Werewolf!Soap who you meet while you’re out walking your dog.
It’s all the makings of a real meet-cute when you’re dragged across the path because your dog has caught some scent and pulled you straight over to Johnny who’s jogging a few yards ahead of you. You apologize when he almost trips over the leash and try to assure him that this never happens. You don’t know what’s gotten into your dog as he’s usually so calm when you’re out.
Johnny is so good-natured about it. Squats down and let’s the pup get a good sniff of his hands before scratching it behind the ears a few times.
Obi-wan pretended to have no idea how one goes about surfing just so that Rex could launch into lecture mode on all the things he'd read about it on the way to their latest road trip spot.
Fashionably late but still within the grace peiod for @rexobiweek. Let them work a bit more on their sunburns
I think it’d be funny if annabeth never had “the talk” since she ran away at a young age and never had a complete formal education (a lot of people have it in school in 8th grade… and guess who was kidnapped and forced to hold up the sky conveniently during that time) plus the added factor of Athena just thinking her into existence and just didn’t know until a comically old age.
19 year old annabeth: you put WHAT into my WHAT to make a WHAT
this would be funny lol!
however, i think it’s the exact opposite. she probably read everything that has ever been written about the female (and male) body when she was super young. she’d be the 8 year old who’s educating teenagers and using scientific language when informing people of every detailed process 🤣
in fact, she’d probably inform percy when HE’S 19 about these things. and at the most random times. they’d be fooling around and she’d just spit out a cool fact like “did you know that your ____ actually does ____ and ____ during a process called ____?” and percy would just look at her horrified