anyways i made a chai latte to bring to work this morning but i grabbed a different brand of oat milk at the store bc it was cheaper than even the off brand and all i can fucking taste is oats. there isn't even any chai spice it's just oats. i sneezed and it tasted like oats
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STOMACH PAIN GONE YIPPEE now i am eating apples
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im sorry shadowfax is just a NORMAL FUCKING HORSE?????
listen you try being a 12 year old watching the two towers directed by peter jackson for the first time and watching gandalf--who I will remind everyone is a literal magic wizard with magic wizard powers and shit--summon a white unicorn-looking horse out of seemingly fucking nowhere and declare that horse to be lord of all horses. You try that and don't fucking assume that's a magic horse. shadowfax, 'lord of horses' and i took that LITERALLY i thought he was a sentient king of horses with authority in horse society
nah bro, he's just a horse gandalf STOLE from theoden
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drawing eight legs on a horse is so silly and annoying and i was thinking about how they could be more like... spooky astrally projected legs that only appear when said horse is walking between worlds
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