledge than the lay person about cultivators and night hunts (possibly from xxc?)#she does mentally call out xue yang for using the right terminology (betraying his 'no one important' façade)#but corpse poisoning is...well....probably not something she could have known about#so instead she has to encounter this horrible and suspicious event and justify it to keep herself sane#Ah....that's not going into the really interesting ambiguity of xue yangs targets#the people he kills specifically slandered *all three of them*#Was it just for himself? Was there a sense of protectiveness over his two blind companions?#I don't want an answer. I love that it is ambiguous#And oh man. having the noble XXC do the killing is so deviously evil. What a loaded chekov's gun.#you know xxc is gonna have a breakdown over it *when* he finds out. Its all a matter of timing#ok ok funny tag time#I think little apple and xy should meet up so they can swap arson tips. Truly the power team nobody wants. Not even them.#they would fight to the death and little apple would *win*#EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY XUE YANG
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I have a phone interview at 1:00 today. Please pray it goes well.
#the coworker who turned in his two weeks yesterday ended up outright quitting#(I'm not surprised)#if this interview goes well and I get a job offer out of it I will be taking it#and then I'll have to decide if I do the honorable thing and give my notice or if I just quit#my heart wants to quit#and possibly commit arson#but I've always made an effort to leave an old job on good terms#of course this is me getting ahead of myself in a big way because the interview could be trash and I could be stuck
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OK BUT LOOK AT THE FLOWCHART
(i need yiu to imagine me pulling this down from a giant whiteboard with one of those pointer sticks)
I’D ARGUE THAT EXTREME HUNGER IS AN ALTERED STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS!!! ONE HE DID NOT CHOOSE TO ENTER
EVEN IF YOU SAY THAT HE HAD ENOUGH FOREWARNING OF HOW BAD IT WOULD GET AND WAS AWARE OF THE RISKS, WAS HE NOT TRYING HIS ABSOLUTE BEST TO MINIMISE HARM TO THE OTHERS???
THE WORM DID HIS BEST!!!! INNOCENT. FREE HIM
YOUR HONOR I DONT THINK HES GETTING OUT OF THIS ONE WITH AN INNOCENT RULING /LH
#shouting speaks#asks#hunger au#IM JUST SAYING . HE'S KINDA COMMITTED A COUPLE FELONIES GANG#NOW I KNOW HERMITCRAFT DOESNT OPERATE ON IRL STANDARDS BUT *STILL*......#ARGUABLY. I THINK U COULD INCLUDE ARSON#txt#ph
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not to sound like a ray apologist but thinking about his behaviour after remembering he is in love with his best friend and everyone knows it and also knows he'll never be good enough for it to be reciprocated, hes a shit ton of poor decisions in a trenchcoat and no one cares, he has the glossiest poutiest lips that go chronically underappreciated and unkissed, he lives only because nothing has killed him yet, he's given up on receiving his fathers love to the point that even feeling his anger and disappointment is just a stale experience and a chore, he sleeps one room away from where he found his moms dead body- having chosen to make a home for himself in the same place she caged her misery, and he is 22 years old. all things considered id personally be so much worse.
#only friends the series#oh ray#like all things considered he is not great but i could understand if he was evil about this#my poor little baby#see he hasn't even fucked up enough to be a poor little meow meow#someone let him commit arson#only friends ray#ray pakorn
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bestowing the highest honor i can give to fictional characters on han yoohyun, the quadruple a battery headcanon pack (autistic aroace agender)
#han yoohyun#s classes that i raised#channeling hyj: he’s so lovable. i’m pinching his cheeks. he can commit as much murder and arson as he wants.#text post#k rambles#not sure i can even call it headcanon when i will argue that half of this is just canonical subtext/the consequences of who he is#(mild spoilers in tag) autistic/aroace coded nonhuman entities they could never make me hate you#he’s literally a character made for me…#caveat that having nonhumans as allegories for aroaceness or neurodivergency isnt necessarily a good thing#but they are my thing and i love them
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honestly if I went to a therapist today and told them I’d never been to therapy before and had no medical history whatsoever I don’t think I would get any cluster B disorders like I’m nice now and kind and have empathy and don’t break laws and feel normal amounts of emotion and communicate my feelings in a healthy manner and don’t manipulate people or lie to people or try to create a manic pixie dream girl persona to try and get people to keep liking me I think all I needed was someone to love me and also to get the shit beaten out of me on a semi regular basis and it cured all my problems. also mushrooms and meeting God helped
#even just talking to Jess about the extreme jealousy I used to feel and she was like I hope you’d talk to me before doing any of that#and I was like o yeah. I COULD talk to you and have before and would again#no need to commit arson about it
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face
a pretty face that i could look at for eons~🎃
#god he’s so pretty#i would commit crimes for that face#i’d say arson but honestly someone could give me one whole corn chip and i’d commit arson#i don’t need much of an incentive#frnkiebby#nambawan-zonvip#also you’re gonna have to give me the story behind your url bc i’ve been thinking about it since you sent your first ask#frank iero#mcr#my chemical romance#mcrmy#frnkiero#my chem#frnkie#ilhsm
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she comes off as "a crazy arsonist" tbh
#ace attorney#jinx plays aai#ace attorney investigations#aai#aai spoilers#kay faraday#tbh she could commit arson and i would not be the least bit surprised#not saying she WOULD just that if she did it wouldn't surprise me
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it would be fun if it turns out amc!louis did actually eat the baby. it took him an awful long time to deny that and i would not put it past him to lie to make himself look better in that situation (which he is more than willing to do)
#amc!louis could stand to be a worse person and i stand by that#make that man more fucked up#let him commit atrocities that are his and his alone#let him be a terrible person#he is not a perfect princess locked up in the tower by either lestat or armand with no agency whatsoever#a victim yes but a predator as well (like they all are)#which is also why i desperately hope they'll keep in him knowing about what happened with claudia and staying with armand regardless#also he could always commit more arson#him burning shit down was one of my favourite parts of iwtv (the book)#my point is#👏make👏him👏worse👏#did not expect to put a whole essay in the tags but it's been on my mind a while#louis de pointe du lac#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire
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Tallying up all the wips across the entire oc fic and am just past 20k in total word count‼️
#the longest section so far is going over all the girl gang's after school routines#shortest chapters include lemon committing arson#shortest so far!! aiming to have all of these pretty decent length and they obviously still need to be edited and polished off#this is already the longest written work ive ever produced. this might already be longer than my undergrad thesis kshfkf#that's saved on my old laptop! i could get in there and see how much is in it at some point#i need it on my new laptops anyways + the powerpoint i used. lowkey could kick myself for not recording the thesis defense but oh well rip#losing the point of what I'm saying lmao#i love my girlies!!! they will be on artfight and I'm excited about it!!#shai speaks#oc tag
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ok but can we talk about how being willing to kill your children is a sign of faith and love according to the story of Abraham and Isaac. and what that means for Amane and her abuse/torture.
ngl that story is so fucked up to tell to children. like. "your mommy and daddy have the right to kill you if the Lord so desires that ^w^!!!". and you just have to kinda live with that information for the rest of your life and not feel any negative feelings about it either or else youre being a bad Christian as well as a bad kid.
#rambles#Amane#amane hours#tw child abuse#tw religion#if i need to tag anything else pls tell me 🙏#i. hope this isnt getting too morbid.#its hard to know where the line is when her story is just. so fucked up#i wish i could commit arson#and so much emphasis is put on how GOOD of a believer they were for being willing to sacrifice/be sacrificed#like wow! how noble of these two! this is the amount of faith and fear (biblical definition) we should ALL strive for!!#or less sugarcoated: you should be WILLING to do anything and have anything be done to you in the name of ~God~#and the less hesitance you have the better of a person you are#I Wish I Could Commit Arson.
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#they fucked up our tickets to the hozier concert tomorrow!!!!#literally we had them yesterday and overnight they just disappeared!!!!!#my gf spent all day on the phone with the convoluted chain of ticket providers who bought from each other and the venue#and not One could give a straight answer why they just disappeared today >:((#we're getting a refund but we wanted to go!!!!!#i havent gone out to An Event in so long!!!!#and it was hozier!!! my beloved!!!!#so now im ready to commit arson :(#maybe it sounds silly but we got these tickets in march and ive been looking forward to it since then :((((#rose rambles#vent
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