#i don’t have friends

[eff-ston3mblogs]

[joanofexys]

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[story-book-sillies]

Please please please let something good happen to me this September to make up for how sad I was most of August

[scar-crossedlvrs]

which one of my moots wants to drive around & listen to mid 2000’s emo w/ me.

[salemcantupdate]

I left instagram because it cropped my art to shit and was just… terrible to use. Hated it

Then I tried twitter and the muskrat took over and eventually I just gave up on it

And now I’m here and it’s starting to go to shit

I just want to post my art and see other people’s art and talk about stuff I like sometimes, get some interaction

[yellowrabbitfurry]

I don’t post often, but when I do this is how I look at my phone when I realize only like three people will see it.

[lonelypoetandiknowit]

They smirk at you,

“I know everything about you.”

You shiver, that has always been your fear, being known by someone who will only cut you down.

You grin slyly.

“Then tell me.”

“What?”

They ask, surprise coating their eyes as they shoot daggers into your skin.

“If you know so much about me, tell me my favorite color.”

“Green.”

You chuckle, that was your favorite color in 4th grade when you drew everything in lime green.

You’ve grown up now, your favorite color is purple.

“Wrong. It’s purple.”

Their lip quivers as they realize their inaccuracy.

“Lilac to be precise. What’s my favorite song?”

They take a moment to contemplate before smoothly replying

“Taylor Swift’s ‘Love story’.”

Their confidence takes another bullet as you grin wildly.

“I don’t have a favorite song. Anyone who knows me know that I love too many to have a favorite. Good try though.”

Their gaze turns violent. Flames dance in their pupils as they comprehend that they’re losing.

“I’ll give you one more shot. You know what they say, ‘third times a charm.’ Hopefully that’ll work in your favor.”

You wink at them, only fueling their fire.

“What is my best friend’s name?”

They smile wickedly,

“Oh this one I know.”

They say before listing off a name.

Your face falls as you feign losing.

But the frown is gone from your face as quickly as it appeared.

They look at you with confusion in their eyes.

“That’s your best friend. Is it not?”

They ask, trying to get you to admit they got it right.

You give them a small but confident smile.

“No, it was a trick question.”

You laugh softly, almost to yourself

“I don’t have any friends.”

[elliesbelle]

emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.

multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.

i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.

please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.

[eff-ston3mblogs]

[f0ckingcass]

Ayoooo someone wants to be friends?

[alert-danger-queers]

How do people “make friends” and “develop interests” at a later stage in life

Not interested myself, asking for a friend

[mumblesplash]

i know it’s like years old at this point but i love that one collab mumbo and grian did with tommyinnit bc it’s like the single most concentrated example i’ve seen of mumbo’s Chaos Nullification Powers

you get to see a bit of it on hermitcraft, mostly via his interactions with grian, but until seeing that collab it didn’t really hit me just how completely mumbo can no-sell other people’s attempts to control a situation. tommyinnit is possibly the single shoutiest, most chaotic minecraft youtuber out there, and in most videos i’ve seen he pretty much overwhelms everyone else and sets the tone for interactions because of this. but mumbo just. doesn’t let him. no matter how much tommy escalates in intensity, mumbo reacts with *exactly* the same energy he always does. grian largely comes across in the whole video as annoyed and reluctant to engage with the whole thing, but mumbo’s not even affected. he just rolls with anything he finds funny and basically ignores anything he disapproves of, only seeming more and more unflappable the harder anyone tries to get a rise out of him.

AND imo, this is the key to my favorite interpretation of him as a character

see, when the people around him are being more reasonable/calm, i think mumbo often comes across as anxious and a bit easily overwhelmed. the thing is, his nervous wet cat vibes do not scale. he has one setting. his responses to the last life ‘ah-ha!’ jokes and to hermitcraft 8 starting to crumble to pieces under a falling moon are almost identical.

mumbo jumbo is inexorably and eternally Just Some Guy, but that gets stranger and stranger the weirder his surroundings become. the giggly incredulousness that makes him an easy target for goofy puns looks Very different when it’s also his reaction to the impending end of the world.

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[lotus-pear]

horrendously late entry for @luneariann’s dtiys!! congrats on one million ely i’m so proud of you <3

[steviesbicrisis]

To me it’s the fact that Steve assumed Robin had a license but still woke up 3 hours before his work shift to drive her to school everyday.

That is not a plot hole everybody, that is just the kind of person Steve Harrington is.

[cosmosnout]

The most doomed siblings ever