#i dont judge

[whatdoisayfolks]

They see, They like, They smootch

I'd like to dedicate this one to the work I was procrastinating on this afternoon

[bloppxvblopp]

I forgot that I made this monstrosity for my friends, I was scrolling through my gallery for some sketches and this thing was looking back at me ( ﾟεﾟ；) Enjoy ig??

[unwashedunsatisfiedmeowmeow]

There are too many horny cringe degens in the yandere community to my surprise, because I thought I would be the degenerate of degenerates. Turns out I'm quite vanilla compared to them. Don't know how to feel about this :[

[bungone]

getting increasingly desperate i need a big strong nyx player to teach me how to play him

[your-friendly-sociopath]

Yandere Alastor with S/O as a Video Game character bought back to life. At first, Charlie and Vaggie curiously picks up the gaming cartridge until Charlie play as S/O, accidentally bought S/O back to life end up meet Alastor. But S/O wants to go back to the gaming world.

I got you 👍

Romantic Yandere Alastor

When Charlie and Vaggie first for the game they had been planning on doing a fun game night with the hotel residents

But those plans went to shit when they powered the game up for a test drive

The screen started glitching as the TV let out a loud popping sound and smoke rose from the circuits

Disappointed Charlie went to see what went wrong, but as she went to move the TV she noticed it shaking

To the horror of everyone in the room (except for alastor) a hand burst through the screen, followed by another hand

Then a head

Your head

You crawled out of the TV slowly (like from that horror thing) until you had only one leg in the screen still

Your head moved up to look around, but before you could get a sense of your surroundings -

You tripped

And fell hard on your face

Vaggie grimaced as charlie rushed to help you up

Charlie gasped as she saw your face, and noticed that you were one of the characters on the game

Everyone else quickly noticed as well

You looked around the room blearily, squinting from the lighting like you had just woken up

"Where am I?"

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Over the next few weeks the residents of the happy hotel did their best to help you feel comfortable in your new (temporary) home

Mainly just charlie and vaggie

Over your time at the hotel you got to know and get close with both angle and husk

Though you tried to avoid alastor

Vaggie had told you about him on your second night, and had warned you to be careful of him

However, your character was well known for being a clumsy small bean

So one day you accidentally bumped into alastor

To anyone else this wouldn't seem like a big deal

But alastor hated being touched

And you hated making people uncomfortable

So what happened after was terrible for both of you

As soon as you touched him a loud screeching sound went through the air

Like a record screeching to a stop (idk)

The air felt thick with static as alastor looked down dangerously at you

Immediately you started apologizing and bowing your head as a sign of respect and submission

For some reason, watching you submitting yourself to him out of fear felt weird to alastor

And he could tell it was purely accidental

So alastor waved you off but warned you not to do it again

(he also knew charlie would be pissed if he harmed you)

Over the course of the next week or so alastor found himself watching you more

He would study you during dinner and even in your sleep

He found that over time he had fallen in love with you

All from a little trip

Ok maybe a bit more then that

He found that he lived your personality

You were funny and clever

Yet clumsy and terribly awkward at times

You were also very small

Not just compared to him, but everyone else in the hotel

You were only taller then Nifty by a foot

He felt a strange need to protect and claim (not sexually)

Deer instincts kicking in

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You had noticed that alastor had started paying more attention to you

Sitting closer then necessary

Talking to you more

And a increase in pet names like "my darling" and "my doe"

You liked it when he called you those things

It made you feel special

One night when you were unable to sleep you realized you had feelings for alastor

Oh you were so fucked

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That morning you skipped breakfast and instead went to the main hotel living room

The room where you first appeared

You curled up on a couch and fell asleep

-------

Alastor had noticed that you skipped breakfast

So he went to your room to check on you

When he found that you weren't there he sent his shadows to go find you around the hotel

After a minute or two one came back and told him they found you

Alastor appeared in the main living room

Only to find you curled up on the couch out cold

In a moment pure instinct and need he snatched you from the couch and held you close to his chest

Then he teleported to his cabin/mansion in the woods

He locked all the doors and windows to keep you stuck there

When you woke up you panicked at first

But then alastor explained that he brought you here because he was in love with you

You were so shocked that you couldn't think of anything to say

You stood up wanting to leave the room

But alastor grabbed you wrist and pulled you towards him

Instead of fighting like he had initially expected you just laid your head against his chest

Taking this as another sign of submission from you he pulled you closer and sat down bringing you with him

Then you two cuddled bc I need this

You grew to like living with alastor, even if you couldn't leave the mansion

Yet you still felt a longing to be home

Not back at the hotel

But your actual home

Even if it was just a video game

You hadn't dared voiced your homesickness at the hotel

And you refused to breath a word of it to alastor

Though Kinda already knew

But he knew that he couldn't -- wouldn't send you back

So he didn't everything in his power to make you feel happy with him

I mean, why shouldn't you be happy with him?

He was your one true love

No one else would ever have you

Only him

"I love you, my darling doe. I'm sure you will be quite happy here with me~"

Once more, I am so sorry this is late, I had a tiny baby burnout then forgot I had a life...

Anyways hope yall enjoyed, also hope this was ok 😆

[bleepbluup]

Happy pride! Make sure to kiss your computer!

[rhiandoesfandom]

When a mutual has a take I don't completely agree with:

[frogbehindthewaterfall]

S4 special spoilers kinda

HELP NOT MK MAKING A RED SON

[larphis]

I think what makes Tumblr so funny to me on a meta level is how it started out as this hip altenative to Myspace for straight hipsters and those who only came there for the “spicy” content and nowadays it’s just the gays and theys sharing their tv obsessions and the latest gender envy they experienced from the current unconventionally attractive middle aged man of the month.

[desmolbean404]

New character alignment chart: How likely is it that this blorbo would be the last person a woman dates before she realises she's gay

[corviiids]

oh now you fucking tap out huh

[havi-fart]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YAAYYYY

to fight my artblock i decided to redraw some gerard p donelan comics as ds9. but once i started i could not stop....

so heres all deep space 9 of them. lol. again the poses and captions are lifted straight from his comics all i did was put space guys on there! please enjoy

(id in alt text btw!)

[peach-moths]

listen when you lose an online art competition against your art rival sometimes you just gotta be mean about their art and not be judged for it and thats what big brothers are there for

[cookingincollege]

NYT Cooking: Fish Tacos

[wardenmop]

save me undead cowboy...

[tarn-ati0n]

Maybe i should get into octopath……for innocent reasons

Whatever it takes, do what makes you happy!