#i couldn’t tell you

[ato-dato]

Random dbh fixation don’t ask whhhyyyyy

[kazanskys-mitchell]

a sexuality crisis AND a gender crisis?? thanks brain you really shouldn’t have <33

[favourtonon]

The Wayne’s in an interview:

Interviewer talking about bad habits: And I am guessing with all the CEO work you drink a lot of coffee mr Drake-Wayne

Tim about to fully go along as to seem normal and not be connected with red robin: ye-

Dick deciding that no acc everyone needs to know about this guys unhealthy behaviour: Actually he really drinks a lot of Zesti, the Carbonated rehydration drink

interviewer mildly horrified: the highly addictive and possibly quite dangerous energy drink?

Tim: rehydrating carbonation drink.

Dick: That he keeps in stock as no one wants to risk it nor drink it because it is nasty

interviewer: ah, Tim, you and red robin would get along nicely, it is said that he constantly drinks it

tim full with self loathing and damage control: no I hate that guy, worst Gotham vigilante

interviewer: who’s the best then?

Tim looking nervous and suddenly like he had an epiphany: Black Bat is my favorite, but generally I hate vigilantes in general, they do quick solutions and-

He continues on a long rant whilst dick guffaws in the background

[gimmehyuck]

[3:00pm]

genre. it’s just fluff with boyfriend chenle

word count. 453

warnings. none.

also, kinda sorta based on a dream i had.

both you and your boyfriends schedules lined up allowing you both to have today off.

therefore, it was a lazy day at home for you.

that being said, it was also a lazy day at home for chenle as well. and you know more than most that the one thing chenle does not do well with… is a lazy day at home.

which is how you’ve both found yourselves laying on the couch with your heads at opposite ends, scrolling through your social media accounts to simply pass the time.

it was a comfortable silence that settled over your shared apartment.

well, comfortable for only you that is, if the continuous dramatic sighs that came from the boy adjacent to you were any indication.

on the fifth high pitched sigh in the span of a minute, you let out your own to copy his, promptly lowering your phone screen to your chest and quirking an eyebrow at your boyfriend.

he laid with one arm across his chest, his phone dangling limply from his fingers, the other folded behind his head, and he was staring directly at you.

“can i help you with something?” you joked with him, and then you cracked a smile at his answering pout.

“i’m bored…” he huffed, tone dramatic by eyes screaming playful.

“of course you are,” you said before making a show of reaching to pick up your phone again.

“and!” he exclaimed quickly, your hand pausing midair. “i’m so… uncomfortable.”

you raised your eyebrow again at that, silently telling him to elaborate.

“i’m uncomfortable over here… you know, on this side of the couch.” he averted his eyes to the ceiling, a light blush dusting his cheeks and his sudden shyness made you smile.

you extended your arms out, motioning forward with your hands for him to come lay down with you on your side of the couch and he beamed at getting what he wanted. crawling over, he plopped himself to lay next to you.

you threw your arms and legs over his chest and legs in a full body hug and it made him laugh.

“my little koala,” he said finally after he stopped his laughing, and he ran his fingers through your hair gently.

you could hear his steady heartbeat from your place on his chest and it was soothing to you. chenle picked up his phone this time and pulled up tiktok, and you moved yourself slightly to be at a better angle to watch with him. he kissed the top of your head, and then immediately laughed at the first video that showed up on his feed.

and for the rest of the day, neither of you could say you were bored.

[brainrotdotorg]

Yeehaw

[randomthoughtsihavesometimesig]

ok ok so I saw this

In my camera roll

and i

I had to

[potatoeofwisdom]

Sign reads: LEO DO NOT TOUCH

[griimlockk]

your cousin throcky stimboard

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[feelin-peachy-keen]

Hey, check this out!

[911onabc]

eddie diaz would play the sims one day as a joke and become obsessed with it and play it in secret. eddie showing up to work late everyday exhausted and they all think he’s having another breakdown but no. he’s just playing the sims.

[adrift-in-thyme]

How are you all out here writing chapters for every day of whumptober? Some of the prompts are so similar I'll be part of the way through a prompt fill and realise "oh, that actually fits this other day way better!" And then I have nothing for the prompt I'm meant to be working on 😭

They really are similar aren’t they?! I’ve done that multiple times. There are still some I’ve got plotted out for one day that I’m staring at going “hmm but it could fit this day’s prompts too…”

So far, I’m just pairing the fics up with whatever prompt they fit well enough that also is the closest to today’s date lol. Even if they would fit another day better I would rather have more time to work

[lordfabian]

what do you think of people who hunt vampires/werewolves?

I think it depends on the specific vampire or werewolf they are hunting. If they just hunt any old lycan or fae without discretion, then they’re just a murderer. However, if they specifically hunt the ones that are hurting people, all power to them.

[poltergeist-coffee]

don't even put the THOUGHT of wilbur always being busy into my head cause I can already imagine tallulah staying up at night and wondering why it feels more like her papi forgot about her then her abulito who actually does forget but is actually around

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Lucky for us Wilbur isn’t a touring musician in the mermaid au so it’s NOT HAPPENING!!!!

[rooolt]

I miss her*

*media about werewolves

[pareidolyeah]

Life should begin on top of an immense pillar of stone that as you proceed through various stages it’s face is carved.. most likely on a weaving spiral path.. with scenes and memories.. down and down. The ground is concealed but it’s meaning is irrelevant. All you see is the work you have done and the blank potential still below. This is your life so far and there is no reason to believe it won’t go on and on. One day though you touch down back away from the pillar on this strange new dimension and look up at this incredible thing of beauty that everyone will see and be in awe. This was a life.

Now it seems that life is merely a chimney stack spewing out poisonous plumes and you are inverted.. creeping down the inside and when you swing open the clean out door at the bottom and look up you see every single course of brick one on the other exactly the same.. incredulously few courses given it was a lifetime of descending and then the chimney groans and topples into a pile of rubble mixed in with other piles of rubble at various stages of settling where people with rickety wheel barrels salvage bricks for their own stacks to come…

[firefox-official]

artists rendition of my first day of college